0:00 [Music] dude today by the way guys you guys been it's been fun going great like every week we're just slowly just building the group we're like a basketball team yeah yeah like now we're doing no-look passes and ████ you know what i'm saying it's also because we like ryan some of the other hosts are ████ dicks dicks who's our least favorite like guest least favorite guest let's go come on the moment everybody's like three two that little sip gave me a head change already hell yeah let's go show everybody hold on people don't know joe's drinking today guys joe when's the last time you drink a good thing we had a good crypto day let's ████ let's go good one anybody a lord of the rings fan i'm sure none of you are i watched it but i don't know if i'm a fan i love lord of the
0:51 rings ████ yeah dude name one ████ character other than frodo dominos he's the guy that says you should not pass yep fax golem yeah yeah gollum stadamire stop saying truths real quick just give me a minute to just dive deep in the ████ idiocracy gone free that's cool gone free no elliott those are elliot reynolds bob welch i love bob wilshere you don't know what you're talking about give me one real answer wait do you actually none of those are real characters those are all characters dude gollum king arthur he's the guy with the bow and arrow roy lavin roy lavin fourth haven's real no no let me school bart do you know who the nozzles are do you know what their individual names are the you know the center my brother's a
1:42 huge lawyer i love this right now the center of the pack is bob welsh stupid yeah they all have really normal literally like they really have names bob welsh tim johnson and elliott ghoul why are they all modern they're stuck traders dumbass i just remembered deadly shrimp and thinking this is a ████ long movie and it's just them walking bro it was a long long i enjoyed it i liked i liked the first one it was like gopro camping wait what what wait what that's right is that rod stewart this is actually bob that's bob it's bob welch see yeah he's one of the nazi's the head writer bro he's one of the style members he's one of the star of mine first of
2:32 all stop does anybody at least know what orcs are yeah yeah okay what what but you know what they're the troll looking things he's a tattoo artist you already played warcraft you know what an orc is yeah i mean i appreciate your like level-headedness i watched the will smith movie yeah which the will smith movie he's he's partners with the orc yeah he's a cop he's a cop oh that's what or i don't know oh yeah bright or something bright blue that was a terrible movie why did they do that it was such a better idea for a movie than a movie yeah um yeah it was like yeah it was like like a snl skit it didn't need to be that long five minutes that's it should have been scheduled the point is the orcs are the uh they're like the putties of ████ power rangers dude i know dude or i know who orcs
3:22 they die whatever they the antagonist in a multitude form of uh massive warfare right i thought you were a geek and you're really into this stuff i do like it but i haven't like don't hide it here i've been watching it and that's the bar dude i like laura what do you guys have to do with anything yeah what what is that he's not gonna beat you up man dude i think bart's the only one that don't know i do know harry potter ghibli yeah what's the sword called hey i'm not that far away i watched it but i don't know all i'm saying is bart's like three decades behind us no i watched all of them but my memory does not serve me that's okay that's but you still know ████ needle you still know what an orchid you know gollum is you know you know things i don't know okay that's not the point it's not about ourselves that's game of thrones it's about putties it's about all right how an orc in the lord of the rings was
4:13 styled right to made to look like tim welsh harvey weinstein shut the ████ up according to one of the stars in the movie and this recently came out oh are they doing that for brownie points though or were they like they was this like a joke that turned into like oh yeah now we could ████ on him because he's in trouble is this like jk rowling saying everyone was bi in harry potter yeah was it merlin i guess that's comparable gandalf right gandalf no no no but dumbledore she was saying dumbledore was born that ████ is funny to imagine jk rowling doing a tweet all right gandalf's now bi
5:04 but exactly she didn't write it she just says later on how gay and how big they are everyone just goes with it oh she she did write it really but you once annoying though is like they don't really ever mention it in the books or the movies if you read the books you had to read between the lines you know what's funny is that's kind of what's going on right now with superman have you guys seen this oh yeah yeah boyfriend superman's bi now yeah he has a japanese boyfriend son but exactly so that's what people are missing everyone's just going well do you know superman's biosphere they're just saying superman that's not what they're say that's not what dc is doing they're saying no superman's kid is yeah so it's different wait it's not just superman's body superman had a kid with lowest lanes well you know what i i get my news from neck shark instagram so all i saw was uh it just said superman gay but see at least they're saying like hey this is
