0:00 So that there's a hole in the heel cuz it's rough. It's like sandpaper. It's like imagine cuz it's rough. Don't you understand? It's rough. Welcome back to an episode of the Careful Boys where Marty's grabbing some snacks. Hey, you're going to spoil your That's not your macros, dude. Somebody hungry. I'm not hungry. Why are you yelling at me? I better be hiding in muffins. You can't hear? I don't know what happened. I can't I haven't been able to hear if I Oh, you got water in your ear from from swimming. Antibiotics in the drops right now. Oh ████ You think you got an ear infection? Swimmer's ear. I think so. I don't know if it's swimmer's ear cuz I haven't really been swimming, dude. I remember when we were in Hawaii and you you pulled out a ear booger like this big. Yo, maybe you got a big cylinder of wax in there. What color is it? Sometimes that happens to me
0:50 randomly. Like I'll just clean my ear randomly like I do every day. And one time like a few weeks ago, hell of blood. What? I was just like, what was in there? You went to the ear doctor? Oh, yeah. I went to urgent care. I Damn. I thought I was hearing stuff. No, I went to urgent care and at the guy gave me these little drops. And so the pain is gone, but now I just can't hear. Oh, on one side. On one side. So if I go like this, I can hear my fingers rubbing together. If I go like this, I don't hear nothing. What if it's genetic? Did uh it's nothing. What? Didn't Didn't your dad go deaf? He did. He had hearing aids in both ears. Damn. You're too young for that. I think I'm too young for that. I just got to like go back to urgent care next. You know, Smack is like pretty deaf. Really? She's pretty She has to wear hearing aids. Both ears. Yeah. Are you serious? She has the hearing aid. How could she dance so good? 5-year-old man. Wow. But how
1:41 could she dance so good? Uh you Oh, you know what's even crazier? So, you know, like before you could play music while you record, she would just memorize the timing and then hit record and dance to it in her head. So, she remembers the BPM and just remember the thing cuz there's no other way to do it back then. So she's used to that. She doesn't she think it has to do with her being listening to a lot of music a lot and No, it's her dad has hearing so like it passed down to her and by the time she was like you thought she was rocking out too hard. You never know the club team. That was the source of most of our like fights in the beginning. I thought she was I remember. Yeah. I was like the ████ I'm like why don't you remember anything? She's like I didn't hear you when you said it. Like Danny you keep using that excuse. Yeah. Wait, so when she's chilling around the house, does she have hearing aids on? She only has hearing aids in when she's going to uh talk to other people besides me. What if she wants to watch garbage ass TV? What
2:31 does she do? Oh, we just turn that ████ up. Yeah, baby. What's that usually like 60? Yep. Oh ████ If she can't hear, does she go, "Huh?" No, she's That's strictly Asian. Oh, so that's another thing. Another thing that we were like one time I talked to her I was like yo how come whenever we're talking to people why you always look at me like I was getting annoyed because like when we talk in a group setting she'll be like if she's talking to Steve and you're me and you ask a question she's like oh well I guess I've been dancing maybe like a few years and she keeps looking at me I'm like I'd be like what the ████ are you doing? What are you doing? I was like why don't you like look at them and she's like you look at this ugly ████ right here. But she looks at me when she doesn't know what the ████ you said. Oh, like so she's trying to get clues from me or she's trying to like do Yeah. She's trying she's trying to get me to chime in so that I can go,
3:23 "Oh, he's talking about this." Like so I can like make it sound like I'm being specific, but she really just needs someone to say closer to her ear. That's me with names. Sometimes I'm like Nikki Nikki's talking to somebody or whatever and then I'm like, "Hey, what's up? I'm Steve." So that I can get the name out for them. you know, and then she's like, "Oh, thank God. I'm so glad you did." I'm like, "I could tell you didn't know her ████ name." Dude, that's the best. The best. I would do the opposite. I would just like further more like make it awkward for her. That's crazy. You guys can't hear ████ Yeah, that would suck if you're actually losing your I hope I get it back next week, but if not, then ████ it. Did your doctor say it'll probably take a week? Well, you know, urgent care, it's like general practice. Yeah. So they just have like the they just know like the first one or two layers of the symptoms give you antibiotics for everything. Yeah. And you don't have a primary? I
