0:00 you guys ever have a Captain America that shows up he Chinese what the hell yeah they really outsourced this [Music] one welcome back to the amazing episode of careful boys today we have back with us we got Aaron over here and we got Jess over there and you guys saw Aaron and Jess in some previous episodes uh when we were running some of these uh shows while Bart and Joe in the V these guys were not able to be with us but today Bart and Joe are finally meeting Aaron Jess you guys have fun without us yeah it was pretty cool not that much it's okay okay okay okay cool cool what was it like seeing those episodes with you guys on it what do you think of yourselves I mean I always hate watching myself so I watched it with a glass of wine oh good yeah did you regret saying
0:52 anything or sharing anything no it was sad I feel like that's what your 20s are for regrets it's like in your 30s you're like I did that yeah you just say it comes out yeah whatever like it was already there I think people were caught off guard they're like where is everybody but then they didn't say anything negative about you so that was cool yeah they'll tell you straight up they'll be like I don't like this guest don't ever bring them back plus it's nice that you guys aren't trying to sell something or you're not like you know cool too cool in like what would you like to buy yeah you're just regular friends cuzz we usually have people that are constantly trying to sell stuff really yeah real estate agent o accounts yeah o yeah how old are you guys I'm 36 say I'm 36 how old are you 40 this
1:42 year I like no it's my favorite year cuz you know like you'll be like you know when you're in your 20s like you're saying we like like let's say uh I don't know you're on a tour bus like whose breath smells and you're like mine kind of does you know you're like 25 you're all embarrassed now I'm like oh mine does dude why you got HS cuz just you just put yourself out there and you're like who's going to ████ with me is going to ████ with me who doesn't ████ with me doesn't ████ with me yeah and then it's like why are you smelling my breath like that was a good analogy that was like right to that one cuz before I'll be like oh like who here gets like ████ seasick or whatever you don't want to look like a ████ oh I don't oh no that's now I'm like n dude I'm a ████ give me those ████ pills dud yeah no that's that's fair that's fair I'm like not a Disneyland like I don't I'm like no Space Mountain give you can give me that oh you want me to go on the tower CH okay where's my Dr yeah takes takes too much effort to front no I don't K
2:33 around anymore just I'm going to vomit all over you that's what it is yeah it's she does it st's the babies here yeah he's a baby but he don't front either though which is cool huh what's your age now uh 29 damn bro 29 you're going to join the 30s Club soon yeah yeah feel old you should you feel old I feel old weathered well you do have a baby vage that's true kid bills damn you're busier than most average 30y olds that's true at 29 I was probably maybe 22 in in my brain but you you're you were doing YouTube yeah YouTube kept me young that was busy that was pretty busy everyone was busy do you feel like having a kid made fast forwarded your age like did you feel like you went from like 29 to like 35 like overnight or no kind of just just more responsibilities of how I
3:24 act towards the kids or around them I have to be like more like oh got to be careful what I say it just made me feel old after that what do you mean the kids understand your cussing that's that made me like 3 months old you never know what if it's Forest words like do you have fun cuss words that you say though like fun baby cuss words do you have oh yeah baby cuss words damn it just that yeah yeah yeah nothing crazy well that's considerate but except when the baby's gone I'm just like just me again yeah you just let it out later he lets it out like he's trying to blow like steam in a cold [Laughter] weather the one of the cool things let's focus on you for a while because we we didn't get to like focus on you guys individually as much last time year swe but um you guys would have a lot of
4:14 interesting questions for her because she's you you you've been acting for a while and uh one of the more interesting things that you do that I have always thought was that you do princessing oh yeah do you know what princessing is wait before she tells you what it is guess what it is is it um you you're you play Princess at like a birthday party or something for kids is it like that what's your guess my guess is you only try out for like the princess like voiceovers or like oh my God I ████ left my ████ mirror or whatever iing or however however the princess is taught no that was great perfect Aladdin where's your monkey yeah close those are good answers yeah
5:04 that's more closer to the the birthday parties with the kids so did you uh work at Disneyland as a princess or something no I tried out at Disneyland when I like first moved here really yeah and just did not fit any of their requirements like height weight anything I mean I did but like not for the ones that I wanted to do so it was kind of like and I didn't think I was going which one did you want to do like what was your number one like excuse me um I mean I always wanted to be Belle oh that's cool yeah Belle was always my favorite she was my first princess that I did with my like kids company too so it was kind of like a nice little how old is Bel actually in the story like 15 or something proba 12 no she's like oh ████ I mean I I should know this but I I feel like she's like her early 20s or something like that like she she's young maybe she's younger but like I know she's like not a child like she's not
5:54 like Anna's age but she's like Anna's like one of the younger ones would not go for somebody in their barely legal 18 yeah just rush 18 guess on his nest he for sure would he's goodl looking he would totally go for the younger one yeah he needs them like so we asked her like all these questions about princessing and her experien and stuff we straight up were like do guys ever like ask you to be the princess like still while you know while the sexy times oh my god do they yeah I mean wouldn't you that was your girl like yeah you're Ro play well Joe had a girl that wanted him to wear that outfit in the glass case which one the one on the left oh yuck it made me feel weird cuz the voice that goes with it is not sexy there's a
