0:00 if I play Devil's Advocate it would be cuz you never want your enemy to recover any of your aircraft or Weaponry cuz then they'll learn about your that's a good Devil's Advocate so that would be the only reason why but they just give a to Taliban anyway they're going to give it to anyways [Music] yeah do you know what F35 is part yeah tell them it's a gy airplane yeah tell us how cool it is how ████ Advanced don't make that face like very cool like very Advanced I know ████ about him that's what I thought fool all right very cool so this F35 Fighter Jet right it's a fighter jet doesn't that sound cool it sounds cool it's like got ████ stealth technology and ████ it sounds cool right sounds really really cool no one can know where it's at yeah so ████ highly Advanced right yeah and it was on it was active and then
0:51 this particular fighter had a mishap while they were flying in had to eject do a little ejecto the pilot the pilo ejected pilo pilot ejected from this ████ so Maverick left yeah Maverick left the plane but the ████ stealth was still on so they couldn't find it dude you got to do the ████ you got to do the beep beep beep got to turn it off did it blow up or something 35's work go beep they don't know if it crashed or anything like that okay so debris was eventually found but it was 2 hours later damn it crashed yeah 2 hours later that thing is millions and millions have like a like a safety fault Auto AI Land by itself I just deliver the news so that just sounds so crazy for the amount of technology that they have in
1:41 that plane they wouldn't have some sort of like if you eject it cancels out the uh stealth steal mod hey either somebody ████ up or whoever created the stealth is like they need a raise yeah cuz that ████ hell they can't find it hella stealy yeah so this missing fighter jet was eventually found apparently 2 hours after quote unquote mishap and they won't dive into the mishap because you know for the safety of the Integrity of the investigation he was texting and riding he was he was vlogging yeah he like texting and ████ flying ████ I bet you dude I saw um I don't know too much detail about it but I did see like a farmer coming out and talking about it like yeah there was a crazy noise and it went down that way I mean it it looked like it was part of a
2:31 training Squadron uh so this fighter pilot was yeah safely was able to eject uh was taken to a hospital just for like uh evaluation stuff like that debris was discovered about 2 hours Northeast of Joint Base Charleston which is an air base in North Charleston um they won't provide further details but definitely people in the media are also being like like clean said you guys don't have ████ technology to figure out on radar where your ████ is they were asking the public to please yeah they said they're asking the public have you seen this F35 I feel like that's just like a a common sense thing like if the pilot has to eject from the plane and it's in stealth mode then it automatically just cuz it's it's all toggles dude you need the other thing yeah but like it could it could be like as you eject that
3:22 ejection toggles the the but what if you're ejecting in like uh enemy territory that's I was going to say if it's if I play Devil's Advocate it would be cuz you never want your enemy to recover any of your aircraft or Weaponry cuz they'll learn about your ████ that's a good Devil's Advocate so that would be the only reason why but they just give a hell of ████ to Taliban anyway so they're going to give it to manyways yeah but maybe have the I don't know have the ability because like this was training right so you're obviously within a scope of an area so I guess if it's only training and you know you're going to be within a scope of an area have that safety feature they don't they don't got GPS bro they need put a in it they they're not tracking they have like an air tag in it yeah yeah there's a solution third party tracking pull my find my Apple where's my F1 45 let me play the sound so I can follow it and
4:12 find it cuz when the humans eject there's parachute but the maybe the plan should have parachute too yeah they like yeah not so stealthy anymore yeah I mean Bart when you was you know uh spending time in the elite forces of the US army or Marines uh what was some of the most cool toys or technologically like Advanced toys that you got a chance to get your hands on get my hands on or saw with my eyes saw with your eyes obviously that's going to sound more exciting then yeah why well cuz you probably didn't touch anything you were like ████ doing admin ████ and but I saw so when I was passing on MREs I saw some cool ████ we you see so at uh my unit um third angle code they're like they're like what Dawn does but at a lower level so you you see a lot of joint like uh air and call for fire type
5:04 ████ so you'll see guys going over there calling coordinates and then later you'll like ████ 2 minutes later like is that like those giant backpacks with a satellite and a phone on it yeah they'll have like a like a radio and um maybe they'll Mark a Target or they'll shoot something to where they want the target to be so there's times where I'm like just sitting there and you see like the whole training Evolution take place so this is like covering maybe three football fields and you just see these ████ Jets come in and just like the movies the Jets come and then literally after the Jets leave like your ████ frame that you're watching with your own eyes it's like and like everything's ████ exploding you're like America proud to be an American yeah you're like when you see ████ like that
5:54 and then you see like other countries training videos like I thought you were calling no I thought you were calling I was what's the number I forgot the number you're like dudee we're going to whoop everyone's ████ ass dude yeah but do they got guys on roller skates shooting yeah they got we don't got that they got guys who can go on monkey bars really well yep you think they're still going to be an Army in like 10 years if we have ai I don't even know and robots and ████ I don't even know and they got like zero recruitment right now like no one's joining that would be kind of tight though if we enter an Arab the robot wars just for our own fantasy just the idea of like yeah they don't use human beings anymore so it becomes like a battle between like the minds of the best and brightest scientists that create robots to fight each other human beings with gamer controllers operating the robots yeah but it's all about creativity at that point and style points you know what I mean imagine like style you got to have
