0:00 [Music] so the super bowl is happening 56 yep 50 cent wait who 56. number 46 50 cent yeah 50 cents no but the the halftime show does have some epic like 90s rappers let's go yeah wow it's all the la hitters yeah the trailer the teaser trailer you can see the trailer for it it's really sick actually it'll make you hype even if you don't get i can't play it or we'll get taken down but the kids even don't know how they are yeah maybe it's for us maybe it's not for them well thank god finally i don't know that the super bowl halftime show always reflects the youth first of all snoop dogg is always relevant when you're yeah snoop dogg is somehow always relevant yeah yeah second of all eminem just bought a board ape so
0:50 it's like he's kind of relevant again yeah yeah true and he smoked machine gun kelly a couple of like but you know that they don't actually you know he's not actually sitting there buying that ████ right his assistant's buying it no no no it's these companies going hey we'll give you a board ape right so you you you get the board ape from us create more hype and it creates more hype because now eminem bought a board eight and then like you know justin bieber got a board ape it's the same ████ oh they don't buy it for what they say it's it's they they get a board worth one point whatever million so like the company buys it like the board ape company buys it themselves and gives it to them uh yeah whoever that i mean whoever the is behind it right it's all a scam nfcs are scammed stay away they're not don't say that please definitely invested in nfcs me too me too me too i have a friend that's making like nfts right now he's such a good friend that season give me one i don't
1:40 even have to buy it damn who's that i want to get a free one i have a friend like that too this room right now he told me that he told me that 20 times nick and it's not me this is crazy i'm gonna make it totally give me one it's on camera now see i heard the same thing me too me too ryan would do it he's 19 he's worth 19 million dollars are you guys going to watch the super bowl yeah dude because it's not it's the so the bengals have not been to the super bowl since 1989 that joe board kid's pretty good joe burrows real ████ good joey b throws the ball real hard real hard real hard um and then they're up against the rams which you know just moved back to l.a a couple years ago oh dell it's pretty hyped yeah they used to be st louis rams before that they were the la rams again so i remember when they're the la rams because i had a helmet the ████ spiral blue and yellow yeah they're best uniforms i just love football dude like
2:30 playing football on the street and ████ everywhere two-hand touch not full tackle cause we men you know and then the bully's on the street bullying on the street dog playing they always want to be like hey you guys want to play football because they want to tackle children yeah i'm tough you could tackle me yeah you're just playing the pavement because that's real tackling dude no we did it on the grass baby tackling but i do remember we always played two-hand touch on the pavement but someone would always push the slack the other guy and then we'll tumble the game would end because they cry and they're like don't tell your mom please don't tell your mom and that's what happens yeah i thought they're supposed to be men though yeah but we're like what third grade man when steve said you know what's gonna make us really care about the super bowls if we have a lot of money so let's talk about it let's talk about it we can do a bet so how much i think i think if we put a lot of money and do
3:21 this collective bet it's going to make us enjoy the ████ out of it really so we all got to bed on the same team right yeah i think so yeah who do you think what are we doing odds are we doing are we doing the gamble style are we just doing the team we're just doing the team there's that guy did you see recently there's a guy it's like the biggest historic online bet i think he bet like 3.5 million or something like that oh something mac is his name um china china but if he wins oh mattress mac is his name macintosh oh sorry mattress mac i think his name is mattress mac and uh if he wins all the ladies is this a sleep number ceo or something he's gonna he's gonna get 7.5 million he's the sealy's founder biggest bet online ever wait so if he wins he like just barely doubles his money because he might be betting on the doubling not the underdog
4:12 yeah but if you lose that's a that's a risky back maybe he maybe he's that's like going to the casino with 3.5 million be like uh roulette uh let's go uh black hmm sweet might be a baller we're gonna do the money line that's more under the money line because usually when you bet the odds on a team it's it's it's usually like that like it's it's like it's not like a full on five times multiple who are there right now the rams are the favorites to win the bangles are plus 165 on the money line which means if you bet 100 then you get 165 back right do they take bets on just the first coin toss yeah oh they do they do they have so many fun side bets can we bet on which stores are going to get looted during that year if they're like because we usually don't have crazy stuff like there's not i haven't seen like nut nutty fandom
