0:00 what if he wanted to open a gym open a gym guess I'll help him is there anything that you would say no to anything he wants to do if he believes it in his heart and he's down to do his 100% I'm always all sex change [Music] no welcome back to a very important episode of careful boys Bart uh imagine that we are the Godfathers of your son how would taica change as a person if he were raised by each one of us individually oh ████ like if Anthony had to take over and raise him how do you think Tao would turn out just say it he'd be gay I wasn't going to say that just say
0:50 it I just love low hanging fruit so much I actually I I was going to say you had to take it though we all need we all we all were itching to say it what a six setup Bros it's so simple dude imagine Tao with a little little goatee but like yeah like what what how could you see him changing from how he is now I think with Anthony you probably get into Dance I'm assuming what would you would you put him in dance no why if you really wanted to absolutely but what's your parenting style too what do you think what do you think it would be and knowing taica what would you like have him be in like I think I think in the early stages of parenting when they're like old enough to actually have a personality and like interests and thoughts and stuff like that it I'm going to be like the antithesis of everything I thought my parents were
1:40 which is probably still going to be really really bad but like you got to get out of your system it's like being a sheltered kid going to college and then just want a party all day right so you're going to cuddle the ████ out of him maybe yeah I'm ████ smother him with kisses he would like that ta likes that ta is very affectionate yeah do you sign them up right away for gay straight Alliance I don't even know what that is you remember gay straight Alliance you know what that is you must be gay wait wait no no no no no don't turn this on me no no you can't you can't do that it's not fair it's not fair come on the H acting you can't do that to me he's walking back I think I mean honestly I'll I'll throw him in the Boy Scouts that's probably one of the best he love that he would love it for sure I think I think he would love that um knowing taica what type of traits of Anthony's can you see him emulating and like copying emulating good and bad
2:30 emulating Anthony how like impressionable he is with things he loves humor or anything rascally so like let's say if you and Nina were his parents any type of like Jabs you throw at Nina or any type of in like uh inappropriate thing you say he like oh I ████ love that I'm going to say that later I love that he loves that ████ actual answer he's hella organized so I think he would get that out of it for sure oh nice yeah I'm shocked I think you're just saying a fact you are that's not a compliment a fact I'm just saying that would be a good trait to put on him I really thought he was and is hella organized so ta is definitely going to turn on
3:20 gay T ta H he's messy ta's one of those dudes and I'm sure a lot of kids are but he's extra this which is he just wherever he goes he's just leaving a trail of ████ and then by the time he needs it he never knows where anything is and we always find it in the weirdest places dud even his office which is like in another zone of his house is completely spotless SP and span everything's put away it's pretty impressive honestly is it cuz he never uses it that assumtion cuz he can't book gigs I don't know why dancer needs a office I was but that's dope your office is cool it looked really cool so confused right now Joe's going to see his office by the way on Election Day don't forget and we're all going to be there election day you spend election day with us vote
4:10 vote vote vote how do you think um the honest answer okay highest likelihood of him turning gay who would be the person responsible for that that's really good well he actually really likes dudes and he wants to ████ up yeah but like who's who parenting what who parenting would has the highest likelihood of turning him gay should we all close our eyes and point on this is fun this is fun who parenting would make him if gay was the thing that was become from parenting such a good question environment with ta's personality I feel like it might be Joe actually I knew it I knew it it why yeah explain well it's cuz I feel like everyone here kind of has like a um like a meter or like a
5:03 standard like this is who I am this is what I do right and it's like yeah we're all pretty masculine there a thing but then I think Joe is so anything goes mhm so I feel like he'd be like dude like I feel like ta would girl Point like anything goes there's no rules kiss a little girl kiss a little dude kiss a little animal kiss a little whatever it makes sense it makes it checks out he's going to have a WABE for a boyfriend yes I feel I feel I feel like I feel like with with Joe he'll be like he'll be like the most honestly I feel like Tao would be the most himself with Joe uh cuz Tao's pretty cuz ta cuz Tao's pretty wild and I think he would be the most like be able to breathe as as himself I could do whatever yeah like oh pancakes at midnight Joe be like yeah
5:55 and Jo like and we're playing piano yeah yeah yeah yeah that's nice they we to cut this cords off the piano and he would love like this is how how do you think he would turn out with uh with Nick as a dad with Nick cuz he hates Jiu-Jitsu that's fine he'll probably get really good though so if he if Nick picked him up now uh I think he'll keep getting way better at Jiu-Jitsu cuz he actually likes Jiu-Jitsu now finally we're going to skip Jiu-Jitsu if I raise him we're going to go to basketball brother we're going to get him to lead hopefully we're going to turn him into Mar marov but you got the problem is you got to get his wobbliness out what does that what does that mean so I don't even know why but like you know how like when kids they like there here's the rules and kids know how to like not do the rules taica is the king of that so I saw him Coach like tell him like you just need to look like a
