0:00 [Music] Okay, welcome everybody to another special episode of the Careful Boys where again we want to thank you guys for joining our Patreon. Thank you. >> Thank you constantly for your support. >> And uh hey, you know what? We've been It's the end of the day. It's our last video we're doing. We've been talking about a bunch of random serious stuff. Let's have some fun. Huh? >> Let's play a little bit of Merry Date or kill, shall we? >> Sure. Anybody can submit prompts at any moment, but let's just start with something, I don't know, like racially abrasive. Uh, a Japanese girl, a Korean girl, and a Chinese girl. Very date or kill. >> What the hell? >> Why those ones specifically for >> you don't know what they look like or anything? >> Just just whatever it is that you think ethnically is uh something that you're attracted to, >> dude. Just a race.
0:52 >> Just nothing else. Kan >> Papanis >> or >> Tani? Okay. >> So, I think I'm going to marry Kill Mary. Like, what was that? What's that? What's that option again? >> It's ████ Mary kill. >> Or Oh, yeah. ████ Let's do ████ It's Patreon. >> Wait, what? You You play Mary date killed normally. >> No, it is ████ Mary kill. >> Oh, ████ Mary kill. >> Who's Mary and why do we ████ her? >> Mary and kill. Okay. So, I'm going to kill the Korean one. >> Really? Why? >> Yeah, cuz I don't like it. I don't want it. >> I don't like it. >> Korean. >> She's not messed up. >> Those are your people. >> Too close to your sister. >> I don't like it. Why not? >> I'm going to >> I'm going to like it. >> I'm going to
1:45 >> I'm going to ████ the Chinese one. >> Why the Chinese one? >> Nice. Nice. Nice. And I'm going to marry the Japanese one. >> Why the Japanese one? >> Marry the Japanese one? >> Cuz I want um ramen for the rest of my life. >> That's a good That's a good ████ >> And miso soup. >> But you killed your kimchi. >> Oh, >> I'll just go HMart. >> I just So you can't for ramen. >> He's got to marry the >> You can go to HMart and just kill all three. >> Yeah, but have you noticed it's it's it's a little harder to find Japanese restaurants. No, it's not. If you notice, >> that's such a lie. >> What? No. Legit. Legit. >> You noticed that on your own that it's harder to find Japanese. >> Depends on where you I'm sure you find a ████ ton of Torrance. >> It's probably a ████ ton of sushi. >> Torance.
2:36 >> Why are you looking at me? >> Wait, you ████ asked me a question. I just answered it. Everyone's teasing me now. What's going on? >> The thing about Japanese restaurants wasn't in the question. He blames you for saying that. >> I'm just curious if that's really what you noticed that you really can't find Japanese restaurants anymore. >> No, I was just saying ████ >> He's coming up with excuse. >> I was just saying ████ >> How about you, Nick? >> Same same race. >> Same race. >> Those three. Is that the prompt? Those three? >> Well, I guess it is for Nick. We can switch it up. >> Yeah, we'll switch it up after. >> I do like that for Nick, though. It's funny. >> Okay. Probably kill the Chinese. >> Damn it. >> Damn. >> We're all killing our own races. What did the Chinese do? >> Offended. Why? >> What did Chinese do to you? >> No, that one's I I think you could interchangeably with all of them. Like, you know, it doesn't matter. >> It does matter.
