0:00 what about that guy from that show you that you like that Colleen likes but only when he's in that alen rman he's always smoking cigarettes he's wearing that hat he was in Oppenheimer Blinder he looks so weird he looks like a trans woman [Music] Murphy welcome back to careful boys today I want to tell you a story so last night yesterday we're all just kind of you know everyone's doing their own thing nobody's said JK yet Bart sends a picture out of nowhere and says see Sydney Sweeney is ugly do you agree who's that Sydney Sweeney so so everyone everyone everyone thought everyone thinks Sydney Sweeney is hot here and I was like no I think she's ugly hot it's just I think it's just her body and like so this is the
0:51 debate sorry I'm a little my I don't know she is ugly hot she has her an I think I think it's because she's like a pretty goldfish and people they see the eyes and it's a very divisive like eyes you know some people are like yeah I think it's like fermented food right some people love it some people hate it you you know what it is about Sydney Sweeney her name Sydney right yeah yes she just looks like she's crying all the time I like that though that's my maybe that's what it is especially cuz Steve does the foot on the head thing with mascara running it was a candid UFC camera and then I was like see guys and Bart's like aha Bart immed Eureka I got it I saw I figured it out ugly hot ugly hot like we haven't texted about anything in a while and he just po see guys it's ugly hot it popped up on my
1:41 explore page and I was like I knew she was ugly hot so you're exploring her yeah nice so so Gio cracking into this you agree you yeah she has her angles like I don't think she's like Angelina Jolie right where she's like hot but she's beautiful in a very unique way see look at this other picture of her but her body isn't hey maybe potty the body what about that a Sydney Sweeney that's her in between that was when she was on hands hand man tail whatever it is convenient though that you sent that picture and it doesn't have her titties in it at all yeah show the whole package bar yeah that's like taking a picture of a girl's ear and going ha see she's not hot Anthony sent this picture whoa bro it's important to judge the Sydney s every body judges that's not even her
2:31 real titties it's not it's so small those aren't her real titties no y yeah they're way smaller they're so small why are they so smaller in real life way bigger it looks like it looks like a deep F or something I thought you were different good say one more thing go yeah she thought you were gay yeah I wasn't thinking that but I like that that's where you went first of all she like I thought you like is there such a thing is there such swe looks hotter here okay that is is out of context is that really her body though or we don't know no it's not how do you know she's never had nude leaks yes she has you looked it she's in a show she's bouncing around all all over the goddamn Place hey I'll find it no I like the idea that Joe's going to argue this and I want him to argue as far as it can go how are you so sure and how are you f there's videos of her bouncing you know what's crazy
3:21 this ████ happens there's a picture of me uh in a bikini that I took years ago that they did that where it looks like I'm naked and I was like what the it's a ████ deep fake it's like that so I buy it remember Euphoria where titties are all pretty sure she was naked yeah Euphoria well it grew after everyone was naked it grew after I know women's titties can grow are they real you like soy milk you think yep OHA yeah she's ████ drink she's drinking supposed to make her titties I don't know or she just has a push-up bra dude she takes it from the cow she's only doing soy dude she might be wearing better bras these days but I guarantee you she grew from that time yeah I guarantee it but that time you said it's not even real I said her titties are too small to be what it is today what does that
4:12 mean they're discrediting her can wait to see what the next 16 minutes of this video is going to be it's going to get good dude don't worry no you're looking at ████ stock markets no I'm not I closed the window cuz it wasn't working both make him horny he's over it no Sydney Sweeny Bo on a scale to one to 10 oh yeah her boobs are way bigger you're right see how hot is she how hot is she to you guys but that's like push-up here she looks really hot yeah she's talking about this one can't get her goddamn titties on my computer man oh that is your personal one yes my my HP yeah yeah you don't want to do that you get a virus for sure I think women can have a range of looking like anywhere from like 4 to 9 oh the same woman yep yeah yeah I agree I agree but I just judge
