0:00 happy Black Friday everyone we have a special deal going on everything is 30% off from this hoodie fear everyone careful boys merch including the fear everyone socks link is in the description box below it's going to end at the end of the month so go now a lot of people their concentration face looks mean what's your work face when you're at June B work face you drink [Music] welcome back to another shallow episode of the careful boys oh shallow one absolutely shallow pal or maybe it's going to get deep can we get deep here let get deep who knows all right all right what's something that people assume about you because of your appearance or demeanor they think I play basketball every single time do every
0:51 single man over the age of 40 is like oh you play basketball right really Tyler how tall are you 6'4 it's funny because like I don't even I don't know what that's like at all for someone to assume a sport that's interesting yeah every single man is like and when I say no they get offended they're like well if I was your height I'd be playing oh yeah because they they just think of what they do with your height huh people used to assume I new Karate and then I was like that's so racist but it's true cuz I did take karate you go to karate camps yeah you know what I mean yeah you you like yeah you really like karate there's like Clips you doing kilin kilin is deep karate no but when I was a kid cuz I was like always doing karate at recess cuz I loved Karate Kid so you're saying you're doing karate recess and people go up to you and assume you're doing karate cuz I'm Asian that's why yep it's not the bull cut and the doing karate in the
1:41 field no it's cuz I'm Asian and they go you you you do karate it's not the Rising Sun bandana you have on he's doing katas and ████ it's not people playing handball but they're like who the ████ going Haya over there it's not the bonsai tree you're trimming dude Joe's trying to break textbooks in half and ████ and you're like I don't do karate that's racist yeah dude you you're the probably the most like people probably assume all the time that you're cuz your ears I honestly when I before I met you thought you were mean I told you that no I I okay so we had a guy our buddy Josh at the gym and he comes he was taking photos for our websites and stuff and then half the pictures like my face looks like I'm such an ████ one of them I'm looking at rattes I'm training retes I'm looking at him and I'm like I look like I want to punch him in the face but I'm like that's probably not a good face to have
2:31 but then but then what what would be a better fa like do a better face than that that's what you want to look like you see yeah the other one's better so it's concentration your concentration face is like a resting ████ face I think I think I have a resting ████ face in general just show us your like resting face when I'm doing anything around the store I'm like the yeah you know uh and then then I got really ████ up ears so they're like resting Ninja Turtle face man and you know what's crazy so you the other day I think I told Anthony this but the other day I was we were getting sushi with our friends all you could do sushi spot yeah and there's one guy just kept staring at me and usually when guys are staring at me I know they're ████ looking at my ears or some ████ or the jack off under the table he's like
3:21 trying to size you up he's like I want all you can eat this boy he was with his wife right and I look over I look over and he's like making eye contact me and I'm like a and I like I look away and he like looks away we're flirting with each other at the what this ████ suddenly my heart's pounding he looks over I over his table no he pulls out his phone and I can see from across the way taking a picture of you bro he's Google Imaging cauliflower ears and he's showing his wife and he's like he's like really is he like excited about it and then all I hear I I see the Google image and I'm like that's ████ those are ears like you know ear that's how close it was this was not Stealth at all he was probably where like that all the t-shirts are over yeah like I'm sitting here he's over there and I can see it and then I all I hear
4:13 him say go yeah like you have to get plastic surgery you can't get rid of it and I'm just sitting there like and then afterwards I'm walking out and then like we were with a group of friends and they were like oh that you I think that guy recognized you or something cuz he happened to be Asian usually Asian people recognize from the show hey and then I was like I was like no no no he didn't recognize me he just was showing off to his wife what C ear looks like in real life like oh just a side show I'm a ████ circus Freak No but people give give me a lot of people think that oh you got ████ up ears like nobody ████ messes with you yeah probably true but most of the looks I get are like really for real cuz people don't don't know what they don't know what it is they just look like you got elephant Titus or some ████ yeah and then
