0:00 [Music] welcome back to the careful boys where we're very careful boys this is how careful we are we are so careful that we are diversifying everything yeah we're just trying to bring the worlds together so if we vote equally both sides doesn't that mean we are equal yeah yeah we have two presidents this is a true democracy we should have two presidents really why don't we have four presidents why not a council like in star wars we should have four presidents that's why they call them forefathers right dude that's the best part of star wars when they go to the council yeah dude and yoda's in the yoda's in the middle you know what i mean all the jedi i missed the center with a bunch of naked 70 year olds with togas on oh yeah what senate is that dude oh like ancient greece oh yeah yeah oh or or they wanted to ████ the oracle
0:50 yes i know what you're talking about that's deep but yes talking about the matrix no the three hundred these are on three hundred if you're talking about ████ young people you gotta put on the right hat yeah wait wait wait trump knew galen maxwell put it back put a bunk they all know if you hate minorities put on the right hand and and epstein see how we forget epstein like that see how that happens that's true leave it hip-hop okay yeah yeah hip-hop oh my god this is the first episode of live at the trump tower jk news here we go special edition special edition we had to do this because steve's ████ ass made millions of dollars on crypto so i refuse to come he doesn't want to come back and we we we listen to the comments and the comments were like you
1:40 guys are nothing without steve and then we're like well maybe we are yeah nothing without steve [Laughter] you're right you're right so we gotta ████ do all of this burn all of the money left in our account to get the best suite at the trump tower thank you but you said you know what we're going to troll trump and then we're going to get biden hats in here okay yeah because we need to equalize everything tom's on the golf course right now he's feeling it dude yeah he's feeling that ████ he's like oh i can't believe a bite and had his inside of my ████ towel jake just got me [Laughter] we got him dude we got another sick bird big time but a part of me felt a little bad because i don't want to troll that hard so i said let's let's let's make this eve even that's good man it's crazy the hats came with the room they came with a suite when you buy a 200 yeah you
2:30 get you get a bite in hat and uh make america great nothing beats making a point with a really neutral stance it's kind of funny because even though we're making it even for some reason i feel like the red ones weigh a little more as far as when you wear it it stands out more does it make you feel more racist it doesn't feel even it makes it feel more powerful though the red one it's a very vibrant red though yeah this is very neutral i want to start beating up immigrants like asian senior citizens no no no that's another one yeah yeah that's that's that's a difference that's kind of this that doesn't even require a hat yeah i want to start talking about how i want to help all the immigrants but really i'm just trying to use it to ████ a chick at the bar [Laughter] i don't really do anything except for going to a voter booth so yeah that's where i'm at uh it's gonna work too i think so well
3:22 what's new with all of you guys i haven't seen you guys during the the whole break i quit jk it was ████ epic uh like one month off ████ what's up okay okay so your life is better without jk it was so great how's your life been thank you for quitting during our vacation because then we didn't have to shoot it's a coincidence yeah i mean we did you for a couple of days when you were moving to vegas i didn't know yeah that it was going to be vacation i thought i was making a bold stance and quitting um but yeah so you haven't even thought about us since you quit uh no no no i mean bart lives here i hadn't seen you the whole time oh yeah it was just it was a busy month anyway because we everyone's doing christmas ████ and also new year's ████ but um no it was fun it was it was it's funny how i quit um you know while i was moving and i mean it kind of fell
4:12 together perfectly because when you quit we had that last week yeah of you without uh you know yeah and and a lot of people believed uh or they no they didn't believe they predicted because they're so smart they knew that you're completely quitting know i had quit yes i kind of think they're right the fact that anyone ████ believes anything i say anymore actually blows my mind well it's you you sell it very well though well thank you you have a very straight face it actually it blows my mind i've heard i had a gay face it blows my mind that people believe anything that anyone posts yeah you know i mean like everyone curates their ig right so when people like say stuff like even when they're like oh my god oh oh oh like like you know they'll be like oh bart and julia relationship goals i'm like how the ████ do you know we could be fighting every ████ damn i hate her ass we might be on the board uh verge of the divorce oh that's true we know we know a lot of relationships that look perfect i'm like don't don't ████ believe what i say unless i'm
