0:00 that looks pretty big yeah he's like dude it's way better now put me down [Music] all right this is gonna be another JK Mystery episode you gotta figure out what happened here they're uh out in Minnesota they found up to 11 bald eagles lying face down in the snow illegal breeding not dead wait just like yeah just lying face down the snow you mean like head in the snow like a ████ mass suicide they're alive he said they're like with their wings out like this yeah are they sleeping they're not sleeping they're they're a little sick but like what happened to them sick but their heads in the snow yeah they're just like this they got headaches so they're trying to chill it yeah body temperature is rising they're doing whip
0:51 off it's a pretty crazy um scenario what happens is that to do with Sirius X FM radio oh it's close it's close whoa so they were drugged yeah it's close the drug you think of it's It's a drug ax body spray oh oh oh they they were they were they ate some mushrooms on accident they were tripping out oh that'd be way more they were gumen they're goobing off camera conversation don't worry about what the ████ is guming so they got the him was educated me that's when you're on shrooms I don't know they got hold of uh a drug called pentobarbital Pinto barbasol okay oh that was just high it's not what it is is it's pentobarbitals what they give like uh
1:41 when you're on the death you get the death penalty and they execute you oh ████ how do they get that because oh so do they give that same thing to putting animals to sleep yeah wow yeah somewhere somewhere in Minnesota they were putting animals to sleep using this drug and they were throwing them into the landfill oh bald eagles because they feed on carcasses found some fresh carcasses that were thrown out on the open landfill they decided to eat the eat and they got the penobarbital in their system oh and then they were just mid-flight and was like head dive in the snow Yeah so then they're just because it's like secondhand Pinto Bob it's all it's not entirely killing them but it is like they're ████ up oh because they were eating the old animal box yeah they ate the animal bodies that had pets I didn't know Eagles were ████ scavengers me neither I thought they were ████ hunters and then they catch a ratchet up animals
2:33 dude they'll snatch up dogs and ████ snatch anything up yeah yeah but I thought they were like more like get live animals not ████ not like a vulture they probably do both yeah they probably do both they're hungry yeah maybe both or maybe that was such a fresh like throw like they were like oh you know what's one thousand I was like watching like uh eagle hunt oh my damn nature is beautiful man it is yeah when like the eagles hunting a duck or some sort of like water bird it has to time itself right and right when it gets close the defense mechanism of the water bird well like Duncan's head or go underneath water and it's doing that because this animal knows that the Eagle's feathers if it gets soaked with water it'll get waterlogged oh if the Eagles can't go in the water but the water birds that are the prey they won't get waterlogged so their feathers are even built different it's just crazy how
3:23 Nature Made this almost like Perfect Balance where extreme Predator but this is the Kryptonite and this is a prey and it is the way you can get safe wow God works mysterious ways wow that's beautiful yeah but then how the how is the eagle gonna eat them they gotta time it you ever seen the Purdue speech the Eagles can eat other stuff too it's like when you watch The Deadliest Catch it's just a different version of like what we're trying to eat is all make it so hard because they're like you gotta work for your food and then they catch and they're like ah this one missed and then they go again oh this one they go I got one ████ and then it's like they eat yeah that's fishing that's fishing explain it I imagine like the one Eagle being like hey you guys sick of hunting I know this spot it's a
4:13 bunch of just dead animals fresh bro they do the good for you like Korean barbecue right it's like going to your uncle's Auntie spot though you open the fridge like this is expires I'm like it's not expired it's just you know it's a little mature smell it but you're just dead and no all the other ████ like should we trust Fred ████ it let's trust me all right cool and then he either like ████ man I don't feel good what you do friend and one of us is just put your head in the snow it'll feel better and they all just start doing it but yeah honestly it's kind of funny it must be a crazy scene to pull up to right yeah it's bizarre because all of them were nursed back to health like they were able to locate all the bald eagles out they were all together no they were they were separate they're all tracked
5:03 every single one is they found up to 11. they don't know if there's more there could be more of them but I could imagine every bald eagle being attacked in America hell yeah dude they're in danger they're in danger yeah how big are they because I heard that they're massive but they're big dude they're probably this tall bro I saw one of the big ones I'm guessing I'm guessing five foot wingspan that's what I'm guessing there's a here's here's like for scale here's a dude holding it okay oh that's the head right there yeah he's trying to go on the snow right now it looks pretty much have you guys ever seen Alaska like footage of bald eagles they look kind of boring okay golden eagles are the tight ones no cause like when you're looking at normal ████ right when you see one ball of Eagle you're like damn that ████ got a white