3:26 >> For my answer, I kill the Chinese. >> Okay. >> I'll probably one. >> I'll probably marry a Korean. >> I want I want I want a Subie type in my life. >> Damn, ████ >> Ah, marry a Korean. >> Marry a Korean. I don't know if that's a good idea, though. I don't know anything about a lot of drama. I think really >> that's why we have K dramas, >> but I'll marry the Japanese I'll marry the Japanese woman. >> Mhm. >> I'll marry Japanese. >> Yay. You see? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Me so >> I want ramen. No, honestly >> so soup. >> The food is a big on either end. The food is the food is big deal. >> Like I think you could swap out the Korean with the Japanese uh person for uh the food. I think >> Why do you think they're going to cook for you? >> It's a weird assumption. >> They better exactly. If not, then you go to the mother-in-law and you learn their their recipes. That's cuz if if they
4:17 don't cook, then the mother-in-law for sure. >> You know what I'm saying? This is just my experience. >> The funniest thing is that you don't even know if you like their family's cooking cuz you've never had it and you're like, I just got to get that recipe for the grandma. >> Like that would be better than just googling it. >> Like the the sundubu place I go to, you know? Like if you can't make it like that, then >> uh you're going to be on the chopping. >> No, they can make it like that. >> I go over to Madness though. Sundubu. That ████ fire. >> But honestly, like all those are kind of neutral to me if I'm being honest. >> That's fair. >> Why? What do you like the most? >> Mexican food. >> No, not even. It's just like >> I think it's that's a that's that's a but that's why you said it's a hard question. That's what I'm analyzing right now. >> All right. For Bart. Mexican Chinese white. >> Mexican Chinese white. >> And they're all dudes. >> What the hell?
5:07 >> That's right. >> That's That's horrible. >> Are you serious? No, >> don't do that. >> Thank you for asking that. >> I was going to entertain it. >> Mexican, Chinese, and white. ████ Mary, kill, right? >> Yep. >> All right. Um, let's start with Mary cuz that's the most important I think out of those three. >> Wow. >> What a great answer. >> I'm a very logical person as you can see. >> Yeah. You spend your life with them. spend my life with them. >> Definitely not Chinese. >> Why? You gave me ████ for that. >> Cuz he's Chinese. >> Yeah. He was like, "What?" >> Yeah. What the ████ Why? What's your answer? >> Well, he's just saying he's not going to make >> I don't know. I just feel like I'm a very like um my personality is very like outgoing, I think.
5:59 >> Chinese woman to hold you down, huh? >> So, like um >> he doesn't want to marry his mom. I I need Oh, that's the biggest I can't be having my mom communicate with anybody. >> Oh my god. >> She's going to ████ sink her goddamn fangs into them and it's over. >> Relationship. >> Whoa. >> They're independent. >> Very good. >> Chinese people. >> No. No way. No way. No way. What are you saying? >> You never met my mom. >> His mom's cuckoo. >> She'll ████ sink her fangs into you. You don't even know. And then your ████ blood's getting sucked out. No. >> So, okay. So, so definitely not married. So, the Chinese person, >> maybe I'll ████ them. I'll ████ the Chinese person. >> Maybe I'll Maybe I'll ████ them. >> Maybe I will ████ them. >> So, now I got to marry or kill.
6:51 >> Um, marry or kill? Maybe. I never married a white lady before, so maybe I'll marry the white lady. >> Do you? Okay. >> Just to try something new. Try something new. Never married one. >> It's good logic to be honest. >> And then maybe I'll kill the Mexican. >> You want meatloaf for rest? >> Oh, the food's horrible. >> Yeah, dude. You want >> I marry the Mexican? I marry the Mexican. >> Costco hot dogs. >> Hot dogs again. >> I'm into meat and potatoes, >> steak, >> some hamburgers. >> I can do all that ████ myself. >> I like fish and ████ There's no way. I got I got a UK a UK lassie. Imagine trying to tempt someone with fish and chips. >> Uh chips. >> A lobster sandwich. >> So you're just going to marry ████ Marie Calendarers or some ████
7:41 >> Tuna Castle. Marry Diamond Plaza. >> I'm I'll marry the Mexican. >> Going to marry Maria Calendarers. >> White food does suck. >> Hell yeah. >> It's kind of a bummer. It's boring >> compared to what Italian or something. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> All right. Let's Let's give Anthony one. >> No. No. No. Ryan. No. No. No. Back to you. >> Filipina >> and >> black. >> Yeah, Latin of any sort. >> I mean, I said okay, whatever. >> He goes, see if he goes black. He goes, "Yeah, Latin." >> Oh. Oh, you said black. >> I heard the L and the A. >> No, that's fine. We just go with that. >> Um, >> you want black? >> Yeah. >> I didn't say that. >> You want black? >> No, you said Latin. We're going to go with your prompt. >> Oh, >> so what is it again? >> Latin. >> Indian. >> Indian. Oh, Filipino >> and African, right? >> And African. Wait, African or black?
