0:00 [Music] all right so two people were rescued after falling in a chocolate tank at pennsylvania's eminem mars fact that sounds like some charlie into chocolate factory ████ man remember that ████ fat boy that fell into the river if two people fell it just reminds me of those like fights in 90s movies where you fall over the rail i know exactly what you're talking about the fugitive and ████ that ████ always happens they even just did that like a couple years ago in like one of the bomb movies oh my god it's perfect i'm thinking i'm thinking of the joker now from michael keaton with jack nicholson where he falls into the ████ tank they always follow the vat of something nefariously
0:50 hey chocolate though i would be down to fall in a pool of chocolate once oh absolutely i paid to do that but they died right yeah they're dead now no no no they they actually they actually got turned into chocolate uh superheroes did people eat and once one super villain yeah one supervisor yeah yeah i thought you said they pulled them out oh no they later killed themselves over the embarrassment oh no they're not dead but they're in a hospital oh no you'll never get the facts they have to be chipped away maybe that's why or they have you ended up with a thin candy shell or do you think that they just take them out and then they're like man it's too
1:40 bad these two i think they're i think that it's game over for them and they just leave them in a room and then they're staying they're like frozen like this and starts like gargoyles that's the beginning of the ████ movie that is good oh they get wrapped in like ████ foil and ████ colored foil oh do you think it's ████ boiling hot though oh yeah that has to be yeah because i don't know but you know when you like dip a ████ strawberry into like fondue chocolate it's warm it's warm it's not it's not burning hot though because then the chocolate will get ████ up yeah it can't be a certain burning chocolate it has to be a very specific temperature it can't be bubbly well i'm hoping the temperature is not life-threatening temperature the worst part of the story is that they've you know you guys are probably imagining they're they're swimming in like a big tall tank right yeah but it's like waist height no way so it's like
2:30 ████ horse diving from the 1920s oh so that's why they still got hospitalized because like they oh didn't have to do with the chocolate so then they fell and then they just hit the bottom of the table why was it that tall if there was only this much the great ████ wine stopper oh you're going like that yeah like in the movies yeah swims the edge and pull yourself out so does that mean they had to dump all the chocolate because it was contaminated that's the worst part they said they're gonna still use all the chocolate okay good because i don't like it when people waste food they just run it through the chocolate filter one more time yeah yeah yeah yeah just do another chocolate funnel filter it because i'm against wasting food big time even if there's like human in it well i mean they just fell in it were they kids
3:21 they didn't like child labor to be fair i'm one of those guys that when there's like a hair in my like food i'm like oh this is gross i pull it out and i throw it like and you finish it yeah but when it's like multiple that's when i go that's too much it depends on how long if it's like short and squiggly yeah they were yeah two two double check not me say what their genders or ages are is long just that they're contest winners oh they're contest winners yeah that's all it says so they got the golden ticket dude people are the gym the winners they're legit living out the movie the charlotte charlie and the chocolate factory movie you wanna hear what happened to the guy in the ████ glass elevator what happened to him he's dead dude he's ████ dead whoa they launched it and they're like oh ████ we probably shouldn't figure out where they think but that's supposed to be charlie he's supposed to own the
4:13 place how come there's no like live leak video of this i feel like i know there's no cctv footage the best articles are always the shortest and they have the least amount of cool images did you guys see the mr beast made a ████ charlie chocolate factory i did yes in fact i'm going to click off of this video and go watch that right now over here plugging mr beast like he needs more plugs ████ guy here's a call to action guys i saw i scrolled over this is how i watch youtube now i just scroll my scroller over the ████ thumbnail and it does slides and you can kind of see it and then you're like that was dope and then you just move on to the next video why do i do that too why can't i just click on the ████ video oh you know that's that's that's that's that's a funny thing to do it's like i wonder if when mtv was was edgy they would do that they go hey you know
5:03 what's real cool vh1 [Laughter] dude ████ it we're actually yeah well didn't he doesn't he do ████ because of like trees and nature and like helping the world i don't know dude but this is like we're in a toilet huh oh my god there's the chocolate river cake there's a chocolate toilet it's either a cake or not oh you got to eat the toilet it's a real toilet what's an ad what is this i feel like you could tell in real life if it was real look at that there's a darker toilet that's for sure a cake have you seen the show where they do is it cake or not yes and it looks completely fake we're at the ████