4:13 don't have a primary yet. Me neither. It's for sure not because of water. I haven't been swimming. But remember like Tao was throwing water balloons at you. No, I couldn't hear before that already. Oh ████ Been you've been deaf for maybe like going on two weeks now. Maybe. Two weeks. Oh ████ That would drive me crazy. Were you deaf? Were you deaf the last week we shot? Just so wait, you hear from only one side? I can hear from this side. I can hear this side. What does that sound like? Dang, dude. Sounds like you're under water though. Does it sound like this? Is it muffled on the right side or is nothing coming out? We can't hear what you're hearing. Joe's not Oh, yeah. It feels It's the same thing if I go like this. What? Yeah. Is it like um when you're on a plane your nose your your ears all plugged up? That's what it feels like. Oh, dude. That's the worst. Have you tried clearing it out a little bit? Yeah. Like the I tried it like a million times. Did you do like the candle thing? Oh, it's the candle thing. Light the like wax. I don't know, but I blew out
5:03 all the ████ ear wax in here. I blew all that out already. Try having a buddy slap his dick on. Yeah. Did you try the dick thing? Stand on one leg. The dick his thing. You know what's crazy? That happened to me for I think almost 2 years. That happened to me. You couldn't hear for two years? I couldn't hear for like 2 years and then every day I would just blow this ████ thing out. And then one day on my way to Vegas, I blew it out so hard that it popped and I had to go to the hospital. Oh ████ Holy ████ And could you hear after you blew up the other side? I could. No, I blew out the part that I was deaf in. But then because of that, I blew it so hard I had to go to the hospital and they had to I take Vicod and all this ████ Oh my god. Like don't do that. Yeah. Because they were like, "Dude, you could have blow you could have ruptured your eardrum." So it could have been Don't Don't do it then, Bart. Like you She might have been inspired by But don't do that is what they say after you fixed your ear is what I'd say. Fix my ear
5:54 ████ I think there was like an easier way. I just just use a plunger. I know. There isn't there like a tutorial on YouTube that like teaches you if you have like a either like an inner ear clog there there's like a direction where you can get ████ out like a maze, you know, like a little ball through a maze. Oh ████ So if you have like vertigo Oh, okay. There's like a certain test that you do. I just do the nose, left, right? That I learned from being a certified scuba diver. Oh ████ My bad. There's a bunch of viral videos that show this ear specialist. Let's try one. Let's try one. All right, let's try one right now. Here. This one has 3.3 million views. If you have clogged ears, I have the answer for you. A bunch of quick remedies you can do. Stationation tubes that run behind the nasal area to the middle ear. And when they become clogged, that's just clogged though. Clogging in your ears because they're connected. Yawn, swallow, and chew. So,
6:44 chew gum. Oh, I've been chewing gum the whole week. Swallow. Drink water. Did all that ████ I did. Oh, what if you swallowed the gum? ████ drinking all this. We do that when we're in a Okay, so that's that's the small clogs. We're looking for a big normal. That's not helpful. I've been doing that ████ all all all ████ week. All right. How about this one? How about this one? Okay. Wait. No music. Keep opening and closing your mouth. So you could hear and massage here. That's the way they should be teaching people with text and demonstration. This will explain it like we could hear them. If you were the person that couldn't hear. Yeah. I got to do what? Okay, next one doesn't work. That one would have been crazy right now if you Man, I got straight ████ antibiotics in my ears and the pain went away, but I just can't
7:34 hear that. Was it? I didn't know you could put antibiotics in ears. Hey, it couldn't have been because of I don't know. I haven't shot in a long time. Oh, I have no idea. You just woke up one day it was like that or did it Did you get hit in the ear? Like when did it when did you notice that you were deaf? It's like one of those like slowly my ear hurt. And then it was um I'm like, "Oh, ████ It hurts like s███." And then it affected sleep. You know when things affect sleep? That's when you're like, "Okay, this is probably something going too far." That's when I went to the urgent care cuz I was like sleeping. I'm like, "Ah, f███." Cuz like it would just even from a gentle touch in the any general area would make my whole ear hurt. What up guys? Come join our Patreon because there's hundreds of videos dating all the way back to 2019. That's right. If you click on the link down below, you can join our Patreon, join us on the Discord, come chat with
8:24 us directly, have a fun conversation, and this will help support the channel's growth and new ideas. And also tap into our closer community by joining our Discord and get the opportunity to suggest video ideas like the ones you've seen. Thank you guys. Join our Patreon. Help us out. Thanks. See you guys there. Say hi to me. So, that wasn't a straightup ear infection at that point. I the the doctor said it was probably a ear infection, but we have to put the um I have to clear out the ear wax for him to see. But then the problem is the nurse tried to clear out the ear wax, but it hurts so much she couldn't do it. So step one is antibiotics make the infection go away. Step two, I probably have to go back and then take out all the ear wax so that he can see what's going on. But if the infection is gone, how's he going to know that it was infected?
