0:00 [Music] welcome back to the careful boys Vietnamese food mukbang where we are here trying to convince Colleen to get a website Colleen makes her only fans trying to ████ me out no no no no we're trying to get you rich you can't spend all that 90k by yourself yeah and then you guys said you guys were going to take 80% 80% no we said we were going to split 80% syntax is very important here between the three of us yeah we're going to go 80 80 80 80 20 to help support JK news oh my God that would be very help not only one for the team Nick's going to do one before you can you open the only fans in NADA cuz I don't want the California taxes okay no problem Ken can I open up an only fans and it only
0:51 be Nick photos yes I honestly think we like for real started JK only fans that be funny I was going to make one during you get at least 50 bucks a month what are you going to put on there I have a set of photos that are like from the first set ready to go but it was going to be uh only fans of me in provocative poses with all of my friends models so we already had the first set we like in I hiked up my underwear like a thong oh you shot it already yeah I think I sent it to you but I'm bent over I sent it to you on a late and then she too you don't remember this oh with with Darion and then we thought be funny if like we launch that and every single one it's kind of like a bait and switch where you think it's going to be a hot girl and then the the SEC the next second it's me and a thong gets closer and closer to you and it's yeah and then it's like you
1:42 you see a girl and then she turns her hair like that and then like I turned mine and it morphs into me and I'm butt ass naked that's funny s JK only fan yeah but then at the time I got worried because you know how they were taking down Instagrams for promoting only fans yeah so like I just didn't not wor it I didn't do it yeah yeah my my friend suggested that I do like a K in San Diego situation where you don't show yeah rehydro identity but I think the whole point is the Curiosity that it's this person that you know it's this person yeah yeah cuz that's like starting from scratch cuz um and I also I'm not entertaining this by the way this is this is not a real convers don't be openminded clean keep your mind open we should te you started only face the ████ am I going to show you're your pugs only pugs only pugs honestly I've been thinking about making
2:32 account for him have you seen that that one uh website where they it's supposed to look like grappling and then they just end up like stripping and then they have sex who have you seen that yeah my friend my friend actually does that one seen it oh it's like a porno it's well yeah it's a what the wait no it's a ████ it didn't turn me on I'd rather soft it went wrong every time yeah yeah it's in with these films all sometimes it's two dudes sometimes two girls sometimes girl guy but then the the actual thing is they really look like they're trying to do yeah to submit each other I doubt it but then at the end sounds like a good idea happy surprise they they have sex do that with you with you with you I don't want to do that you guys I don't think I can do that I think it's a lot of pressure on me I get performance anxiety I think me too I don't like I'm not a big Voyer guy I think that's I like to be on
3:23 camera for jokes I like people laughing at me not horny at me yeah I the horniness may not may not go as well but like if I were to do that who would I do that with another guy Jeremy's arami what do you think about him I think I'll get molested every single time if I have to go to Jeremy do do do you guys do you guys you guys get a horny off of someone watching you nope no I never had that I never had that thrill I get I get I get stage fright same same you get stage fright too no ohom my mom oh turn the mom I feel like it depends on who's looking to gorbachov is looking has it have you ever got caught at making love gorb and then you continue while they were while they caught you you're like hey man get out of here you're still I think what's hot
4:13 is like trying to be sneaky but you actually don't want to get caught cuz that is a turn off trying to be sneaky is pretty fun when you're young but some people like being watched right but for me I'm like who's watching because if it's um ASAT Bora Brat's best friend yeah if he's like watching me versus a hot girl I think the hot girl might be a turn on but what if she was watching you but she was disgusted she she's going like this she's quietly exactly it's a big that wasn't even a possibility in my mind now yeah there's different types of watching yeah yeah I don't like to be watched but I like the notion that like it could happen so like for example let's say you go to a high-rise Hotel when you're on vacation or something it's like Florida ceiling glass windows right and when you
5:04 go out to like the pool deck or whatever you know you can see inside but when you're actually on that floor level and you're just getting it you know what I mean what is you know what I mean you're on the window or I'm on the window I'm on the window F hand and feet like that what about this what if you're on the window right because you've been in the pool so you're like oh that's pretty far away but you're on the window and you're like this and you look down and there's someone in the pool with this I don't want that to happen I'm just saying knowing that it could makes you feel a little bit like I'm on top of the world in this moment and there's something kind of nice about that I think you're someone that eats sriracha and you think it's sweet oh continue continue on I don't need that's it okay there's nothing I've done Outdoors but it was it because ooh we might be
5:56 caught it's just you just get horned up and you just want to go just to do it no because sometimes you just want to feel a breeze you know like you get the air it's cool you get the oh but it's not so much like ooh this is dangerous yeah no I wouldn't like that your ████ would get dry too fast because of the air going around too much too much wind ████ anyone sh air does make a difference I'm so old now I like it to be comfortable and cozy yeah but if you do it on your balcony that's still comfortable yeah am I wearing like squishy am I wearing hocus yeah I don't want I don't want hard why do you have to wear hocus to be on your balcony the ground's hard the ground's hard I think novelty wise that's a cool you know depending on how much the sun has hit it yeah I'm too I'm too old no
