0:00 Just so that people don't think that we like filmed this video like 6 years ago because those are both really old. Yeah. What are new shows that you guys are watching right now? We were talking about I watched the first Rambo recently. You went even older. And welcome back to a titillating episode of The Careful I don't like how I said that. What? Titillating, is that the right way? Titillating? I don't know. Is that the right I I've heard it like that. I've heard it like that. I'm going to not double news, but I'm going to look at the definition. Part of me feels like I'm wrong. part of titillating, right? I thought it was titillating. I desperately want Joe to be like lying to me, lying to my face right now. And he's here watching memes. It's like I just got to finish this dog video. What does it mean, titillating? After I
0:51 watch this golden retriever video. Titillating. Arousing. Ooh. Mild sexual excitement. So it's Ew, dude. Oh. Mild. Salacious. sexual, huh? So So it's So it's specifically sexual excitement. No, mild. It's mild sexual. a little. Mild for some people is spicy AF. So it's a undertone of sexualness. Cuz okay, titillate uh stimulate or excite especially in a sexual way. So So like a wet t-shirt contest. Yeah, that's titillating. Cuz you're not fully sexual, but you're like Like is this a titillating gesture? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's full-blown sexual, I think. So why is this episode sexy? No, I was just saying it was arousing. I didn't say it was specifically physically sexy. Anthony. But food food can be titillating. Like it can you know, be
1:41 like oh. How about where's the food, Ken? Huh? That's That's what I'm saying. Those pineapple buns are It's all tied to erotic. Yeah. I didn't know that. Okay, okay, okay. Then can can I just say welcome to a salacious episode? Well, according to Merriam-Webster it says pleasantly stimulating or exciting. So your original way of using it was correct. But I used Google AI and they said It's sexual undertones. Gemini. Sexual. Is Merriam-Webster one person or is it a collab? I think it's a collab. I think it's a law firm. I think it's a collab is funny. Is it a group of guys? Okay, guys, we got to talk about this. I actually even saw in our in our Discord, so make sure you sign up on our Patreon again. Discord. conversation about somebody saying like we need like constant updates of like
2:31 different like TV shows and things that are like bingeable, watchable uh from our opinion. And yo, TV is so good right now. Cuz movies are awful. That's the thing. Like movies are are not good. That means you're actually a productive life. Yeah. I got I got a I got a Okay, I got time for two episodes a night. So that's that's a lot. That's a lot. Yeah, but I'm on Vikings though. I'm almost done. What season are you on Vikings? I'm on the last season. Oh. The last Yeah, whatever the last Not the not the spin-off, the OG one. Yeah, yeah. Did you watch Vikings? I did watch all of Vikings. Vikings is really good. So you think it's fire? I think it's dope, but it's like you got to be in that season. You know when you're into fantasy lore or uh Yeah. What's the What's the There's a word for it. Like the the the the the the the the like a
3:22 time piece. No, uh no, not today. Lord of the Rings? Yeah. Yeah, but it's There's like a word for it. There's a term. Yeah, you like You like wack ████ Yeah, yeah. It's not wack. It's not wack. Now what else is Yeah, you like stupid ████ It's fine. It's fine. No, it's like old. Describe Vikings and your experience with it. Vikings looks tight. I would watch it. Wait, is Vikings Is there any magical ████ happening? No, it's real It's historical. It's historical, which means that there's like an essence of it because they believe in the Norse gods and there's like a seer. Yeah. There's a seer who literally like You can't tell if it's a dream or if it's real. Like it's You know what I mean? Like when a god visits you it's still mysterious to But they all go to the seer and they're like what's my future type ████ and he always gives them a sort of weird twisted riddle answer and then they have to lick his hand afterwards. But it ain't it ain't like Game of Thrones magic. He can't freeze an apple
4:12 or some ████ right? No. It's like sham It's like shaman magic. Yeah, it's like shaman magic. But like they also make it keep it mysterious and grounded to where it's like you can see tribal people doing this ████ Period piece. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I want to watch it. Well, cuz I know everyone I know everyone's been talking like period pieces everybody likes Vikings. Everyone's been talking about American Primeval. I haven't seen that. I tried to watch that, but maybe I tried to watch it like in a weird context, so I got to like sit down and like try again, but Well, I heard it's like a heavy show though and it it's like But Vikings got so many spin-offs now. Oh. Like Valhalla and Vikings Valhalla is just like fun, but like Okay, you know Did anybody else watch Vikings? No, I want to watch it. I'll maybe watch it next. After White Lotus. I'm on the last season. I You said that. I only have one character
5:02 that I really hate in that show. Tovey? Torvi? Tovey, the girl. Torvi. Yeah, yeah. No. Okay. Um It is a girl. It is a girl? It is a girl. Pick. Oh, who would Anthony hate? Sacho You hate Torvi? She's such a random Hannah ████ hates her. She's such a random side character. No, cuz she's like That ████ is such a useless ████ and she gets to live for so long. Like she loses all of her ████ kids. She's like a shield maiden that's not a convincing shield maiden cuz she's so frail. She can't ████ fight. She's always getting and then she's like she sucks. Like what's her thing? She doesn't do anything wrong though. But that's the thing. It's she's like but she's useless and she's causing trouble and then she's it's it's hilarious. Do Do they speak English or is it all subtitles? No, it's English. But like they have like a accent.
