0:00 because if you don't and you're always catering to their level of IQ yeah they're just going to be ████ yeah that's true like taika this morning he goes Papa where are you going he sees me in my backpack and I'm like I want a Legoland with all my friends ████ tell me the truth [Music] all right so this article right here allow me to explain as best as possible the context before making too many quick judgments let's make quick judgments guilty let's go straight to Quick judge we like to judge here these are fun pretty fun I think they're racist the headline is Florida police officers are accused of jailing their young son over potty training accidents okay what they jailed their own son I knew that race to teach them a lesson though yeah so Florida police officers accused twice of putting their
0:50 three and a half year old son in jail cells are they parents Mom and Dad yeah oh and they're in the police force and they put their son three and a half years old in jail cell to punish him for potty training accidents that's harmless you gotta teach him a lesson yeah it's just it's like bringing their kid to work yeah but wouldn't it be funny though if he's sharing that cell with another hard murderer and he's like what you in here for a kid he goes I went the baby in my pants yeah I ████ the bed I went to pee pee in my pants he goes oh that's rough and the way he talks about it he's like yeah like I did some hardcore ████ at home like I shut the bed you know my sister I get all scared of him yeah he's like whoa this guy's a fruit let's get ████ to the bed yeah I feel like it's like an episode of scared straight you know and you're just like a ████ unruly toddler and then they're like or go to jail or we don't know how bad the kid was at potty training maybe he was just really bad he keeps ████
1:40 himself he's like machine gun ████ all over them to the level where he deserved to be jailed well I mean obviously why you have the smirk on your face what I'm not smart you're that's a smirk that's not a smart that's a smart you literally have the curled lips on the side of this Market yeah you see the smoker I see your smart my smart yeah so um obviously you know things get really really dramatic and stuff like that they were interviewed by a state child abuse investigator who was escorted to their home by you know this County Sheriff's deputy whose body cameras on and recorded the conversation can they just ████ arrest them yeah just it's just what are you gonna arrest you know I'll arrest you child abuse investigator [Laughter] now all the whole family Goes to Jail the parents have to go in there with the kids how did you even make the news what's going on so everybody's just
2:32 totally like yeah just take your kid to work then there's no problem here yeah that's what I would do I would love to throw kids my kids in jail if I could it would be funny yeah scare the ████ out of my life literally being processed there's a mug shot record yeah just handcuff himself using a room I tell my I tell my kids every day I'm like I'm Gonna Leave You at the ████ pound dude I say that all the time how do they take it well you have kids you want to answer his question huh you have kids yeah I have two pugs so I have two kids oh where are you saying Anthony why'd you say oh like that dude they're ████ they're real babies okay oh yeah oh another dad so what happened so tell us the big ████ reveal dude no there's no big ████ reveal or anything like that it's it's just a matter of like it's kind of uh there's two sides to it right
3:22 there's people that are like this is child abuse and then there's is it though the parent side that's kind of like yo like it is really like take my kid to work there they they claim that they have oh it's like for real they also have an older son where they did the same thing when he was younger and it worked haven't your parents like faked call the cops on you before when you were a kid yeah it's just that kind of ████ you're just trying to teach them a lesson it's not like no real harm and then it worked because I was like no I'm sorry I'm calling least and you're like no I can't go to jail when I when I got caught stealing candy when I was in like fourth grade at the supermarket from those bins of candy and I was trying to be all slick and my pockets were just filled with candy bro it was like ridiculous got too greedy dude and I was like pretend to be like oh what's this over here I was putting stuff in my pocket anyway that was a menace man my mom was like talking ████ to me she was
4:12 like she was like I'm gonna call the ████ cops on you like you're gonna go to jail you're not gonna steal ████ I'm just like I'm so sorry no it didn't work because you kept on stealing stuff from Target I did I haven't in a while and then she called the security guard who was like a cop in my eyes any grown-ups I was like I'm sorry bro and then when she pointed the security guard I remember being like like on another level bro like it's over like I'm gonna be locked up ████ we're family dog how can you do this to me yeah for real I felt betrayed as first gen Asian Americans I think we always have a higher threshold for what child abuse is true because they actually got abused like anything like that we just hear we go because that's amazing is like oh that's parenting yeah yeah depending on you get your ass whipped for no reason what the kids Behind Bars like this going right yeah
5:04 that's a cute image but I think that's a ████ this guy had a hide in a grandfather clock dude I think we're I think we're such a heavy minority in this opinion though I think the greater Nation I think the greater Nation really thinks that's child abuse but we're just like I think certain ethnic are gonna be like what are you talking about bro this is nothing yeah come on dog yeah I do that right yeah I mean but everyone got their ass beat I think if people don't even know like let's say they don't even have an opinion they're they're tending to sway on agreeing with it out of safety but Asian American first generators are just like openly like that's nothing yeah that's true or I feel like those strong American families are probably that's nothing too yeah I ████ locked my kid in the barn yeah but I think some people some people tend to think that like that agreeing with that helps prevent it in the future yeah
5:55 you know it's like more of a forward-thinking thing but we're just like look dude I don't think there's anything wrong if both of your parents are police officers they want to take yeah to jail for like like it's worked in hospitals and they would ████ with me all the time and and like if I was coughing to be like oh that sounds bad oh you know what you know what could be could could be a considered child abuse is when Jimmy Kimmel makes all his viewers send in videos of like the Grinch running and stealing presents and running out isn't that why they discontinued that oh really yeah they stopped doing the Halloween the Halloween prank because they deemed it child abuse so I think this isn't the same ballpark they stop they stopped doing the Halloween thing we're like oh I ate all your candy and the kids start crying they literally got complaints oh my God you need to kill
