0:00 Today we're honestly rating Ryan's wedding out of 10. >> Five. >> You weren't even there, dude. What the hell? >> You weren't invited. >> I know. I was sad. Why are you in this video, man? >> I was just >> 10 out of 10. The Well, nine out of 10 because uh one point off for not being longer. >> You think >> for like a different day? >> Can I take I'm going to do 94. >> Actually, I'll do I'm going to do nine out of 10 because should have been in Vegas. >> I think the traveling was ████ And also you guys made the dance floor intimidating because you're all a lot of there's so many [laughter] dancers there. It was insane and so intimidating. It was like we can't dance. >> What? You had ████ people doing ████ crazy moves and like breaking. >> What was cool about it is because everybody actually is a dancer, but they're all ████ >> not everyone there. But they're old fart dancers. Old fart dancers. So a couple
0:50 people were dancing. I just remember Dietrix coming in and then ending the cipher and just bringing people in. We were like, "F███ yeah, end the cipher." Even the old dancers are like, "No, no, no, no dancing." >> That's what cipher means. But there's people ████ doing solos and ████ So, I'm like, "Okay." >> I'm like, "Yeah, we I guess we're going to wait. >> No one's going to dance in half." But I did like that a lot of people did dance cuz a lot there are a lot of winnings where no one dances and those are sad. >> It was pretty fun. >> But I felt intimidated as ████ about dancing. >> Have you guys been to Okay. Uh I know. Look, Ryan's our friend. Anybody who's like, "Oh, you know, seven out of 10 because I've been to this other Let's just skip that. We ████ loved Ryan's wedding. Have you guys been to what you would consider a 10 out of 10 wedding? And what made it a 10? >> No. I've been to a a ████ two out of 10 wedding recently. My buddy Richard Ryan's wedding was ass. >> Damn. Full name. [laughter]
1:40 >> First and last name. ████ you, man. >> I love him >> from Black R. >> I love him. [laughter] I love him. How do you do country music the whole time? >> Oh, >> it was ████ up. The whole dance floor. By the way, the DJ was so ignorant that the whole dance floor was dead. Nobody's even ████ getting up. People aren't even going to the bathroom. And this cat keeps playing country music. It's like, can you just change it up? >> And nobody was willing to say anything? That's a whack group. >> All just left early. We're just like, >> that's the group then. >> You think it's the group? It's not the DJ. Are you ████ kidding me? >> I'm just saying it's definitely the DJ, but right after that, it's not like the DJ controls everything to the point where everybody should just slowly leave. Well, but you'd think he [laughter] would change it up, but the guy's playing Jordan straight the whole time. >> Go to Z be like, "Hey, change this." >> Do you guys even look forward to going to weddings? Cuz I don't.
2:30 >> I do, actually. Genuinely, I do. >> I hella do. >> If it's a good group, I do. >> I don't. ████ Even if I love >> I don't go to I don't go to weddings by obligation though. Like, that's different. >> Yeah. Even if I love the ████ out of this person. Yeah. >> So, you didn't like >> You don't want You don't want to experience That's why it was 10 out of 10, though, cuz it was actually one of the first weddings where I was like, you know what? I kind of am like excited to go. >> That's right. >> Yeah. No, nothing to the person. It's just this. It's almost like being a hater cuz you don't like ████ restaurants. >> Okay. Yeah. Yeah. >> I just to me like >> you want to eat dinner at home. >> Yeah. >> No, I understand. Look, >> weddings are just a It just feels like I rather hang with you in so many different ways. Yeah, >> if I was to be with that group of people dressed up to the nines, >> I would love a different set of things that we were doing on the on the evening's activity >> such as
3:20 >> versus like, you know, needing to be I mean, of course, we love to see love, you know, but like you you know, it's all the same stuff. It's pretty routine. It is. Yeah. >> It's pretty traditional for your classic modern American wedding. You're going to see the same ritualistic like, you know, ceremonies, cocktail hour. Yeah. All the stuff there. to the cocktail hour all the way to like the dinner, the speeches, the guard toss bouquets to the blah blah blah. You know, it's it's routine. And at the end of the day now, it's so routine that I feel like people feel so pressured. >> That's the routine. >> Entertain and turn it up or change it up or be viral or social media this or be trendy versus like what the ████ is just your life's dream or like meaningful to you guys? Cuz like the authentic, which is what Ryan's wedding was, was smack. >> That's what it is. It is just the authentic ████ that you guys are. Share it. That's it. And that's what it was.