5:52 They do those like slight transitions where like when they for example, the northerners when they raid into like Wessex or something like that, then those people are speaking English, so like old English, which means these guys are speaking like regular English. Or if it's like vice versa, if you like transition where like the Wessex people are speaking our English, then they'll go back into their Nordic language or whatever. And it just transitions like that so that you understand. There's a differentiation. I don't know who who who's the Lagertha. Shut up, for real? Okay, I would agree with you for the last with her last season. They ████ her character up. I don't want to get spoilers. I'm going to forget these names. She's just like for some I don't believe her accent. It's weird. You don't believe her accent? it's her acting. There's something about it that feels really weird. What's your impression of that character?
6:42 Okay, so I actually blame the writers cuz what I found out is that uh it was on History Channel or like a different channel for the first couple of seasons and it got bought and it went to a different group. Can I Do you remember like I don't know if it's four or season three, but it start getting really erotic and sexual for no ████ reason. And then that's when she became lesbian and ████ And then it got like And then it and it I I think maybe it was like like kind of like during the woke time where like it had to be like women empowerment. And then so her character I think was less and less believable. So it's not her acting that was bad. I think she's a good actor. But I think it was the writing. no problems with her in the first three seasons. That's the That's what I'm saying, right? Is like later on it was just not a satisfying character because um I just
7:35 think it was ████ writing for that season and then it gets a little better. And then and then the spoiler alert, but no spoiler alert. It's okay. I don't I don't like where like our main protagonist, how his his arc like ends. If you guys want to know the anime version of Vikings, there's a show Yeah, there's a show called Vinland Saga. Super good. the same brand? No. Oh, it's just a It's just like Vikings. It's just about Vikings. Season two is too slow for me. It's called Yeah, that's why people call it Farmland Saga cuz it's just him in a farm. But so here's the thing, the narrative and the story is so good. Like this boy whose dad uh I don't know if I should spoil the story, but basically it's about a boy. Yeah, it's about a boy. He's not going to watch anime. Yeah, and so there's this um I guess the bad guy kills his dad, but
8:26 then the bad guy adopts the son and then trains him and That's Genghis Khan story. Yeah, and so he becomes this crazy ruthless warrior. Just so that people don't think that we like filmed this video like 6 years ago because those are both really old. Yeah. What are new shows that you guys are watching right now? We were talking about I I watched the first Rambo recently. You went even older. Oh, a new show? It was pretty good. For the first time. Yeah. Oh, I heard it's Like what did you think? Rambo: First Blood is pretty good. Did you Did you cry at his monologue? And then I found out there's actually the first Rambo has two parts. What? And I I I haven't watched the second one. And then then I watched the other Rambo and I watched Rambo: Last Blood. Damn, so you went on a Rambo spree. Yeah. I love Rambo. He likes Rambo. It's crazy that you're just letting Taika watch Rambo.
