0:00 and then the next day I remember Brian telling me like hey my mom said I can't be talking to you and I was like dude I was like for what for just like you broke into my house he's like surprise I'm in your house I've been in your house doesn't matter how I'm inside I'm been in it smart Quan dude [Music] smart welcome back to careful boys today we're talking about a time where you unfortunately were forced to ditch a friend oh ditch a friend yeah like ditch like you know no longer be friends with all right well I remember I really wanted to impress my cousin right and uh when I was a kid you know when you have friends like and then there's older people in your group they don't want they don't
0:50 like your they kind of they're like you're lame why don't you dit your friend so uh we were playing and what we decided to do was go in the bathroom lock the door jump out of the window and we went to go out to play while we left them damn I know just like that yeah that's actually kind of fed up dude it wased up and then so he was at he was at my house just waiting he didn't know where we were but you know that's a very literal ditch yeah we ditched them damn yeah I feel bad you brought you brought a repressed memory dude like I feel like a terrible human being now pretty sad dog yeah wow and I didn't want to do it but I think I F I wanted to impress him so and I was like yeah I'm a part of the cool crowd you had to kind of to save yourself damn dude otherwise would been two people in that room it would have been you you would have been the one left behind the I wonder if he W like was wondering why did both of them go to
1:41 the bathroom anyways yeah I had one of those how old are you I was a kid man I was probably like in second grade second grade like third grade second grade second grade second grade day the second time mine was I was 10 um and I felt I felt really bad after your hat too my hat Steve I was like what the ████ I was like's like no I was thinking of my story I was like wait what hat was I wearing in my story I thought he was watching my childhood like on my forehead why you go see my movie I see little 10-year-old Bart with a s█████ hat and I'm like man ████ that I tell you could see your flashback no so I was 10 um we went to uh oh you
2:31 guys might know this area but on Carmenita and Aria yeah there used to be a stationary store there it was called like fars or some ████ I think it's called fars but you could buy like you could buy like a cool pens and pencils ████ laptops whatever calculators stationers yeah yeah yeah going to GameStop yeah you ever KB Toys but we loved going there to steal ████ I don't know why we love to jack that place all the time so me and my me and my whole street we would like meet up and we ████ Jack fountain pens cool metal pens whatever so me and one of my best friends at the time his name is janesh is this Indian douch Janes I recently reconnected with them but we went to the store together under the impression of we're going to steal a bunch of ████ and then we're going to leave so we're just in there walking around and we're wearing baggy clothes I I jack like a
3:22 organizer like a planner some ████ pens all kinds of ████ he did too and then we're just like oh okay cool we're done shopping we go to the front of the the store he's a little bit behind me as soon as I hit the store it goes be cuz you know like the little sensor things mhm uh that that they put in between stuff so it set up the the store alarm and the guy that was there he's like freeze and I look back at janesh and I give him the look like we're going to ████ book it and then I booked it and I looked and the door swung open closed I look back and he's still there and the dude grabbed him a grownup and I'm like ████ so I I run run run run and as I was running I hopped a couple of um like people's backyards just to kind of throw off if people go like oh where where did that kid go they were probably not even chasing you after that they they won't
4:12 be able to say like oh he went down this street fugitive yeah I trying trying to throw off probably like ah he's gone and so as I was hopping homes I took all my ████ out hidden in bushes and stuff and then I was like ████ cuz my bike was chained to the front of the store oh my God so I was like ████ I got to go back get the ████ bike son of a ████ ████ and then um what ended up happening is um you change change your clothes no cuz I have to go home which means I'll probably get my ass beat like where the ████ are you so I go to the store I go back to the store and that's when there was cops there m and then uh the minute the cop sees me he starts sprinting after me at this point I don't know what happened to janesh I started booking it again I actually outrun him I did the same strategy you came back I went back into people's back guards and all that ████ picked up the ████ put it