5:03 here like the way that they do it out in the east coast no that's true if it was the evils i would say right next to the sofa what about the lakers one though didn't they go nuts over there but that's because he's saying the fan base is huge out here for the lakers but like the rams are back and everyone's kind of wondering if there's still a lot of fans there obviously are because the population valley is so big when the lakers won they recently they won in the bubble in orlando so like everybody was already like ████ home like just ████ what's it called the cabin fever yeah so getting out i was i was one of those too just getting out and just being in the parking lot area of staples and just going crazy was the only thing you could do so ████ you go out there and people are lighting fireworks and ████ like that and then people are like uh in their apartment balconies they they pulled out their speakers and people were djing they were just like street parties it was honestly fun as ████ you kind of just forget forget about coding first that was fireworks savings
5:54 and ████ you know you don't got a firewall i don't have a fireworks experience well do you have firework savings yeah yeah especially people in my old neighborhood in l.a if i have fireworks i use it all for fourth of july and then i'll have savings well remember the whole ████ conspiracy where like fireworks were just going off every day in l.a for a moment yeah but and then people were like they're just hiding gunshots because they're going out there and killing the minorities remember that yeah yeah yeah i was wild and then the dodgers won too yeah at the same time crazy here what are we betting if we're gonna do this together yeah we have to decide on how much we're betting okay who are we betting on i believe that the rams are gonna win that's why the same regardless i would still have to bet on the rams i would be happier if the bengals one because of the story and they haven't won and the odds ever wouldn't you get paid more if you like yeah for sure where are we betting are we going to go to vegas and do this and just put it on a bet i mean we we live there so it's very easy i could call a bookie
6:45 look also when was the last time a home team actually where the super bowl was playing that only happened last year right so this is the second time ever yeah the fact that ████ l.a rams in la are at the super bowl like gotta bet on that late well plus air donald's so ████ good and i don't know if you guys watched the playoff games but joe bro got sacked so many times that i think that they're not going to have a chance against aaron donald so that's the key to victory yeah is going to be there so what happens if like if you put like a thousand dollars on the rams how much are you going to win um like 1 600. i'm with it oh wait oh if you off the rams i don't know i haven't checked that you know i said that was on on bengals once it's five are we pulling are we all pulling money together i think we should should we all put in like what 200 bucks a person i'll bet mo you i'll then know somebody right now and you guys go back to vegas put that bet in okay all right wait do we
7:35 have time how do we do it oh yeah yeah yeah we're playing time all the game just happened no the gate no the pro bowls this weekend next weekend but do they still accept bets like do they do the uh change the odds change at the closer yeah they do they do because depending on say people think i thought they had their last game they have one more game yeah the super bowl is the game oh yeah that's the last game yeah yeah yeah okay what's the pro bowl then that's not a that's like the all-star game oh cool yeah but nobody really cares when's the last time you watched a football game like honestly like sat down and because i haven't watched you know sit down and watch the full game like probably since the last super bowl you wanna know what never what about the one that okay what about the one in thanksgiving uh yeah did you watch that that's the one that i usually watch because i it's because we our family plays it and then like so like when we hang out during thanksgiving that's when i usually watch
