0:00 oh you need to do it like a line instead of that yeah like that yeah so it needs to be like it's actually more people can it just be made love with each other why do you got to be like that the way you're drawing it is they ████ it's like a two German Shepherds made more Germans but they're all German Shepherds yours is a pyramid scam [Music] hey guess what there's a mom in Utah okay pregnant um these moms in Utah are pretty hot though are they yeah yeah well you've seen them yeah morning Mormon wives dude there's like a show there's like there's like like wives of Salt Lake City or something they're hot Real Housewives Are Salt Lake they're like Mormon wise like and they're hot yeah they're like super hot super like fit like they're wearing the Lulu and they like they have
0:51 their hair all nice what's going on I'm just waiting for Ryan to ████ say something about how they die gruesome oh they didn't die not at all this is a celebration of life my friends oh this is great check it out it's exciting mom in Utah pregnant uh her and her husband are excited to uh have this kid and then they are looking for a name for the baby and what some people like to do is they like to go up their own family trees and kind of find a cool name that's already existing in their families it hasn't traveling up the trees I think like the targaryens always what because they're related because like brother sister like that that is a very short tree yeah yeah it's up here they find out they go hey your grandma and grandpa have the same names as mine shut the ████ their cousins first and
1:42 last song they're probably distant distance their distance I think they're third cousins a lot of humans are like that though but it is blue no that's not true yeah there's a lot of humans that are like distant cousin relatives but like if you look at how One race kind of formed you could trace it back to like a small but I think there's like a lot right how many like well humans came out of 20 000 people I mean third cousins and it's blood related that's pretty uh that's pretty close and they're white they're white by the way but at least they know their bloodlines are like pure you know like because if you that's what you why did you like say it with such delectable salivation because you want your Bloodlines to be well then what made you go all the way to freaking El Salvador I just I I shot my shot and I missed Salvadorian
2:36 I might have no but some people think like my wife looks a little Asian and I did too maybe an issue trying to but I did up here you wanted to keep the people in Chinese have sound Department person yeah that's tough that's really tough I shot my shot I'm not really good at it I didn't say I was good I just you know I shot yeah I got it got it what the ████ so okay so they're sitting next to each other as they're yeah how ████ awful yeah they're both doing that at the same time and then they realize like oh what the heck and then they go we're targaryens pretty much I don't know what I would do at that point like are you supposed to like say well the baby's already made I no it she's still pregnant oh when the
3:26 baby comes out I don't is there a super high risk I think you're I think you're good right isn't it isn't it the second generation that starts to see possible defects and stuff like that so so let's say if the uh if the is it great grandparents I I think it's Grant maybe it is I'm not sure let me see because it's because it was like great grandparents then that means uh the grandparents great grandparents oh it's grandparents oh it's close they don't know each other that well then no so their first cousin she goes she goes oh I was like oh look grandpa's name grandma's name great grandma's name great great grandma's name all those were the same on the tree wait a minute so you're talking about there's many generations of constant
4:17 so they went with the first grandparent names and they go oh wow coincidence and then they go great grandparents are like oh ████ they're the same okay great great so it's their grandparents where it finally splits yeah yeah yeah yeah exactly and they got confused from there so it's a wishbone up till that and then it's just straight right California Redwood do they share grandparents or do they share great grandparents they're sure grandparents okay so out of their grandparents right that means they're first cousins because they're their parents are siblings right or do they share a pet if they share a parent then they're ████ brother and sister they're the best and they didn't know I grew up here in this house so did I so they don't share parents so their parents aren't siblings so they're not cousins so how did yeah it says their third cousins but how is that possible if they share grandparents don't okay so
5:08 it's let's see it's the grandparents the grandparents have four kids yeah this set of parents produced the girl this set of parents or uh this this group produces the boy that's first cousins no why not oh yeah that is first card that is first cousin I'll give you first cousins yeah when two ████ uh parents and their brothers siblings they have children those children are cousins okay we'll just say that we'll say this for the sake of the article because this is just getting too wild the person writing the article Okay the third cousin is the key word how they ████ do it we don't need to do math okay they're just third cousins but we need to see the trees some of us need Visions detectivizing because this is ████ weird why don't I Google it it says their third cousin so let's say ████ it ████ it let's just say right Anthony do
5:58 you stay with your significant other no is it gross you divorce no no the babies yeah the slow cooker's on baby you're saying wait you're saying divorced you're saying no no I'm not saying divorce I think you gotta stick it out at them the way that I think about it is I say let's make a diamond out of it what does that mean so so it's like this and then we bring it back down the Family diner that's gotta be a triangle you just flip it over the reason why it matters to me if it's first cousin or third cousin or whatever is because the more removed you are the less of a genetic issue right like for probability so it's like if they're the more closer they are like siblings you have the highest chance of like issues in pregnancy right so then for me I'm like well I already spent my life with
