0:00 probably uh you put on um delicates. >> Delicates. >> Delicates. Wash on cold. >> And then you got to hand wash and hand dry. Can you imagine drying this in your ████ laundry rack outside? >> You can't dry this shrink. The eagle comes and bites it cuz it thinks it's you see it in a mess somewhere. [Music] >> Welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys. >> Be very careful. >> Welcome back, Nick. Welcome back, Nick. >> Thanks for having me. >> You have a Tupperware of food out there. >> Tupperware of food under your >> Barts meal prep. You guys know this. >> Out. I tried to tuck it away. >> That's not Do it behind. Do it on the side. >> Tucker wear. >> We'll start all over. Sorry. You can see that on camera. >> No. No. We're leaving that in. We're leaving that in. That's That's prime gold content right here, boys. >> Can we pan down so we can catch it?
0:50 Thank you. >> All right. So, uh I'm just going to throw this up. >> Whoa. What's up? What is it? >> Is that like jump rope? >> That's a furry. >> It's a slingshot. It's a furry fishing shot. >> Mkin, dude. >> What's What's a merkin? >> Mkins are pubic hair tupes. >> Oh, I thought that was going to be >> Oh, I thought it's like a expensive bag. >> I was going to say that. I was going to say like a wig. If you don't have pubic hair and you want some, you throw one of these bad boys on. >> Right. >> That's what I was going to say. >> Is that kind of hot? >> I didn't know that was a name for it. >> Imagine your chick pulls down her pants. >> ████ that. That looks yucky. >> Or imagine you go to like a day club. day club out here. You go to the pool parties. Boom. Is that kind of hot? >> That thing looks like it smells already. >> That's what David used to kill Goliath. >> That's funny. >> Yeah. Is that really what it is? Cuz
1:40 that's what it looks like. >> It's a slingsh. >> You guys don't think that's hot? >> I'm cool with it. You like it? >> I like it orange. >> That's not my style. You don't like bush? Not a bush guy. >> I like it red. >> Oh, it's a it's just a straight up like trending bikini bottom for ████ alpha females. All I'm saying is for whatever reason some people are finding it worth buying cuz it's sold out. It's Kim Kardashian who unveiled new Skiims Bush under >> Oh, of course it's a Skiims product, dude. >> So, you're supposed to wear it and it looks like you have Bush underneath your leggings or whatever. >> I mean, it's either that or Kim Kardashian unveils new David and Goliath slingshot underwear. >> Fuzzy eye patch. >> That's great. Or they unless they have the matching armpit ones do and you add them on. You know what the purpose of a merkin used to be back in the day? >> What? What? >> To hide VD.
2:30 >> What? >> VD. Vaginal. >> Venarial diseases. >> It was for like prostitutes to hide if they had like STDs. >> Whoa. Is that what this is for then? >> I don't know if that's what that's for, but we had to learn what Mkin was in school because of that reason. >> When did they do that? In the medieval ages. >> Yeah. It's like mega old. Yeah. >> Is there a term for not being able to have hair on your uh pubic region? >> Awesome. a gift from God. >> You're himsless. >> Wonderful. >> Cuz in my head I'm like, how many people are struggling with this problem where they need to show pubes? >> I think it's just a state. It's just a statement piece. >> I guess it's a statement. >> So you want to see it through your clothes. That's that's >> Or maybe it's like a if you know, you know. >> It reminds me of when remember when like I think it was Kylie Jenner, somebody wore that t-shirt that had like the boob outline. It was just like two lines and two dots >> and that all the girls wanted to wear it
3:20 all. >> I heard they had bras like that where they just put the nipples in there. So, it's like it shows that you have nipple, but it's not your real nipple. >> But then when your real nipple gets hard, you have two on each side. >> Oh my god, she has four nipples. >> And they they could do anything, bro. And people are just going to buy it. >> Kardashians. >> Yeah. Too good. >> The Skiim stuff is actually pretty good, though. >> The Skiims Nike stuff hit like crazy. Yeah, they did a Nike collab for fitness gear >> at the uh what is it? Forum shops. There's a Skiims legit store now. I thought Ski was just like the shape ups or whatever. They have a full men's wear, too, bro. The men's wear is kind of fire. >> They have a full brick and mortar store in there. >> So, is it is it like uh Lululemon now where they're doing all kinds of stuff? >> Wow. >> I feel like they're big this is >> with Nike. That's insane. >> Their stuff is really good though.