9:14 Damn. She won't know. I get I get ear infections pretty often. Do you? Yeah. And it hurt like that. Like when you touch them maybe like once a year. You could touch this area. It feels exactly like that. Yeah. It's really tender. But you have an ear infection. It could have been. And maybe like the fluid from it like hardened inside of your Who knows? How do you get an ear infection? Like what happened? I'm just prone to them since I was a kid. Yeah. I get ████ in my ear a lot. Yeah. Don't get ████ in your ear. My dad mine. It just happened. Not while you were awake. Do you guys have wet ear wax? Or dry? Wet. Yeah. Wet. Oh, really? Have dry. I have to clean my ears like twice a day. Wow. Cuz I get ear infections so easily. Maybe that's what it is. Is you have too much moisture there. Yeah. I think it's pretty bad. Sounds scientific. If I was like five, I would just get them all the time. Yeah. When we were kids, my brother would be pulling out like cylinders like that
10:05 like every month. Wow. I got dry ones, man. My ████ flakes. Japanese people have the ████ dry ear wax, huh? I think so. The genetics is like we probably do. We got dry ones. That's how I am with my boogers in uh in Vegas. Dry. You don't get booger? Oh, man. You know how like things get more dry? Like I I even like end up getting dandruff in Vegas when I don't have it here. Wo. Oh, Vegas is really good for my psoriasis. Really? Yeah. It's been blaming. I feel like I my ████ gets dried up. Humid is like humid is harsh on it. Really? Are you used to the Vegas area yet? I think so. Yeah. I love it. It's way It's way better for my skin. I can have giant boogers in Vegas cuz it's like dry and I'm like breathing through my nose and stuff. But then like out here it's just more like moist. I like I like uh working out in Vegas really cuz if I cuz you don't sweat as
10:55 much. Yeah, cuz if I I could bust my ass and I barely sweat. If I'm in a humid place, I'm like my first three steps in a jog, I'm ████ drenched. I like the I got the LVA AC gym. Oh, cool. It's hella nice. It's super nice. Isn't that one feels like pain in gain? Las Vegas. Yeah, you're talking about the gym. Oh, you as a res. What's What's the It's cheap. The cheapest is 15 bucks a month. Yeah. Super cheap. 15 bucks a month if you if you're only going to that one for all of them. 25. How far is that one from your spot? Very close. It's like right It's right where the 11 is. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I just splurge on home gym equipment that I don't use. And then you get your task. And then you get your task rabbit to come work out with you. That's all I want. I only get new equipment just to see if he'll come back to help you build it. What's up? I did splurge again.
11:45 What'd you get? What' you get? I told you what I was wanting to get for a long time and I never pulled the trigger. What was it? Freak athlete. Oh, you got one? What's that? What is that? The GHD like Nordic machine. Oh, you got it? Yeah. You came in already? You can do nine different exercises on it, dude. I just order 11 now because of the new extension that they just dropped. You got it. So, it's like a full Nordic gym thing. Yeah, basically. Uh, it's for like uh glute, hamstring, like back extension. Ton of lower body work, brother. How much does that cost? Uh, a lot. I mean, look. Make me look delicious. All right, check this out. I just got rock weights. You guys know what rock weights are? No. What is that? Is that the uh the adjustable dumbbells? So, no, they they're like plastic casings and you fill it up with cement. Why? Why you going to fill it up with cement? Well, cuz cuz I was looking at dumbbells and I'm like, this isn't a deal. Getting a ████ I was trying to get 60 lb dumbbell, two of them. And I'm like, that would cost me like $240. Whereas these it was like 45 bucks
12:37 or some ████ And I just got to fill it up with cement, which is like five bucks a bag. Oh, you can feel like I'm mad cuz you're not working with cement. This s███'s like 4,000 bucks. No, it's not. 4,000. It's not. No, that's the That's not it. That's the Oxy Fit XX. You're looking at something crazy. Okay. Basically, with tax and shipping and all the attachment, because they were doing uh they were doing like a promo that was like 1,600 bucks. What is it called? I want to see this. That is not that bad. You come set it up for you. for your health. It's priceless. Freak athlete. That's the That's the only thing I feel justified in investing in nowadays. For your dance career, that's nice, bro. I spent that much on WFair. All those things that that machine works out. Those are all really, but it's an accessory to if you have a squat rack almost every day. So, you need to get it trains all the other muscles that you can't really do your hammies without a squat rack. So, you don't work you don't really use your your gym stuff. I'm just
