0:00 [Music] and welcome back to another episode of careful boys where we have with us mr hawk hey why are you shaking your head i i have no idea well some kind of idea but yeah nothing really crazy is gonna happen you're basically on what uh these guys like to call the hot seat where uh you're just gonna get asked a bunch of questions that are gonna start at very cold temperature and they're gonna warm up to being stuff that you probably wouldn't want to answer but you have to see like just watching the reels from jk news it's definitely not yeah if i can survive it you'll be fine let's see yeah this might be the way i go out like yeah he sat on this channel that was it get ready for a very british text from him later asking can we please take that down
0:50 perfect in his accent that's true hey anthony hey just uh you know thank you so much first of all travis however however like double polite yeah oh it's my anthony remember when you said this all right so we like to start off with bart asking the coldest possible question wait so how is it's just like a question stop asking questions it gets warmer and warmer we do questions focus on answering you'll just get more uncomfortable oh no yeah that's all oh okay no edits this is live stream so i'll start with a proper cold question okay punch him in the face if you had a choice between replacing your nose okay
1:40 with two things yeah which one would it be and the choices are yeah an anus or a penis and why kind of warm that's one of my more favorite fun yeah that's a really fun question so great accent penis i just wanted him to say uh oh ████ say random words in there obviously yeah why peter butthole uh closer shape i would say you know so it would like it will feel the same if you just like stretch your nose whereas if it's a butthole it's going to be the experience gonna be a little bit different you really gotta kick it you know you gotta go inside but don't you think you could breathe better no the butthole is like you're probably gonna wait so it works like a nose yeah is it just the shaft or is there balls or something out of his face it's just cosmetically look this is cosmetics ████ yeah it's just cosmetic so it still
2:31 functions like a nose yeah but one you you can barely breathe because it's a straw and the other one is a you could throw oh does the nose get hard tight nose oh it's just limp yeah i think it's just this is just like okay i know it's still penis i mean it's more fun too just do this i mean my brain's kind of doing the same thing but i have double but can you do that if your nose was a butthole no no nothing what can you do yeah nothing what can you do it smells like ████ all the time i don't know if we asked this last time but why did you come to america sounds like someone wants you to go back yeah you're a ████ immigrant sorry first of all boy is that a real question i think so yeah we kick you redcoats out dude you ████ japanese and i'm american he's ████ uk and then i'm just like representing
3:22 that guy we got you got damn red coach out of here oh you know well i i wanted to move out from japan because at the time i was so extra japanese how do you become extra japanese it's when you go to a japanese public school and you never speak the uniform and then did you look like that but your head was all shaved and then you had the ████ sailor uniform i actually purposely picked studied really hard in to get into a high school i think we only had one that was in our area that didn't have uh any like school uniform and you could do whatever you want with your hair the artist bro no but the thing is what i didn't realize is that because it was extra academic no one had any interest in fashion or style anything wow yeah so you sabotaged yourself when you went into a nerd
4:12 school it was so boring i didn't have any friends i know friends yeah but no i honestly uh i was afraid i was going to forget how to speak english so you were in the uk for nine years nine years yeah and then japan uh about eight years after that so you you most of your high school and teen yeah yeah and then what made you what made you go i need to get the ████ out of here and go to english-speaking country uh i just didn't i i think i slowly felt my english side sort of fading you didn't make friends with english speakers no i mean they just weren't there's not a lot of english i mean i feel like if you go to international school yeah yeah yeah but the score happened to go to was just a you know public school in our area and there was no one i can relate to you know everyone was born and grew up in
5:03 japan that's the hard part it's just the way to go you know what are you the most embarrassed about oh i like this part what am i most embarrassed about um that's a hard one uh i can give a bunch of ones yeah help him out ryan oh um i i uh i'm really really really bad at sports and i can't if you threw me a ball it's really hard for me to throw up something right now [Music] the free laugh is ryan's reaction he was like yes yeah so i you didn't answer my question
5:54 how come how come wait wait this wasn't how come you didn't watch that why why did you go back to uk where all your friends were and can go back to where you came from instead of here that well that's exactly the reason because when i had the option of studying abroad going to england didn't feel like studying it was like just going back home i was studying at home dude i'll punch him in the butt very very quick and efficient best and worst thing about all three countries best and worst thing about that's a good question uh best thing about japan uh very unique they have their own distinct culture bad thing is that uh too many japanese [Laughter]
6:44 uh they're very slow at business i think oh really really so slow i would think they're so efficient no no no it's like certain things that just like karate out here could be done with one email it will take five meetings like the first meeting is to just have a meeting the purpose is you know just battle for 40 minutes we're meeting we're meeting we're amazing english now japan hello [Laughter] good thing about england uh lots of history um just love that i feel like uh i don't get too much of that out here what about whoa hey
7:34 no i mean like no you haven't seen bob's big boy come on all of our buildings are like 10 20 years old you've never been to the world famous las vegas or old town pasadena come on dude that's old old 80 years old that thing about england um i don't know well i have a very biased opinion because i just grew up there as a child so my memory is kind of during that did you like it though growing up there i loved it well that's that's all i knew you know we didn't have anything because that's true everything's pretty awesome until you're nine yeah that's true yeah no he's a villager oh yeah no no asian people at all you know really that was a rule they didn't bully you or