4:10 >> Really? >> Yeah. >> The quality. >> Yeah. Tiff has a couple she has some apparel from Skiims and I'm like, man, I need to get some stuff for the guys. >> This is fresh. Honestly, it's fresh. >> Do they make stuff for guys, too? >> Yeah, they do. I didn't know that they did that. I thought it was like what do you call it? Those those things that tuck in your belly >> or like a waist trainer. >> It started off like that. >> Oh, so they evolved into >> It's like a billion dollar brand, isn't it? >> Damn. >> Damn. Imagine Skiims takes out Nike. >> That'd be insane. >> Takes out Nike. >> Wait till they start making shoes, bro. >> Cuz if they're already at this level where they're doing collabs and then with the marketing power she has, you give her another like 5 10 years. But does it does it compete with everything Nike does? >> They don't got Jordans. >> Like Nike does do this, but they do a million other things. >> They do. That's true. >> They don't got they don't got air sessions. >> That's true. They don't got air
5:00 sessions. >> They They don't got air sessions. >> Imagine Skims came out with an air. >> I know. What if that happens? Would you guys collab a Kinja? Skim skies. >> Skim Kimjas. >> Absolutely. We called our all of our girls for a while. And then >> where where's the guy stuff? Can I see what the guy stuff looks like? Uh, let's >> They don't have any >> shop with JK. We're going to buy some skins. >> You said it was good for guys. >> Yeah, they have some good ████ dude. >> Skim. Let's go show filters. Let's see if >> on the Skiims website they have a men's section. >> Oh, on the skims section. Skim section. >> Maybe. Maybe. >> Just type SKIMS men and Yeah, it'll probably pop up. >> Let's see if I like it. >> There you go. >> That's you, Bart. That's you right there, baby. >> Bart, put those on. Hey, why don't you start wearing that, Bart? >> No, I don't. >> This bubble won't fit.
5:50 >> Oh, that's nice. The jogger set. >> That looks pretty comfy. >> It looks clean. >> You remember when Forever 21 started selling guy clothes? It reminds you of that. >> Oh, like you wait for your girl to buy your ████ and then you go, "What? What's that over there?" >> Oh, it's kind of nice. >> Crew necks. Ooh, crew. Jean jacket. >> Hey, but you know we're supposed to get rid of all polyester and stuff like that cuz it be >> We're not going to have kids, dude. Really? >> It's going to ████ you up. >> I hate polyester, dude. >> You're supposed to get rid of polyester. >> God damn. I can't wear nothing anymore. >> Polyester. >> That's why it's going to destroy your skin. >> But you know what? Guys be wearing pretty dumb ████ too. Like when they freaking came out with those big red rubber boots and all these fools were like trying to stomp around on them. It's the equivalent of that to me. I'm like, you can make fun of girls for for freaking zombieing whatever gets marketed to them, but guys are doing the
6:40 same dumbass ████ too. I feel like the red boots is like cuz wasn't it was like a was like a Kith collab or something. >> We wore him at the office. >> Yeah, >> somebody brought him to the office. Norman brought him. >> Sneaker Norman. >> That was actually dumb. >> This episode is brought to you by the RP Diet Coach app. Remember when I lost over 30 lbs and got ripped for a bodybuilding show? This is the exact app I used. You can adjust your macros your way. Shift your calories from day to day between meals and get instant guidance when your plans change. You tell it what goals you want and then it gives you the plan to follow. It's super easy to use and it's built by my buddies over at RP. Jared from RP was my diet coach for my bodybuilding show where I won double first place so you know that it works. To get our special subscriber pricing, go to rpstrength.com/rpskinny
7:32 time. That's rpstrength.com/rpskny t i m e rp skinny time link in the description below. That's also was like so clearly uh that version of the statement, you know, like I remember um remember when Forel had like that basically like the freaking crazy hat thing that looked like Smokey the Bear. >> Yeah. >> And then it's like, "Hey dude, this it's For real though. That one guy can do it because he's making a statement. And then I saw this other dude walk into a bar with that hat and it was like >> beat him up. >> That's weird. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> This seems more like Spencers than Skiims. >> Does it even exist? Suspenser. >> I want to see it in like a regular like outfit. Like can you >> Damn, there's a dryer sheet in here. I don't know how that got there.
8:22 >> I mean a clown pulling out ████ napkins and ████ How the ████ did that get there? >> You're ████ limb, dude. I don't know. ████ limb. >> Let me see. They call it the fauxh hair micro string thong. >> Too long. >> Change the name. >> Too long. What are you calling it? What are you calling it? >> I like that. What you call it? The fauxpaw. >> The mkin. That's the That's the actual noun for >> call it a mkin, brother. >> Cuz you know the thing with girls. >> Look how many different color options. >> Cuz you know girls Let's read the reviews. Can we read the reviews? >> That's a hand. >> It comes in straight and curly and 12 different color options. That's a ████ chocolate lab. >> You can now match your dog. >> You can match your dog. >> What are the people saying? >> You know, like girls don't really have this pranky troll thing that guys do. >> So, you think it's for function?