8:27 football i see yeah it's usually the lion's plan this year was the colts i actually played which is cool and the lions played too hey the game before the nfc championships though the bills and the sheep oh my god one of the best games i've ever watched my whole life that was so crazy i don't know like because i'm not into football but then like i'm into gambling i think i'm gonna really get into sports soon because i'm gonna sports bet yeah me too because all my like man so what you're saying is you're gonna get into gambling what sport what sport are you going to do you could gamble all i know but what specifically are you do you want the ones that have bedding on them okay all of them okay i want to build my nephew sports bet with my with you know with my cousin and stuff so i want to i want to get into it with them canadian gymnastics i love watching games in vegas out in in public like at the bars like at the casino
9:18 the energy's amazing the screens are ████ unbelievable there's always a huge screen bigger than your whole life how come you don't go to the sports bed area they got those i do oh that's where you go yeah they have those couches you can ████ see those massive ████ games and ████ you see everything just ceiling mountain it's huge they are they are they do know what that means especially that one casino man best ████ right well um the best ████ is when you're there everybody next to you thinks that you bet too even though i've never been on a sports game in my life really never never i don't really i don't gamble but i'm i'm i'm because of the degeneracy of vegas and how these guys are i kind of just want to experience it with them and play around all that yeah so because they'll sit there and they're like they're like uh like yes and like oh you bet the under huh and i'm like oh no i just i i i didn't bet on this at all i'm looking are you mad at you yeah yeah it's just
10:08 like you're they're trying to get you bet the other people involved like what the ████ going on dude they're trying to recruit everybody there's bet and they all assume that you better today's video is brought to you by bombas mission is simple make the most comfortable clothes ever and match every item sold with an item donated so when you buy bombas you're also giving to someone in need boomba designed their socks shirts and underwear to be the clothes you can't wait to put on every day everything they make is soft tagless seamless and has a luxuriously cozy feel they're made from super soft materials like merino wool prima cotton and even cashmere which makes them the perfect cozy winter layers there's also a pair of bumble socks for everything that you do they come in tons of options like comfy performance socks for everything that you do and all the activities that keep you moving boom boss t-shirts are made with thoughtful design features like
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11:48 dude last night this guy this guy was so wasted at this at this bar i was i was watching the laker game because you were there and i was i was it's a great game by the way this guy got so wasted i was wearing my colts um sweatshirt and he comes up to me he's like hey you used to play for the colts huh look my name's andrew luck what's up ████ wait is that does that happen to every white guy wearing a jersey you pay for the colts huh and i'm like no no i never played for goals he's like no dude he's like i was the de i was a deeds like i know you played for the colts i was like i swear to god i never played the goals like my parents wouldn't even play high school football because i thought i'd get killed what's a d e but don't you know all the stats of the colts i'm pretty big fan you should have just like ████ mocked him and played it on well that i don't need him to think i'm a colts guy he might be so cool though yeah i would leave him alone exactly you asking what his name was
12:39 no i was too scared he was ████ wasted and i was afraid that if i kept denying him for too long he was going to try to beat me up or something did he look like he could have been in defensive end uh i think he no because he was thin he was tall but thin but he was like ten six foot six five ten six foot huh yeah so yeah he really definitely thought that and then his buddy was like hey bro he's like i'm about to knock that fool out right there i gotta go [Laughter] is it because of my story no because um remember we all played uh we all played circus circus we all played craps remember that yeah you guys came out the game hot we got
13:29 bro you guys were like but remember i'm so nervous so i lost i lost like 600 bucks in less than 30 minutes right so i was talking to steve and i was like 10 minutes i was maybe 10 minutes or less i bought him three times i got wiped out each time dude yeah and then i was like i was like i was like steve i was like did you feel anything and you're like nah and i'm like me neither i think i should quit gambling because um that used to excite me yeah to me that was like flipping a quarter in a fountain but i'm no millionaire right so it's like it's like being a ████ gazillionaire and then being like a hundred thousand nothing right because of crypto like playing 200 bucks doesn't feel like anything anymore i know but i need that 600 dude yeah i get it it's like i shouldn't be playing with that that's why you need a sports bet because there's excitement and inherent excitement when you watch something that you you're betting on i think the next