6:47 at night you know what's a weird problem when the bed is too soft so if you're like on your hands and then it feels like your wrists are like too deep in yeah and then you're like sore out or you have to change tempic breath you got CH the you know what I'm talking about you got you got to lean on the elbow yeah you're like you're like oh this kind of hurts that has happened bro where I'm just like that I had to go like elbow elbow you're doing elbow back and you're looking behind like what I us do if the mattress is too soft you're reaching behind I put my shoes on the mattress why is everybody doing this shoes on the mattress so you wear shoes when you make love you wear shoes on the bedra no only if the match is too soft then you can put the shoes on kind God what kind of traction do you like on your foot when the mattress you go did you go deadlifting shoes you put your knee sleeves on oh
7:37 this is a firm mattress ████ yeah you know oh ████ come how F this is at your own bedroom I really thought about it though so worth it and I don't know about actually doing porn because it seems like it's fun but I don't want to take the fun out of something that I like fing sounds like a nightmare and also the positions don't look self filming is kind of I think like it it it's for the look it's not for the feel you know what I mean like I think it is it's like when you're ████ action fighting you know you're like you got a favorite camera you got to do all this yeah yeah doesn't translate that's why you do both what you do is you film it for the look so that when you rewat it and then you jack off you feel good no listen those
8:29 positions are only meant for like one foot long dicks you know they're not supposed to be guys with average dingling you know the girl you know you know the one well I won't be in that genre I'll be in the normal guy genre you know the one where the where the GU just lays down like this and the girl gets on the two feet like this you know what I'm saying like that's true if you had like the 4 in 5 in that ████ just going to be catching air like hey who no she can still do it it'll just be like this catching making a pizza that's SP it's just the Japanese P brother no a it's going to be like this a it's going to be like this bro waab my knees my knees my knees hurt got have good Mobility you know Mobility extended yeah to open up your hips be
9:19 watching these porns right now yeah doing tricks that's you hover that's the ones you like oh yeah I know what he likes no I'm just saying those position jokes are only meant for a feet long ding he's I'm going to have to do sensual drama genre I'm going to have to do something else oh you'll have to like turn people on I can't do the King Kong weeny thing King Kong what's that tu tu probably going to be um oh he's so considerate sensual he's so consensual style that's a cinematic that's what gets me going cinem cinematic with foreplay you know like it's not so like bust on her belly wipes it off with a warm towel or it's got to be like like role play like like help
10:12 help me with my homework and then the tutor comes over helps me you know yeah so it's got to be like I I know my what I look like so I got to play with what I look like right so it's like you want me to do your laundry girl you know like sensual stuff oh skip those parts though I mean would you get stuck in the laundry maybe everybody know yeah everybody knows he just really does a Joe right right when like are you okay yeah people are watching it like he's about to get stuck yes he just keeps a little bit of bleach and he goes in a little bit of baking soda so it's girl porn cuz they're like damn this guy's he's a guy that does laundry is there Market is there a market for for porn like that yeah I'm sure there ISS see think about it guy does all the
11:03 laundry folds it nice hooks you up and that's it cool no that's it that's it there's Girls Gone Wild and guys being considerate guys doing chores I don't think there's a a category for consideration in porn the cooking guys cooking guys no the sexual the sexual cooking dudes oh yeah on social media and it's just a ████ Brown where they're like what yeah there's a they sexually cook food yeah Brown sexualized like like there's a bread and he go yeah that's who jacking off to that ████ ████ gross know I'm just saying I've seen that that should be ████ illegal honestly I saw an opposite of that there's an account on Instagram it's this girl she doesn't do like nudes
11:54 or nothing she just looks like a nice girl and every V there's like aund something videos on this IG and they all start like this she just goes do you want me to make you sandwich and the rest of it just her making a sandwich and I think I've seen that one into the camera and all these guys are ████ like oh I love this I want this is she hot she's like a decent girl no but you know what word it is sexualize though it's the outfit she wears yeah it's the outfit yeah but the fact that she's wearing booty shorts she turns around she's chopping vegetables with the ████ ass not being only fans you're just making sandwiches in different outfits no but no no I know she makes really good sandwiches it's a brunette girl right yeah yeah yeah they're really good sandwiches Every Sandwich pull it up P I don't know I don't even know titties are bouncing around and stuff but the sandwich though it's legit sandwiches we're talking BLT like
12:45 pressed sandwich they look amazing talking paninis so she just oh it's this one sandwich cutie cat better be some pan could do a good Philly Philly cheese wearing make a sandwich oh I love and then she just makes the sandwich baked Pudo she really took that uh girl make me a sandwich to food videos I will watch those food they all start like that look hey you hungry want me make you a sandwich hey you hungry finishes shut up that's what I'm saying though dude she's wearing some booty shorts and stuff but when she finishes does she serve you you don't think that's like a nice outfit we need to see the end of the video thought was no but while she's cutting while she's cooking though doesn't don't you see butt cheeks no no that's not that bad no Asian I don't like the way she says it five in a row I'm out you're not her audience yeah I don't like the way she