5:02 back in his pocket I just hit I hid in the bushes for probably a couple hours cuz like ████ I got to get my ████ bike and then uh finally I went back uh I went to the back of the store and I was trying to look through like you know like some stores from the back it's glass and it's glass in the front so you kind of see everything that's going on and I was kind of like waiting to see like if everything died down um but I guess the police still riding police report or whatever and then um the door swung open and this guy just comes and grabs me and pulls me and it was the police officer Fu wa boom locks me to the chair um I'm going call your parents right now whatever he knew you were going to come I don't know probably my stupid ass bike was there on were you were you trying to get your bike and then he saw that so the first time I went straight to the front of the store to get my bike cuz it was chained to you remember those old school like newspaper
5:52 dispensers it was chained to one of those things those are hard okay I can't go straight up I got to go from the back you don't want to come back at night time when the store's closed well cuz if I come back too late my mom's going to was your ████ bike and then she's going to whoop my ass so I'm trying to like rock in a hard place type thing I'm like if I can get this bike get caught by the law or caught by the mom the law if if I get the bike back in time either way you're ████ then I can pretend like nothing happened you know and then um he end up calling my mom when my mom comes has to pick me up she comes home whoops my ass but the whole time I'm still just thinking about janesh I'm like what happened to him did he get locked up you never seen him or nothing I still don't quite know what happened but I I do remember a huge wedge was between uh me and Jan's friendship because I think from that point on it was and and the word on the street was
6:43 Bart's the guy that ditched him like when ████ hit the fan he was the guy that but what are you supposed to do he got caught what were you supposed to do come back and kick him in a nuts so he could let him go like we never went jacking again damn it's crazy he's still in jail man it's crazy he's a real estate agent though did you get charged with anything did you have to go to juvie or anything like that no I I didn't they just called my mom and then they I feel like this was like this was like in the '90s where I feel like a lot of stuff wasn't so official it was more like don't you ████ do that son okay you it's going to M to and then like my mom comes you see this kid take care of it's like a lot more like Community almost yeah that's true a lot of cops did do that back in the day we keep these off the books but I see you again life like that's more effective in some way ████ if you didn't go on to rob houses
7:33 yeah yeah you graduated pretty good I feel like when you're 10 like cops don't want to ████ really write a report and do that ████ it's like come on yeah cuz is 10 even old enough for J that's embarrassing as a cop too that's like you what did you do today I caught some 10-year-old stealing ████ soda bu yeah like the fountain P notepad what a Los or move it's like oh seriously kid a nerd anyway were you you really were doing that I think he's trying to study hard I don't think you would have got you for stealing and running away though you get it for like if you stole and then you try to fight the the guy there you know but even then if you're 10 yeah they're not going to do sh they can still intimidate you like you took a stapler and put a ████ stap on the guy's forehead like yeah dude like I was scared for my life though like have you ever heard a cop running after you with the the like keys and like was he a f i
8:25 watch a lot of cops I don't know at that time every cop looked like the universal Soldier to you when you're ████ like '90s cops when you're 10 years old everyone looks ████ ginormous like they play football how come '90s cops look all like special ops and ████ man they they didn't have recruiting problems no it's because 90s cops you were 10 the benefits are better too that's also true they all look like Goldberg and ████ they're like holy ████ no cuz now isn't this the case in the military too where they they lowered like the standards for whatever the ████ it is yeah for you to get in uh you know what I mean so I think I think it's because of recruiting problems with police forces it's like that cuz I remember um I was at this burger shop down the street and there was all these Sheriff like deputy sheriff and they all look like children and I realized I'm 40 and they're like 22 oh yeah so they got
9:15 baby faces I remember I was a kid I don't know I remember there's a cool kid who moved in the neighborhood he's like an older guy named Derek he was older than me so he's like 13 and I'm like 10 you know so I'm like dude this guy's like pretty cool it's pretty awesome and he taught me about wrestling so I was like really under his influence I was like oh wrestling is the coolest thing ever now cuz Derrick likes it right and then one day Derek and we this went on for like months and then one day Derek was like hey Steve come on we're going to go to Patty's house and like my my buddy Stanley his wife his mom's name was as Asian Stanley Asian Stanley yeah and he's like come on we're going to go it's raining right now we're going to go to Patty's house we're going to ████ mud clot her her um her porch and I'm like why and he's like cuz it's funny dude I'm like all right betrayal hey what's up guys just in case you've noticed some of