5:04 sometimes Tiff Tiff will hear people speaking in Spanish about it like oh and they they're just like talking about like what the ████ is up this hereo ████ elotes over here they're always like talking about it murmuring is there a Spanish word for it that's different well ears are just like um oras or something like that oras oh so you hear that and I'm like oh they're talking about mirrors they're talking about me me again well it's like you know it is pretty it is pretty shocking I don't blame them especially if you don't know anything wait how old were you when that happened the first time I he got it when he was like a white belt too yeah I got when I first started I ████ sucked so I was like and that's the worst thing is like you suck are people more prone to it people are beating on a white belt like that oh yeah it cuz I started at MMA gym so it was a very different culture you know but uh I had really I have very big years but like as a kid
5:54 like I had freakishly cartoonish ears and I always had big ears so I think as soon as they just hit the map they were just ready to ████ get destroyed cuz they just get in the way all the time so now people just go like what the ████ people like double take all the time or little kids they'll talk to me and they'll like look over my ear and they'll touch their own ears and I have to tell them hey man ████ eyes are is it one of those things Ram though like having big tits yeah yeah that's what it feels like this is what big tits feel like the same thing hey pal are now you know how it is bud it's kind of nice is one of these people that like you don't actually care about just random people it's like whatever but like people that you would care their opinion they look at you with respect though if they know but then again it's like but those aren't those the only people that you would actually care about in terms of their opinion cuz it cuz it's kind of like not
6:45 about my ears like it's such like a thing that I forget about all the time that it doesn't really how do you forget it's your ████ whole branding yeah but it was like it started off as a ████ like nickname and it started off as a funny like Instagram that's the E and nte yeah I asked him this yesterday I couldn't figure it out I wait shut up I'm serious you didn't know that no I thought it was like his training something like Nick training endurance or some ████ what yeah and I was like no no it's just oh my God no I was just kidding it's an acronym Nick training ears it is an acronym the ears off that's funny that you thought that first and then the second I think I just thought he was like you know Nick training profal he thought he thought I was deeper dude yeah I thought it was like a certified thing yeah dude technical equipment I don't ████ know technical equip oh
7:35 ████ maybe I should change it Northridge technical that's if we don't make a shirt run dude that' be sick love Northridge I love the city of northd I would trade the Bea the beauty of my natural ears all right the Perfection of what they are for yours if I had the skills of a black belt like that I know it's the worst imagine having the ears and you ████ still suck that that was my first like you know 10 years of training so maybe the ears got you to go I need to get a black Pelt so I can I I don't feel weird about this n but it also just La it just matches my lifestyle it's like what's the point of me getting my ears fixed if I'm going to keep doing this true yeah it's going to keep yeah it's just going to keep coming back so that was more where all the really important children that can focus on the beauty of your eyes yeah I know but there's so many black belts that don't got the ears yeah
8:26 yeah that's true that's also true that's very true you other friends that have the earch as well yeah I yeah a lot of my friends have it but um actually a lot of the black belts had the gym I was just thinking about that none of the black belts at the gym have it's starting to hit him now it's all the MMA the MMA guys get it more like cuz they just get cuz they punched in the ████ ear yeah and they're and I suck at Jiu-Jitsu how come kyokushin guys don't get it they don't punch in the face what yeah they got crazy Knuckles though you see their hand they do bare knuckle fighting but but it's you're only you could kick in the face but you can't punch in the face and then you just you could punch in the body different rules it's all bodies 10c body is this yeah but you can kick him in the head it's wild dude people be getting concussions and ████ the cion curses everybody dies at 50 isn't it useful to
9:16 have hard ears though when you're like grappling yeah yeah when I ████ put them on somebody it hurts it hurts it hurts you or them probably hurs that it's not it's not comfortable that's why it's useful cuz it hurts him cuz I love the pain but it is kind of nice where like people won't mess with you that's that's pretty cool I like that like people just leave me alone but what if there's a tough guy that don't even understand what that is and they yeah like your neighbor across yeah my neighbor who was like I see those ████ ears and he's pacing up and down that dud was barely sentient though yeah exactly so but then again like if you're in a drunk setting and they see your ears they're going to try to ████ with you oh they'll be like oh you f you think you're tough and I'm like I'm just trying to sit here with my friends you know I'm not trying to bother anybody and come like oh ████ I'll beat your ass dude that's probably more likely to happen when people are inebriated around