8:24 anything like that he's like worst thing about america asian people he says no i'm sure i don't know if it was bully you know it's funny though because when you look back at pictures it's like why wouldn't you make fun of that yeah because i stood out so much and especially because i was extra tan for some odd reason and everybody was jealous probably so everyone thought japanese people were tan but it's like no so did somebody go like who's your real father you're like philip you know what my dad said that's what that's what my father said still yeah so put that on hold i'm not sure about what's bad about england circle back circle back uh america good thing i love how diverse it is you know this was uh
9:14 the first time in my life when i moved here it was i was able to realize that it's okay to be yourself you know because there's so many cultures so many religions beliefs ethnicities that the way you look because before that england was especially where i lived you had you were just english and you know i went to a christian school that was just it there is no other ways and in japan in tokyo it was the same thing everyone was japan uh japanese and you just you know think the same way and i thought you had to fit into either or they were really extremes and then when i came out here it was like oh it's it's okay you know it doesn't have to be that way that was like the most positive thing i've heard about america in like four years yeah it was nice and maybe it goes yeah like it's not diverse enough that made me go like yeah america pasadena he's got that pasadena prize they're all
10:06 right that's what i said nascar so we're at the 10-minute 13 second mark of the video where we start to turn up the heat and stuff like that you know warm it up a bit rumor is on the streets that uh your uh your girlfriend's a little taller than you his fiance this fiance congratulations congratulations not little very yeah just what's the height difference quest by the way i don't know just okay the real question i'm trying to get to is like how is that it's just you pervert wait how much taller you pervert how tall are you i'm what five five six five five four five with brown eyes smile like the sunrise that's what you want i actually don't know i don't think she's six she's six feet no no no she's not but
10:56 little yeah five eleven five five twelve but if she wear heels she's six oh she's six feet oh really yeah yeah uh was she at the t tj's birthday party yeah i think so but you guys oh no no no she wasn't sure oh she wasn't she was working here no what's your real question anthony what does doggy style like yeah when you hug dog style makes sense no do you when you guys hug do you meet her neck or her breasts probably in between okay yeah can you guys like 69 is it more like a 49 just one way 49 i mean i'm kidding i'm kidding that's two warms back it up we're friends but you can answer it and then we'll edit it in the way of it getting warmer oh well done so we'll reposition the clothes i think now he wants the answer
11:47 do you have 69 or no yeah you know i was thinking i was like you do it properly yeah it's normal but then what are they called the uk i don't know why it works i guess today's video is brought to you by feels cbd is not about what you feel it's about what you do not feel such as pain anxiety stress and all the icky's in your bodies or sometimes it's when you've been driving for four hours because you're on crazy ass caffeine because you know on the days that we shoot here yeah as soon as i'm done especially like the long days like we do like three days i try to like pound some caffeine and go straight home and then so i i'm driving trying to stay alive and then i get home but then when i get home because i pound so much caffeine my heart's like oh man i need to go to sleep so i could be well rested so that's why it helps out to have some feels some couple drops in my tongue
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14:20 yeah it's like this it's not like this it's like yeah we don't match man oh no maybe i didn't even think about that that's what he's like that means if she's lying down she's like this and he's just suspended i love making this a move too that's a move i think that's love can just changes okay if you uh bad boys and choreography if you had to kick somebody off quest who would it be that's a good question that was a good one oh uh nikki t yeah who's nikki t see exactly exactly oh ████ why you laughing why you laughing like do you agree we always use him as that like it's like he's on the crew just so we have someone to say all right so i'm gonna kick who was your favorite quest crew member that's so cute no no okay okay let's say you two you can't say anything right let's say you two were to
15:11 battle yeah what move do you do that you think will own his ass in the battle how do you dunk on right yeah what's that what's that what's that like weakness i know ryan has and he can't do this i don't i don't think it's a move yeah yeah i think um the only chance i would have if it's a certain type of music oh really yeah yeah music what music what music what's the music ryan can't do japanese like your favorite japanese anime intro i can't even do it japanese no because i mean he has so many like blow-ups you know that i feel like battling normally there's no thing dude like mike dropping he has so many mic dropping moves yeah yeah so it will have to be i don't know a certain type that i could i could actually go from like a more of like a style angle okay giant in-house one-on-one quest
16:02 battle who would be the top like three people in that order right in that order first second third who'll be first second who would win who'll be second place to be third ryan don't say anything we're talking about a dance battle yeah dancing all night yes all night all night dancing all night long the ████ is wow yeah i don't even know who the two people are ryan subin brownie this ryan yeah yeah this one mike dropper
17:03 do you have any regrets in your mind that you want to ████ share with the world right now go oh ████ with axe yeah what's your biggest regret that you're like i learned so much for this everyone needs to know like don't jack off with your left hand when your mom's at home throw your back out every time it's it's a bit difficult because i feel like you wouldn't have yourself now if you didn't have that regret i know and that's the greatest answer because everyone here does that but i just want to find one day someone who always looks in the past and just ████ complains all day about it yeah ████ i could find someone like that see this is the go get a i wish i didn't murder that kid quit bringing successful people on the show they all have the same mentality of like