8:31 >> Neither of those was in there. >> What the hell? >> It was Latin, Filipino, and >> and and Indian. >> All things that he looks like. >> Oh, no. >> All right. It would be ████ Indian. >> Yeah. >> I didn't know that was going to get a response from you. >> Standing right there. I agree. >> I I think I would kill Latin and marry Filipino. >> Marry the Filipino. You would marry Filipino? >> I Yeah, I think so. >> Would you marry the Filipino? >> I don't I don't not I like Filipino girls, but I just never It didn't work out. But I could see that if it does work out that >> your cousins. >> Yeah, cuz I like my cousins >> and my uncle. >> You reminded me of my cousin cuz all work out really nicely. >> I like my cousin to get to my uncle. It's >> a lateral move for Anthony. Um, all right. Let's see.
9:21 One of them is Joyce, >> a student. A student you taught that is now over 18. >> Oh my god. >> The other one the other one is >> so mean. >> The other one is a fling you had in Spain. >> Oh. >> And then the other one is >> ████ >> Uh the other one is an ex of one of the other kinjas. >> Oh my ████ god. That's crazy. >> Kill all of them. >> He killed all himself. Oh, >> dude. These are all losing. >> This is your prompt, dude. >> Like a fingle in Spain is the safest one. >> Well, for which for which thing? >> Kill. >> Just in general to >> to marry >> to ████ cuz you ████ them already. >> It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. >> It's okay. It's okay. Still call them.
10:11 >> Just imagine. >> You would have to marry the girl from Spain, dude. >> Yeah. Just imagine. >> Help him out, Sen. Get him through it. >> That means you have to kill. >> Okay. I'm killing my student. >> Yeah, you have to. You have to. >> Why would you kill them? whole life ahead of them. >> They once looked up to you. You're just going to kill them like that. >> I'm not going to entertain marrying or ████ them right now. >> Why not? >> Cuz you can treat >> Maybe tomorrow. >> You can treat them again. >> It has to be in 5 minutes. >> Now they're 18. They're 18. >> You can treat them very nicely for the rest of their life. >> But if Well, >> not too nicely. >> But you taught them as a a kid up to 18. >> I'm not too nicely. >> If you say 18, I'm going to kill them. If you say they're now like 28, >> 25. Oh, I I just meant they were now over 18, but they can be 28. >> What if they're 25? >> Oh, >> but it's But then you just have to That's different. >> 19. >> Yeah. Let's give Let's give her >> call them at age. You have to be like
11:01 more than double their life. >> You just you just like raised them. So you have her child. >> You have you have her childlike self in the memory bank. >> You met them when they were eight. >> Brother, >> you got to kill. >> It doesn't matter how old they become. >> Yeah. Just because you guys are so twisted, I'm going to ████ kill the student. >> Oh no, >> he looked up to you. >> I can't believe you would do that to a Kinja, dude. >> I can't believe you would do that to a Sino stage dancer. Oh my god, >> you're so ████ up. >> You're making it hella real. I'm giving you guys entire nations. >> This always happens to Anthony. >> All right, so we know who's dead now and then uh do your other two, >> dude. Oh man. So, Kenja's X and Fling in Spain. >> Kenj's X and a fling in Spain. Got >> Okay. Can my student be over 30?
