0:00 he puts the sleeping bag in the back and then him and his buddy start butt ████ each other super hard like doing truck stuff right he said butt Trucking yeah no they're they're really going to town on each other's ████ like how long was the duration 330 miles [Music] hey Bart have you heard your truck game I love trucks big ribs is anybody is anybody else here a truck guy I'm a truck guy I like trucks I had a truck but like I can't stand a truck I don't have a truck anymore trucks test me on trucks I'll ████ tell you their engine sizes and ████ okay holy ████ I'll tell you the ████ histories of them what do you know we know what the Ford F-150 EV well I think they caught the lightning the lightning correct new lightning it has a front as well because
0:50 it doesn't need a motor trunk yep I just realized Tesla's have them yep the new lightning also has a frunk too pretty cool that's lit give us more um so it's their first electric truck I think they misnamed it by calling the lightning because the original SVT SVT Lightning was the fastest production truck of the time zero to 60 in I think under 5.5 seconds is that fast because I go pretty fast the truck we're talking to yeah it was fast this is dope and uh and then they came out with the SRT10 by Dodge and they beat that so that was the fastest production truck at the time and then now they're coming out with this electric truck and I think they wanted to re like brand it but then to me I'm like the lightning is meant to be a ████ muscle gas guzzling machine but also I also get it like a likely onwards
1:42 lightning you know something all right fine go ahead take it but to me it's misnamed T-Mobile or something yeah ████ wagon ████ wagon wow really you're not about no I think it's cool I think it's cool that they're transcending but I like the Cyber truck is ████ cool right so cool the F-150 Evie is ████ weird ████ redesign it don't ████ do it what does it look like does it look so AK don't make it an F-150 just make an EV Truck Yeah do some other ████ with it it just looks like a truck yeah exactly it's not special wow is this not even fun to show that's sad but but let me ask you this so you just said this is like pretty tight and stuff and then you're saying I think that could be pretty tight is this tight
2:32 um a YouTuber charged up his lightning to 200 miles almost all of it that's almost all of its 230 mile range this is range for a trip to his mechanic 32 miles away to pick up a 1930 Ford Model A until at home one of the earliest cars nice and two at home however as soon as he started pulling the empty trailer the Lightnings range started dropping like a ████ Stone and in the end the 64 mile Journey sucked up 150 miles of range so he only went 64 miles 64 miles 150 miles of range from their battery because the towing capacity the problemo with the electric where you know how like if you're on your phone right it's like yeah it's going to last all day but if you're in video mode or if you're face timing you know it's only going to last a few hours so it's the same theme where
3:22 if you're just driving by yourself the range is 250 miles but if we're actually going to try to do some truck ████ with it it's not gonna last it's kind of like charging a phone with your phone expecting your phone to last as long so now you're just an ████ who's driving a truck you don't even ████ use because you can't you can't even do truck stuff can't do truck stuff so those are going to buy each other you can't do truck stuff with a lot of the truck consumer Market doesn't well a lot of the consumer Market that would buy electric trucks don't do truck stuff I don't think I'll have a problem turn the dagger dude that's what I was so excited about the Cyber truck because that ████ had three motors because they he knew about this ████ so the the range was like 500 miles holy ████ so Disney YouTubers started putting this to the real test right so he's like
4:12 okay well if this is like this what's gonna happen if I do other truck stuff right so he gets truck stuff he gets a roll away sleeping bag he puts it in the bed of the truck right this is what he has and then lost mileage right away this is when he has 200 he has back to 230 miles of charge right so he puts the roll he puts the sleeping bag in the back and then him and his buddy start butt ████ each other super hard like doing truck stuff right I mean it's true he said butt Trucking yeah no they're they're really going to town on each other's ████ like how long was the duration this was for 34 or 30 miles that's too long yeah and he says that he he lost 200 miles of charge from that so so now it's looking a little bit different for these trucks yeah sounds bad for the truck Market truck voice truck voice what else is truck stuff dude just like what you put
5:03 a bunch of straps you put you put something in the back you put a bunch of straps on it you ████ shake it you're like yeah that's not going anywhere [Laughter] that was in a commercial recently actually anyways um I think that trucks are really really great for actually short distances anyway I feel like when you do truck stuff especially maybe it's because it's a city thing I feel like the most times I ever use trucks is one to move or two to ride in the truck bed and have fun yeah so if those two things take away style right those two things take like 50 of the chunk the trunk that's like a really bad truck that is useless it's a ████ truck why would you even buy a truck if you're well I don't get it so wait you said you said residentially like people don't even use the trucks really I think a lot of people don't are you talking about the small dick
