0:00 [Music] i heard you guys talking about mike tyson earlier you guys mike tyson fans ████ yeah i love him who isn't i didn't know how messed up he was i watched the documentary in what way uh like i knew he bit a dude's ear off and like all right whatever but like i got a dude's ear yeah dude a legends you're off yeah okay yeah but then like i didn't know barb was it barbara walters have you seen that interview where his wife just interrupts the interview no no see mike tyson's like on 2020 or something like i think he had maybe just retired and started to find some stuff or maybe he was at his pre-tattoo mike or yeah pre-tattoo we're talking bad ████ mike uh and then his wife who uh is super famous i didn't know uh she's like in fresh prince she's in of other stuff too she literally interrupts robin gibbons maybe is that her maybe it's one of will smith's ladies in the show in the show the one that he
0:52 assaulted yeah but she comes interrupts the interview live like 22. yeah why are you doing that dude nobody happened right didn't he like if you can bite a man's ear off he raped somebody i think yeah i believe you might punch your wife yeah but also though robin gibbons is like notorious for like ruining mike tyson i don't know what the narrative is that's because of this i think yeah she literally interview interrupts the interview it's in his house on the couch she just sits down and starts like talking to barbara walters and kind of and it's kind of like awkward at first so she didn't learn a lesson i'm just kidding she's obviously both dude that's what makes me think oh bro she just starts telling the story about how he beats her and stuff and he's kind of sitting there like he doesn't know oh my god wait so right in front of barbara wall on the camera the camera's rolling mike tyson's like yeah when i was a kid i like peanut butter and then she just ████ just comes in and says actual
1:42 i like peanut butter that's so crazy she used that as an opportunity to finally come out and be like yo protect my ass this guy's ████ nuts yeah because there's twenty twenty castles he was ████ nuts though to be honest and he admits it now kind of you know what the story you know what the story is too i think there was a very famous story i'm pretty sure it's rob mcgiverns where mike tyson comes home and she is having sex with brad pitt that's the story maybe she deserved it there this is like thelma louise brad pitt because i think he was in that did mike tyson beat the living ████ out of you i think how is brad pitt ████ up brad pays brad pitt alive you know why because he knew he was gonna be a great actor he's like that's when he went fight club mode he's like i gotta get jack bro mike tyson's coming do that i'm gonna let you go cause 12 monkeys is really ground breaking that movie
2:33 [Applause] damn dude well i mean you know we all know old mike but you know this says that mike tyson said he actually used to punch people who asked him for autographs see dude all these stories that's a hell of a no bro that's a ████ stern that's one of the craziest quotes and you don't think he's ████ beating up girls too at the same time come on man he was different back i'mma ████ you til you love me it's one of his great quotes dude like i was nuts bro maggot that's what he says dude how's it going i'm a ████ you yeah that was a good one i heard one of his interviews where he's talking about like you know when he trained 12 weeks to like literally murder someone and then when you knocked him out in the first 40 seconds he goes you don't have enough blood yet that's why and the gas station when someone comes to talk to him beats the ████ out of him he's still in that ████ raging
3:23 mountain i ████ kill them in 40 seconds i need more war dude but that's that's real though dude that's really real that's like he hasn't really came yeah you know what i mean like his yeah blue balls yeah he's got blue balls but for violence they say that about actors too who go like method and ████ like you can't snap out of it as easily because you're just there what about daniel day lewis is he like the ultimate ████ method actor yeah he became an actual like shoemaker did he become a boxer he became an actual lady there's him there's also like heath ledger and ████ yeah yeah that's true that's kind of ultimate when you when you go all the way and you can't come back that's a little ultimate knight's tale dude but we all it says you know we all know i'm right now she just did not lay on a horse i was like dude i love nightstall you guys like nightstand i do i do love nights to be honest it was fun as ████ uh but we know iron mike was uh known for having a violent streak beyond his baddest man on the planet and he spent
4:14 time in prison for rape famously bit off evander holyfield's ear but the 53 year old now feels awful about his behavior and says that he lashed out at his adoring fans because he was unhappy it obviously makes sense every time it talks about his past seat he could just cry yeah i think he feels so bad dude he was ████ up he just balls just starts bombing feels so bad about uh his past you know like his animal deal like there's obviously the tigers and stuff that like movies make fun of but like uh he loves pigeons yeah oh he raised pigeons one of my favorite pictures is him ████ painting a pigeon i thought that was photoshopped no no he raised pigeons as like a teenager when he was hopping like foster homes and then he would just go on the roof was he into pigeon racing i don't know but i like fed them and then started like raise them on the roof and then maybe they sent messages yeah i'm gonna win this one all right
5:04 do you know where do you know what he credits his uh life turnaround to ayahuasca marijuana smoking cannabis yeah really for sure dude every time you probably mellowed him out he's like yeah why i have to medicate always like bart said right there gonna cry have you guys seen his podcast yeah dude isn't he always high he's like some episodes like i just i watch along with habib because i'm a big hobby fan but the whole time he's just non-existent like he's just on the couch like he's just there he's a placeholder yeah he got so big that he was like you could even open his eyes dude he said after i retired i started smoking what a mistake that was i should have smoked my whole career oh so he was sober i should have smoked when i was fighting because it put me in a different state of mind i'm very relaxed and the more relaxed you are the better fighter you are at least in my case that's true but that energy was so