5:02 him at their best like how you go Michael Jordan you don't judge his worst games you're like what did he accomplish you took a candid picture of her that isn't her best and then you sent it over yeah that was a little bit hypocritical there no he's just trying to have you guys see what he sees cuz he's like uh that's that's her best in my eyes that's what I showed you that's what I see that's her best that's why even at her best she to me is still ugly hot on my meter you know what I mean she's naked and sff and stuff she's wrecked so like oh her boobs are huge her her boobs her best in my eyes is still ferment is still fermented food like you said how did you come in so hot saying there are no leaks of her sounding like a ████ internet geek yeah he did you were like there's none there's no leaks there's no leaks what's that yeah how did you come in so hot it's not a leak if it's it's not a leak oh that's really
5:53 nice yeah I give her 10 we'll go 10 it's not a leak if it's from a girls range is crazy they going from 4 to 12 look at this ████ dude it's not a leak if it's in a movie that's a big boy right there that guy's head by the way that's not that's a big boy he's 6'5 dude it's not a leak if it's in the movie how's that a leak it's professionally done oh I guess everyone was just saying that her boobs are online and you came in hot saying like that there's none I looked everywhere I did I hired a pi he like what's safe search why do you have to turn it off it's not real so he's still it's not real cuz it was in a movie and also by the way no one knew about her titties during handmaid's tale or all the other movies that she's made no one's ever was like nobody knew nobody was talking about she was a handmade that was like
6:43 fully covered in that one she had sex scenes I only knew about her through Euphoria that's all I also found out about her through Euphoria yeah but then when the debut she when she de debuted her boobs was SNL wait no no she was an Euphoria getting bounced all over the godamn that's her thing that's her thing she was known for her titties nobody knew her until SNL nobody knew her titties till SNL you tell me that she's wearing sweaters and ████ Euphoria and ████ no SNL's when she debuted her titties SNL I officially don't trust Joe's pop culture and all Joe's like she played a Supreme Court judge in everything she was in yeah have you watched Euphoria no why you look at me like I'm ████ is wild dude you see the face yeah you dumb no I who watches that show and ████
7:33 everyone so oh my gosh you guys bad taste show made that show made me not want to have kids really yeah cuz it's so crazy I tried to watch handmaid no but you're down to have a boy though right that's what you're saying you're down to have a a boy I'm down boy yeah handmaid taale isn't a show to show titties dude that's that show's a bummer have you guys ever seen that show I can't why heard it I saw the first like episode and I was like I'm good dude I think I know it was already crazy on the first episode yeah cuz it's just like everything's dark you know no titties like like we okay we're not trusting him for shows either what's with that now too show I I heard that show the boys aren even showing no titties are showing dicks and butts all the time I'm out the boys superhero it's the liberal agenda dude it's ruing all I couldn't get past like episode four I can understand that but I it's too brutal for me I don't like I'm a little wh I enjoy the brutal
8:23 stuff when it comes to superhero genre because it's like that's how it would be like if we really had superheroes or like or super humans if you will it's like ites or dudes with superpowers yes like if Superman catches you at high speed your is going to break your neck like that so why do they need a dick in it then exactly yeah why do they got to put butts everywhere why they got to to make it fair it's for us gays Joe appreciate it okay we we want to feel represented love it love it so they just throw a dick out of nowhere they have dicks all over that show was there a dick I don't remember there are many dicks in it there's actually one episode or or in their spin-off uh gen V or something like that I forget what where that black dude actually died recently actually died yeah he died um but uh they they have this one scene where a girl her superpowered whatever or her Quirk is that she like gets really small so dudes want to take advantage of that
9:13 from a sex point of view cuz they want they want their dicks to feel big by having like a little woman on it and then men are ████ weird animals no hear them out continue weird animal and it's a scene where like like ████ another dude similar stuff like goes into the Ure like that but then when they like accidentally grow it like splits them it's it's wild ████ so is it like Indian in a Cupboard but it's a girl Indian in the Cupboard just like Indian in the Cupboard absolutely a throwback that's how I heard about it that was like a viral thing apparently like the dick exploding thing but that's crazy because imagine like I think as a concept if you can laugh about it in in a writer's room I totally get it but then if you have to be like a CG animator who spends hella time like doing that that's bananas what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if
