0:00 would it be two extra if like if if I live there and I made like like a little like a bucket with a sign if you need to pee please pee in this bucket to keep it clean and then it empties out under their shoes too much be good be [Music] good so you guys probably all saw this um Katana attack yeah not the one that uh not the one that happened in in London or whatever not that one the one the one where the Asian guy got like like a lot of years in prison right he yeah he didn't get a lot of years I don't I don't know if it's what happened is this was something that happened in October of 2020 it was a long time ago uh but two Asian Brothers they caught a group of guys uh outside of their property in New York and they were
0:50 basically just taking a piss on the wall the sidewalk outside of it so they're like yelling at them from inside at first to like stop doing that and they just did it anyway uh so they went outside to confront them and then this whole like kind of fight began it was like two Asian Brothers versus I think two black dudes and three white guys and there was five people pissing on their house yeah that's a lot of people yeah so there's like well not all five of them were pissing but like uh but one of them uh was like the the guy that they were yelling at to stop pissing he even started attempting to piss on the dude when he came out no way yeah and then so they're all talking ████ but then the it was the group of five dudes they were the first first in the video to like uh pH make it physical and then the uh one of the asian brothers tries to call a cops and then it's it's so hard to like the video
1:41 is hard to watch because the you can hear the um the operator just be like so slow you know like how now they're so slow like how many men what's what are they wearing what do they look like and they're just not doing ████ so they get into like a physical altercation and then um ultimately at one point the the five dudes walk away and they're like on the other side of they're like kind of like down the block but then the um one of the brothers goes inside and he grabs a sword and then he comes back out and then walks over to them and then uh slashes one of them on the arm oh ████ and then uh like a for real like ████ cut and then uh what happened is they uh ultim the sentencing kind of just happened so the brother with the sword he was sentenced to to 2 and a half years in prison 3 years supervisor
2:32 release the other brother got 5 years probation the five dudes got absolutely no charges because they said that uh the court said there's no evidence of any crime on their part which is no assault you should be able to piss anywhere you want yeah it's kind of it's kind of and PE on another human oh yeah and PE on but the I think the the strange part about all this is that like obviously if you go to like neck shark you go to like things like that they're just like I think they're focusing on the wrong thing they're just like oh he shouldn't have been he shouldn't go to jail or he shouldn't be prosecuted the sword brother but it's like when you just take away all the all the like racial like details of this all like we let's figure out how the sword slash could have been justified in the video it's like he did it the wrong way where like if you if
3:22 you go after a fight that seems to have diffused itself and then you returned yeah you can't do that you re-escalated yeah you're re escalating but like I in my heart I'm happy he did that but like there's got to be a better way to like do it where you don't look like you're escalating it and then you're the one going back to the fight with it right well I I could justify it because those guys told him that they're coming back to kill him they did they said they're coming back no I made that up it's a good defense well they so it they did by the way they did your honor I could justify they did H racial slurs there was that I wonder if that's even justifiable they're like we're going to the car get a gun to kill you oh yeah and then I'll kill you first they did also say that they were going to shank them that's like in the thing here's here's a little video of it that like
4:13 this is a shorter one cuz the video is kind of a little bit longer but here's like kind of how it went it is a rockus brawl in Chinatown two brothers getting pummeled by five men a Relentless Beatdown watch as one of those Brothers John how far they are already grabs the katana blade and slashes one of those five men in the forearm he's eventually chared charged with attempted murder we were being overwhelmed but in this Eyewitness News exclusive the other brother Max on bro he walked out there with the katana loaded here I I think the unfair part is uh not so much that he's going to jail for the sword cuz he did ████ up yeah but there's clear evidence that they got jumped and they got nothing that's the that's ████ up like completely that there's no charges CU after it diffuses itself yeah you can't come back in and re escalate it but then um like let's say you delete that part where he never brought the
5:03 sword out and if it just stopped that them getting jumped then the judge is going to rule oh that's fine it's okay for five dudes to beat up two two guys that's ████ up that's ████ up yeah isn't that like an assault charge yeah should be especially but not against us though it's okay it's yeah that's why it's weird that they they don't face any disorderly conduct they don't face any uh public indecency they don't face anything at all for this why people can pee wherever they want that's there's also a rumor going around I don't even know if it's true or if someone just made it up that like one of those white dudes has like a diplomat father or some ████ probably could be true especially in New York somebody might have just made it up but I don't know the thing is like they could have if the brother with the katana was smart he should have stuck his head out and go hey what' you say and then they would have come back and then then you can do that yeah honestly like if you could bait them to
5:54 come back at you and you're moving backwards with a sword I think you have a better shot at cuz you know the camera can't hear your audio like this self-defense baby yeah yeah yeah and the other thing too for me is is that clearly that brother took zero lessons on the katana yep cuz he only slashed in the movie The documentaries I've seen the arm comes off so he's not that good and in the the blood sprays like that also you know what looks bad is that he slashed him when the guy was like this so it like I just hate that like I I wanted that to happen but not that way like I wanted him to get away with it so bad yeah it's also one of those where it's like ████ it doesn't feel like justice like was served that day you know based off of like how like you're like dude two dudes get jumped by five so that almost feels like someone