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10:55 want to get my hand it's funny if it's a cartoon but I so I didn't help him do it I was just watching and this is where I learned what guil by association means because Pat can see D doing this ████ out the ████ window she immediately calls Derrick's parents right and calls calls Derrick's mom calls my mom and then by the time I get home thinking like no you know none none's the wiser and also it's mud on the stairs it'll wash off or whatever whatever I was rationalizing my head my mom let me ████ have it immediately I had to go out there and wash it off with a hose and like scrub it down or whatever that's a good mom oh yeah good yeah and then I learned cuz I was like I didn't even do anything I didn't ████ do anything I was so indignant about it I didn't even do anything she's like no guil you're just as guilty as him cuz you were there you should have ditched them you should have ditched him right guilt by association and that's when it's a good time to learn that I know right but then uh then I had to kind of
11:46 yeah slowly distance myself from that guy cuz like my mom was like he's a bad influence and ████ like that you'll be smoking cigarettes by the time you're 13 and ████ so what happened to that guy he would have been my friend yeah definitely he I don't know what happened I think he reached out got to me like I don't know like 10 years ago or something like that but so he's he's alive that's cool he's alive how wait how old you how old I was 10 what did he call that activity vandalism yeah no what did he did he have a name for it like we're going to go like mud Up vasia Mud up Patty's porch yeah mud Up Mud up Patty's P what grade is uh 10 years old like fourth very Virginia I want to say I was in like yeah third grade fourth grade fourth grade yeah oh I got I got another one my memory is coming to me this one I felt really bad cuz the mom
12:36 made me not be friends with the son their mom their mom so I was 14 or 13 as a freshman in high school I would go over to my friend Brian's house all the time super cool parents would like if we all went went out for dinner they would always just pay for me and buy me dinner whatever so I Fu I was like we had a really close relationship and Good Rapport and then one day I was supposed to go to his house and um no no one was home and I'm like oh what the ████ what's going on so I was like okay like I I don't know how to like break an inner so I went into I I went upstairs I climbed onto the patio and then I checked for all the windows so all the windows downstairs were locked I went on top of the patio to Mom's master bedroom and I was like oh this one's open opened the glass door popped the screen off went inside close the screen close the door and I was like I'll just wait
13:27 inside the house and then and when they came home uh the mom opened the door and I'm just standing like in the front of the hallway I'm oh hi Mrs Kim she was like get out and I was like oh ████ what the ████ I thought I was going to be like oh hey Bart with the the the kid that we always eat dinner together whatever I thought it was going to be like that but she's like chut out and I'm like oh I can't hang out with Brian today no and I was like whoa this is a big overreaction Brian's mom's tripping yeah and then I remember walking all the way back home um and then going what the ████ just happened and then the next day I remember Brian telling me like hey my mom said I can't be talking to you and I was like dude I was like for what for she like you broke into my house and I was like but we I've had sleepovers I've
14:18 been inside your house so many times I was like I've literally been in our house many times he's like surprise I'm in your house I'm like we've had pizza parties we watch movies we we slumber parties and I'm like I've been inside your house so many times and you steal ████ with me too we used to go to the mall and Jack stuff together so like all of his like we've been stealing I'm like yeah and I I was so sad that's what a funny misunderstanding to think you could just go in someone's you said me kasaa I been in your house doesn't matter how I'm inside I'm been in it smart Kuan dude smart what do you guys think ████ up how casual he is no yeah I get it with kid brain ████ yeah cuz I've been in the house already 20 times I did
15:08 the same thing but I just didn't get caught yeah I did the same what should I have done break go to his room you go to your his Brian's room and the wait when he for him to come in and go I'm in here yeah yeah are you sure you'd still get yelled at no the funny the funny thing is to leave something for your friend to find later so he doesn't like no one sees that you were there that's creepy dude you still do that ████ now yeah dude I know R has a key to my house or something I have I have the ████ Cricket thing in my car and every time I see it I get like PT as dude every time you leave here you probably check your bag huh oh like ████ what's here bag I will I didn't leave this piece of paper in here Ryan did this to me the kid who's uh the when I said I did do that I did it with a friend uh we We snuck into our other friend's house and we just like filmed video there's like a video of me practicing breaking when I was like 14 and I'm practicing in my