10:04 you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never relased director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the resp responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details that's like the guy who edits gay for but he straight he's like ████ but he gets paid 10x more yeah hopefully gay for pay I wonder if you got to get paid like significantly more for those types of scenes I mean you I would assume if you're an editor you ask for more cuz like hey yeah that's like crime scen cleanup you're not just a regular cleaner no you just got to see
10:54 dick all day been there dude you got to learn the anatomy of the of the penis that's probably the hardest part and you have to keep the story do you think when they hire the editor they write gay preferred oh probably yeah that makes sense or just like an affinity towards dick animations oh that's clever way of talking around it yeah there it is probably a hot job listing but yeah the gore of it is actually very entertaining because if you're like if a show can make me go like this I'm like effective you have a penis that's why if Gio watched it she'd be like I don't care about that yeah I don't get it but she knows the whole anatomy of a dick like she just said so she's got an appreciation I can close my eyes and know where the veins and all that ████ is yeah but you only know the uncircumcised a boy but when it grows it's ████ nice L Quan y let's see it grow that's why I always wondered how come on the
11:44 shows when they show dick is just a dangling flaccid one and it's never hard I think when it's hard it's a pornno so it's not allowed I don't think it's allowed is anybody watching House of the Dragon no we tried and it just went ████ bunkers really fast too much butt in this is this isn't too much of a spoiler in the most recent one they did show ████ uh random scene with head like hard dick like a girl but did you not watch ████ Game of Thrones though sucking an actual dick like there's a hard penis and girl giving it head didn't watch Game of thron you can see the lip around a sausage you saw G of holes told the holes that one's tight that's you don't remember when daer targ was sucking off the ████ the master guy I've seen all those phos it's not the same oh okay but she sucks them off it was really light in the room think so come Drago it did look like her costume got cheaper she got raped by a Minotaur
12:35 was he a Minotaur yep yeah he's he has horse leg did you guys watch the goddamn show I think we're watching the different I don't no we watch he has horseshoes yeah but yeah it's the concept of an erect penis actual or or people are getting sucked off on Game of Thrones huh gu start watch you never watch Game of Thrones dude I saw the first I he's like there's only titties now that there's dick I'll watch it the way it ended I was out dude I'll send it to you I got the real link Steve got the links I tried watching House of dragons too and I I was like dude everyone has white hair it lost us well then like a little girl then like the next episode she's like all grown up but they don't tell you she's grown up so I'm trying to figure out like is this a new house like what the we just got invested in one character and all a they switched the character I just felt betrayed by the first Game of Thrones is it one of those things where you had to know like already like you read the book and then you go oh you like you it's
13:26 helpful it's definitely not as good as Game of Thrones not even close yeah but it's still like solid for sure I'm not going to do no reading okay I can't listen to British people talk for too long I start falling asleep everybody hated on the rings of power but I'm excited for season two The Lord of the Rings one everybody hated on it yeah everyone did hate on that was it cuz everybody was a different race I think everybody hated on it more because uh number one it's not it's not as like loyal to the books because it's an interpretation of like a an archive of an appendix I hate when they do ████ like that yeah but I mean that's the whole point right with different mediums you like create like no I want you to do the same ████ over and over and over again doesn't like the Multiverse that's what she don't like dude I want the same ████ over and over but then like do it with like black people instead of white and then mix it with like yeah that' be
14:16 sick change yeah ████ lesbians yeah do snow white but like with all Asians snow Black Snow White with all Asians might be pretty snow yellow yellow snow they play sleepy really well dud they do grumpy really well sleepy with what cholos like actual like me like little Chinese kids dude little Chinese kids they're just Factory workers yeah yeah my name is Jeff that'll be cool Snow White with white supremacist a that was the original it's the OG one my bad so going back to Sydney Sweeney um I can't believe you sent pictures like that bro I'm very disappointed picture it's different it's a dude chat of course that's what goes on in there this no was at work when I saw that bro that was crazy you got to understand what we're talking case evidence here to fight for a stance that we believe no that means