5:54 entertaining though but back then though i feel like old school fighters you kind of needed that mentality it was like you can't have sex you can't ████ do anything you wouldn't have been the same dude you wouldn't know especially back then yeah nah dude yeah he would have just been winning clean and not doing things like rape yeah potentially but i feel like but at the same time though for an athlete like that in this type of sport in that like day and era i don't want to say you kind of ha obviously the rape stuff is up like that's crazy but that mindset of having to be a killer all the time and going out there and smash like it's hard to turn that ████ off and that's why you don't see very many good fighters that yeah like especially nowadays like back then it's a totally different time any sport though right like the kobe mentality the mamba mentality the jordan stuff like some guys need that well how many how many how many of those guys bounce back in general celebrities in general when you have that kind of a record when you like
6:44 are ████ up fans raping people sexual misconduct and like still are adorable i think that's why he's so lovable now he's one of the few that's like that he's cartooned really went into the deep end and kind of like found a new voice and he's like you know mellowed back out and he's found like success who who else has come back after such dennis rodman true i mean even kobe i don't know if people love the kobe state i love robin no but kobe didn't ████ up like he had a rape that's true no but i'm saying is that right sexual assault whatever you want to call it well he didn't go to jail he didn't you know yeah but that's who knows why but it's different from tyson true so tyson really ████ up like he was on you know but also maybe because we expect more out of kobe because he's like there yeah when you look at mike tyson he's not all there i got someone who'd beat tyson yeah oj
7:35 oh you see that fool on twitter hey man it's not okay you're playing golf today welcome twitter you just ████ know the goal but i also don't know if people love them no no no there's some juices people do love them the juice is loose they're so juicy but tyson be like an ip man four types of you know what i'm saying i think he's out of careers he's starting in a ████ bollywood movie no way yeah dude he was in like the hangover like true i think uh people people separate tyson from his bad better because oj even under the funny golf stuff there's always like uh what are you doing with them gloves on always funny comments um and tyson like i said you guys didn't even hear that 2020 interview like some of that got hushed for some reason yeah they did a good job i mean his pr people did a good job right yeah they did that's how that works but yeah it's fascinating because we do see mike tyson
8:25 as almost a cartoon character a lot of the times like the simpsons one you can disassociate yeah you really can't just because i i've seen homer simpson strangle bart and like i remember my mom was so offended by that when i was a kid but then like as an adult like i'm i i just disassociate all that stuff from a cartoon so it's almost like that with mike tyson and he does have a cartoon so it's like a deeper conversation like cancel culture we don't have to dig into but like like chris brown yeah full i mean he beat a famous person he came he beat up another girl yeah he just got popped again again i don't know anything happened after that but there he was like oh yeah somebody had matthew he released a new song recently though right yeah that's top three everyone can't resist smacking people dude bro you beat up rihanna dude that's what i'm saying like you beat the most famous queen ████ too yeah bro fenty you can't be ████ touching rihanna like that you know what i mean i think someone uh some of it has to do with how many times you jack up two because then like what about bones jones everyone's
9:15 like wanting to forgive his ass and then it's like the next one he hasn't dumped any redeemable stuff so even with chris brown he beats up a chick but he has a really nice love song okay cool like john jones you got to fight him john jones didn't have any fundraisers car washes ████ balloon animals nothing it's just he's a pretty scummy though so if you slap a woman and you build an elephant out of balloons you're cool whatever the people vote for people vote for chris brown i think it depends on the audience right because are we listening to chris brown like is it a male dominated audience it's probably female you know what i mean but i definitely stopped listening to chris brown a lot i gotta admit that because i started listening to r kelly even more no way some of the i was about to bring him up because there's layers to this i've always listened to him as a joke though that's the difference i never listened to him in the beginning it was a joke no dude that ████ was i believe i could
10:05 find a hilarious song the passport song questionable but it it's catchy dude can't stop remix that's my favorite i think about it in my head pretty often let me get your passport do you have your shots do you want to come to america how about this how about this name the name one chick who ████ up the bounce bag who ████ up remember everybody got mad at janet jackson the booby yeah people got mad at her is that the most out of chick that's what i'm saying like maybe one chick who raped somebody bounce back with a career or a chick that punched a fan in the face yeah i don't know yeah that's true i can't think of one i don't know if chicks ████ up as hard as guys know where it is but i think it's a time thing chicks need to be leading this country hey way to get laid bro
10:56 i'll tell you just gotta get ████ bro hell yeah man they love that ████ future's female dude hey come suck my dick at home [Music] you
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