0:00 girls always ask questions like that yeah and then they find out things they don't work you know what you don't probably actually happened he was going like this and then she's like oh what are you thinking about and then it was over after that [Music] back in 2017 there's a guy named Tony Parsons who's uh age 63. he disappeared right in this remote Scottish Countryside area and he probably wanted to you probably want to escape the the hustles is that right is he DB Cooper no he's not but that's such a good story right there um he just disappeared which left police which left his friends and family can like totally like you know when you when you have ████ questions that don't get answered you're just unsettled and it's just a mystery right it's a good way to feel wanted recently uh in a high
0:51 court uh attendees heard how a this much-loved grandfather was tragically killed actually in a late night drunk driving accident right appearing in court the guy Alexander McKellar admitted to hitting Parsons in his Isuzu D-Max pickup uh on this highway in this bridge area in September 2017. he got ████ scared and stuff because he was driving drunk and all that stuff so he wanted to hide the Murder By ████ digging up a hole with his buddy and then burying this dude right damn this hole ended up being what is called a if you guys are familiar with this term which I had to Google because I was like what the ████ is this a peat bog basically a bog that like you know is almost like a swamp yeah it has like all this yeah so they bury this guy in there uh including his belongings and then nobody knows like what happened where's uh where this guy is eventually though this dude uh the murderer gets into this
1:43 you know relationship some chick and then he confesses because everybody's always eventually going to confess right what an idiot and he even goes and shows her where it is oh what that's the stupidest thing ever that's a true weirdo move we're all trying to back up like you shouldn't have done it so the secret stuff well we always you know because he's the main characters are trying to be on his side yeah and ████ chicks can't keep a secret he wants you to get away with it dude we're on your team there's nothing chicks can't keep us secret they can't they can't especially when it has to do with murder especially you ever asked your chick like if you find out I murdered somebody would you snitch on me they always say yeah yeah so just me it's just me to ask my wife this question no would it be the other what about the other way around I wouldn't snitch
2:33 yeah yeah that's all the boys and then one of our wives is gonna say something like Nikki he's kind of dead and then the boys would talk until they're wise and then and one of the wives would say something spread it again it all goes back dude this is yeah the boys the wives read it again what's your explanation of Nikki it was an OTR topic I had to ████ say something I I was looking at the clock and I was like I got nothing bro let me ask the room if any of those others ever killed anybody I had to say yes it was the boys I said you're a cute little murderer though this woman what she does in her snitch attempt right Bart's gonna tell you exactly what she does give me the location first people keep bogging Glasgow what did the girl do what did the new girlfriend do step by
3:24 step their girlfriend or a wife I believe it's just a girlfriend new girlfriend okay like couple months maybe so the new girlfriend she goes on Google and she goes how do you make sure no one finds out and then she types because all girls are bimbos but types out her boyfriend's first and last name uh didn't kill anybody and that's how the cops find out that it was this guy because the first and last Google searched this yeah but she was in incognito mode that's what she said if she's incognito mode they don't have hair you can't ████ catch it they can't see it no ████ Trace dude I don't think girls are used to incognito mode because they don't have very little use of it they don't know what they don't even know about it very low reasons why women should use incognito mode only travel vloggers know because they use it to purchase tickets little known fact I didn't know that
4:14 actually I didn't know that I thought I was just using it why do they do that that's what I thought too did they log in your cookies and then they go oh you're really trying to go to Spain this year aren't you um I should be on Incognito right now uh that being said this quote unquote quick thinking woman what she actually did was there was an empty Red Bull can that was in that car and so in that area of the site she just dropped the Red Bull can and then she gives an anonymous tip to the police even worse I give her too much benefit of the doubt I thought she was gonna try to help cover him up wait she wrote something in the Red Bull cab no she just dropped the Red Bull can as a marker like an x marks the spot type of thing yeah and then gave an anonymous tip to the police in 2020 about like look for the rebels and saying look for the Red Bull can you imagine she goes