4:10 It was the cheesy ████ formats, dude. And then like >> cheesy format. >> Like I don't know. I mean, I enjoyed yours cuz I got to go to Hawaii out of it, you know? >> And it was 10 minutes long. >> Yeah. And then we just all hung out and we had funny stories, right? But like for most of it, it's exactly that. It's this corporate ████ cookie cutter. First we're going to do this and then we're going to do that. And then they followed a format, but it was so real with a bunch of quiet ████ gracious husbands who are like, "Yes, darling. Whatever you want the whole ████ time, right? Cuz that's the rules. Yes. Yeah, we'll get that that cute ████ table ████ Whatever. 30 grand and that's it. >> We'll get the Chargers, whatever that ████ that is. It's plates, by the But also it's it's maybe because um man I got to ████ prep and think about what
5:00 I got to wear and all and then doing all that stuff and then it's like man it just brings back memories going back to church and ████ >> Yeah. >> And and you're just sitting there and it's it's usually hot and you're just in this uncomfortable off it >> and you you know you if you don't know everybody at the wedding you're just kind of on a table with some ████ [laughter] losers and ████ >> I was there with Nick and ████ Tiff. I was like stuck. [laughter] But because we don't have that situation where a bunch of people are going to get dressed to the nines and be forced to play and do different unique activities including a dance and a toaster or whatever. That's why I ████ love weddings >> cuz you get to drink. >> Cuz we Cuz we have to. Yeah. And there's open bars and you get dressed up and you do see people that you honestly would not see in a long time. >> I love that. >> Can I saw K? >> Yeah. >> And you you tell them how why he kept
5:50 deleting footage. >> I was like, "What the ████ wrong with you, man?" And we met uh Leanne >> nailed it, >> right? >> She was awesome. >> Kenza, >> she's been watching for a long time. >> Oh yeah. >> Like star struck. >> Yeah. She took a minute to like just be a regular like nice person, say hi, and then later on when the vibes were more chill, come up be like, "All right, look, I've been wanting to say this." And then just like drop on you like how much she's been watching JK and stuff, you're like, "Wait, >> I didn't know Hela Kes were Steve heads." genuinely had no clue. Whoa, no, I'm not even kidding. ████ K just kept pulling me aside and being like, I love the way you ████ roast Anthony. I'm not even kidding, you know. I'm not kidding. He was there for one of them. >> He was there. No, I can't believe how many Kenjas actually ████ love the work that Steve Green is doing on JK News. [laughter] You know, it just gave me a little bit
6:40 of hope. I was like, "Oh, yeah. We're cutting through this ████ dancer community thing." >> You know, you know what it is? I think most of the weddings that I get invited to are from people I'm like, "Why are you even inviting me?" And I think they ain't got no friends. I see. >> So, they just have a collection of people that they barely know doing this ████ gimmicky ass ████ And they have break into a ████ dumb dance number in the middle. And then there the wife is like, "That's the only day she going to have any attention." So, she can't wait to act like a celebrity. And the whole time the people watching is funny, but I'm like, man, I ████ took three days to do this ████ right? But if it was any one of our friends, it's so different cuz you actually know everybody and then but I would say most of the weddings I've been to was more that than this. But I don't know about you guys. >> No. Yeah, for sure. >> Right. >> Yeah. Always. >> And you love going to weddings still?
7:30 >> I like going to weddings cuz I like to I like to dance with my wife unless I'm too intimidated to go to dance cuz um you guys are so good at dancing. But that's what made Ryan so much more special to me because I think like everything was so well done. >> It was No, even the ████ we're sitting there eating dinner and this guy's got PowerPoint presentations like ████ he's got his own ████ head doing that DVD bounce thing where we're waiting for the corner to hit and just stuff like that that only Ryan could do. It was great. >> And he really put thought into like seating us around people we're close with. >> Exactly. And he put thought into like putting us on Skid Row but not completely on Skid Row. >> So we're reminded of why we ran away from LA. Yeah. >> And why we live in Vegas now. >> Have you guys been to a lot of like really cultural weddings though? >> I want to go to a Indian one.
8:21 >> So dude Indian I've been to one of the uh So there was a time where I used to be B camera filming. I used to get 250 bucks on a Saturday to to just shoot the second cam. Not the main stuff, all the pickup stuff. you know, you just eat the the meals that they provide you. You jump in like the limo in order to get the random shots, blah blah blah. You don't do any of the editing. You just dump your footage at the end of the day. You go home, you're done. 250 bucks. I used to do this for like like 2, three years or whatever on the side. And then, so I've been to a lot of weddings, like a lot. I've been to like ghetto weddings. I've been to like fancy weddings. I've been to Indie wings. Been to every ████ culture. I went to India wedding one time and I was like, "This is some next level s███." Number one, there's an elephant. >> ████ yeah. What >> a elephant? That's crazy. >> Not that crazy. There's elephants all in every state and every zoo in California.