11:52 >> Sure. Yeah. >> Okay. If my student's over 30, >> then it's still a lose. I really don't want to do anything with my Kenj's exes. I really don't want to do anything. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. >> Okay. You're good, man. >> So, you might want to kill them then. >> Yeah. Which is why I need the students to be like over 30 or something. >> Okay. Yeah. Yeah. We'll give you that if it helps move some. And then if I train them when I was when they were eight, then that means I have a very long over 22 years standing solid relationship with them. So maybe marriage I get. >> There's no win here, guys. >> You grew them way. >> I got you, Anthony. I got you. >> Or we have to get deeply hypothetical where it might be like a Kinder's X, but the only I would not want to just ████ them to ████ them. Maybe like we've
12:42 really fell in love or something. >> Okay. >> Like that's your soulmate. >> Yeah. I like to see the rationale take shape. >> Then you can marry them. >> I think that's possible. >> I could just ████ the Spanish girl again. >> Okay. >> For good for for a good time. Or >> that's a good one. That's a good one. >> I think you won. >> Awesome destination. >> Anthony beat the game. Yeah. >> You won the prize. You figured it out. >> I'm so glad this is on Patreon. >> All right. Let's go, dude. >> What? >> Make one per. >> Okay. >> Okay. So, >> go Subie. >> Black. >> What? >> There's one. >> Yeah. >> No, no, no, no. Your husband's brother. >> Ew. >> Does he have a brother? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Husband's brother. >> Ryan and Harris. >> Oh, what? No. That's terrible. [Laughter] >> No way. No way.
13:34 >> Anony's winning the video. >> I didn't win that prompt for you. >> Hey, you can get him back after this. You get him again. We can make We can do round two with him after this. >> What the hell? >> No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. >> All right, give her two different ones then. >> All right. All right. Your uh your old Cheesecake Factory boss. >> Your And your first Your first boyfriend ever. Your first boyfriend ever. >> Oh, >> okay. So, first boyfriend ever. What? And my old Cheesecake boss. >> Yeah. And your husband's brother. >> Oh my god. >> I don't even know who your old cheesecake factory boss is, by the way. I had a lot of them. >> Oh, okay. >> The hot one. >> Yeah. Pick your favorite one. >> There's no hot one. >> The hottest of them. >> None of them. >> The mall with the most potential. >> Least ugly. >> The one with the nicest car. >> The one with the belly. >> The guy that the guy that worked at the dude that used that worked at Cheesecake that like said you kept his uh Xbox.
14:25 That guy. >> Okay. So, that's another X. Great. So, two X's. >> Two X's and my freaking husband's brother. Hurry. You must pick. Don't think. >> Just imagine. >> Don't think. Just imagine. >> That guy was Filipino, right? The weird guy from back in the day. >> No, he wasn't. But my first boyfriend was Filipino. >> Oh, okay. >> I'd marry my first boyfriend. >> Just to make it easier cuz you already did it. >> Huh? or not did it, but like you you guys already been a thing. >> Honestly, there's no I just have to ████ pick people for this cuz they all suck. >> Yeah, >> she's just kidding. >> Welcome to my life. >> You don't think your husband's brother
15:15 has similar qualities to your husband? >> No, they're pretty different, but I wouldn't want to marry That's like weird. That's a weird >> So, would you kill your brother's uh your husband's brother? You would kill him. >> Oh, no. That's also bad. >> Fight the dilemma. So, yeah, just ████ him once. ████ it. >> Oh my god. >> I guess maybe. No, maybe I would just have like a sexless marriage. >> Okay. Okay. >> So, like basically >> Right. Yeah. Right, brother. Right. >> Yeah. Right, brother. >> So, if I got to do that, then I guess I would have to marry the brother-in-law. >> Okay. E, >> I'd kill. >> You keep the same in-laws, which is kind of cool. >> That's so disgusting. >> Yeah, it's cool. >> Um, >> it's going to be a weird wedding, though. I know. >> I killed a cheesecake. >> Oh, your cheesecake. Okay. Okay. Xbox.
16:09 >> How would you kill him? How would you do it? Poison. >> The Xbox itself. >> Xbox accident. >> All right. You can get We can get Anthony again. >> That'd be a weird wedding, though. >> Let's get Let's get Anthony. Let's get Anthony one more time. >> He cut it at home, bro. >> Oh, no. Sit down, Anthony.
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