0:00 he slipped and fell there's no bruises on the outside no bruises but then that's because he landed on the bed which is soft but his ribs continue to move and the ribs hurt him on the inside you know what I'm talking about they hurt on the inside I think we're getting [Music] closer on the evening of September 15th 2010 a 55-year-old man was relaxing in his room at the elegant hotel in Texas smoking cigarettes and eating candy bars that sounds like a at the same time sounds that's nasty bet it was a Butterfinger too yeah I bet you his mouth was dry however he never checked out of his room and his wife started to worry as he hadn't called her and they always talked on the phone on the mornings when he was away he died wait
0:51 who the f checks out what you mean he nobody checks out no people do check out check out like hey what's your definition checking out no one time cuz like one time I I left the hotel I didn't check out I didn't turn those cards in or whatever and I went back and then I was like hey by the way do I have to check out and the hotel person like honestly you don't have to when you guys leave and then we just know you guys are left you guys left so when I leave I just leave I never check out the only time you check out is if you want to make sure the charges are correct yes cuz then otherwise you leave they'll just charge whatever I pay for those movies yes I pay for that I grabb the Skittles you got to be careful in those Vegas ones because even if you like pick up the thing and it's like magnetized or whatever even if you put it back within the time period that they say you have to put it bag in it'll still charge you and you have to likeing double check it
1:41 you know what you do after you take it and drink it you go to the liquor store and you buy it for cheaper and then you replace it but they don't there's a timer so you have to buy it first then you go or you could be like Raiders of the you already bought it just drinking just B just drink the one you butt U Back to my chilling tail guys back to my chilling tail the body of traveling businessman Greg fenin would be found in his room with the TV still on and his money untouched around his bed were cigarettes and candy wrappers possibly Butterfinger I'm surprised he didn't burn to death why cuz when you're smoking and you go oh ████ Jolly Rancher and then this goes down here and then goes and cigarettes start forest fires in your hotel room they're very fineable a lot of stuff in the hotel room yeah if he's
2:32 covered in sheets hell yeah yeah anyways around his bed were cigarettes and candy wrappers I'm surprised he didn't burned to death maybe butter fingers and at first it was believed that he must have had a heart attack okay heart disease is very common amongst white males and he smokes and he eats butter fingers for sure yeah we're talking about a white male right here too Greg's friend Miles Martin said his first thought was that those damn cigarettes finally snuck up on him yep local police detective Scott Apple learned that the Louisiana man would head home for the weekends while during the week he'd travel for work and stay in hotels such as the Elegante or elegant I don't know how you want Elegante okay well it's in Texas right so it's the elante elante yeah sure probably the one you said yeah illegal AES now flin's evening routine consisted of smoking and eating Sweet Treats so very little
3:23 seemed out of the ordinary at first to the detective as it appeared that the businessman had tragically died of a heart attack in his room I don't think it was a heart attack you guys he got I don't think it was from the candy I don't think it was just a heart attack he got killed hot take by Nick you think it's a haird dryer in the bathtub trick I don't think it was that I think that the evidence wouldn't be very obvious Mar if that was the case wait is that where the article stops ████ up man is that where the article stops it just says he dies and then it ends there however oh see here's a Twist when his body was taken to the medical examin examiner to determine the cause of death it was found that fenin had suffered serious internal injuries with broken ribs oh damage to his liver and a hole in his heart as well as as a tear in his scrotum the ████ someone kicked his balls punched his chest and ████ made him choke on a Jolly Rancher how you got a hole in your heart though it would it
4:14 was thought that the 50-year-old 55-year-old might have been beaten to death but there were no bruises on his body which would suggest that his death was ruled as a homicide but no killer I know what it is I know what it is I think what he was trying to do is he was trying to jack off but he couldn't get in the right position cuz he's out of shape yeah so like he was trying to get in the right position so he could jack himself off and like he didn't want to like come and then like make a big mess yeah of course so he was trying to come in a nice neat little place also of course where was at uh probably he was trying to come like on the butter finger wrapper the Butterfinger wrapper and then so while he was doing that I doesn't want to get up he's not that athletic he slipped and fell there's no bruises on the outside no bruises but then that's because he landed on the bed which is soft but his ribs continue
5:05 to move and the ribs ████ hurt on the inside you know what I'm talking about they hurt on the inside I think we're getting close so on the outside it's like imagine you you you buy a fish and you cover it in socks and then you wash it in a washing machine it's going to smell like fish right no the the fish is going to beat itself up in the socks and you look outside and like no one beat up this fish but the the fish beat up himself that's what his ribs did on the inside yeah but you got you got to explain the teror the scrotum and the hole in his heart I jack off and the fallen and then the hole in the heart the hole in the heart was a romantic figurative uh expression bing bing bing no it's he was he was bending over broke his ribs trying to like suck himself off ah don't put your leg up we all know what that looks like he was having such a good time that he ████ into his