9:12 >> They're buying it. Seriously? Yeah. >> For what reason, bro? But girls, >> what the That's like a party one. Girls don't buy things the way guys do. If if Gio if you saw Gio changing and you saw her wearing one of these and you were like, "Hey, why do you have that?" Would you be upset? Yeah, exactly. >> A divorce. >> The right answer, dude. >> What the ████ is that? >> That's the right answer. >> Maybe that's what it is. They're buying it for divorce. >> 32 bucks. >> My vision's bad. I can't even see that far. >> It's all sold out. Join the weight list. That's crazy. >> You could grow your own pubes, right? >> Right. >> This is abominable snowman. Look at that one. >> Dang. Or maybe it's you want a different color. >> Hey, what's up, Joe? >> I don't know. >> At least they're ████ the ████ guys buy. >> You got to dry ████ Or how how do you wash this?
10:02 >> Probably uh you put on um delicates. >> Delicates. >> Delicates. Wash on cold. >> And then you got to hand wash and hand dry. Can you imagine drying this in your ████ laundry rack outside? >> You can't dry this shrink. The >> eagle comes and bites it cuz it thinks it's you see it in a nest somewhere. I mean, you get you can after pay it for four payments. >> Anthony, you're a style guy. Do do does this not look weird to you? Are you like looking at this from a different lens than we are? >> Cuz you like you like weird limited ████ >> I like weird limited ████ that doesn't go like what the ████ Like I feel like this transcends, but that's that's also that's also fashion, right? Like if it if it literally makes a statement. It's like when when Kanye brings around Bianca Sensori and she's basically butt naked, but like in a in a weird world, that's the fashion.
10:52 >> That is fashion. Yeah, that's true. >> It makes you go, "What the freak?" >> And now you're you're headlining news. So if 99% of what you sell is stuff that you could look at and be like, "Oh, yeah, I'd wear that." You're going to need 1% of a marketing giant like what >> one disruptor. And then even if you just buy it all yourself, so it says sold out, then then you've done something. >> Yeah, >> that's crazy. >> But you can also use it as a goatee. Like you put wear it like that or you could do it as like a mohawk. >> So it has multiple purposes. I think you're getting a bang for your dollar. >> Never heard of use. >> Bangs on your vag. That's what you're doing. That's for sure. >> Faux hair, faux paw, >> man. There's probably something there that women are like, "Oh, I do it because like when I wear my yoga pants,
11:44 like I don't want to show ████ ████ lips or some purpose behind it." Can you pull up a reference photo of someone actually wearing it? >> You dangerous. >> Well, the link better not be a different color. >> Now, now I got to go off screen just in case. >> They should do a male version where it's like a little sleeve for your wiener. >> What about that? >> Put the foreskin back. >> No, not the foreskin. Just like a little sleeve. Bacon wrap hot dog. >> Little LA dog. >> If you miss LA, get a little LA dog. Come on. Little >> snausage. >> Yeah. >> A little elephant trunk. >> If you miss LA >> little nostalgic. >> That's the target audience. >> Yeah. They're LA. They're LA people, man. Calabasas. I'm sorry. Calabasas. >> There's no >> Everybody's buying the largest size. >> No models rocking those things. >> This just makes me realize that I don't understand fashion, bro. >> I don't either. I'm not I mean you I'm
12:36 sure you understand the the you know the the shock. >> This is like the closest but it's all like blurred anyway. >> That's crazy. >> So they got to they got to blur it when they wear it. It's just the freaking bikini bottom. >> Maybe it's the pubes that makes you feel like >> I get it. Yeah. >> I wish I did, but I don't get it. >> Honestly, I'm not mad at it. I At first I was mad, but now that I see it in action, I go, "Hey." >> Oh, wait. It's actually like meant to be underwear, right? >> Yeah. I don't know what it's meant to be. I wish I I mean, I'm not mad at either. I just wished I knew what it was for. >> Like, you're not supposed to wear that at the pool, right? >> I bet if a girl was here, this video would end in 30 seconds. As soon as they see it, they know what it's for. And then we're just like, what the ████ >> Do you feel I bet girls looking at this is like, why would you ever want that? >> That's what I'm thinking. >> I mean, like normal girls. Yeah.
13:26 >> I'm thinking about what girls are thinking about. >> Yeah, >> cuz Yeah, cuz you're not going to wear this at the pool. Look on the back. You have a ████ leather string between your Honestly, there should be a tail on the end. >> Wear that at the pool club. Maybe not the pool. >> Or there should be hair on the backside. You know what I mean? >> Dude, hair all the way around. >> All the way around, brother. That's That's the way it grows, doesn't it? >> Freaking ass hair. >> That's great. >> If you want to keep it true to the model, if you want to keep it true to the theme, I think you should do the whole hairline. >> Yep. >> Yeah. Like, give me the Persian model. >> Yeah. There's some sort of ad video somewhere, but for some reason I can't find it. Just browsing >> now. I'm just looking at Bush. Well, hey, if anybody purchases it, put it on. Send us a Joe's gonna model it next week. >> If you know what it's for, put in the comments so I can learn. >> So I can learn. It's crazy. Put us on
14:17 game for in pieces, man.
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