5:55 like this iteration of the character and it's not the same as the old iteration that's the you created a character that is this modern day yeah fly character that's great but this ████ i know the whole time i was with the movement guys check it out everyone's bi yeah ████ off man such pantry ████ marketing yeah super pandaria but harvey weinstein is ugly as ████ though he is kind of he looks like a real villain he does i heard he got a ████ up dick too really i heard he barely got a dick at all that's yeah like it's deformed guy with a with a ████ up dick he looked like he melted or something no he looked like he milked it he doesn't like his mouth he looks like a real villain dude he's a real cut this guy didn't he was very cut behavior he thinks he did how do you define cuck again he like watched people ████ his wife oh i thought it was a guy who ████ gwen paltrow before he ████ with paltrow he
6:45 did really i just that's what that translates to yes they say uh they say he looks like this character in the lord of the rings oh yeah for sure gotham yes he does let me go ahead and uh really quickly go back to uh yo imagine being a ████ actress and that is the final boss level that you have to ████ in order to like that's that's rough man we're not you mean this guy or not that's probably what it feels like that yeah that probably is probably what it feels like you get to that level and then and it's kind of like who wants to be a millionaire right and it's like deal or no deal and all that ████ and
7:35 then you're sitting there and you're just like ████ what should i do harvey when she's in jail right now yeah is he wait i think he's awaiting trial but yes which is also why this uh actor this star was more willing to come out who said it information who do you think viggo mortensen nope lego lost nope orlando blues lando jones i know what that was going on okay i love that you tried to come in what's the guy samwise ganji yeah one guy from goonies what's his name what's his real name elijah goonfield no no no no the other cat field the one that played sloth sam in the movie i'm just saying elijah wood was angelina gooney who was just in the stranger with him isn't it sam is his name sam
8:25 the cop the older dude the guy who gets eaten in the city got eaten big time he's married to one on a writer and he was quite the meal or who's that daniel boone elliot ghoul elliott gould elliott goon oh my god anyway so yeah it was actually elijah wood oh there's one in an interview uh who said this and he said the actor who played frodo baggins in the peter jackson adaptation spoke out on dax shepard's armchair expert podcast and said that the disgraced movie mogul was the inspiration for the face of one of the orcs and and it's not a confirmation that uh this character this orc called gothmog the lieutenant wow it's not a confirmation but that's the fan speculation they're assuming that it's that they think that's the one they're talking about because at the end of the day when you look at harvey weinstein you look at this dude you're
9:15 kind of like oh i see it that's true can we not be biased for a second and just pull up other orcs so that we can get an idea because you know what is like a ratemypoo.com but with orcs harvey weinstein did he play like a ████ ████ in the show entourage he played himself wasn't he in that show didn't he play a disgrace ████ who like manipulated women he was a total ████ like douchebag on the show really i think he played i could be completely mistaken but from why i remember huh elijah uh said on my first name basis elijah me and elijah the widow he revealed that the mask was modeled around weinstein's face as a ████ you after he would uh he had upset some of the cast and crew oh right so uh speaking to dax elijah said he had seen these orc masks and one of the orc masks uh and i remember vividly was designed
10:07 to look like harvey weinstein and it was sort of a ████ you which i think is okay to talk about now that the guys now that the guy is ████ incarcerated ████ him literally literally elijah wood is just did miramax do this movie uh it was uh weinstein's company miramax originally owned the rights of the lord of the rings films and reportedly made life difficult elijah was shooting shooting shots bro ████ harvey weinstein a little bit yeah they took the needle to him huh yeah yeah i think that's game of thrones isn't it the name of the sword the needle is the is the uh the needle is yeah the frodo the frodo sword sting is in lord of the rings needle is arya stars that's what it is yeah needle is the sword from that fertile my brother's a big fan i'm telling him what and sting is bob welsh he had a fiddle too who the ████ is bob well
11:03 he's gandalf dude he's bisexual bro well he's the bisexual nas ghoul dude were you even listening official leader of the nos glory she's at the head of the triangle the nozzles were the the guys with the hoods yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the writers bro yeah the writers poisoned the hood who the ████ is bob they were all bisexuals
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