9:16 Didn't we watch that ████ when you were eight? We watched it and like I would still get in trouble for watching it, so I'd have to watch it with like older cousins. But I'm like I came out great. Yeah, you did. Yeah, but if it wasn't for kids they made so many Rambo toys though. Do you remember that? Rambo was like the thing. You know how many people named their dogs Rambo at that time? Everybody named their dog Rambo. John Rambo, dude. John Rambo is a hard name, bro. The first one was crazy. So what's an older show? It was something older. Guys, when are we going to talk about Severance or Solo Leveling? My bad. My bad. My bad. All right, I'm going to get this off my I'm going to get this off my I've been telling I was asking you guys we should start talking about White Lotus cuz everyone talks about it. It's a really good show. I'm really into it this season. Season 3? Season 3. Well, how many episodes are we in? ████ The
10:06 Thai girl. Got it. Yeah, everyone was talking about her. Okay, I'll watch it. I'll start watching so every every season it all takes place in a in a resort. Every season is a different location. First one's Hawaii, second one was Italy. Wow. Third one is in Thailand. So you get like the whole vibe of every country they're in or whatever. And what is a White Lotus? I guess it's like a really fancy, rich rich bougie bougie bougie all inclusive resort. So the people you're seeing you're you're following like five different families. And they all have weird dynamics with them. So you're just watching them all interact and somehow they interact with each other on this resort and there's like a big crescendo every season. Are they like on a mission to do something? No, it's just them on vacation, but they're all ████ up. Like they all have Oh, is it like some sort of like mystery that you have to kind of unsolve
10:56 like Kind of like something they they they'll they'll reveal like something happens at the end of the season. Like what what kind of genre is it? It's like drama comedy. Can you tell us all three seasons? Yeah. So Can you tell us what happens in like season like two or some ████ So every So the first two episodes the first two seasons the crescendo is somebody dies. Okay. You just don't know who it's going to be. But that's it. Okay. And then you see how and then yeah, that's it. But it's a it's a really interesting show. People talk about it all the time. Like for instance there's the characters that are on this season there's two brothers that are on there as like a a dynamic of two brothers, a sister and That's it. It gets a little crazy you guys. Is it the same people for each season? No, different So it's a different resort, different people. A totally different cast. Totally different cast. Totally
11:47 different arc. Yeah. I just watched The Simpsons the newest newest season. Uh it's interesting. It's very different, but one of the episodes is they're parodying the White Lotus, yeah. They called it the Yellow Lotus. It's really funny, but yeah. But we should you guys should watch it cuz I'm curious to see what you guys think. And I think it'll be good it'll do good for views. Is it 1-hour episodes? Yeah, like 45 minutes. We need to be like updated. And also too every Sunday they have a new episode. So you can watch it like old school where you like could watch an episode, talk about it with different people, and then that's when everyone You need to get on the Severance train with me Barton Ryan. I'm on Severance, but I'm on episode two season two. How do I How am I going to catch up? I have to watch like 8 hours a day. Forget Vikings dude, watch Severance. We got to watch Severance. Just finish Vikings. Yeah, but if I got one or two episodes a
12:37 day, right? That means I got a whole week to finish maybe. You got to call David and tell him to put in some ████ work. I need you to sub. I got to watch Severance. He watches all these animes right now cuz he just stays home with the baby. Dude, just watch it every You eat three times a day, right? Just watch it every time you're eating. I don't have 45 minutes to watch while I eat. My ████ meals are like 10 minutes. Oh, never mind. Speaking of meal, where the ████ is our meal? It's almost here. I heard you tell Ryan that to watch Severance. You put me on Severance. And then yeah, you put me on Severance and then I remember Ryan saying that he started watching it and I overheard telling you how good it was. Bro, he was text texting me in caps locks and he's like, "What did you do to my life?" It's the theories. It's It's perfect for
