0:00 [Music] have you ever tweeted something that you regretted i think all of them that's why i deleted my twitter ████ wasteland i deleted my twitter ████ i think last year i was like man i don't know what i tweeted back then i'm scared yeah i've been on twitter since i was like 20 or something and you know you say the craziest ████ yeah cause you think i'm crazy now man i gotta get rid of this ████ dude i don't know what the hell is going on back there why do think bart's crazy now he's like i don't know if i'm gonna see all these model movies guys and i'm like whoa whoa i watched the last spider man did you what'd you think i thought it was really good did everyone see it and i don't want to say nah no spoilers no spoilers you didn't see it right the third of the series you like marvel oh ████ did you watch the other two tom holland ones no i didn't oh you gotta watch those two
0:50 first i am going to take out the spiderman article that i have in tomorrow i haven't watched it either i watched it but very good that that's very good before we all have to get on the same page watch the same ████ okay so pat pabst pabst blue ribbon unfortunately had to delete a tweet you mean the beer company pbr pabst blue ribbon deletes a tweet about eating ass saying that it was in poor judgment why ████ them that's amazing what's wrong with that yeah what's wrong with you it's a take yeah what'd they actually say about it the beer company deletes a tweet about eating why for most people why do you expect like great behavior out of a beer company so if you're not you know what i mean and uh a s█████ beer company like two dollar beers yeah um by the way i would love to be sponsored you know what i think it is it's time for uh political
1:40 take right all right i got a thought coming from the left side i think um they don't want to be you know you know they're being homophobic is what it is you know what i mean like eating ass is wonderful for men and women alike and then um pat's blue ribbon guys they they're like that guy that's what happened joe can you can you first help to define eating answers for people who don't know what that is i can't use any of these hats for that so uh uh you go like this you you you have them bend over or you can where you have them bend over or you better i bend over yeah either way because that's more real that's not nice it's a girl he's playing the girl one one hand on one cheek anthony's from wales what do you do yeah [Laughter]
2:30 you open and then you kiss okay yeah it's like eating ████ but on the ████ have you done it or did you just like it done to you right both ways golden rule man i swing both ways do you ever put the tongue in the butthole i try you try yeah but it doesn't go in her butthole's strong it's so tight wow i don't like that you ever blow the balloon how do you blow the balloon you stick a straw and you try to make a ████ balloon animal through intestines uh have you done it bro what eat ass yeah yeah you ████ love it huh big fan uh only if she's enjoying it she has to be in the mood yeah so she's enjoying it she's just like comes home she's grabs a gatorade you know what yeah i think i want my ████
3:22 there's a gatorade flavor that does that oh lemon lime yeah next time we get my ass we'll eat now glacier freeze the glacier freezes the one that's the one so what did they really say not drinking this january try eating ass you weren't ████ kidding you were ████ kidding that's not even a great tweet though it's like it's kind of nice it's about it's about dry january huh and then i realize it's serious sometimes i ████ with you like that what's wrong with the tweet well it wasn't funny enough yeah let's see it's not funny maybe they should have been like try sucking some dick you know what would you expect good 2 640 retweets 2
4:13 931 quote tweets that's pretty good seems to be pretty enjoyable this was posted by password on the third guys didn't i tell you guys that ████ rim jobs are the new ████ you did you tried to sell that none of us believed it we didn't buy i am a trendsetter dude like if eating ass was crypto bro to the moon i don't i don't like my butthole lit i think i think the intention is from an alcohol company they're uh hating on the idea of the concept something like dry january because that means that they're not drinking beer right so i was like oh yeah you want to try eating ass and so i think it has a comes off from an alcohol company as something very like if you're into dry january hey eat ass ████ you know it's more of that but then i'm taking it as a compliment like oh yeah that's awesome okay go ████ yourself dude yeah joe reads it try eating ass he's like oh yeah i love that yeah okay sure
5:04 like try eating it homie and i'm like bro i ████ think i invented it joe's one of the retweets he's like i agree yeah i'll do a february march yeah what are some of the responses on no not november why don't you go eat a cake and i'm like yeah red velvet is pretty awesome so the first he's optimist dude one of the first tweets was uh i don't know what this is about but it's hilarious and then the pbr spokesperson needed to really lay into what it was about what do you say reading about ass and eating it about ass and eating it that's funnier than the original that's funny hey just so you know so it's about ass and eating ass all right that's funny yeah and then uh and then later they had to uh kind of dial it back and they apologized because they thought oh sorry i meant