16:00 friend's house whose parents and him don't even know I'm there what the ████ yeah because he had a lot of space in his living room how many people were inside it was just two people just me and my friend like we were just practicing at his his house but then that friend uh whose house we like basically did the same thing open the window just went in but that friend is a friend I had to ditch later because he had progressively became so dorky that my other cool friends would be embarrassed by him and like it was kind of sad because like he's actually like a really genius very talented individual but he's just socially just kind of like dork and like he did two things that were like really bad one was uh we we all went swimming like one of my friends got a one of those above ground pools that was like a circle you know those like kind of out in Norwalk so we all went swimming and then this fool came
16:50 out in the speedo which none of us had seen before tight and we were just like damn that's like this is when you first get introduced to like things being gay we were like 14 so gay he's he can't be your friend but then but then he didn't register it as being weird at all so we're like oh he's got to go dude and then um you know one the one of the gayest things is the the swim cat over the goggles I remember like going to Asia and you have to wear those in the public swimming pool I'm like dude this is the gayest ████ ever but you go fast though you go fast it's different in Asia though cuz again if you go into a place where everybody has to wear it it's like different the whole country is gay yeah the whole country's gay dude this dude whole swim team's gay dude got me there the second thing he did was after that he was already kind of like in on thin ice and then we went to Stonewood mall there was like five or six of us everybody of my other friends
17:41 at the time is like athletes or they're just like cool kids and then this dude was like a guy I brought in and he had uh shown up to Stonewood mall with like a suede blue dress vest and no shirt underneath oh no what and then he had he had this thing that was like shaped like a Walkman but it had had a speaker on it so the music just goes out and everyone just ████ hears it and he started he was playing Macarena and we were just walking through the mall with this fool and he didn't think anything was weird about that you guys should have beat his ass no this guy was ahead of his time that was your duty to beat his ████ he didn't think it was funny either he just thought it was normal he wasn't like hey vibing it like moving and all yeah he was just like like yeah but he didn't think it was like a bit you know what I mean he's a he's a star that's what it is some people are just Stars you know this sounds like Prince or something just like you know that when that dividing line happens with like when
18:31 cool people and then like your friends get into dork hobbies and then you like your friend just starts showing up to set like wearing like cash onesies from Amazon like just like two-piece jumpsuits yeah but that's when like we had to kind of like or I had to kind of just stop inviting him to ████ and then uh and then I saw him again the day that we were filming party rock anthem on the universal lot he was there cuz he worked for Universal at that time no way bump in the Macar no he was he was just like an eccentric weird dude but I think he found his place and he became like he had a really like good job there did you guys catch up like d yeah we caught up in stuff but then like some people that are that eccentric like but you know belongs somewhere else you know what was really sick though is like I think ditching him was the better move because I never had he never had to face that
19:22 what he was doing was weird and he would like change you know what I mean like it was better that we were just like we're not going to hang out with you cu yeah we didn't shame him we didn't unless he like felt ditched I don't even know like the butterfly effect ████ where this happens and it goes through some other yeah because like his personality when I reconnected with him and stuff he was just as weird but it made sense where he worked and what his creative job was I'm like dude if we had stifled that and been like n you got to be more like us and like get cool you got to wear undershirt at least yeah yeah that's why like from there I'm like oh ████ like I'm glad we didn't like make him lose his like spark you know you know how many Sparks were lost by being called oh probably all of them I know hey that's like that's like us in uh boy talks what is that that the ████ is that called boy talk you know what I'm talking about no hell boy talk
20:12 suspicious you ever play Sonic the Hedgehog and you get hit by something and you use all of your okay yeah that's getting called Gay when you're that age oh my rings work so hard for him not that it's cooler but he also was never gay like he had he got married has a wife and everything he wasn't yeah so we could have ████ hurt his feelings pretty bad cuz he would have been like I'm not gay that's weird not homosexual like gay cuz he he wasn't like he he sense of humor wasn't like that at all so if you called him gay back then he'd probably be like they are accusing me of being gay
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