15:07 you had to look at a lot of different naked pictures of her you literally saw all of the exact same photos right now not because I wanted to it's not to you didn't walk out the room did you I tried you sat there comfortable and watching with spectacles all right I'm very Saed I'm heartbroken Anthony I expect it from you're like I know everything about his dick when it Rose M but that's my husband dude yeah and she is my imaginary wife oh really yeah absolutely is she number one for you in Hollywood who's number one Nina okay number two then okay number two you ████ ████ teacher's pet number two you ████ ████ go she's number one right now but what's going to be who would I genuinely ask a hall pass for yeah okay let me think about Joe you first she's number one
15:57 right now but then I don't I only know her upper half I need to see her lower she sent it to you she didn't no not the lower half no like we don't know what her booty looks like you don't know if she has booty no I don't I don't know what her if titties are that big can't you just forgive maybe you want it all don't you I think you could maybe maybe but I need a at least a little bit a booty a little bit she probably has a little bit Yeah I think she's got she doesn't have a long back try new her body was like nice on Euphoria I wasn't like damn she's got an ass but I wasn't like whoa that's awkward did they show her ass on Euphoria I mean you could see her like she's her whole butthole dude yeah she was skinnier back then she's expressing your butthole in the key scene we just talking to in diet I don't know these
16:48 days in Hollywood They Don't Really highlight the women no saying show dicks everywhere I'm more in love with Timmy Timothy uh what's name sh pretty boy he has such a like Unique Look yeah especially when he has that little thing in Dune little dude is so ████ good I couldn't get through it I didn't watch it it's a good ass movie hey the new TV show looks like it's going to be bad no there's Dune show a dune TV show that's coming out watch it Dune 2 came out it did it was so good D Messiah I think is already in production he was he was writing the world or like the writing produ creative production dude I love that whole world Dune world yeah justan ████ that's probably why you moved to Vegas [Music] huh Dune y sand World who's the hall
17:38 pass Anthony who's the hall pass all around the room damn that's a good question poor the new news I think I'm a classic guy so you know basic ████ kind of ████ so maybe like an anad armis oh okay that's not even classic that's one of the new chicks but like it's like classic Hot from the new Bond movie right it's not like yeah it's classic hot it's like very clear like anybody around the world could be like how do you know all these celebrities I don't know who she is it's a dude chat Gio that's how he know oh wow she's beautiful she's new bro no but no when I say classic I mean classic CU she's not categorizing the old name yo she's gorgeous CL Beauty Yeah Yeahs like old Hollywood for being gay you're have good T of course can I ████ her afterwards she's oh I love that question no I think she's beautiful especially with the darker hair yeah she's not at the same time though yeah not at the same time at
18:29 the same time not to but if like that was the only option to have her and it had to be at the same time I'll do it blindfolded Joe who's your hall pass right now it's sey Sweeney just now just for now she's the flavor of the month yeah do you think she says yes too she remembers the size of her breast like to the ████ millimeter yeah he defends her man what Jose I've never seen him in love like this yeah cuz I hate Hollywood people yeah well he always s████ on Britney Spears like we about Spears that's what I said about Brit Spears too I think she has kind of down eyes Down Eyes Down and Out eyes yeah down sad during that time I was more team Christina Aguilera but for her Artistry I didn't really want to ████ either one of them genie in the bottle I missed genie in the bottle when she went when she did Dirty I didn't
19:20 like the dirty version yeah she got runchy like the Mulan Rouge one yeah yeah yeah fast Shakira was always hot then though Shakira is hot still hot dude Shakira Shak she like doesn't I don't really like her ever since she got caught for evading tax yeah she doesn't pay her taxes I don't like that that's a turn off I know that that's ████ up disgusting to me Nick who's your hall pass Nick who's your hall pass I think growing up hi Berry did wasint bro as as a as a Teenage young Nick dude forgot and James Bond dude pretty F we're talking about now Nick who makes you horny now now yeah I think I would with Hal Berry bro I would go with h Berry John Wick halberry you know what I kind of agree with uh you got to have her now at her age she's hot in in John ████ you guys I I agree with
20:10 Nick thanks St thought process because um something I realized I think is just probably because I'm getting older mhm where um Style no no like so I think Zenia is hotter than uh Sydney Sweeney absolutely but like she's prettier is that what you mean here and they're young though but because I'm but now I view the Stars like they're kids yes so it's so weird now like I think Timothy whatever is like a beautiful man but he's young it has to be with the chicks that when I was a kid that I looked that so you wanted to be jail baited kind of cuz cuz it feel like even when I watch even when I watch the NBA now I'm like look at these kids playing basketball yeah it's weird it's so weird now I wanted Karma kmen Electra to ████ touch my balls when I was watching
