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Is Childbirth Actually Harder for Men than Women?

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0:00 [Music] welcome back to another episode of careful boys today we have three women with us and we also have three guys here so what we're going to do is uh we're going to argue over who has it harder during child birth men or women and no matter what you have to take the side of the men subin because actually been through it easy all right let's do it is this even a conversation can we kick him in the balls and see which one they feel is next your body will never be the same do you know your vagina just rips do you know that you can't go on a trampoline and you have to tinle every time our Liv Gina to your butt it's just ripped do you know that sex is never the same you can't eat fish you can't have sushi for 9 months no you literally like you can't you can't jump on a trip all the time you have sex you

0:52 have sex you all the time over and over and over we get it no I can't play games anymore you that there's no playing games anymore like this is rough a big part of his life now he can't play you can play them with your you can hold the baby with one and like sit here you shouldn't put any kid in front of monitors or gaming screens for until they're 1 years old 4 months you say this now the peanuts 4 months already my fiance has a four-year-old and he said that at the beginning too but eventually you're like just take the ████ iPad just take it just need a second well obviously I mean when it comes to that point yes but now don't get him stuck to it yeah don't get stuck to it but for child birth yeah what actual the birthing process how was that for you dude that was so rough no no uterus no opinion I had to hold the hand oh sure

1:45 it's rough for men to see the person that they love go through the most I think through yeah besides the joking part that was the rough that was like the hardest thing to see my lady like cuz she said she didn't want to go she didn't want to do was she all natural bir all natural ████ all natural and we only it only took 7 hours total W good for her since it start yeah that sounds so long well I know I know there's like people who do like longer 7 hour natural that's in like 7 hours of pain for the whole process since the water broke it was 7 hours that's short then right the like soon as the water broke it was only like 4 hours and then the push was only two push one two shot right shot right out but we really had a good doctor I'm not even going to lie

2:35 that doctor was on point but seeing her in pain was brutal I was just like yo ████ this let's just put that harder than the pain itself probably it probably was did you see it like I saw I saw the whole thing I saw the whole thing just making eye contact with the I saw the whole thing the whole process of how she did it and like I feel like if someone was giving birth on the street randomly I could probably help out I saw the whole thing step by step and remember it GP and everything like the head popping out everything I saw almost passed out towards the end it's not gross I just I don't think I would experience that point of view personally if I'm giving birth I can't see something coming out of me want like a a monitor I like just have a mirror you don't want you don't want an Oculus where you can see that side I have an Oculus so I guess try download that one

3:26 just hook it up to CCTV yeah can't wait to do that when I get home no I don't even want to look at it when it's nice down there I don't want to look when it's angry down there that's I don't want to see a giant baby come out like out of my giant baby look it's beautiful at the end of the day it's beautiful and this is why he's the one with a beautiful child beautiful yeah dude it's beautiful because you're like that's why it pisses me off when when these days when people the dudes go like Oh I'm a woman now I'm just like what how is that why harder because what the girls go through what the girls and the women's go through oh because they don't have to go through the stuff they don't have to go through those things and they're trying to claim they are that's what that's that's so hard for them probably mentally to feel like they're one way and think we should just

4:17 ask a male seahorse and see what they say because they have to carry the why is the male seahorse just the female seahorse I don't know why yeah D I don't get the ████ when I first learned about that I was tripping out why don't they just switch it there's no rules to this thing is that a wiener yeah I don't know huh oh yeah was yeah maybe does he have maybe he has wiener he's a wiener it's a long vagina dude scientific maybe he's the maybe he's more abusive oh yeah first of all shout out to the ladies you guys are so strong and so awesome you guys can literally create and hold babies in your I was trying to find I was trying to find an argument for this but I I don't really it's very difficult like other than like being there like what can a man do to make it yeah I try to do everything possible be a doctor be a doctor yeah yeah if you're not a doctor then I mean

5:07 here get out the s████████ part the s████████ part is you can't do anything about the pain yeah that's the in your in your wife's case where she didn't want to take and also the beginning week of baby coming home is like you can't do ████ really besides the fact that she wants water and stuff like that she has to be up all the time bre feeding and then you just feel bad yeah your your job is to support her in any and every way make it as easy as possible for her any any and every way but then you sometimes you just the hardest part they still have to take that which is horrible and that's just after like during pregn like you have morning sickness your feet grow like your arch just goes away feel like you're just uncomfortable the entire time Cal goes away fat well the weird part is like she she missed having the baby in there she

5:58 missed oh I remember feeling every part of you and then you're just like why the ████ would you want to go through that again a lot of women have the postpartum depression too yeah that's real matter yo shout out to the ladies though you said you're an Aaron you never want to have kids I mean like if it if I like find my person and that happens like I don't think I'd be upset with it but kids have not really like been on my radar probably since I was in college oh wow so you've kind of known for a long time that it's not like I mean like I never I never was against it like I always liked kid I grew up with like you know like brothers and sister like I have a brother but like we have like a very close sisters and then like I'm a niece and nephew like you know like I grew up with kids but I just I don't know like they were never really like on my plan yeah like if they happen like I'm really not mad at it but it's not