6:44 assaulting with a weapon so it feels like okay then for it to feel Justified someone's limb needs to fall off or something then you're like okay cool Even Stevens I get it yeah but they didn't even stab him proper no but also like there was no death or anything i' be trying to like Avid like conflict if I'm like there's two of us and there's five of them even though I don't want them to do something it's like there's two of us and there's five of them I don't want to like specifically walk into a place where I might get jumped pick your battles yeah you know what I'm saying there's two of us and there's two of them I'm like okay like let's go downstairs out of our apartment and confront this issue cuz we're pissed off you know what but if it's like two and five like you're going to put yourself in a situation you know what I mean that's not I guess in your favor no yeah that's true yeah yeah cuz it's also too it's like that I feel like that
7:35 whole jumping could have been avoided right like that's what I mean it's like dude it's like it sucks that they're peeing on the outside of your building but it's like you you just pick your battles I've seen people take s████ on the street in New York all the time I think it's pretty common don't you have didn't you have a guy peeing on outside of your actual house dude yeah he was a Peta man he peed right in front of my house and I was right behind him and this guy's a black belt and he knows how to pick and choose his battles it looked like he just needed a pee and he looked at me and was like oh oh and then like oh jeez I kind of feel like that's why what you should do is if this is an ongoing thing and you're tired of it you need to get medieval and have a bucket of piss on top of the roof and then when they're peeing there you pull it and that they they get covered and pissed it it would have been smarter for them to do you know they have The High Ground they should just started throwing stuff yeah yeah that's why I I think the response is like when you go on social
8:25 media and you read how people feel about this they're they're like missing the point it's like the point is that like they weren charged yeah the the idea that like like people are mad that like oh so Asian people can't stand up for themselves now but it wasn't standing up as soon as they walked away but also what's being shared is not the actual footage like there's hell of people in the comments that are like I saw the whole video they were clearly in the wrong and they're like you got to watch the whole video that they went back after them they're reading a headline saying like guy defended himself with a sword and then they go ah here we go again as can't defend themselves but they don't watch the whole ████ video plus it's there's a thing where like we got to be freaking artists about how you get back at people now like nowadays you have to really be a ████ you got to be covert yeah and there's cameras
9:15 everywhere yeah it's like you ████ up the moment the the fight ended and you ran after them for revenge like imagine there's five guys outside your house right when you confront them and you're the guy on the phone with the cops in front of five dudes I just see that as I'm about to be jumped yeah cuz it's like you're you can't just be like hold on yeah yeah it's like dude they they like you said they pissed on your sidewalk getting slashed with a sword is an escalation of this moment like it is true you should have went out there with a sword it's like it's true yeah go out there with a sword and start ████ swinging out like while they're pissing cut their dick or throw them a sword and make it a door now it's even what they should have done holy ████ he has a sword and then they can start attacking but then his sword skills aren weren't that good so I
10:06 I don't know that he would yeah he probably had one of those display swords too that you get in Chinatown for like 20 bucks that's your parents tell you not to touch that's that's wisdom Joe because otherwise if it was a real sword the arm would have been cut cut off and the blood would have sprad yeah I'm sure it wasn't a freaking what was it a moushi original a hatori Hanzo hatori Ono dude I think the clear thing though is The Simple Solution is they should move cuz that can't be the first time someone peed I'm too cynical to believe it's the first time that's also why I think they were so aggravated it was probably like a weekly or current and like ████ people are pissing again God ████ damn and they they're the owners they're the owners of that building I believe you should have a you should have a a a a PE splasher or something where it splashes
10:57 back at them or like P false from the sky and dumps on them you should have a pee fall from the sky and dump on them PE water balloons that's always good PE have them on standby just drop some on pee a PE hose just have yeah just have a hose just ready to go you could spray him with it you know what's cool about states with Castle Law though if they're on your property and you feel like your life is threatened you could un alive them yeah yeah that's pretty cool States huh cool yeah so like even if they're just peeing on your property is that enough to be like I'm afraid that what's the legal word there's a legal word that's pretty much a fancy word for spider sense so everyone's Spider Sense is different right if you're a 5 foot one 90 lb girl your Spider Sense might be more sensitive than someone 65 250
11:48 yeah cuz she could think that he's trying to show his dick to her yeah so I forgot what the the legal word is but um the states that have uh the Castle Law you prove your your testimony is your Spider Sense and how you perceive the situation so it could be someone showing up with the ████ dildo and you could you can justifiably smoke them it doesn't have to just be a gun would it be too much would it be too extra if like if if I live there and I made like like a little like a bucket with a sign if you need to pee please pee in this bucket to keep it clean and then it empties out under their shoes too much good be good like so you you could make like all these little things so they wouldn't know and then they when they pee in they to put they have to put their feet under the thing and then it it just goes in their shoes a man what the ████ this is what you're looking for Ryan you got to
12:38 be artsy on your rev yeah exactly that's pretty good that's a good start cuz if you're if you're drunk you may not even know that your shoes are covered in pee cuz you're so drunk and then when you go home why does it smell like pee in my house and then you know white any white people walk with their shoes inside their house got them right is that why all chinatowns all across the world smells like incense and PE and cat ████ I know that's that's one of the sentiments that gets brought up is that like oh so like that means Asian people are allow they they're they just have to deal with it when someone's like allowed to piss on their no just be smarter on how you regulate your city but to be fair y never seen a Chinese dude pee on the ████ sidewalk like that's common too like everybody does this ████ but the the point is that like the the Revenge part or the the retaliation has to be faking tight it's not it's not self-defense anymore you
13:29 got to be smart with that ████ man you can't it can't be a ████ visible like Chase with a sword you can't do I the ████ in my backyard last week see it happens to all of us what what do you mean do we do we want to know the story as to why no I'll tell you later n [Music]
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