5:53 guys I'm talking about something I'm talking about the lifted two-wheel drive guys with truck nuts yeah yeah but you know not everybody some people buy trucks in in thinking they're gonna do that and they just never do because at the same time like 90 of people that buy like a raptor because such a sick truck they're like I'm gonna ████ tear up the road or the dirt but then once they get it like oh ████ it's too nice and most people I know that owner Raptor don't actually go off-roading um that's my favorite truck though so ████ sick when we're at the big island in Hawaii like everybody that lives on the island because it's like to get anywhere on the island you need to and legally in Hawaii you can ride in the back Isn't that cool so cool so ████ cool so over there probably no one's gonna have ████ EV trucks unless they put us solar panel get that
6:45 Hawaiian Sun up in there that's what they need to do or if you can charge it in ABC but it needs to be a part of the body yeah not just like a solar panel yeah oh yeah it's like a SUV truck thing right have there been any like toe videos to see if you could do actual truck ████ or no or just battery just dies I don't know I don't know but there's a secret compartment that you could put your golf bag in that's really cool you're supposed to drive like a ████ small car dude like a ████ yard or something or a ████ golf cart or a smart car yeah dude literally all of you guys losers why are we all losing
7:37 [Applause] I've been seeing them on the road you losers I don't know too much about them because I think what brand is that loser brand who are you kids in those look ████ weird oh you know what's crazy the new Hummers have you guys seen that hey the front looks like those uh bladeless fans the dysons right thousand horsepower or a thousand pounds of torque yeah but if you put two passenger in you only get 10 Port tours we can start ████ each other 10 pork ten pork some pork and the resell on those guys are crazy so so it's a pretty good uh Truck Yeah because uh when you pre-ordered it it was like 100 100 G's
8:28 now uh because they're so rare you could flip them for 250. and people are buying them can you believe that what do you think of Hummer EV Bert I don't like anything with it easy it's not even a Teslas well that's because it's its own thing the Cyber truck is its own thing like so to me I'm like don't try to ████ like like build the saxophone and then put a speaker in there and go oh I'm playing a musical instrument just make some other ████ that was actually a that's actually a really dope thing when they did that with instruments that's cheating that's not dope just just making it like like a keyboard right they don't try to make a keyboard look like a grand piano it's its own thing not the good ones yeah a ████ cork Triton doesn't look like a ████ grand piano part how pissed were you when Liz was playing that flute huh I thought it was kind of cool
9:18 I was livid I called my mom we both ████ yelled about it for three hours yeah we're pissed so is the Cyber truck just the biggest like rug pull and yeah when's that coming out oh man I've seen some pretty big rug pulls though so is it never coming out what's the deal with it I put in 100 bucks if we order one so you should get your soon right apparently not it'd be 2022 or is it 20 20. Elon just tweeted about it he said they're coming still I think that's supposed to be 20 20 or something yeah it was supposed to be way earlier he was bragging about it too and I'm like dude stop bragging about the ████ thing we already like it yeah just let us send it just send it yeah it was only 100 bucks to hold your space and I put in 100 bucks do you know what the retail is going to be for the Cybertron 38 really I think that's like the lowest base model there's like it's smaller oh the Cyber Shop is actually smaller than the one they even like demo that's so cool you guys know what's ████ cool about the Cyber Shop 39.9 39 939 the coolest
10:11 part about the Cyber truck is Elon is so smart right that he uh was studying cars and he goes why the ████ are cars so expensive and he realized most of the cost of a car isn't even the motor the chassis or the material is the machines that you have to make to stamp and roll the metal so you know all those cool curves assembly line stuff yeah the machines is why the car cars are expensive so for him he was like well if I make a truck with straight edges I don't need those stupid ass but my cost will go down and if I can have a car with straight edges I can use way thicker material because I don't have to roll and stab and do all that stuff so you can go stainless steel I don't need Paint it's Dent proof never need to clear coat that ████ and I can build a car that's way better than yours for half the price wow I'm like dude that's ████ cool man which is why he rug
11:01 pulled you guys you like really know about cars or talk about automobiles ████ time yeah and there's no dealership middleman up charge yeah see I like I like I think I like cars the way you like football I think you do yeah bust nuts over ████ V8 motors Steve's over here busting us over the Colts that's why I feel bad for for people that like truck guys that buy this EV and expect it to be a truck that sucks but according to him Evie the LA truck guys and they're like this is perfect no yeah there will be you mean like Ikea drivers were like I need it for my Ikea room [Laughter]
11:51 okay
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