5:55 heart and he went and he was like what is your jizz like huh it's it's strong shooter huh EXC Sharpshooter what the ████ are you talking this is all cans J right oh my good excuse more than half of it dude damn caner Bless yeah and then the scrotum part he was like oh man I love you so much weer and then he bit it off I love you so much weer cuz it's like such a who says that did he say that after he comes oh I love you so much we and then he and no offense you're a terrible detective it's the ribs dude he broke his own ribs trying to suck his own dick huh yeah exactly that was better than bar no it was better than dude it was still better than the fish in the sock and yeah okay I'll take that there's no bad answers fen's Widow Susie ended up contacting Ken Brenan a private
6:47 investigator who met Ken he's so good that guy and started going through the details of the case that fenin had been killed was not in doubt but it wasn't a robbery as around aund $1,000 ,000 of cash had been left untouched in the room cuz they left $11,000 but they took 999,000 it1000 a ████ you yeah it was a ████ up a handyman who visited flin's room on the night of the 15th to fix an electrical fault also had a rock solid Alibi so he was not a suspect then what what were you going to say if you're a police officer you go into this room and there's a guy that choked on Jolly Rancher and he was smoking a cigarette and then there was $100,000 just we can keep going wouldn't you take 999,000 you might you might take a good am if I was a cop i' do it if I was a cop I'd do it oh I cracked it
7:37 you cracked the rib and crack no what he was doing he was jacking off sure everyone knows this he was everybody knows we agreed on that yeah he's in the hotel room right he bust out his Dark Knight on the wall right put his dick in it he's ready to go to town ready to go boom ████ earthquake hits okay so he's going like like this and then explaining all the ████ no bruise but all the internal bleeding cuz earthquakes usually break your ribs when you're stuck to a dark knight in the wall tear your scrotum okay right and then prob spinning upside down and then he was about to jizz at the same time and that it takes a lot of pressure and then with the earth earthquake cause a hole in the heart look I think I think we've got everything figured out except for that damn hole in the heart that one's just messing up all our theories you guys
8:27 it's a cigarette a search of the hotel room UNC CED a small indentation in the wall W which turned out to be a hole that had been filled with tooth toothpaste oh and interestingly the hole carried on through to the neighboring room oh the hole lined up with a bullet's trajectory having been started in the neighboring room and carrying on through to Gregs and if the bullet had made that hole then it wouldn't have carried on it would have carried on and hit the bed so suddenly the tear and the scrub made sense what about the hole in the heart though had been lying on the bed smoking and eating and a bullet had been fired through the wall and entered his body through the scrotum before tearing through his torso from so straight bullet straight bullet holy ████ it was a driveby shooting it was just in the
9:17 next room so there was a couple arguing pow you cheating on me ████ the B went through the Rock and while he's lying there Jolly Rancher's butter fingers jacking off Dark Knight everything you guys said was absolute F it's in there wait so did that same bullet hit the ribs put leg back up put the leg back up put your legs now this is good visual so he's doing the thing show the audience and then I can't it's going to get censored and then bullet comes through yeah and then goes right through the scrotum scrotum comes through cracks his ribs the ribs D that's the worst freaking luck ever straight line you got shot the through your nuts and then it just ravages your insides that's why you never stay had a molel 6 dude so the Bullet didn't exit yes they had a super eight it never got out huh damn somewhere in there it's in there or it
10:10 went in hit the heart and went wait did they find the he caught it in his teeth from the other side and then it stuck in the butter finger he was in the middle of yawning or busted and he was like and then it went out of that's how you go though that's a good way to go that's a good way to go those accidental deaths suck yeah man genal General freak accidents it just reminds me of all the times people are like cleaning their gun and then it goes off like not supposed to do it bullets inside yeah why would dude damn I wonder what happened on the other hotel room was they arguing was it like oh check out this gun boom you know or like check out this gun boom let's shoot it let's just shoot it at the wall
11:00 yeah oh my there probably some like some Thug dude on IG life just going like this oh yeah how many videos of that look how cool I am ████ so many videos of dudes just like yeah then it just goes off damn that sucks what a whack ass way to yeah cuz you can't even call 911 you can't even call any front cuz you're just dead in that moment probably too late Jesus Christ yeah if it made a hole in his heart I me how quick of a death that is that's why you always got to wear two pairs of boxers I think that's why you always got to have two pairs of Hearts yeah or they should just have that thing on the bed frames that goes up which things the the at the foot yeah you know how they have a headrest they should have a foot one too or like the rich people they got the TV that come up in the front yeah yeah or just Kevlar for your nuts yeah oh or cup a Kevlar cup
11:52 for getting shot while you're sleeping just the cas huh you was sleep you're smoking eating Jolly ranch's butter fingers dark KN on the and $100,000 to his left super sucks for that to happen but it is a fun riddle hey made for a fun riddle a guy died we had [Music] fun
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