5:02 selling something that it's 100 true yep other than that don't ████ believe anything that i said although all the ████ weights in this gym are hella fake yeah fake ass we were there we went to go check out the little plastic ones that float on water all of bart's political beliefs fake as ████ dude bart has bubble gums dude he doesn't have real guns what's a bubble guy it's all synthetic bro [Laughter] you guys are much more creative than i am yeah that was good i thought it was bubbles coming out of my guts dude that's honestly i don't know so how do you like the vegas life steve oh man it's you know what's crazy uh i i've been pushing to come to vegas for a long time right like that's 2017. in 2017 i was like well because it's part of my my plan with crypto cash out i was like dude i gotta cash out in vegas stays on taxes and ████ but then like actually living here like being
5:54 here i i obviously came here a bunch of times and like stayed in like where where we actually live like a couple times not not going to strip just having my own vegas experience off strip i know there's a lot of vegas haters out there but dude this place is like i feel like i found like a secret hidden gem that people don't know about especially where we live like it's beautiful i feel like it's like the altcoin that's gonna go to the moon that no one knows about yeah and i don't even know why people hate on it do people hate on it well here like what's something someone says it's usually people who live here but they but they live somewhere that i don't that sucks i think so like you know i mean or at least that i've seen like i don't know that i'll hit you i'll hit you with the objections this is what people usually say but your guys's vegas experience is because you guys are millionaires and it's so sweet to be a millionaire anywhere in the world that's true that's what i'm saying yeah that's what i mean you're right because
6:45 you could be like making a quarter mill a year in la and you live in poverty versus if you live in ████ oklahoma or some ████ dude i was just telling this to anthony last night because you've been staying with me right i was like i was like you know what for the first time i can actually see where my money is like like when you when i lived in la i don't see my money when i walk when i get out of my car and go into my apartment or like you mean like your taxes and all that where's my property tax score why is there a hole in the floor right yeah exactly what why is my place this way if i'm spending this much on it because we spent a ████ ton of money on our on our condo and i'm like you know it's fine it's for la it was like a nice size and ████ but dude for here i can look around see exactly where my money is there's no money everything's clean everything's big yeah i got a pool it's like it's just crazy dude it's honestly great but what about the haters that say they go there's nothing to do here what are we going to do gamble
7:36 bro the strip is 15 minutes away what if they say i hate take a helicopter go see a ████ grand canyon in 15 minutes you can sit back that's millionaire ████ though bro ████ steve that's the 100 ████ everyone does it steve literally has a helicopter pad next to his pool he just hasn't painted the h on it yet yep all right so one of you like are you know modest like 30 000 a year kind of guy yeah what's your deal it goes even further here dude it probably is even better honestly that's true if you if you make like middle class money or if you make lower income money vegas is still better because the prices of food gas like everyday items is cheaper groceries i remember going to the grocery store i'm like we have hella farms in california right it's closer why the ████ are the groceries more expensive in california
8:27 when it takes longer to deliver to vegas you can't be bringing that logic into this conversation okay fine i'll tell you i thought we were keeping it emotional but it's dry dry as ████ i hate that ████ that's why i live in hawaii top 10 reasons why somebody should live in vegas i have to say that took me about a month like my hands cracked like the first oh it cracked yeah like my uh my knuckles like because your hands are already wet in a dry weather yeah yeah yeah for sure that's why you're human i thought you got that from like moving or something like well i did i i cut my knuckle while i was moving but it split over here like because of dryness yeah isn't that isn't that like nikki has a bruise right here no because that's because i heard so she she cracked that's this that's what this steel chair because she fell down the stairs on one part of her head [Laughter] the top 10 reasons why yeah top 10 reasons why you should live in the oh there's so many there's so many good