14:19 number is for me is like i have to play six figures or it's not going to be exciting oh my god it's that high so joe opens this conversation by saying he doesn't want to gamble and he's like i have to do six figures where i can't feel anything can i love this man speakers on the rams is what is that what you're saying maybe i throw my 200 bucks in with that yeah yeah yeah hundred thousand same odds bro even split at the end no matter what yeah i want you to feel good you know it's not about us yeah yeah we put it in the pot so what does it mean because i don't know ████ about about like i said sports gambling the money line total for the rams is negative 190. so if i put in 100 bucks can i see that i don't know like actual sports betting like with uh like scoring sports all right kind of confusing i get the plus right the 160 put in 100 bucks you win 160. the the
15:11 negative 190 i don't get that that means if they win we lose everything we have to pay them another 90 bucks holy ████ i thought i'd bet on that dude joe's not excited at all he doesn't give up he's a hundred dollars he's like you need to kick me in the ball so i get my ████ i've spent so much more on it it'll ████ put hair on your ass i got a lot of hair on my ass i gotta shave it oh ████ sorry no this let's really do this we're doing 200 bucks so what do we get back if we win i think we lose we're moving i think i think we get a thousand we were betty we're betting on the rams to win and we lose money because we know you can make money otherwise we're ████ there's a negative dude
16:02 dude that'd be pretty ████ is that how it works have you guys sports bet before yeah no i never did okay you have yeah have you ever been on fights though have you ever bet on someone because usually like i've never sports bet before so i would think i would always bet on the person i want to win but then you but it's now a business so you might want to bet on the other person have you ever been on the other person oh dude 100 there's so many times where i've bet on people that i thought that i really liked but i bet on the other person so but doesn't that make you feel bad because you're not rooting for your person your favorite person to lose but it's but it's like picks it's analysis that's like it's because i pick for fights sometimes so when i do for fights i look at it from like okay what are the chances this person's going what's their way to win yada yada and then you kind of break it down you take your own favoritism aside i think you have you
16:52 have to be objective with it right yeah he's good at that winning the fight and winning money are two different things exactly but then also too it's like are you playing just for fun are you are you planning to win because i used to do like 12 fight parlays and i put like 10 bucks down because when i was like 21 and i would just do that every now and then and i would hit like 11 out of 12 sometimes that would hit like one time i won like a seven fight uh parley and i won like like 500 bucks from like 20 dollars wow but it's but you have to figure out like when you're doing parlays you have to figure out if i keep picking favorites i have to pick way more favorites to get some value but then i have to throw an underdog every now and then that i think is undervalued so then i could make that worth my like the bengals right exactly about it so that mgm's offering negative 200 on the rams to win the super bowl so you win 100 for every 200 that you wager oh that's not a good roi man so it's 50
17:44 they're heavily favoring the rams yeah so we put in 1200 right now we're all gonna ████ get one hundred dollars each the question is pretty good the question is do you guys wanna win a little bit guaranteed or a lot of bit if i'm listening let's put in just go let's go ████ bangles let's go ████ bangles because if we win we being win big if we lose we ████ lose just 200 bucks i probably don't want to lose 200 bucks right now because i'm homeless but still every time joey b gets sacked i'm gonna be like god damn it hey hey but it feels good struggling together i don't know if i want to be conflicted during the game though because it's not like we're betting six figures yeah he's always conflicted though he's always betting on the other guy yeah but he's he's conflicted as a human joe are you going to be in vegas oh what date is it next sunday