10:06 you you know yeah but then that's happening to anybody around them that's true that's true that's true what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never released director's cut and another one to H for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details is there a sport word like you wouldn't want people to know like if they're like oh you do you play like darts ulate or like do you do do you do like yeah dancing dude a dart a dart
10:56 glove that's so stupid oh Batman or something you know I don't know I'm sure anyone who's playing a sport probably doesn't feel embarrassed about it right no they they probably have some pride in it except for Jiu-Jitsu dude Jiu-Jitsu I think people that love Jiu-Jitsu like love Jiu-Jitsu such a such a weird subculture Anthony's getting into it Anthony's ears are going to be ████ up soon please don't like you here's the thing though I will say if my ears get ████ up I better commit to it yeah now you have to like match the Bel he's getting punch in the ears now get you to stick with yeah suck him every time he down there do do you feel the jiujitsu bug I feel the Jiu-Jitsu bruises yeah that's a start yeah that's how that's how it starts makes you feel laugh how's your stamina though I bet it's not bad dude he held up really well
11:46 I was dying dude also though there was definely one thing that me and Mike said in the parking lot of 7-Eleven getting protein drinks after is cuz you know like you just feel Bart said this really well after just to class you like you're just so zened out you like everything really just like and there was only one thing I could muster up saying I was like you know with jiu-jitsu if there's anything I know for a fact Asian people do smell the least that's so funny W who's the worst I told you dude ████ told you it's crazy cuz you're in there for those even those three minute rounds who smells the worst who's the worst who's the worst so what about your appearance and demeanor for sure it's white dude peopley people smells dude when cuz it's different it's not like you're just
12:36 walking by different races and you're like in there with them and like everybody's been sweating so you just and then when you go from like three minut around here and then 3 minut around to this type of person or three minut around this person and then you just know the distinction you're like wo this is a powerful I'll I'll say this though this is a little embarrassing but I was uh I had some Armenian food for lunch one day and then I was training at night and I was like I smell bro the food the food made me smell the cheese well that's the whole point right it's like usually the diet in general usually that's what it really is and I was like oh ████ I better stop eating this before I go train so now it's postwork out now just postwork but that feta cheese there so are you talking about Sahara ████ Sahara is so good I can go in for 20 minutes on just this topic Alone song just going to keep it brief there's a
13:26 little Armenian bakery down the street from us and it's very good they won a James Beard W okay oh wow best what do you get there they do like these uh these Bor EGS you you know what a Bor egg is it's like a turnover and they have put like meat and cheese in it come on and then you get aide a lab is it the ████ thing where they put Sunny Side eggs in the middle that's a kapuri oh you I like that kapuri but they got a really good one what's the topic of this video what is the topic this video have you been accused of a ████ sport by someone just looking at you let's go with Kleen next no just assumptions based off your appearance things people assume about people think you're a Russian spy when they see you especially with your red hair I definitely have resting ████ face people think you're mean I think you're ████ mean 100% you say things
14:16 all the time that're nice but it's kind of mean I thought girls develop that over time in life cuz they're tired of guys walk walking up to them see do you have a relationship with the whole you're tired of just tired of humanity I feel like when I first met met you you didn't have resting ████ face so she got tired I got more tired over the years yeah well when I met you I think you were like really Smiley and it was like really sweet so who who broke your heart and made you dark who turned you Dark Side an accumulation of experiences over the years it's a composite yeah preist resting ████ face man a lot of people their concentration face looks mean what's your concentration face what's your work face that's my work face what's your work face when you're at June be workface a
15:08 drink I didn't know your work face was going to be a face I never saw you make that's new yeah that's a new release I hi welcome to the store I assume on Joe's uh appearance that he's one of them Asians that votes red what no come on that's subid man with short hey with short hair or long hair oh long hair long hair Joe is a whole different thing long hair Joe is a Camala supporter yeah or or not though or I think go either way yeah yeah this guy lives off the grid he has his own water yeah doesn't even get a ballot in the mail yeah exactly long hair Joe is I'm I'm chasing tornadoes or hurricanes that's ████ hilarious trying to surf during a hurricane thunderstorm do Haw have tornadoes but even then that means he's probably also conspiracy theorist Joe which means he's probably still