9:18 restaurants here that obesity is oh that's there's too many good restaurants and everything and it entices me to be fat right okay that's vegas exclusive by the way there's too many beautiful women and it entices me to be cheating all day okay and not only it's only a drive away to get legal brothel hood that's true so then i could be a bad boy legally brotherhood at all costs weight is legal here we do horn in city limits or it has to be outside outside of vegas county cloud county is the the thing i'm a bobber wait outside in clark county yeah and then so if you just go right outside clark county it's a county law yeah then you could you could step over the line and do whatever the hell you want over there there's a city called that's a couple hours away that has the
10:08 bunny ranch and the chicken ranch and they have what's the chicken ranch a brothel i was at the vadara recently yeah and me and nicky were staying there this is what we were while we were moving um or while we were in the process of signing for our house which is you know the best part about signing from my house is i had never seen it until the day that we got i still gangster which is what the realtor guy said he was like in all my years i've been doing this for 30 years i've never had somebody sign for their primary residence having seen it the day of you just trust nikki's vision i trusted nikki but more so um you trust vegas i i have wanted to come to vegas since 2017 right when when all this was going down there's just so much going on in crypto i didn't want to step away and miss anything because like there was just so much going on so so because honestly and nick you know this actually anthony and you know this joe if you step away and you miss say an
10:58 airdrop or something like that you could miss thousands of dollars so it was during one of those times where i was like dude i could i don't want to get chopped up on this so ████ it you go ahead show me video all that stuff and then we had our friend ray come out and he i trust him too so i'm not i wasn't worried about it but the day i saw it i was like damn i can't even believe i'm gonna get this house so it was that easy and it's cheaper than your la house cheaper than l.a and it's bigger by like five times it's so much bigger and it's in a gated community yep it's tight and a helicopter pad and a free trash can and a free yeah that's a park trash can it was a park steve has a park commercial grade commercial why does it have a screw lid on top you can't take the lid off you can't how do you change the bag or i don't know who brought it in there i think it's just for garden clippings and ████ well how do you get the trash out i don't know i think a park ranger comes
11:48 and empties it yeah a bear it's part of your hoa dude the guy comes and he ████ clears it up you gotta flip it upside down and screw it from the bottom he's gonna vacuum it out all right reason three why vegas sucks too many casinos i could lose all my money i'd be saving a lot of money but i also spend a lot of money too much prime rib everybody technically i think you're on four but it's all good four oh i did the hot girls in the brothel yeah the other one is the air quality is better so you live longer and then which means that you don't cherish life as much i heard it's hot for for two months you've been here through the summer yeah that's probably gonna be the worst part uh yeah there's a week that's like 1 15. pretty bad it's pretty crazy but i lived in the valley that's why i was used to that we we had that same ████ so i was already there yeah that's what that's like whatever if anything the weather reminds me of my childhood because i
12:38 grew up on the east coast and like the east coast in virginia i like living in hawaii better though you look like a virginia versus virginia that's the do or die hawaii versus virginia oh vegas yeah i also sound like they they really make vegas sound like it sucks these all sound like i feel like if you grew up anywhere you can make your area sound like it sucks yeah true what do native vegas people say as far as why they don't like it ████ tourists they just spent too much time here i hate san diego because i grew up there well our barbell photographer is from vegas and he's been trying to tell me as if like steve would tell us about the next big coin he was like honestly i don't know why people don't move here that much i'm like for reals why is he whisper like it's a secret it's like cause it really doesn't want people to
13:28 come here and drive up prices right honestly i love whispering anytime you whisper it sounds so much fun you would like tell me you would tell me things and i'm like yeah yeah yeah i vape this works i'm like ellie till i die right i'm like nothing's better than ████ l.a until i started coming here more and more and more and more i'm like dude i think what he's saying is kind of true well you're also like this is my forever home now yeah and then you're like no this is my forever home forever home only means a year yeah it's only every year that's my definition i don't know anyone that's owned as many brand new homes as bart has brand new brand new builds how many people have brand new homes three homes in a row but it's not brand new if it's a year old so he's got to move into a new village yeah he got old after the year he's like dude he's like this is old as ████ how do you find brand new homes in california yeah you don't you go to riverside you gotta build it yourself dude