5:54 head and ████ that's crazy but then when you see Alaska one and you see 12 of them in a tree you're like you guys ain't special oh because they're not scarce okay first of all that's America right there that's a pillow my boy I'm sleeping on a pillow here because I'm never doing pentobarbital again know your limits yo Fred what the ████ man yeah he's just good Freddy you ████ me friend hey what if there's oh yeah what would they like do you get addicted like they might be down like that but they might be like this ████ is kicking or they're having some like an Ayahuasca vision and they're like bruh we gotta top rooting for America dude we
6:46 gotta stop rapping for America man there's just like damn dude we ain't even ball the exactly damn that would be so funny but yeah I thought that ████ would kill them straight up but it didn't wow that's how resilient these guys are America are they even endangered anymore they are huh I don't know not at the big bears not in Alaska got too many of them yeah for real they'll probably have open season for a little bit huh to quell them I do think it's a interesting concept that it's always like like this animal is the top of the food chain but it's in danger was at the top of the food chain it's endangered king of the jungle indeed because of the demands of the zoos man cause the poachers bro cause we
7:37 stupid yeah so if an animal gets endangered not because of humans do they still try to preserve it the same way or are they mainly doing it as reparations because we ████ up it depends if white people care about it yeah okay like if it's cute so it needs a good documentary yeah everything needs a good documentary like Telecom from ████ Blackfish the only endangered animals that Asian care about are the pandas I don't think they talk about anything else yeah what what is that animal it looks like an armadillo low but like penguin no the one that they ████ for kovid Pangolin Pangolin yeah the ones that basically they take like what is the same as Nails right yeah yeah their scales are like nails or a cuticle nail type ████ I saw them ████ I was like ████ just eating ████ armadillos they eat armadillos no no no it's the pangolins they eat pangolins who eats pangolins Chinese people that's how they get Kobe
8:27 dude you can't say that no but there was news there was news that came out and said actually it's not a bat it's a Pangolin you like you didn't even know what talking about right now no they did because because we'll talk about Mickey Mouse ████ a penguin or something yeah because South Park made a joke about it but it's because there was news coming out saying like oh it's actually not a bat it's a Pangolin really dude yeah back when they were trying to Freestyle the cause yeah right just give it anything everybody had it speaking about ████ ironic Mother Nature that's what that's ████ up for Penguins right it's like penguin got all this armor and ████ like that they're like built all like I got ████ scales that protect me but then if they're in danger they curl up into a ball like a roly-poly and the humans just pick their ass up drop it in a pot just boil it still at a market these are easy to
9:18 catch these are opposable thumbs ████ wow that's ████ up that's true that's why the dodo bird became extinct why because that Island was had no Predators so they never developed any type of defense mechanism or fear so when the humans rolled up with their dogs and ████ they're like yo these birds they don't ████ run away so they just Club them over the head and they had like dodo jerky and ████ that's sad that's good meat they made dodo fried chicken I bet she does taste good dude I'm not gonna lie ████ like dodo Fried Chicken they use the dodo to season the chicken I like how you replace that Kentucky with dodo instead of chicken fried chicken but DFC 11 herbs and spices they're not even eating it they're using
10:10 it to season other animals you could grind it up oh ████ they like get rid of the whole dodo bird and just use his beak and crumple it up but they got to do it like this social media yeah exactly what are we talking about before that like when they're gonna start making lab meat you could have like endangered Meats you're not you're not actually like that in the population that's crazy no they can't even make the beef taste like beef yet so what the ████ are you talking about what is impossible Burger fake me that's impossible is is exactly like uh the other it's it's just planted beans yeah it's not lab grown it's not lab girl does it it doesn't taste like beef lab grown is essentially just meat it's actual meat but it's just like a stem cell yeah oh you know what I mean like they'll take a cell of like a actual cow and they'll grow like a random slab of
11:01 nothing meat that's wild so it's not even really like it won't even be a specific cut it's just like weird you know what I think would be good that we eat what invasive species meat what's that so like a lot of the wild pigs like iguanas they're not supposed to be there yeah like boars yeah and then like if you put your efforts into just helping that environment clean up by like grabbing up all the invasive species and then like eating them hi gawanna it'll run out though so you wouldn't eat a lab-grown saber-tooth tiger I don't wanna I wanna try everything yeah yeah definitely
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