5:55 eat but yeah what kind of apology was it like what are they specifying is their yeah so they apologize by just walking it back by saying that they felt like the tweet the initial tweet was in poor judgment of what yeah what about eating ass yeah they actually believe that it's actually cool now i would assume it's not in poor judgment about eating ass i think it would be important judgment if it offended people who were trying to participate in dry january i actually think that whoever tweeted that is down to be like yeah eat ass you ass you know what i mean well yeah and now they're actually getting canceled they're about to go out of business for king shaming wow that would be interesting because i would be a part of the group that gets offended for them shaming my craft you were an optimist minecraft you literally liked it i i feel a little bit duped because i thought they were a supporter of the of the movement and they're not they're just flipping the game on me dude like what the ████ you use that as
6:46 a offensive term you'll take your two dollars somewhere else to buy beer exactly dude my 1.25 cents i can see that it's the word try is what the offensive because it's like so you're saying that people don't normally do that see there it is there it is eating us they're yucking a lot of people's yum and so that's what i personally have a problem with that's why i wanted to bring this to you guys attention it's like that's like saying like like oh you're not gonna drink beer we'll just try eating some ████ that would have been better actually that would have been a better tweak a million times better great sweet that's one million times better yeah let's let's go around the store and keep on thinking about possible alternatives see where that leads i mean it definitely is a weird taste to to to mention eating ass with any type of consumable product yeah like brain wise what they should have said in my opinion
7:36 not drinking pvr this january try eating ass it's pretty close try eating your own ass like that that yeah maybe that's what it was there were too many snide comebacks that they were like we better delete this ████ because we're getting smoked we're getting destroyed oh i see you know what they they probably wanted to do first like when they're having this ████ workshop right they're like you know we should say is try drinking some piss and they're like well our beer actually tastes like piss so it's like no that's not good it's too close to reality how about ass oh yeah yeah that's like piss you know that's like this it's butt you know what's pee what's your butt i'm like where's our hr president oh they're hanging in the corner they killed himself back to the meeting guys oh my god yeah like back to the meeting who approved this ████ right like somebody approved it i think it was one of those people
8:26 who get hired to like really like shake things up some ████ shake things up yeah and they're like we need a new marketing edge yeah comes through marketing agency and they're like you know we need some new blood this company's a bunch of 70 year old man you know with statistics about like tweets that talk about eating ass and how it shoots revenue through the roof and that's what he's trying to bring he comes in with a t-shirt that ariel font says there's no such thing as bad press exactly and actually he's probably right yeah because now we're talking about i haven't talked about blue whatever the ████ in a long time have you guys it's working i have i guess it's working they give you a free shot like most bars they do is it ever considered like a good beer depending on the phase of life never dude it was never considered a good deal
9:16 i think it's a it's almost like a novelty beer to drink when you're like in the uk having like chips and ████ chips and what if they're in college it's like dude it's like point five up from from drinking natty ice fish and chips fish and chips i was like chips and dip well i thought chips did my blue ribbon was like a nascar yeah i thought it was an american beer i didn't know it was uk i just remember going to like uk bars and stuff like that and they just had a bunch of passports what they that's what they used to make at the brewery right next to barbell it was a pabst blue ribbon brewery what they made it there yeah that's why everybody eats ass there in commemoration oh that's true they're american they're from milwaukee milwaukee maybe it was an american bar in the uk i thought it was the official drink for tractor drivers
10:06 you know like i didn't know i think so yeah that's a good shot yeah they put peanut butter all over their ████ i would i would be curious to know whether or not like actual like fans or drinkers of pbr were offended or not because if it was for their demo i think the only thing they could be offended by is just how how like it it's opening the door to get roasted that's it yeah that's probably exactly what it was that's the thing we are also in semi canceled culture 2020 these type stuff and you see the people that are canceling aren't the fans it's like people outside like i'm outraged let me give them some ████ traffic and views people who drink miller high life were offended who follows like beer companies on social media like that though but like i feel like steve follows all the alcohol companies i follow uh quite a significant amount yes but like but to the level of like pbr you know like do you follow any drinks that you
10:57 actually drink i need a red bull because i don't post any drink content it's ████ bikes in the air ████ cars in the air yeah yeah you're gonna support it that's what they actually a very good example if you already needs a sport like like wife hit this guy got the gold medal with whitehead and people like hey this ppr is for you [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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