6:44 voice that goes with it it's it's not the one you wanted be what's the voice like like this actually vietnames Uncle D my bad I messed up it's actually sexy yeah no it is it's a turn on I probably smell like casino and beer oh and cigarettes it looks like yeah definitely old cigarettes too cigarett old cigarettes casino and beer yeah I smell like gambling some people like that smell that sounds good to me wait so what is princessing what is it um so I mean we it's like I work for a bunch of different kids companies so you have like birthdays art mitas I don't know SS right yeah you were right oh shoot like we would dress up so if you had um like a huge like birthday party party and you wanted like on an Elsa to come then you know you get like a Duo and then when
7:34 you come you do like I can do face painting and balloons and we play like games like kind of what you would do in um like grade school like the parachute and like red light green light that type of thing and so you just kind of play with them you're basically a babysitter for like the duration of the time you're there but is it for like special occasions like birthday parties and things like that bir most of my birthday parties a couple times it'll be like um like during Halloween we do like well we didn't this last year but we used to do like a big big into the woods thing and it would be like these beautiful like huge style like costumes and everything and so that was fun but that was always like some type of Gala or something but most of them are birthday parties for like 5-year-olds or have you ever had an inquiry where the guy's like oh no it's just for me uh no because I have to go through like our our lady you know so like and she asked a lot yeah she asked a lot of questions like how many kids so
8:24 I feel like right away she'd be like I'm sorry what dude that's dope that you have a person that's like watching out for you then and they're not like money hungry and they're like yeah send her out send her out no and then they always say that like if you get there and you feel weird to like let them know like if like something's off oh yeah so like remember the time I told you like it was a little like weird like we had messaged her like right after and she was like I won't work with them again is that the dads that were trying to yeah that was the dads that were like being a little bit too for me the dad's trying to like get him to stay overtime yeah they asked if like we could like hang out later and like what what it was like with uh like just a costume with like kids weren't there and I was like uh I was like um I was like that's so weird I was like Cinderella has to get going like a maid after hours thing cuz she has a decline in character wow like my Carriage is waiting Prince charm's outside like something they're like getting all horny watching yeah it's like happy birthday
9:15 so eron you said the manager said oh we won't work with him but you still got to work there is that is that what happened no no no they said we won't work with them but we never like went back to that oh you thought she's like we won't we're going to again but finish up the night strong yeah give them give them the closer and we'll never be back again such a fun gig it honestly it's not a lot of fun there's nothing that guys can do in the same way that won't make them look like a diddler we have guys we have guys all the time in our company really yeah cuz and none of them have had three strikes I mean none that I have heard of so I might I might not just be what would it take to get a strike right like being Captain Hook and your hook is out or like what yeah like the milk oh I guess yeah like they'll probably be like Spider-Man or whatever we have a good the guys are trying to do a wall flip and they die yeah we have yeah we have a Thor yeah we
10:06 have a oh you have a Thor is he actually like see Thor like orett do they look like the guys on Hollywood like some of those guys look really close yeah so because um I had one company and then uh her dad got sick like really bad with Co and so then it just kind of became like outsourced to like a bunch of other companies so my original company that I was with like seven years ago we had a lot that like looked very similar but now I think it is I just don't I don't know them well enough anymore just because we don't work with like a lot of the same people so a lot of the times if we're teaming up like I haven't worked with them before and it's just like meeting them now but you meet them in the driveway yeah literally in the driveway like I met Jack in the driveway and it was like like is this real that look really that looked really good you guys ever have a Captain America that shows everybody's Chinese what the Yeah they really outsourced this
10:57 one he's like communist he just pulls up with a red star and ████ correct like where's Captain America I'm the D Scout one and the kids are like I'm the t- version sh he's the t- version I'm the t- vers yo but what Asians can we I mean what what could Asians be so we don't we don't have we don't have a thing anymore like now it's like open like unless it's like very specific like you should not be playing that character like black panther needs to be black yeah like we're like we're like trying to keep like Disney you know to like but like again now because of like Ariel like it's it's very open yeah so they're trying to like yeah they're trying to like really make it be like not how it used to be has anyone ever specifically like when I want aiel but I want the real one yeah D
11:49 that's kind of messed up cuz that's 12 to yeah it was right when it was right when the movie was coming out anded with them yeah I don't think we even worked with that like that party cuz how how it was like our our lady was like I don't really like how they're already talking she was like okay because like why should it matter that's dope that she can pick shoes though so she was like I don't need to like go with this if I don't have to she's like we have other parties so yeah so they they try they try a lot we had like a party where um our girl got sick and she had the flu and I was asked to play like the girl from Encanto I was like I'm so uncomfy with this I was like what if they try to speak to me like in Spanish and like I miss representing and I was like I don't like I feel so uncomfortable okay yeah and you're like asking me questions I don't know like I don't know what to say so I I decline