14:18 not in l.a no yeah damn ellie's a wastelander but you know i'm sure i'm sure it's i'm very new to vegas obviously right but i've been coming here i mean me and nicky this is our number one place that we came to like year for years like we came here like three times a year oh so it's like an easy transition easy transition yeah it's just but and it's it's just it's just beautiful man i'm really excited about it and maybe maybe that will wayne who knows but um i i uh like i have romantic feelings towards virginia because i got ripped out of there when i was a kid you loved it there i loved it there but then i had to move to san diego and i hated it there i felt like i was like in prison when i moved there yeah because i got taken away from all my because in virginia you can tell people you're not from around here are you but then in san diego they probably are they are yeah yeah exactly what's what's your biggest pet peeve about san diego like what do you think i just spent too much time there i was there pick some though pixel escondido you ever been there dude
15:08 yeah trying to get to san diego it's like a ████ ant hill is it close to the beach what does that mean no it's like it's like 45 minutes are there ants san diego probably has the best weather in all of the west coast it has great weather i i think san diego is like if you just want to chill and not worry about nothing as far as surprising weather conditions if san diego is the place to be yeah that's a retirement area it is retirement where you go to dive you got a sleepy energy to it i don't enjoy it here's something that sucks about vegas if you're a graffiti artist there's nothing you can really do here you can't battle anybody because it's all blank everyone just respects it a little bit everyone just respects just covered up right away too they do a really good job of that if there is any graffiti let's just like cover up graffiti games well who does the best cover just flat paint eggshell white look how well this matches
15:58 what do you guys feel is like the best local thing to do in vegas then because i know vegas from a very touristy i visit this ████ type of spot but like when it comes to like living here you know you guys mentioned you guys have not you barely even go to the strip right my favorite thing is done the nature so there's the dancer what do you mean no like red rock so that's a national forest or a national park he's a forest it's uh it's uh no there's actually a forest in there really yeah so if you go to red rock it's like 10 minutes away um and then there's lee canyon where you went snowboarding there's a ton of trees there um it's like a big off-roading outdoors like adventure town okay so i would call that a negative what's your positive there's one oh no going to red rock going to i mean checking out all these different i mean even just go in there to like they have a ████ imax movie theater in there and ████ so he's talking about red rock casino he's talking about red rock the rock
16:48 i want to go to the rock i've seen the rock it looks beautiful and stuff but i'm chill and then i turn left into the casino thing yeah but the nature is dope because you could go on hikes and there's no graffiti or whatever versus like eaten canyon you can go on hikes and there's no dude go to eden canyon they're like why is there ████ griffin bro don't talk ████ don't talk ████ about my ████ hiking trail yo dude i've been glad since i was five bro it's my idea it's a great contrast of like art on the wall which is graffiti and then ████ i enjoy eaton canyon yeah all right ████ ████ well if you like it then you like it then don't go to my red rock is that some very family man ████ though you know what i mean i see how cute that ████ is you know what you're a curated instagram you and your ████ family all nice and well i've been doing like nature and like that kind of stuff it's just cool i'm able to bring the family along with it yeah but i seen the behind the scenes it's all fake dude he just throws ████ tiger hey ████ be cute and
17:38 ████ chill shut the ████ up ████ pose like a mom and ████ and then he's like joe take this ████ picture we're a happy family and i'm like okay he's getting abused too and he's like what are you doing watching tomahawk spider-man you're spider-man toby maguire your spider-man is toby ████ mcguire and then it's like i love my family on instagram i love them you promised you'd tell me a new type of story what's the most interesting i've been waiting for this you said you were going to tell me i'm good they're kind of boring that's it yeah let me see what's the next he's trying to keep steve around dude i don't know the last milestone steve starts falling asleep as he does well he has to be like what impresses me and we're out of time [Applause] [Music]
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