9:11 >> I never seen them at a wedding though. >> No, I never seen him morning. >> Okay. Anyways, second of all, right, they had like the way that just culturally and colorfully. >> The way that they dress and then like the type of flowers and petals and drapes and the the color is so pro cuz we can go to a wedding now and like everybody's in nude and beige and >> boring. By the way, >> not to call anybody out, but there was some ████ at this wedding in white. >> I was like, "What the ████ Am I crazy?" >> Well, they did. Well, they did say don't wear black, and I feel like when you do that, you might get But yes, you don't wear Don't wear white. If you're a chick, don't wear white. >> There was some ████ there wearing white. [laughter] >> I thought it was ████ up. >> Don't wear white. >> Can't wear white. But dude, it was like and like they they're constantly just people walking around like the it looks like the china like the the decorations,
10:02 the the incense, everything. It was just so like you're really in a different universe experience. It's one of the most beautiful types things >> and they do it for weeks, right? >> However, on some uh Momzilla bridezilla ████ I've never seen a crazier Momzilla than an Indian woman. >> Really? What' she do? >> Dude, >> she killed a guy. the the levels of yelling and things needing to be a certain way. I just never seen it. I'm not saying the entire Indian culture is like that. I just never seen a more intense Indian bridezilla. >> Does she got a nose ring that connect? >> No, not the bride. Sorry, the mom. >> But dude, does she got a nose ring that connects to the earring? >> No, no, that's Xerk season 300. >> In in your best Indian accent, can you scream one of the things the mom would say? >> Your best one, please. Um, [laughter] >> your best one.
10:52 >> No, I can't. I can't. I can't. >> Okay, Steve. >> Jason Channy, can you do it? Have >> I? Do you? >> Yeah, that's pretty good. >> That's not much of a scream. >> Say this. Uh, scream this as loud as you can. What the ████ did I tell you about the elephant being so small? >> What the ████ did I tell you about that elephant? >> That's good. >> Hey, to me it's being so small. >> That's pretty good. That's pretty That's pretty good. >> That's what they sound like. [laughter] >> That was good. That was good. ████ go. >> You think that's okay? >> Can I get the lamb vindaloo? >> Good space work. >> That's cool. >> Joe, what was uh Ryan's wedding out of 10? >> 10 out of 10. Oh, I said nine out of 10, but I bring it back to a 10. >> Jenny, just kidding. You weren't there. >> Can we stop being so nice? >> What are you talking about? >> You want to critique it? >> I'm going nine. I'm going nine, too. >> No, I'm going >> cuz I think the dancers on the floor intimidated the people. >> I'm saying 10 out of 10. ████ you guys. >> I'm going I told that he hit me up. He
11:45 asked for some and and I'm I'm I'm sure it's circumstantial with the venue. >> He asked about Rex. Remember you were with me with the alcohol >> and then we're like, "Bro, just go >> hook it up. >> Just go Kirkland with it. If you're going to go and you want to be affordable, but you need to stay quality, go Kirkland with just don't go like like Jack Daniels or something." >> But he did. >> He went Jack Daniels. >> Did he went cheap on it? Are you the guy? >> Wait, is Jack Daniels good or bad? I don't know ████ >> No, it's the cheapest. >> So Anthony is the guy who goes cheap on things, but he's calling Ryan out for going cheap. That's crazy. >> You know my alcohol. >> I go cheap on things so that you know my alcohol. So So I can afford my alcohol. >> You think it's like 6 out of 10 then? >> No, no, no, no. >> He's saying 5.5. [laughter] >> Well, well, five is passing, right? >> I got to bring a point down. >> I was looking forward for that cinnamon roll dessert thing. >> Oh, >> and then there was something else on the
12:36 menu and it never came out. >> No, it came out. >> It did. >> It did. It It's It wasn't It wasn't as much of a dessert thing as you thought. It was just like literally a little tray of like like many little s like almost like you >> did you eat it all ████ Cuz I didn't get one. >> Yeah, full took like eight, ████ >> That's what ████ happened. Well, nine point cuz this fool stole it all and I didn't Shouldn't the dessert make it on your plate or they put it somewhere else and you >> No, sometimes it's a dessert area. >> Shouldn't the photo booth person come to you? >> No, dessert comes to you. >> This guy ate the whole dessert. [laughter] They didn't even save some for the table. >> [snorts] >> You go to a restaurant, the dessert. >> The tables were cleaned when the dessert came out. It was that late. >> They stole my chocolate, too. >> They stole the hell of chocolate. >> I had chocolate there. >> Me, too. >> And when I came back from the dance, my chocolate was gone. >> Thankfully, Nikki pursed one of them. >> All right. 8.5, dude.
13:28 >> 8 going 83. >> 7.5. Cuz there's no paramedics on site. >> Why? Why? Why? >> I don't know why he didn't have a medical response team. >> You should have. Cuz we're by Skid Row. It's a medical emergencies. >> Yep. That's why I didn't go. >> Is that why? Or because you didn't get a ████ invite at all? >> I >> just like Jason Chenny. >> Congratulations. Um, Ryan, >> it dude, it was honestly 10 out of 10 is the best wedding I ever been to in my whole [laughter] ████ life. The best wedding I' ever been to in my whole ████ life. It'll It was a transformative experience. I'll never have a better wedding ever. >> I got to tell Hannah, they actually came out with dessert, but Anthony ate it all. >> Why would you eat all the ████ eating all the dessert? Just >> eating and dancing. Snooze you lose. Snooze you lose. By the way, dude, shout out Kenjas. I love you back. [laughter]
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