21:00 Baywatch like I saw that uh I saw the tennis movie and I know like zind is probably what she's like what 25 or something she's a baby dude but when I've seen her yeah well when I've seen her she the same age dude yeah yeah I know but when I've seen her at the ████ tennis movie where she's like banging everybody I was like this is like this is ████ really that's what happens in yeah dude she get DP up that's the reason why everyone wants to watch that movie yeah yeah yeah that movie giv F about she did reverse Caro on one guy and she stuffing in her mouth with the other guy put a whole hand in there to wrist in a very key pivotal scene a real a real moment a real mid so so who's your Hol pass in Bart I got to think it has to be in that era say Gio Sayo just say I got to be honest I got be honest Gio what about you so I it's the same that era was beautiful dude I used to watch Italian job every day when I
21:51 was in Middle School Even Mad Max she was gorgeous oh yeah yeah she's still gorgeous oh yeah Charlie Stone's probably top you can cover and she's htere that's hard you could shave her head and she's hot top off her arm hot as ████ monster come on dude I guess for me it's still just going to be Jason mimoa dude I get it no other dudes has come out to be hotter so like beforeand it was probably like um maybe like Brad Pit what about Tom Hardy no he's got weird fingers Brad Pit weird fingers what about that mother shut the ████ up what about that guy from that show you that you like that Colleen likes but only when he's in that alen rman no ████ you no you I know what you're doing no remember that show he's always smoking cigarettes he's wearing that hat he was in Oppenheimer he looks so weird he looks like a transom woman Sil Murphy San
22:41 Murphy he's a gangster no he's a gangster but if you look at his face that F be looking like James Charles and ████ he looks too much for me he's too much you don't like it he's he does look like a makeup influencer Murphy it's Tommy Shelby who's hot Tommy Shelby is an attractive character yeah but the that still looks like he got lip fillers would you ████ him if he's in characters Tommy showby he looks like he's like dying you know what I mean like I like a I like a sturdy person they do have a Great Depression body they do they do so it's not attractive okay none of them dudes are really buff on that show they're like yeah like for the era how do you feel about Henry caval oh okay so the reason why Henry caval has a good place in my heart so I read a lot of like these fairy fantasy like a backstory
23:31 dude story so everyone so my ladies are going to relate to this if you've read aatar or a game of a court of th Thorn and Roses there's like a ████ six book series and ████ um and it takes place in the era of like the monster Slayer whatever ████ show he's on where he has like the white hair oh yeah yeah yeah the the video game one the video game one Witcher Witcher The Witcher Witcher yes so like a you read that stuff of course bro you read fantasy yeah I think we're friends more no we're not I think we have to beat her up what those books um hey I'm a white all right um but yeah so because of those stories they like equate certain characters to that they think would look like him and I'm like oh yeah I see that hey chill dude but outside of that character see cuz girls get turned off of turned on by
24:23 personality that's lame dude I think she's talking about his giant muscles right now and stories giant mus did you see him as Wolverine my AC joint's kind of ████ up I last D I saw Henry caval as Wolverine and I was like he could ████ me that sh was show me don't Henry Cav is Wolverine it's a little it's a little teaser it's a little he's never going to see the ████ movie literally ever in his I am the new Deadpool dud he's reev to go watch it no we're not we're going to sign some w n dude St will watch 300 first day on Earth watch Pretty cartoony oh it's at the end of no it's not at the end let's go watch Deadpool with taica wait a minute I think I found my hall pass see is that him yeah that's him they made his uh oh dude how'd you pull this up so
25:13 quick okay my drive damn he's ████ swole as ████ that came out like a week ago but hold on hold on let me show you the the best part which is his this part damn I feel SW as a ████ ████ me he can ████ me as as much as he wants tricep bro he look jacked brother that was a tricep like he had four eggs in there try me am I right it has he has to be Wolverine though Wolverine for me too for me too he can't be like Wolverine was hot remember Wolverine yeah yeah yeah very hot yeah very hot so hot have some pizza my tattoo you didn't think that one could go for 20
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