13:28 Ryan because it's how he gets ideas of So we started watching We started watching it and it's ████ good because it's like they don't tell you anything, but you're locked in. Yeah. So I'm like, "Dude, this is some genius writing, genius ████ Really good world building. world building. You're like, "What the f███?" Compare it to Breaking Bad. Well, Breaking Bad's our world. It's different, yeah. So it's So it's really really From a writing perspec- from the the art of writing perspective, Severance is more masterful because Breaking Bad it's like I would say that's like level one writing. Person with a problem needs to solve a problem. This guy has to go against himself to become this new person. That's like level one writing, right? Story we've seen before. It's to the point right now where Severance is more than likely going to be the turning
14:19 point for Apple TV. in general. It's It's going to be their first big hit probably. Well, cuz Ted Lasso was huge, but Ted Lasso was just like, "Okay, I guess Apple TV doesn't suck suck." Severance is like, "Okay, Apple TV's kind of tight." Yeah. We should subscribe cuz I feel like Ted Lasso scratched the itch that like American viewers have where it's like having a sitcom cuz there's not many like sitcoms like that anymore. And they just got approved for season four. Yeah, so Ted Lasso's like they're going to be killing it. But But Severance When you watch Severance you're also You would enjoy Ted Lasso. football football Like soccer. Oh. I just feel like you would enjoy Ted Lasso specifically. Yeah, yeah. I just feel like it. I feel like Severance is a whole different show. Like I it's something I've never really seen before. You know, it's Okay, I'll catch up and then we can talk about it every season every time we come I've never seen it done like this. This is why I think Ted Lasso Do you watch
15:09 Ted Lasso? I feel like almost every main character has a bit of Joe in them. In Ted Lasso? Think in Ted Lasso. Think about it. Like everyone's very from like the captain ████ to Ted himself to the female owner like to even ████ the girlfriend like every single one's got a little bit of Joe. That's true. The guy Roy Roy this guy dude. Yeah, watch watch that Ted Lasso. Watch Ted Lasso. There's so many good shows. I think I even wrote it down cuz someone told me maybe it was you that told me to go watch it. Part of me like I wish I There is a part of me that I feel like I wished I liked it a little bit more. Ted Lasso? So Severance is number one right now for It was It's not like a I can't wait for the next episode. It was like a fun watch. It was like, "Oh cool, I'll watch
15:59 this on a plane." In the same category of fun watch which I'm really really excited about like it's on my list, but obviously there's too many great things cuz TV's so good right now is Righteous Gemstones. Oh, Righteous Gemstones. What is that? Someone told me on March 23rd to watch Ted Lasso as well. So last week. That's last week. Can I see that you have that written out? No. So Righteous Gemstones is with John Goodman and it's a comedy and it's about mega churches. But like in a like a really wild way. Damn, I want to see that. Super mega church is really really good concept. Um Solo Leveling needs to be talked about. that? What's the premise of this? If you were ever going to try watching anime which I know you won't Never. you should. This one. I feel like Solo Leveling is like your gateway a great gateway. Like
16:49 to the point where there's only two seasons out the season finale comes out tomorrow which is I don't know when this video comes out. watch all your shows on the plane? I watch a lot on things on the plane. Oh, see that's why when you're traveling all the time too like sometimes you get put up in hotels and you have like jet lag or something you're just there by yourself. So you just have like downloaded things because you're trying to binge watch and there's you're by yourself and it's very ████ lonely. That's a cool life. Oh, you know what we watched recently that's on Netflix? We'll get back to to Solo Leveling. Um we watched Adolescence. I That's also on my list. Adolescence is good. ████ up yo. That ████ like in a good way. Yeah. In a good way. It It's about this uh kid that gets accused of murdering somebody. Ooh. And then you're just watching from every point of view of like the detect the arresting detective. Is it all in a one take? Some of it a lot of the shots are one takes. Which is kind of crazy. I
17:40 feel like yeah. I think the concept of the cinematography of that is like almost entire episodes are like one take. And it does make an It does make a difference in how you watch it too like how you experience everything cuz it is like I think they want you to feel like dude it's like everything coming at you. Yeah, so they do that with the parents when they get their house raided and they go they do that with the whole family like them dealing with the dynamic. But if they ████ up that means if it's one take they got to go all the way over for Some of them are like those kind of crafted one takes which it's like multiple, but it gives you the sense that like if there's no cut in the in the film then you can't cut your attention. So it just holds on to it. We watched We watched that over the weekend while we were jet lagged and ████ and we saw it um It was like four episodes quick. It's good though. Adolescence is good. Yeah, Solo Leveling is only two seasons out. It's a Korean manga that like turned