6:48 this person I married this person I love this person and if it's far enough removed then this has been going on in human history for so ████ long anyway it's kind of eel for the moment but ████ it's the same person I think it's ill for a really long time no it's not yes it is not ████ your cousins is a new thing yeah that's true that's what I say ████ your cousins is a new thing it is like it's Chic to do that it used to be it used to be the norm what's our definition of you think about well the royal family the Royal just a hundred years ago we were doing it this is ████ new ████ I'm saying we like a hundred years ago is a long no it's not not if it's been like a thousand years of us doing it uh you know it's ten percent like think about all the Royal the Royals in Europe all the royal families in Europe are related because
7:39 of this reason right they're more related to each other than they are to the people that they ruled I know but we have iPhones now we're like very sophisticated we don't do ████ like that anymore you know the better thing to do is once you find out that happens you just shut your ████ mouth and you don't make an article about it I don't go to the presses about it on the donut box here we have Anthony's second cousin first cousin third cousin that's her Tick Tock post about it okay let's see what do you got Anthony yeah what do you got if you had like these people right they had like a son and a daughter yeah and let's just assume that their next Generation they had Sons and Daughters yeah and then the next and the next that's when you get to a third cousin realm so if this sun right here like went and got together with like this daughter over here yeah good then you would be third cousins but still
8:29 have a similar grandparent generation line but it's still really really confusing if they're same blood look how far that is that's also slightly inaccurate because you're considering the grandparent had a son and daughter that ████ each other that made more kids that ████ each other that made no those are new people if you draw a family tree like that you're showing that they all ████ each other and ████ each other oh you need to do it like a line instead of that yeah like that yeah so it needs to be like it's actually more people can't it just be made love with each other why do you gotta be like that the way you're drawing it is they ████ it's like a two German Shepherds made more Germans but they're all German Shepherd yours is up here it's cool don't King Shake yeah they all send 500 up to the top yeah that's just how to make money and it is 2x2.net
9:20 I was like we all we are 50 years ago but that's different because some places they still do because when I'm ████ my cousin it's different because my cousin might have a different set of like grandparents you know your cousins are multi-level marketing your cousins are diamond sellers identical ████ Cousins they're Reckoning all the cash baby they're ████ siblings driving pink PT Cruisers oh my God so envious you know I'm so into this ████ family tree ████ though what I just finished watching House of dragons and I'm like how did it get to Daenerys from all these brother ████ and sister ████ oh you finished the whole season I
10:10 finished yeah this season but then I I wanted to see like how did it get to the you know the uh Game of Thrones yeah Daenerys and someone did a graph of it and then who got with who and then like the targaryens do sibling ████ right so then and then that's why they came I mean sometimes your siblings hot a lot of the targaryens are hot yeah but then if you grew up with them do you see them as hot that's the real question the targaryens do that's the real question I think they're just playing by a different set of rules back then you know yeah they're just you just did it to me baby make but everyone had like to preserve Royal Blood side fun yeah if you look at the Lannister side fun is a really good term well they also there was perks right one if you like ████ your your sibling then you'd stay Royal and then two you would also be
11:00 able to control dragons I feel like that's kind of worth it and it goes back to my first point you keep the Bloodlines pure speaking of like royalty and stuff like that anybody here ever worn like a king's crown or anything by any chance I wish like prom King even yeah if only we had someone close to royalty that's not understood was there a prompt game here here dude this is this is the worst day of my life it's not us is it you guys you guys not me definitely I'm even going way too cool any any prom Kings close to the 110 110 and the 210 maybe somewhere like Monrovia but not really more prestigious how did they even announce a prom King this is the war's day like a like a Los Robles type of just different streets of Pasadena wait a minute did you where you want to float at the Rose Parade I was a royal
11:51 princess dude I was like this no they're okay so we get we have two more before before it gives us the answer right yeah two more we're gonna get those two sarcastic responses yeah yeah yeah what are the words he's like damn it those are the rules he's got two layers of Kevlar and then the painful truth yeah yeah how old were you how old were you when it happened and were you were you expecting it no I wasn't so it was surprised it was one of those movie moments don't you have to make posters and campaign for yourself oh is that how it wasn't like because if you did that that's really funny he paid I didn't even know like that was I didn't know how they were gonna do it like I wasn't on my radar at all I just yeah I think other people pick you right don't they like someone nominate you some people felt sorry for me because I was the loser of the kid and then I got up there and they dumped blood all over me they all voted the dumbest dude there yeah yeah the ████ ugliest one
12:41 they're like yeah that's the guy they did it as a joke because I rode the short bus to school [Music]
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