6:46 basketball player cuz I like technically he's doing the drill right but if he's like like doing like the basketball like that extra stuff yeah like Co the coach is like that's called a pump like he is passing the correct way he's receiving it the correct way but it doesn't look basketball it doesn't look like trajectory is to the NBA he's dancing with the so he's like so he's tell like you just need to look like a basketball player that does not look like a basketball play coach can't be fit in a triangle and a square you know what I mean T is like got let him be that's but he's still doing his ████ so I think that would be the problem you need to get that wobbliness out of him I think we need to embrace it dude it's what makes him special see Joe would let the wobbly be wobbler do more do more cuz he's a wobbly ass kid it's wobble time Bas I had a dream clear as a bell I told Bart
7:37 this of taica playing in the NFL that's what I would have NL I would have ta play football straight up y damn what position what you think he would play I think he'll be like a linebacker or some ████ what honestly yeah I think he's going to be built like this mother and Mom is tall dude doesn't that say's going to be major he's already tall he is so the problem is you got to figure out a way to turn him on mhm cuz he uh he could deadlift 75 lbs wow I was like I was just testing his max the other day and I'm like dude that's like almost twice your body weight that's ████ strong that's crazy but during basketball games he has a ball and the other kid just rips the ball out of his hands I'm like where's the 75lb deadlift like you got to you got to ████ you got to ████ turn it on dude I was tell like turn it on he was I am but they're just
8:27 wobbling so it's the wobbles he's in the wobble he's looking at you he's like I'm sore from deadlift so he's a strong ass kid cuz like I I I work out with him in the morning and he's strong but he doesn't like that fire needs to be yeah got maybe he just needs puberty cuz a lot of the testostrone stuff hasn't kicked in but the other his other teammates it's like they're Armenian like the game where like here's two kids here's two kids Sprint for the ball whoever gets the ball goes shoots a layup and the other one plays defense the coach will throw the ball in and you see these other kids are like five or six and boom they're after Tao's ████ like skipping over there that was counting pedals on a daisy he's just ████ wobbly and like I'm like dude you need to turn that ████ on dude maybe he's not going to be a basketball I don't think he is honestly I don't think you think he's trying to be funny all the time is
9:17 that what it is I asked him and he says he's not warmed up yet he said he's not warmed up to play basketball but the game's over yeah y'all be like I'm like blood sport line or something I be like I've seen you run way faster than that and then I'm like I'm like how come you didn't run your fastest for the fast break and he goes I just wasn't warmed up yet I all right whatever he's kind of what a line yeah he's kind of smart dude he'd be he'd be I think under Steve's uh fatherhood if Steve didn't push him to the NFL I feel like he would have a Korean comedy for sure oh dude yeah big goofball yeah man big big goofball he loves having I would push him in the NFL you don't want to put in because I had a dream one time that's it that's it and now you're doing this ████ I'll be like a good football Dad too I'll be like
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10:58 playing smoking whatever and you can come talk to us directly so if you like what we do and what we've been doing for the past 10 years please support our patreon and click the link below to get all the details there's so many different tiers you can see it when you click that I feel like you would love living with Ryan cuz Ryan does uh out of the box stuff and taer he he probably had a lot of fun yeah so he'd be like oh ████ yeah Ryan pranked the ████ out you guys would probably be pranking each other all day yeah yeah like we're gonna go do that like uh one of the things that Gio started doing with TAA is he like he uh sticks his head through the moon roof on the way back like as soon as we enter our neighborhood he like car surfs and he step step steps on the seats of the so he just loves it like kind of like was a pretty woman so like I feel like I feel like that's your life your life is like just doing out of the box random fun
11:50 things and I think he will he will a few years ago smack had a wardrobe feeding and I I I drove by it but I did it with my leg sticking out and my head on the seat see and driving upside down and and then I was honking the horn and she looked and then the the like company was like who is that do you know that guy yeah he would love that he's a little young for having a curse of Being a Wallflower moment but I like it what's wer have you seen that movie Curse of Being a Wallflower when they no when they drive into the tunnel and this kids like the kids are doing the moon roof thing like they're like sticking their heads through the moon roof and having like an emo momentet that's what it sounds like oh he's like Cherry I'm the king of the worldall if he wanted to be in um let's say that you he's your son right mhm and he's like Dad I want I want to go into improv and you're like that's not what we talked about football football holy ████ scared me too I'm
12:41 sorry Dad what if he's like if if you're like okay fine but then he goes but I want I want to be in Second City LA I could never love anyone who goes to Second City LA what if he wants to go to ground L the shows are too long what if um two and hours of [Laughter] improv can I get a suggestion quicker yeah good I'm more into the UCB style anyway than than like I'm not trying to be a snob here I just think the Improv that's too long is too much yeah short games is what's fun yeah so in the way that like let's say I have a kid the kid like wants to dance for whatever stupid reason um if it's hobby I'm like sure support it they want to make it a career I'm going to do what my parents did and be like like uh you shouldn't do that wow really oh because