18:30 into a Japanese anime. It's only been out for two seasons, but on Crunchyroll it's already rated the number one anime like after only two seasons. What's the story? So there's this guy You better say this good right now cuz I'm talking it up and the way you explain stuff is sometimes a little bit monotonous. Yeah, so there's this guy it's a kid. He's like energy There's this world where there's gates that open up in these gates that open up monsters are in there and then there's these people that with awakened powers that have to go in these dungeons and like kill these monsters or else they're going to come in and ████ up the real world, right? And so this kid there's uh different ranks and he's like the lowest lowest rank which is rank E, right? And so he goes into this dungeon and then some ████ happens I'm not going to say what it is cuz it's really crazy, but then basically he he gains this power to level up. And nobody else has
19:21 this power so far. And so he's the only one that can like get stronger and stronger and stronger. And as he's getting stronger people are like, "What the ████ Like how is this kid so strong and he's only rank E, right?" And so the the whole thing is about his journey of like just when you think like he can't get any stronger he just keeps leveling up and then You got to make it relatable to like a goon like Barton. That's testosterone for sure. All right, so for example like this guy imagine like being like in school and stuff everyone makes fun of you because you're just like the weakest piece of ████ ever, right? And then yes, you somehow randomly get this player power where like these screens pop up and then like you have to do certain things to level up. And in the first part of it, it's like even the thing acknowledges how weak you are, so it says you have to do 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, run 10 km, and blah blah blah blah blah. And it's like, "Okay, well, what if I don't do that?" And it's like, "Okay, well, then you're going to die." So, then he has to suddenly start working out like crazy and he gets mad
20:12 fit and then he continues on and then his rizz level goes through the roof. Like he goes back to school to pick up his sister and like his like ████ long hair and bandanna and like it's like all gone. Suddenly, everybody's like, "Wait, is that Jinwoo? Is that your Is that your brother?" "Oh my god, does he have a girlfriend?" And his rizz level's like crazy. His eyes are no longer like, but they're like all the time. ████ get The fights. Okay, so the just looks maxed in? Yeah. So, so the best thing about this is the fights. Like 100% of the it kid-friendly? Uh If you're showing your kid Rambo, Oh, yes. Yes, it is. For your kid, yes. What do you mean, Rambo? Well, are they ████ Rambo's like 1980s rated R. You literally started when he was basically Liu Kang out of Bloodsport. Which is the Rambo where he's in the woods killing all the cops? Which one's that one? Is that Rambo 2? That's the first one, right? You shut up. The first one's crazy, bro. There's some Yeah, but
21:02 it's like '80s action. It's not that crazy. This is a cartoon. There's no titties, there's no swearing. It is kid-friendly enough cuz even the fighting is like killing bugs. What is it called? Solo Leveling. Maybe I'll watch it tonight. should watch it. It's tight. Cuz he's been asking me about uh Dragon Ball Z and I've never seen it. what? Bro, you got to watch Dragon Ball Z with him. Yeah, I'm going to watch it with him. You would actually like Dragon Ball Z. slow, though. Can be slow. Cuz it's old, right? Yeah, but we went through it and honestly, I'm glad I watched Dragon Ball cuz now I can really appreciate like the stuff that's But we also went through it because we only had like three options total in the world. Dragon Ball Z is fire. bad, though. There's a new What do you call it? Dragon Ball Kai, Dragon Ball Z Kai, which basically shortens Yeah, pretty much. But I mean, the whole fitness industry now is all Dragon Ball They all grew up and
21:52 inspired by everyone wanted Yeah. to be like Dragon Ball. Because a lot of these stories are about the main characters just leveling up, leveling up, leveling up. Just when you think like this is the challenge, this is it, they ████ somehow like overcome it through like It's just the zero-to-hero archetype of storytelling that's just like really, really dope for, you know, the regular Asian kids love that ████ you know. Asian kids love that. I do, too. That's where it's at right now. So, I'm going to watch Solo Leveling. You guys got to be hooked. Dude, the fights are so sick, dude. I'm going to check it out.
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