6:48 necessar like you want to be a mom yeah like I think I would be actually I think I would be a great ████ mom I think you'd be I think I'd be a great mom just doesn't Define who you are but I just yeah like if that happens cool but like I don't if it doesn't it's not yeah if it doesn't I really don't think it's the honestly I think the thing that makes me sad is the most is because I know my grand I know my parents would love to be grandparents like I I genuinely know that like they would love to be able to do that just because like I like you know like they fought but I had such a good upbringing like they're still together so like I got I got that cool thing with them so that's probably the only like aspect is that I know that like my mom would probably love to be like a little grandma Yeah I think that's the I do I put the same pressure myself because my parents are older and I'm like oh man I would love for them to have a grandkid before they go but then they've never once rushed me no they

7:38 never ever have myself I'm like yeah no they never they never made me feel bad about it and they were even down here just to visit from my dad's 65th and like they even made a funny comment about how they have a couple of my baby things my dad's like we don't really want them do you and I was like well Dad like not say no and he was like I know but just like your mom needs to hear every now and then I was like sorry Mom a like again like they they're really supportive honestly like I was very lucky like they're they're very supportive if their daughter wants to do acting and his down here has no money so they're very sick so proud my mom asked me if she wanted her to be my surrogate I like what what the heck I was like for a while that's another level though I know I was like what the ████ I was like I don't think that

8:28 that's viable womb she's like what I was like I don't think that's like habitable womb to her face Dusty musty and they're like she's old your baby's going to come out old Benjamin Buton I was like if I get a surr she's like well you wouldn't consider it I think we could bring us closer together I was like you are closer together sick lady like Mom we're already so close that was weird old your mom's creative dude well I told her I was like yeah I was like I don't know it' be cool to be able to afford a surrogate kind of and yeah she's like I was like are you ████ with me though I think she might have been ████ withbe but if it's your own mom is that common am I being like I I've never heard of that never heard of that someone in the coms be like they do that all the time I'm like oh I didn't know I've never doesn't mean it's

9:19 okay yeah I don't know if I'd like that angle I don't what how do you feel after the doctor told you just to have a kid to cure your endometriosis what oh my God really yeah okay I was like well you know in our studies having children typically tends to you know alleviate the Endo so just have a kid great oh cool cool advice like okay I'll do that next week pretty sick doc man no let me just get fully stable yeah maybe I mean there's a good chance he was like trying to make a a joke there but I think that his execution was poorly executed maybe you shouldn't make jok if you're a doctor talking about end he to like ABC it but like he did not close on his always be closing yeah no I don't think he read the room your fa alone was probably like the

10:10 ████ dream was always being comedian jokes whereever was he Asian oh he's white asan oh yeah I would like young or old that he was like have a kid he was like how how old was he yeah like was he like estimate maybe in his 40s oh so not like like an elderly just being like have a kid it's fine not like a grandpa Vibe where he's like I think you're like a grandpa being like have a oh no that was like really bad at humor the answer to that situation for anybody yeah like take on this yeah that's probably not advice you should be giving as a doctor how cool though if you were a kid and then or like how cool if someday your parents told you hey you know why we had you it's because I wanted to get rid of my mommy had OE in her uterus on her uterine

11:00 the kids were like can I make it better like yeah came right back yeah that's bad yeah I don't think doctors should be making jokes period you don't think they should be allowed not even like a little not even not even a little man not even on the like off the clock what if it's funny though what it's it really funny funny cuz we listen to doctors and they're serious it should be serious news only oh okay so you don't want a doctor to be like oh your baby's you're ill ah just joking you know I mean like would you be pissed if your doctor joked with you when the baby was born he was like oh it didn't make it oh my God that's a joke he's like this is brutal man I'd probably go to jail just joking yeah 100% I go to jail that day that's just that's just a

11:50 lie yeah that's a lie that's dude talk about and then he's mad that none of you are laughing he's like whoo tough crowd in here exactly probably Sue that bill in your insurance can youe for a doctor making a joke like that yeah you're a ████ doctor you so many things practice or some ████ that's a pretty messed up joke huh horrible from your brain so so child birth overall would you say rate 1 to 10 difficulty for you as a guy in compared yeah how many points how what was it what SC scale of 1 to 10 how hard was it I mean it wasn't really hard for me but I give it a seven seven wow dang seven points over a woman no it wasn't it wasn't hard you mean talking about the

12:40 literally giving child it's harder for guys than girls yeah no it's it's harder for girls no it's not not today no it's hard for girls it's a stretch there's no way there's absolutely no way that we could even it is a stretch yeah yeah's no way there's actually so what okay you guys know who uh Jason Kelsey is Jason Kelsey is like professional football player he's like K's brother his brother yes yes yes so there's like a kind of like this funny thing that went online is like when his wife was giving birth he like like you see him like uh just lying down on the couch that they gave him provided uh at the hospital and he has like his own personal Fanny just sleeping cuz he doesn't cuz he didn't know what else to do he I couldn't do that I couldn't even do that well it was his second it was his second kid so he was like I already know how this goes I can't do ████ about it so let me just rest here at least he was there right

13:30 some some oh yeah at least he was there yeah I had to be next door her the whole time I couldn't even lay down I felt so bad your empathy is strong you did good dude yeah

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