6:45 those parents that's what I'm telling you like it's it's a thing where like even if you don't really believe it you feel inclined to take that side just for the uh The Virtue signal yeah can we have like a like a new class in high school with like unpussy 101 or something yeah like imagine like let's say they're both Olympian swimmers yeah if they want to throw their kid in the pool to teach them how to swim they're gonna be the best lifeguards to save the kids that's what happened to me exactly right my cousin say here who are you to not be an Olympian swimmer to complain about the way that they're teaching a kid how to swim that's true yeah that's true yeah so I think 101 I think the father actually articulated this pretty well he said uh to the kid he's like I said you know what I do for
7:35 a living I said I'm a cop I take bad boys to the jail that don't follow the law so that's what I did I said you know you aren't following the rules let's go to jail I just used his profession honestly don't think it's a big deal at all that's what I'm saying because to a cop a jail cell is just a room like it's just a room at your job yeah it's like if like when I was a kid my parents would leave me in a room at the hospital while they finished work and I would see that's ████ up bro to them it's different but like to another person they're like how dare you put them in front of like patients with their heads cut off like so what find a little more cool though dude right like I don't understand this whole like insulating yeah what are they making people from the world yeah that's a new thing that's why we're all in trouble yeah we're gonna make some weak ass generation whatever they want they just want the kids to keep pissing in their ████ beds all day yeah oh it's
8:27 he's 18 now it's fine I think this ████ works I think you gotta scare the ████ out of your kid alone yeah dude the cop parents they don't they don't have time to clean beds they're out catching bad guys yeah catching bad guys man you think they will come back and see the pissed bed like bro I gotta go I gotta go yeah I'm not trying to attack ████ nuggets I'm trying to catch Bad Dudes ████ yeah come on ████ nuggets I feel like when you were a kid adults were always like kind of messing with you all the time just makes you smart yeah like it's smart like just like either like bantering like oh why are you doing that like like or just just teasing you yeah just messing with you bro like I feel like I do that to kids all the time and I realize like oh I'm the only one doing it but I think that's how you help kids develop like true common sense and critical thinking because if you don't
9:18 and you're always catering to their level of IQ yeah they're just gonna be ████ yeah that's true like taika this morning he goes Papa where are you going he sees me on my backpack I'm like I want a Legoland with all my friends ████ tell me the truth and I was like no I'm just kidding I'm gonna go I have to go to work sure don't are you really really good you can start deducing yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and then next time you ask him where he's going so I'm going to Deja Vu any parts like wait who are you going with I need to go with you hold on let me get my sweater so so what else is in the curriculum in on ████ 101 yeah what else don't take life too seriously ████ around more but all of our parents think we're ████ ████ ass ████ dude 100
10:10 dude and they're they're right they're right I love that I love that they think that I think that's great yeah my mom what your mom thinks you're your heart your heart she thinks you're a saint mom thinks I'm stupid oh my mom thinks I'm stupid too don't worry is in like IQ no no she's just like come on why don't you go I want a Marines I'm gonna shoot some ████ and my mom's like you're stupid like that you know I mean I was always like I'm gonna do this because I want to do this and she's like yeah you're stupid what does she think about you wanting to join the the sheriff she said why would you do that it's like you're gonna kill yourself what's your answer I was like what are you talking about good future benefits baby you want to retire go baby and sacrifice myself he's really trying to join the LA Sheriff oh yeah dude yeah yeah let's go pass the background let's go I got I got multiple tests hello hard though uh and
11:01 then the physical right after you did the physical already no check your balls they go can you cough for me Sheriff no but I didn't realize the multiple the multiple test is just High School comprehension yeah I mean you don't I need is hard is that hard for reals I'm not gonna lie man that thing was kind of hard everyone said Mark my life is like what are you talking about this is easy and I'm like I know that's the problem it's not yeah you might be no no yeah so you got to read a paragraph and it simply goes what what's the problem according to the passage I'm like oh did I even read this correctly yeah ████ you're still gonna pass for LA Sheriff's though I think you should start at Montebello mall security and then oh it's not gonna help me with reading comprehension Journeys
11:51 city did you sound out your words if I do it quietly it started going so this guy Joe went up the street and it goes Joe went straight down the street it goes like that you're dyslexic when I read it out loud I get it no you're he's gonna pull you oh he's gonna be like this is the problem bro yeah I think it's like wait a minute you should just be you should trap for Hawaii Five-O first no I did actually NCIS Hawaii no I think so I got to believe in myself it's a process I got it I will that's why I'm taking the practice test now take a bunch of them if you pass background I think that's already a pretty good step okay but if I can't do reading comprehension how am I supposed to write my report don't say that on the video yeah I mean practice hey you just need practice Doug hey in college I was doing this
12:43 [Laughter] that's what I'm doing right now Joe Bro dude hey you'll be fine man that's part of it I got it I got it as long as you know there's some guys out there who are reading that test and they go I'm a good ████ reader and they're and they're probably really bad at it at least you know that you're like I want to do some work just shoot the right guy mostly most of the time you'll be okay I just want the benefits man the benefits [Music] oh foreign [Music]
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