18:35 oh you are boys let's ████ go okay if the bengals win what's their path to victory like how do you see them winning they have to well they have to protect the quarterback that's it if they can get the o-line up and running and actually protect joe burrow then they have a shot because him and jamar chase have an unbelievable connection like not since peyton manning and marvin harrison have i seen two wide receivers or like a wide receiver quarterback duo like hook up the way that they do and just know each other all the time yeah what are the what are the odds though like if payout odds if we if we go native 190 bengals or i'm sorry plus 190. negative 190 for the rams and then for the bengals it's it's uh plus 160. so oh so the odds aren't even that good for the bengals to win well for every 100 that we put in we get 160 so we get 60 bucks for our bet oh that's how it works 160 160. yeah we
19:26 get 160 yeah but like you know oh yeah yeah so it's either a 50 dollar win uh 60. are we even smart enough to gamble i don't think we are so i think we're showing that we should spreaders are just watching just like you guys are ████ morons well we've never done it i don't know yeah i don't know someone will teach me side bets are more funny side bits are fun okay do you wanna do funny ████ why don't we put like four grand on like the first play has to be a safety yeah and then we all we can win like two million dollars but people do win crazy amounts of money crazy the bets on those things are crazy wait isn't the math on that if we bet a hundred dollars for the bengals then they're gonna give us 165 on top of the 100 back yes whereas if we bet 100 on the ramps then we'll get 50 on top of our 100 150 yeah versus 260. yeah it's
20:16 on top of it back yeah you should get it back yeah like if you bet on rams but a very specific detail about yeah like a like a over under something like that that's called the spread so if you bet it like if you bet it's pretty tough within this point spread then yeah can you bet stuff like dr jay's gonna pick his nose during the halftime show or something yeah you could start that bet and then see if people see what the odds are i want to know the vegas odds on that let's let's be honest here most of us is our first song let's just make it easy let's not over complicate stuff let's
21:06 just bet on our favorite team go for the rams really just intro that you know what i mean and then be done with this i'm going bangles now you convinced me actually oh my god why one la two they're favored when i make money i'd rather make fifty bucks than lose on the idea hey guess who's favorite cheese versus bengals bro and guess who won yep it's not your favorite guarantee that's true yeah you're absolutely right you were 18 you eight to one just saying i want to watch the game and as i'm voting for my my city to win also feeling like i won if the city won yeah then you're not a gambler you want to feel the spirit or this
21:58 okay if the wind goes that way he goes that way joe is like solidarity oh but money boys i workshop and brainstorm is that okay so who wants the bank who wants the better the bengals right what okay which one can get me more profit bengals yeah i don't know anything i don't know i'm not connected to anybody so ████ it i'll send you to whatever money you guys are ████ ramsers yeah dude i'm a huge jared goff fan because i'm from la and i remember them so you're going to rams now i'm trying to finish my statement here is that i like them right but i also like gambling oh i want to win big oh that's what i'm saying do you want to win little guaranteed or do you want to win ████ ████ but you also got to imagine the feeling though you imagine the feeling right of like the what is it
22:48 they go by quarters huh yeah oh my god bart yeah i don't know so they go by court on the last quarter what do they go about i don't know they go by quarters yeah the last quarter do you want to be cheering against l.a it's the feeling when you're watching it right you want to be training against i don't even watch football so i have no feelings attached that defeats the whole purpose of sports betting i do like aaron donald because you wanna play and bet and watch dude you're gonna you're gonna get such an adrenaline rush when you win two hundred dollars when the bengals there's gonna be a 40 minute video of us arguing what you don't on the guy who doesn't even watch football we have to pick one before the video i think i think it's funnier if because joe just wants to bet and not even watch the game i think it's funny if one person goes bengals that's a way ████ i'll do it yeah let's go juggle bagels and then he goes bangles and then we revisit this next next otr after the super i like it and that's the best ████ i think joe just s████ on all
23:38 of our faces yeah because there's a big potential for him to ████ destroy us which is fine he's going to destroy us by winning a whole 160 bucks and i don't even watch sports and he won't even know if he won or not he's not watching we could just tell him who we think won and then he'll he'll just be like okay take his winnings and split it yeah let's do that okay i have google full go round if that's the case we don't even have to place the bet we could just bet among us literally we could tell joe about games that aren't even happening
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