13:36 says it she's actually cook all the all the sandwiches are different too it's kind of cool there's no butt cheeks so far all right maybe I imagined it sour okay oo that's a good crust that's a good Crush she left it all long enough wait what wait what she oh she's doing a cheese she's doing a jalap I'm ████ oh wow she next leveled it oh oh my God throw for me it's the but it goes back to sexy again there it is when I hear that's it when she puts the knife on the bread sexy in between she does sexy she does sexy food gets me ████ thirsty like nothing else man like I'll cook you a plate I'll cook you a plate
14:26 say it again hold her the secret though how did that that was a fantasy it's got to be a guy behind like why does it have to be I think the GU I think the guy is like all right this is how you do it and then he's pimping her out and then like she's like one of those girls that like um but I got to do it because like I got to I I got to I got to do it cuz I love them I got to make him a sandwi oh she's just marketing oh she has I told you that hey but honestly that's a really good way to Market her only fans but that's a good Standalone account you don't need to go to the other stuff right you could just go to S content because part of me feels like oh because she's not showing her ass on Instagram that's kind of cool imagine going to our only fans and being disappointed that there's not more sandwich you made the sandwich already I already seen you make this you're like hey why you looking what else can you do with jalapenos yeah let me see what the
15:16 ████ we have the same internet someone's going to subscribe to her only fans and and watch her masturbate and go what the ████ where's the sandwich what would be the you said you were going to do a pastrami dip huh what would be the guy version to what what do girls want to see I'll do your laundry no girls don't want guys to do laundry do your I'll fix your car you see that dude who's like handyman stuff I don't know if that guy's name is Thor he just chops wood oh I seen jacked out of his mind jacked like crazy ████ chops crazy that guy's hot there you go you should see this one you know CL he like takes his belt off a certain way he's hella hot so wood workking okay okay okay okay Clark little is this photographer in Northshore and he has a son and um this isn't even sexualized he's just a good-look boy like he's like
16:08 he's like a handsome Surfer guy like and uh they own a a plumaria farm that flower so he's just promoting the farm right and it's just this like chiseled Surfer boy imagine with a bunch of flowers and he's talking about come to the farm get these flowers we grow them this season comments all these women are just straight up thirsting some dudes are hella fine though yeah if if you're fine it helps I think and also plumaria is if you're a hella fine dude but think about it you're a good-looking guy and uh you're selling flowers and it's already attract hella women there if you're a hella fine dude and you're in a like almost unexpected genre mhm it blows people's brains so what if we do like a hot guy like Anthony or something and he's like hey he want some flowers and he goes pick some flowers and he
16:58 gives it to the camera will go have to be that'll be ████ over but the big joke is that he's always this far away and then he always has to like kind of good close to the camera do that walk that's the Kink yeah everybody loves the Kink that the walk look at how gay this fo walks what you lose hell of followers if you did that thank you Sten I got one I got one a new account to you can only go up all right it's a it's a handsome man uhhuh that willingly goes to Costco with his wife and has a great time with her okay my mind is still stuck on like carpentry or like him building something all all all all right where his muscles are all flexing he's like hammering stuff and like drilling Nails into the wall yeah that dude's sick you know what
17:49 it is I'll be by my lip too 100% watch him chop the next piece of wood yeah it's a bunch of videos of a guy going you know what you're you're you're really good at Aromas let's start a candle business on Etsy like it's all about a guy pointing out a skill and saying to start a business and the girls girls ████ come into that oh he listens to me I would love to start a small business yeah like did you just swipe here this is your sign to start that small business you were thinking about cuz I think dude you know what they got it bro it's it's just it's a guy every time it starts like this why don't you just make your own jewelry yeah smart guy makes me idea come on it's funny cuz I've been I've
18:40 been having the same conversation with Tiff about having her to start up her own ████ like vintage like that because you're solving you're coming out how about this then how about this true see that's what we need on our team there that's it yeah you're right halfway through no no this is it this is he just listen right and he go no advice he's just listening and he goes how does that make you feel oo I like the listening that's too much what too much too much and he's like too much it sounds patronizing well that's why the blue patronizing wow goes viral every time he does that you see that oh yeah BL Clues guy he just like looks at his camera and goes like how are you how's it going dude people go off on the comments all right all right ████ you or what if you go like what do you want to eat for lunch and then just just stare
19:30 at the camera don't even ask you no don't even don't even bring food up don't even do it don't bring it up dude don't just look at the camera the respons what you feel like what's on your mind today you just asking a question stay super quiet 3our video just yeah yeah occasionally chopping wood just listening chopping wood chopping wood okay great the comment after chopping you chop the wood you be like you do look great today that's it you're not fat in that dress you're not fat at all though it's 100% a trap also by the way tell her she looks fat in the dress does this dress make me look fat in a in a in a different in a nicer sandwich technique right but I don't think you should lie about it yeah you should be like oh no I like this dress better how about if I were Rosie odonald
20:21 fat hell yeah is it cool if I'm like oh that dress doesn't make you look fat the patriarchy does yeah and then she'll eat that up I'm so get off me oh stop ████ me get off me
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