5:53 chocolate factory god damn it they're in it that is the chocolate fact dude they got ████ gordon ramsay oh ████ there's ████ gordon ramsay there yeah let's go because it's mr beast this guy's good i didn't get to that part joe you're just like you're just sitting there on the thumbnail and you're watching like yeah yeah joe you're so strange i love it and then i like to read the captions because you know the video just just goes yeah like automatically and then i see if i want to watch it oh he dropped it he dropped the dish oh they're making like uh scrambled eggs oh oh scrambled eggs having a chocolate factory would be pretty ████ lit no request all right do you guys wanna do you guys want to go in on a chocolate factory yeah but with what money joe yeah with what money drink we're all wrecked we got wrecked ████ that's true
6:44 well i'll i'll get back there and let me stick my cardano and we'll talk about it all right let me just take my thirty five dollars a card because if i were to make a candy factory you guys wanted i i have access to a chocolate factory for real yeah only dark chocolate though i don't like nothing else oh yeah didn't your friend make it big with like freaking my buddy has a shop in pasadena it's it's bean to bar so he gets the beans and he makes the chocolate from the whole thing yeah i like it it's called car artisan chocolate what car artisan yeah he but is it one of those like bougie-ass chocolate like it's just chocolate you go in it's all like it looks like the kind that you drink coffee with no it's not i want that cheap ass chocolate the kid that the things that give kids ████ cavities i
7:35 want but is it like a cool looking you know operation yeah yeah or is it like a bunch of stainless steel and then there's the shop is pretty fancy it's pretty nice we're trying to see oompa loompas you know what i mean yeah we'll get some opa ████ white overalls and green hair i paint myself ████ orange dude i actually don't really like chocolate do you does anyone not like chocolate you just don't like it at all yeah this is because i had a traumatic incident with chocolate one time what was so traumatic about chocolate you ████ this is my birthday and we were in australia for that tour were you there no it was the year before you guys went down yeah nick wizard and so it was my birthday it was october right and we're at this club and then they're like oh it's happy birthday surprise here's a cake and it's a chocolate penis-shaped cake
8:27 with candles in it and then i was like all right let me blow out the candles and then they ████ like my face and that's why you don't like chocolate and i was like kind of on stuff and and i was drunk so what were you immediately uh i was i don't know it was probably laced with something it was it was supposed to be uh mdma but it was like something else for sure so then you just saw yourself getting slammed in a big black dick yeah i was in the zone bam yeah it was funny not that i think back at it but then he's so high it's it's it's a real big black dick yeah and so i like struggle i was like mad i got super angry and then after that i calmed down and i realized like oh ████ they were just ████ around and why am i tripping and then after that was it lit though was the candles lit uh no no no no i was it was like i just like that this happened to you and instead of like you don't like
9:18 chocolate now but dicks are fine i watch bbc porn all the time that whole thing made me just go like ████ i hate chocolate dude like i don't want to eat it well i'm glad that you don't hate black dick yeah no that's because that'd be way worse that's that's discrimination bro it was dumbo wow it was annual i think it was dumbo and i think charles was the one that held me he held my arms bro those are good homies dude do you realize how ████ funny that is though it is funny because that's your head getting pushed down to a like what looks like a penis so that's a little bit but did you like chocolate before that incident yes how sad they ruined chocolate for the candles stabbed in the face or something no it didn't i just can't if it makes you feel better i've also been given a penis cake
10:08 for a birthday and they have also caked me with it and i for some reason love chocolate and penis more no way now i shoved my yeah it was just that combination with that moment and the shock factor do you think you're high that explains everything you think if you weren't on anything like what would your reaction have been i wasn't like oh it's a ████ joke [Laughter] and they're like where'd the cake go i probably would have just laughed and like just ate it off my face or whatever but yeah that was something that like could have sworn there was a cake earlier do it when people bring it up to you are you like oh guys i had a traumatic chocolate incident [Laughter] when you go to ghirardelli's are you like where's the trigger warning [Music]
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