6:45 swag like it is what it is you know you're going to build some robots and some of them they don't have guns but they have ████ Samurai eyes swords and ████ like so that's one of two things that's really cool the second coolest thing I ever got to experience is you go into this like um it feels like it's made out of airplane material like it's like some aircraft metal thing and there's probably insulation so it looks like they built some secret office room in the middle of nowhere and you get to be in a life-size Humvee so like well actually it is a hve so you're in a Humvee and then there's a a mounted a mounted machine gun and it's 360 screens wow all around so it's like a game it's a game and then so you're driving through like Iraq or whatever and there's buildings and people are popping and you could change the machine gun you can shoot the bad guys on screen and that was pretty cool cuz it goes all the way around and then that's when you
7:36 really realize oh ████ world uh war is a 360 thing when you're thinking you used to play video games it's just you're just thinking just going forward ah bad guy but then now it's like oh ████ and you got to turn around but you still got to communicate with the driver and keep going so there's like you you see how much teamwork is involved and they have all these like trash cans in the humy because everyone's throwing up cuz you're getting car sick even though they're technically not not moving that's probably like the those two are like the coolest things I've probably experienced that's crazy in the notary holy ████ you just blew my mind with the ████ everybody's throwing up yeah yeah that Tripp me out I was like 360 gun cool dude you're like ginger ale just in case just settle their tummy give me ginger that really helps you think they get used to the spins in in the simulation thing oh I don't know I think they should have that carnival ride where you spin a lot built the
8:27 teacup ride at the military for training cuz that's going to help with the spin training I like seeing the celebrities that go on Jets and they have so many GeForce they make them pass out you ever see that yeah I've seen that oh this is so fun you know two bit circus that one arcade down in like Arts District area yeah you know how they have like hella ████ VR type stuff they do yeah so I went I went there it was like me Mike and like two of our other homies we went there we're drinking a little bit too but I wouldn't blame the drinking we we paid for the ████ VR thing where you you put on the headset and you sit in one of those like uh digital humy type stuff it's techno futuristic digital War thing right but same thing and the crazy part is uh when you turn visually and you turn with like the gun and stuff so does your thing kind of rotates too so you get an actual feeling of that so you're turning around and then one by
9:18 one I just like started hearing everybody start tapping out like people had like we couldn't even finish the game I started feeling weird too right by the time I get out out of all four of us two guys fully threw up wow from being ████ motion sickness yeah from VR and then when we went outside one of the guys who threw up in the bathroom also threw up next to his car again and the rest of we were done for the night like there was no more hanging out cuz everybody was just like kind of green that only that only happens that only happens because of the frame rate or like the the speed of the thing it's just like a low what this guys talking about happens in real life yeah in the simulation people were throwing up well the simulation still it's still a screen and stuff oh yeah like real humpies 360 stuff people for real have like trash can no I don't no no that I think that you wouldn't cuz you're like it's real life now yeah it's normal so that means they need to upgrade that tght just
10:08 making people that's why V isn't a thing yet you got to get Sony to make those screens that ████ is tight y'all are y'all getting the The Vision Pro Apple Vision Pro I'm getting that's like $3,500 what's Apple Vision Pro nothing to this guy you can do payment plans ████ oh you going to get it for us what is that it's crazy so it's this uh it's this VR headset that they're oh I don't like VR it's not VR it's it's AR so you put it on and you see everything normally right but then you'll see like a a hologram basically and there's no remotes you just do this like you can put it down and you just tap and you look everywhere you look is where the cursor is pretty much so you just so cameras are reading your retinas yeah so it understands where you're at and they just partner with like Disney plus like this is going to be like think of like ready player one but like with apple bro it's going to be nuts that's going to be
10:58 wild yeah cuz the VR stuff is is already pretty cool and now your retina is completely scanned yeah that's cool I mean it already is they already got it everywhere else they got my face unlock everything you guys get ios 17 yet that ████ trippy what is it the new iOS they got some new stuff on there what's some new TI ████ it's on auto update but it doesn't auto update this more of an accessibility feature but you can read 150 messages in order for them to learn your voice so that you can like automate your voice so like let's say you're losing your voice you can't speak you'd be able to type things and in your voice I mean it's not perfect but in your voice it works pretty well wao that's crazy sh ████ I don't want them to say things that I didn't say it's for people like Val Kilmer you know what I mean whoa yeah that's [Music]
11:58 true
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