13:33 that's what's going to make him have a better career in dance yeah got to put a chip on his shoulder like you're you got to fight him you got to fight him for it what if what if he takes what if he takes that and adds a little to his shoulder little chip to his shoulder cuz you said he can't do it and now he's going to do all these Tik Tok things that you won't do right he's going to advance you know what I mean you know you know you know what I'm talking about okay but if he's willing he or she if they're willing to like uh defy their their parents then they really want it I can accept that just like my parents accepted it right but like if like you have to ████ want it so bad to do true decent mhm you know what I mean so that's why it's like that's how I feel about that do you feel similar let's say if Tao is like I want to go into like like be a social influencer if you wanted to make content on YouTube right
14:24 now as a career I would help him right now is that what you mean like yeah yeah basically what if what if tech is like Dad I'll be honest with you I love all these plans you have for me I kind of want to just hang drywall and drink beers at night hang drywall yeah hang drywall and then at night time me and my buddies we go to the P yeah yeah yeah yeah he's just a regular working man I'd be I'd be down oh okay that's cool drywall guys make ████ tons of money he only wants to be more than dancers I'm like if you only the weekends if you feel whatever you do if you feel fulfilled and that's what you really really want I'm I'm You're such aof and Dad it's all about rof what if he wants to be a micro influencer he's like I don't want to be like the ones that have a lot of following goes I want the I want to be the one that has like a thousand followers and I boss around restaurants
15:14 and get free meals and then you just keep blocking people if you go over I will tell I will onear this and I'll tell everyone in my following I have 1400 people who are ready to come here and say that your food sucks he's going to start extorting restaurants no please no no no as a micro influencer I could make you famous it's like family has been there for 30 years he's got him by the balls now what if he wanted to open a gym open a gym guess I'll help him is there anything that you would say no to anything that I feel like uh anything he wants to do if he believes it in his heart and he's down to do his 100% I'm always OPP sex change ████ no what age though what age got him what if he wants to be a sex chain surgeon oh
16:04 he's still a doctor 2024 he's still a doctor CH business is booming yeah in 2028 I don't know maybe the trend went away I don't know that's like have you seen that video of Jeff Bezos they're talking to him in like I don't know 98 or some ████ and somebody's filming him and they're like they're like hey Jeff Bezos like how'd you start Amazon he's like well I used to work at this like quantitative ████ internet or quantitative number crunching ████ Pencil Neck company and he's basically like he's like I noticed that there was a trend that um anything on the internet was growing by 25 200% annually and he's like I just decided to build out a model of how to be part of that and that's how Amazon started so sex change operations 2 200% baby every year oh my God what would your reaction be if like you were
16:55 like oh shoot I I I need to get somebody to watch TAA for the day and then you get Anthony and at the end of the day and the they come back to the house and Tao's like Dad I got a cool tattoo this his kingas on it you got a real tattoo it say kjas he had this tattoo I would actually that' be ████ funny funny as yeah you would love that most of the time when if anyone were to watch him I'm actually more scared of the adult yeah I'm scared for the adult for the adult cuz ta's nuts I'm glad you're not one of those full ofshit parents about your kid where you're like he's an angel I know dude he's nowhere close to being the parents of robbers yeah he's got a lot of energy cuz like whenever I come over to play he could jump off of the pool for an hour straight and still not be tired you wouldn't get you wouldn't get mad if one of us got him a
17:45 tattoo at his age now if it was this one no you're also talking to a guy you're literally talking to a guy with a double Shin tattoo but he didn't have him at age seveny I mean I wouldn't want him to have it but if he had it cuz the way that I would see it I'm like okay so what was the bargain that led to there cuz that means Anthony probably has a giant Hello Kitty back piece now where where where ta probably talk like if you want me to get this then you got to get this wow okay that's pretty good look at back what does ta what does ta think of the double Shin tattoo does he ever talk about it he thinks it's ridiculous why do you have two of the same ones even he knows dude why do you have two that's a kid who's like not taught by anybody he's just like that looks very naturally strange that means primally it's a stupid idea I think the when I came back with
18:37 when I came back with cuz he's always seen this tattoo and then when he when I came back with it he was like again yeah like why'd you get it again I'm like it's a long story dude the looks I get from people it's hard to explain bro it's so insane well cuz I'm just a white guy you when I'm in the airport when I'm in the airport people are just like what the like cuz I always wear shorts now cuz it's hot is there any branch of military that you would you would say no to Tao wanting to join oh I actually think any anyone would be good for him anyone that's the hard even Coast Guard yeah even Coast Guard he does he doesn't want to do any of them Air Force National Guard all of them I think any any one he wants to join I think will'll be really good for him mad yeah yeah yeah I don't know about that one but any American one wow well even CIA what if what if Tao's like Dad I want to go TOA oh where I went yeah
19:30 I wouldn't let him go what cuz the other people cuz the other kids well like what if it's different now Jason cheny went he said it was a worse time though he said it was more gay stuff when he went yeah it's I don't know I feel like when too many kids are left up to their own devices it's it's scary didn't he say there were a lot of rats when he went to go steal food in the kitchen yeah there a rat in his soup yeah ratat all right how do you think he would turn out if K raised him Dan I feel like he would be actually very I think if it' be chilled out Cal more balanced likes iasa micro dois yeah I feel like T could probably chill out like everything's cool I call child protected services day one
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