13:28 kidding. I I use everything a lot. So, you're lying. So you're lying to the fans. You're lying to the kids. I'm just I'm just doing it so the good people at home work hard in my internal competition against Joe. I need to make sure motivate motivate the people at home to work out every day. Freak athlete is the brand. Freak in the sheets. Freak sheets. Show up for my and then write Keith sweat. Yeah. I am really not proud of myself for like not working out with Bart like once yet though. Oh, I need to work out. How come you don't come to work out? So you work out so early. No. driving to work out at 5 in the morning. Sounds like ████ Kill myself. All they work out. I don't work out. I'm going to bed at the time you go to sleep. We wake up, bro. I woke I woke up today to work out at 6:30 and I'm like, I'm never doing this again. I'm falling asleep in the middle of the day. I understand why it's a dope thing to do. It does make your day feel like Yeah, but like I just don't I'm not waking up. It's I'm going to fall
14:18 asleep. You like to stay up late? I do. I stay up late cuz Nina doesn't get home until like after 6:00. So, I'm trying to like get my time in. I try to go to bed at 8:30. Yeah. I go to bed like 9:30, 10 sometime. Did you ever have a Bowlex? No. A Bow Flex. See the disgust on? Is it gross? Is it bad? Disgusting. It is. No, it's not. Blex. No. Bowlex is one of the best machines there is. Okay. I think if you need to have one piece of equipment, um, the most bare bones, probably like a set of either 30s or 50s, and you can do so much with those. The next step up would be get a squat rack. Number three, freak out like number three. But if you only need to have one piece of equipment, I would get a set of 30s or 50s and you can do so much with that. Yeah. Yeah. My recommendation is shoes.
15:09 That's the only thing you need. Sketchers. You need shoes. You got to walk around. You got to run. I'm a barefoot athlete, brother. I don't wear shoes. Do it in the hot asphalt. You're going to burn your feet. That's true. Yeah, true. You think you're a Mojave Desert Indian? No. Not I. Not me. I don't have the feet for it. Do you ever wonder what it would have been like if you actually had natural feet? Hell no. Call actually had natural versus Haven't had shoes for like 5,000 years or some ████ Like if you if you just develop your feet in nature like as a kid. Oh, like you never wore shoes and socks. You probably have like hella infections and died from stuff. You just look kind of r mangled. That's what that's what my heels look like. My heels look natural and it's ████ cutting the sheets every day.
15:59 You probably wouldn't be able to walk that far. I can't even walk across carpet without Gio noticing cuz my heels are ████ scratching the carpet. It's like cuz my heels are rough, dude. Can't be a ninja. Wait, what's that from? Cuz I'm barefoot all the time. Oh. So like my heels are Show us your heels. Show us your heels. Show us your heels. Disgusting. He got He has gang. Let's close our eyes and make the sound. Look. Look at this part of the heel. [Laughter] Oh, what the heck? It's like n It's like you can't even burn me. Is that athletes feet or is that callous? Why is that? Why are your feet like that though? It's just crazy callous. Really callous. You could probably take a knife and stab it and I won't even feel it. A leopard. So, you're very heel heavy, huh? Cuz I'm barefoot all the time. Is that since the Marines? It's been like that since the Marines. Yeah, since then. So, we're supposed to have calloused feet, right?
16:49 We're Well, yeah. But I tear up my socks from the inside out. I tear up sheets. I ████ wreck the carpet. Hilarious, dude. Yeah. So your socks get worn out faster. Peel first. ████ yeah. So that there's a hole in the heel cuz it's rough. It's like sandpaper. It's like imagine it's rough. Don't you understand? It's rough. Take a dog paw, right? And then try start rubbing a t-shirt against a dog paw. It's going to wear. It's like 40 grit. Yeah, exactly. Damn. It is literal sandpaper. Wow. Dude, would you rather have like uh if you could take your deafness and distribute it evenly with both ears, would you prefer that? ████ no. I'd rather be crystal clear in one ear. I know what the grill sounds like. Hey, Bart, can you come over and clean my grill with your ████ deal? I probably could. Damn, dude. That's I hope your hearing comes back, man. Thank you. Yeah, let's hope Bart's hearing comes back. Hey, pray in the comments. Prayers
17:40 in the comments. Yeah, in the in the comments. Tell me or just join our Patreon cuz then he can actually afford paying a medical bill. Damn. Yeah, please. Yeah. Yeah. For Bart's hearing infection, join our Patreon. Love that. That's the call to action. And maybe Barb will get an Audi instead.
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