17:55 my weaknesses make me stronger ████ this motivational ████ if quest could redo one moment in your entire history what would it be like redo it the same or uh like anything and re redo it differently are you hoping that they say not winning yeah because that's what they would say i wish that we didn't win joe rather not win the most clever joke i've heard today can you imagine if we did go back in time and then we did it for anthony so we purposely lose and he's all like yeah what's the move you guys ████ up on just like a business move quest crew oh like the whole thing yeah it's not singular it's the entirety it's not a business it's not a business at
18:45 all yeah so you mean like just just the existence of the quest crew was such a ████ mistake but you just no you're in it good for what it was a hundred yes the sickest lemonade stand yeah yeah so that you can go all the way you could go all around the world have a absolute ████ blast and it's like people will constantly go up and go why how come you guys only sell lemonade we'll just go i don't know [Laughter] but because it's about to stand people will be like yo i ████ loved your lemonade i when i had it you know so right yeah best lemonade i've ever had i'll be like do you guys have any merch or something we go no but you can buy something so you're saying like you could have done so much more with it but you look
19:36 back and you're just like man we had a lot of fun yeah i mean that was the motive it was never really like oh let's let's make build this business so that it can go like this you guys aren't the opposites yeah honestly the business moguls and then the ████ court gestures like we'd rather do business outside of quest and then just always have it for what it is um that's cool so it's like a sacred space in the later years that's gonna win i'd rather have that like i feel like when you really look back like right before you die the stuff we did it's amazing like you can't buy that and you can only do it if you're that irresponsible at that point in your life too you know yeah it's not like you can be wealthy and you're 60 and you can do it you you just can't unless you're richard branson because he's just got so much money he can hang glide at like 90 years old yeah
20:26 that gets light at night you gotta you got the worst gig you ever did where's job oh yeah quest or not uh i think so yeah uh it was the one tv show we did in japan yeah sadly and i think it was because i was in a position where to japan i wanted to kind of show what i've done outside of japan and to the coup it was with when we were um traveling with lmfao i wanted to show them how amazing japan was but it was just so badly prepped um i think the communication between um like the production and the artist was absolute ████ what came out of it was horrible like the whole show was bad the whole everything you guys yeah so what was it a tv show it's a tv show and then you got hired to just perform there perform with the local like celebrities
21:18 yeah yeah yeah and they didn't know what you're gonna do so we started doing backflips they're like what it was it was pretty ████ i just remember that they showed us a reference video and they were like here's what the show looks like and they sent us a video it was like lady gaga was on there and it was just decadent amazingly produced thing and we were like holy ████ we could totally like kill the show and then we went on there and they didn't offer even one thing close to that level of production for our resources so what happened is you guys came in and then the holes opened up and you guys slid down and then got dunked with slime that would have been way better it just made like a s█████ ass like karaoke video yeah but like it could have been something like they they like did a bacon switch and then i thought it was gonna be also like abdc season eight exactly exactly you guys didn't have the five maintenance the lead up to it no we did i think i
22:09 you know with the email i sent all these requests but every one of them got denied and then i think at the end of it i was like okay then i'll let go of the control but i was hoping that maybe in some magical crazy way they're really good at editing that it'll make it look amazing and end up still being ████ because it looks like because lmfo as a as a whole like their shows are really really ████ good and well done and combined with hawk like creating shows for them it leveled up a lot but it looked like they looked at it like lmfo was still kind of a joke like it hadn't occurred to them that no we're already doing ████ they're like mega stars yeah yeah but they were like oh like it's just like a funny joke that's gone too far kind of thing what that's mine probably
23:07 good job this is a funny the tough thing is you know their main purpose was to just tie the local artist and us up so promo wise it still got the effect sure yeah you know so that's the tough line where it's like you got the shows and i remember how mad he was too because we were all like gathered to watch it and he was just like what the ████ is this it's just so embarrassing it's so so embarrassing you know not even just artistically but i think just my entire existence of being japanese it like that's why it it was like a harder hit to me and it was just like these look like they didn't respect us like yeah he didn't tell him like let me just take a thousand pictures of this and i'll cut every single thing and i'll make them all one so that would be way better and then there's going to be a copyright on instagram to take down the art
23:58 no still not up yet just end on a better note than that last pissed off performance gig question um uh when was uh the last time like ryan pissed you off the most that's what you want to end on just like the most ████ up thing he's done or just something embarrassing anything unless somebody pooped oh you want to end with something nice yeah that is kind of nice it's nice for our fans it's really bad nice for anthony and kendrick's because i'm over here trying to promote because it's still it's still changes for his quest 2022. it'll never end and never i don't know has that ever been the time it was like where you were like really mad at me pretty like sean i said you're perfect uh no wonder he left japan he's not angry enough but even if we went back like but
24:48 it's still not that bad i don't know man yeah ryan's awesome yeah no i mean remember that one time we watched each other's cars and then it was like wonderful and we was trying to get mad but we couldn't
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