12:41 that and just because like I don't want to like Miss like any like Mis interpret anything of like that beautiful culture considerate has has anybody ever got like anybody showed up for a princess thing and then just be like sorry you're not like in character enough like you don't look part and they're like m the all the kids are crying they're like why is why is Ela leaving no and luckily I haven't had that I haven't had that issue it's been like maybe where we've all gone there actually we were there where two companies booked us at the same time and it was L I think I told you that's last it was like eras to like who got there wow yeah and so it was pretty much like we all both got there I looked at each other and I was like oh are you guys confirmed for here and like he was like yeah we are and I was like oh okay so are we she was like okay cuz it was like a d a guy and a girl again and then us and I was like um okay she
13:32 was like so whoever gets her first and I was like are you ser and you rush it was literally like at cars we just like and just stood there and I was like this is weird she obviously it's a Multiverse like party cuz you can't have two of the same characters no and that's the thing it's it's very much like Disneyland like you can't you can't have two characters out like if you're in this land then like you're not in that land you have to use underground tunels like it's not it's that's the real rule out there right yeah you do you ever have to discipline any kids in character yeah it's my favorite really what do you have what do you say or what do you do or like um if I'm Elsa I tell them very Pol if you're going to do that again I promised Anna that I don't use my Powers but I will and it'll be like oh my God yeah and I'll just PE yeah and then I'll tell them I'm like I'm not supposed to I will freeze you and I'll do like a little like tingle finger thingy and then the look of like sheer fear in their face and then they're fine they actually believe it
14:23 for sure wow yeah that's really cool are you kidding me they want the ice cream cake if I tell them no cake I bet their parents love it yeah the dad the moms literally like get like smile they're like yeah I'm like is that okay they're like yeah did you ever hear any stories from some of the guys that you work with about mom hitting on them cuz I feel like that's got to happen to talk yeah uh Captain like Jack and then captain and then Thor get had on all the time little Flyn Rider we don't okay so we don't have Flyn Rider often I had him a couple years ago and I love playing Rapunzel cuz her wig is my favorite cuz it's just it's so big and it just sits there and you almost have to to like hold it for how heavy it is but like I haven't been able to like have FN Rider in like a hot minute you ever have uh kid hecklers where they're like you're not real we are the ones that will pull my wig and tell me I'm not real or they ask me all the questions what you say to them I mean I have to figure out ways to
15:14 like be fake with it or I beat Elsa and I just say I'll freeze you if you P my way you say like your parents marriage isn't real kind of thing no I just tell them that I'll have to leave and I can't come back to their part or I say you can get the presents navigating kids is the toughest I yeah it's definitely like a exhaustion but most of the time if you're you know in a character they're a little bit nicer but yeah as they get older some of them get real spicy you're such a good person for that job though cuz you actually like kids I love kids I don't really necessarily want them anymore after like a very long time but I love working with them cuz even as a kid I pulled a Chuck-E-Cheese tail you did that pull it turned around and then like I think he was like don't you ████ I was like oh ████ you know the the mouth is stationary yeah like oh my God it's like the five like Five Nights at Freddy's where they just
16:04 like turn ████ that's good the ████ big ass screen that you can yeah like the ████ mesh mouth he's like right there he a musty ass dude yeah I'm like oh ████ I was like oh ████ coffee breath and everything God I'll be scared you would do that ████ my uh my cousin beat up Pho at Universal studi wait how tell the story so like we were all watching we're at Universal Studios and then you know how they used to do the phto the show and then Pho came out into the audience and then he came up to my cousin he was 10 years older than me at the time so he was a teenager and I was like in elementary school and he pulled his hat off of his head like that and he messed his head up like this and put the hat back on and he
16:56 just got up and started wailing on him like what the ████ yeah and he and final like no and he was just and all the kids were like no stop it's final and had to pull them off and he was so gangster and you didn't get kicked out of the park or anything no we didn't get kicked out holy crap these days I feel like you'd get like lifetime bands or whatever but these days they're not are characters allowed to touch you like that oh oh actually I don't know I don't I don't think so maybe maybe because of him they set the rule yeah I haven't I haven't seen them like touch people in a really long time like that sounds bad but like I have a picture I have a picture from when I was a kid I was like five and I'm at Disneyland I think or some or Universal and there's like a Frankenstein guy and he's like pushing
17:47 my head down it looks like he's making me give him a head no I'm like what happened here cuz I'm just like this he's like pushing my head I'm just letting him I'm just letting him do it the good old days man yeah I'm like man I miss the 80s cuz now they have handlers you know like if there's Mickey Mouse comes there like two people get in line and then like they okay now you leave they need that man some parents are so unruly well that and some kids are like a little like cuckoo you know like they like they get really excited and like run at them or like I saw my kid try to grab Chuck-E-Cheese uh Chuck Cheese's tail too at chuckecheese genetics man genetics no no he was going like he was going like that I was like T don't you dare and he was like okay I I you're going to pull the tail weren't you he goes yeah he learned the lesson it's DNA dude DNA DNA imagine if the
18:40 same guy in the outfit goes ████ get the ████ out of here don't you ████ do it again don't you ████ do that
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