15:59 going to vot you're like a crocodile wrestler what's an assumption that people could make on Anthony see gay n that's not n Steve's not here today dude gay yeah right sorry I'm just triggered you're one of them cool Asians that's what they would say you're one of the cool Asians people that aren't Asians you you look like a guy who's holding yeah that's true I feel like you know a guy who sells Coke or something like honestly for some reason if if I was if I didn't know you and I saw you at a party I would I would ask that's true huh I hey you do give off let me see your hands let me see your hands put your hands out you look like usually you have more Rings right am I tripping you usually have more Rings got today h Anthony looks Anthony looks like he knows where the party's at yeah
16:49 that's true where the bar is or or he's got the place he's got the fun place to go at night do I need my other ring yeah you look you're a notr looking dude you look like yeah you look like you go out yeah I go in yeah you go out all right I got to put you got to put on the pinky ring that's yeah if you have a pinky ring I'm like this guy can sell me Coke this guy can sell me Coke like I don't even want to do Coke but I'll buy it from him cuz he's like he'll show me a good time so you're saying I'm trusting if I want to buy coke you could trust he has the best quality Coke yeah yeah yeah that's a funny first impression that is that is interesting I've defin never gotten that before just a random guy oh that guy's got something on him no but like that idea that you party is like yeah I can see that I can definitely see and he does party yeah it's cuz you got cool style and ████ you
17:40 you wear cool Brands you got like party sounds so like it sounds like a teacher like with the teacher like telling kids especially if I saw you get in your car with the rap on it I'll be like this guy party is like a celebrity or some ████ big party boy that's what I would think I do look like I know the guy that drug deals Anthony gives like ████ boy energy yeah yeah that's true that's true that's true that's true a sex it's cuz of the tattoos man I'm like I wouldn't want you if I didn't know you I wouldn't want you run my wife too like too long you better get the ████ out of here bro like no no don't be don't be talking her like this get out of here you're one of them king of comedy Asians yeah yeah oh all of a sudden you funny she don't laugh at my jokes like the way she laughs at yours oh no like what do you mean you like his
18:30 Rings what do you mean he sells Coke he sells Coke that's that's who you want that's who you like Coke more like drug ring you want a guy like that in your life to tear it down and he does party the kind of bad boys girls love the drug dealing ████ boys I am not Mr steel your girl okay but uh you know what I'm going to take it all as a compliment what does Ryan look like he's the guy I get the coke from yeah I'm the West Co supplier for Ryan looks hands in your pockets covering your you don't even know what he actually looks like it looks like one of those things where if AI takes his hat his glasses and his facial hair off you're like that's Ryan today that's true today Ryan looks like Off the Grid Ryan like he looks usually like usually when you're wearing like your regular t-shirts and and like uh like your jeans
19:20 I'm like this guy's a musician or something this guy plays like this guy's X military yeah right now you look like I realized that on my way out I'm like I look like a military you look like doomsday you look like youd sell me a fake vaccine card right wait but you got to see the pants though once he backs up then it come it gets rocker again you know oh yeah yeah if I didn't know you I'd be like you're you're a world traveling musician or some you're a bass player Ryan looks Ryan looks I was thinking B too Ryan looks unemployed but he has a lot of side gigs I swear modern Lumberjack I still think music producer really yeah like the producer not the not the front facing doesn't have like a look though does it he look like Alchemist he looks like odd job Ryan like he Alchemist you know who the Alchemist no I was thinking of Full Metal Alchemist yeah I'm thinking full
20:10 metal there's a producer named The Alchemist and you kind of look like him knows what I'm talking about he's hipop guy no you just like mob deep he did a bunch of mob deep songs like he's like deep o like hip-hop OG oh wow dope I like that I no I think Ryan looks like a guy that just does odd jobs on Craigslist no he's a doomsday prepper who's on a boat in a lake cool the way you look right now look like you on a boat you're a fisherman or some ████ that's pretty sick I think I like that a lot and you sell me drugs yeah you sell Coke and you hid your money somewhere but you can't remember where there's a map somewhere he's got stories for days when he that's the original Bitcoin guy that lost the USB yeah but like the back in the day version God damn it yeah you go to Mexico in your boat to smuggle drugs
21:02 back to Oregon and then I'm your I'm your front guy over here you're a pilot who just learned last week this guy and I want everyone to know it yeah I do retail he does wholesale y that's that's a good that's a good it we use my storefront as a front to actually distribute yeah the myy cocaine collab I even got a business idea all jokes are based in some sort of Truth so it's true not mine nothing jokey about that what does Bart look like bonus autism yeah artism autism just as a whole
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