5:05 look for the rebel can and in there you'll find directions to the place you might ask how I wrote it you will find over there a Shasta bottle you think you think this guy was like you know what I think it's time to take this relationship to the next level and I gotta level with her yeah and then she's all like it's a gangster Next Level though because maybe she was like you know I hope you were more open with me like I just want to know the real you and he goes oh you do I want you to love me for me and then like would you love me if you knew the real me yeah yeah that's dude Right girls always ask stupid ass questions like that yeah and then they find out things they don't work out or you know what you know probably actually happened he was going like this and then she's like oh what are you thinking about
5:55 and then it was over after that it's over yeah oh I was thinking about how I murdered a guy one night and they started they started fighting about he never communicate with me I don't communicate they come here yeah you want to know about me come with me it's like yeah you murdered a guy whatever Brett you didn't ████ murder a guy practically I did motorcycle ████ show you ████ I'll ████ show you exactly yeah just like you're such a ████ I'm a ████ you've never killed anybody in your life he's like I'll ████ show you [Laughter] that's what it really was he's like I'm a ████ you you don't even have the guts to litter oh yeah
6:45 you wouldn't even litter at that and she's like watch me ████ you or what if she was like super goth dark arts cosplayer and then like she got with this guy because she thought like oh he's a little crazy I like that and then she's like wait you're actually crazy you kill people oh I'm gonna ████ call the cops it's because she just wanted to cosplay vampire ████ not like be a vampire she's a ████ poser really she wants to look like you'll never be a virus she just watches Rob Zombie but she doesn't really like murderers you know and then for him he's all like oh yeah she's gonna really love me when she really sees that I'm a real ████ murderer and then she's like I just like watching murder documentaries I don't want to ████ like be with one I wanna ████ date Rob Zombie yeah see that's true you know it's funny because uh obviously us talking about how like
7:35 girls will ride everybody else you're gonna tell your boys it's like this dude did tell his boy literally supported by the news yeah our narrative supported by the ████ news yeah what do you want what more do you want what else could it be man it happens every time not even our narrative dude it's just us being students of life and learning this truth yeah ladies always snitch the ladies always people always call them do you think Jill would hold a cigarette for you if you kill somebody hold a secret yeah and not tell anybody or if you think she would snap she should write you out Geo actually secretly has a penis she probably would keep the secret wait what he's just telling the boys yeah okay she's a little peepee yeah she's a little peepee and I don't think he's a little dude I don't think it's a little bigger than barks I think it's bigger than mine watch the bodybuilder now that means his dick gets smaller day by day literally
8:26 gets smaller around his body like if you fall into my Ig in about two months he's gonna be doing one of those ████ like holds his underwear up like this and there's nothing and you're actually as a straight man you're still trying to see what the schnapper I'm zooming in dude when you do your bodybuilding competition are you gonna have your your little panties go over the hip or you're gonna are gonna be below you gotta show the beast but you just reminded me I should have to order it I haven't even ordered it yet wait what do you got to order you again board shorts no you have to banana hammock the banana hammock when you actually have to order like a specific it's such a good term for I think don't we have the elephant ones is there like a nude division where it's like okay to just be naked everyone's mature about it and they're not like well with Bart all you have to do is to say hey I'm a photographer it wants to
9:16 just drop them and then he will yeah uh if Photoshop is so hard to do yeah is it okay if you just ████ it yeah okay can you bend over let's take a picture of your butthole for the back it's gonna be really good for the shoot we're really just gonna focus on the men's health part of it really it's for the boys it's for the boys my mouse it was not detecting I just I can't Photoshop you sorry you just have to leave it in I'm sorry man that reminds me of that one Bobby Lee green screen thing when he had to fight dragons but he's like ████ sucking 20 dicks he's jerk you stabbing dragons like this yeah they got him good huh yeah I got him so good yeah I'm good they did the man dirty [Music]
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