0:00 [Music] all welcome back to the careful Boys Everybody Steve wants to know what you guys want for Christmas not true I didn't say that what we want for Christmas from from just in general Steve he going to buy it for us I will not crush it on woo Steve When you crush it on wo when you become a multi millionaire on woo oh from Steve yeah what are you going to buy us for Christmas I don't need to go multi because I just want to cash out a million this time so I'm going to go the yeah I'm if I get the one I'm just going to get the one and when you get your million are we capable of having Christmas gifts from you yeah reason too expensive under under under 500 each $500 here's what I want and it's under it's under 500 and I would like
0:51 Steve to give me this I want Steve to set up a N64 gaming day at his house oh easy mode yeah but I'll charge you 500 bucks for fck no why would that cost 500 bucks dude we should do that anyway I mean it wouldn't but that's this whole like it's almost like an entire day it's fun yeah we should do that it would cost your whole entire day which your day rate is your day rate is about 500 bucks we should you talking about a Christmas present in general or from Santa Claus if he was real like what do you from Steve when he gets cpto Bitcoin ahead of 200,000 that'd be really cool how would you celebrate my pinky toe hey I would like I would like some of those uh I would like those sweet N64 wireless controllers you had those are sick those are sick yeah from the live stream when we play Mario Kart they are
1:42 I looked them up they're dude they're 75 yeah that's right cuz of shipping yeah crazy I looked them up I was going to buy them for here and then I said no way I want you to build a roller coaster around your house that'd be sick and we could ride for for your Christmas present around his house cuz I got a big house yeah that's fair my yard's pretty empty so but I got a pool there so it's kind of got to go over the pool maybe it could be like a log ride where it goes through the pool all right how about how about imagine you're like a kid today what would you want for Christmas from Santa isn't that the same as what do you want for Christmas yeah but then we're not going to be saying like crazy things I want my family to stay together dude M Santa would tell you just to say something else no he's like no no don't you want something else Santa work with this yeah what am I going to do kid okay let's take the photo let's take the photo isn't that a movie troll where they they're like Santa I just wish they don't get a
2:33 divorce and ████ that was like every 9s movie went home alone he asked Santa to bring his parents back or whatever and the guy gives him like runs or something yeah he gives some Tic Tacs yeah tic take the photo kid take the photo not the banana Lang Santa from Elf that's my favorite Santa oh yeah dude absolutely Bart's thinking hard right now he's got his hands together Bart's actually like okay so if Santa's coming what am I going to okay he's like I guess the other prompt was better huh no go what's the budget because there's a couple of things under 500 bucks oh under 500 bucks yeah no that's that's no that's on him winning a million dollar whatever the ████ you want what do you genuinely want for Christmas this year bwan who has like 18 guns maybe wants another he's going to say something like time oh how about like how a CCW for California no cuz Trump's already on that oh cuz once you get it in Vegas you team he's
3:24 doing the reciprocity thing wherever wherever you get it in your state all all states have to Interstate CCW Interstate reciprocity is what he's on is there a special permit that lets you have like that's my commander and chief extended mags and stuff like that huh can you get a special perent that lets you have like extended mags and like other kinds of that's how about that for Christmas unlimited bump stops yeah thinking I'm thinking come back to me Nick Nick goes first n I'm even worse dude I don't even ████ know what I want I do what do you do you know what want no I know what he wants uh you want uh the what's it called the limited edition ghee n dude what limited edition ghee what are you talking about I from super rare oh I know what I want I know what I want but I don't know I don't know if I'm a
4:14 Believer that's that's the reason why I haven't got it yet but you know there's a on Amazon there's this like metal pipe thing that if you fill up your bathtub with water and you put it in It'll like keep the water warm so that it's for people that want to take daily baths but they don't want to like keep filling up the bathtub and going like wait is it like a SV it's a SV it's a SV but for a bathtub that's hilarious and then I keep looking at Amazon I think it's 15 bucks you're the most boring human being that has ever existed or lived in the you don't like to show your toe take a hot bath if I could every day but how often do you do it though once a week once a week yeah but I feel so wasteful when I fill up the whole bathtub and then you want to reuse that bath water though hey don't take Azie it takes time to fill it up sometimes that's true last time it took 4 hours cuz it's really cold right
5:04 now so it's like 40 50° so if I want to use for your jacuzzi yeah get up plug it up on the side but then like now I have to plan you know I can't just go oh you know what I want to go jump in within 30 minutes how many things do you do unplanned Bart yeah true that's a whack take this is my favorite to yeah hey you know what I want for real though cuz the way that I'm defining Christmas gift is something that you wouldn't Buy it for yourself because it would hurt too much like using your money for it but then if someone gave it to you it' be like a well welcomed gift right a Back to Future pinball game oh buddy that's sick that's so it it's like I could buy it but it would hurt I would feel like it's a bad decision or $15 Amazon me I would be like you are my Santa cuz you it probably hell expensive it's probably
5:54 like in the it's a few thousands yeah it's like up there money some but then like I it would be an unwise thing for me to buy but if someone were to give it to me I would I it would make my ████ Christmas yeah that's an older one though you deserve it and there's probably some really rich JK fans out there PL gamer Z whatever the guy that kept donating hundreds the thing that worries me about pinball you know I want to pinball machine what worries me about it is you have to learn how to maintain those M you do yeah you're right you have maintain you got to be your own handyman with it yeah they break down cuz it's all moving Parts oh ████ they got to probably greas it's like a car yeah unless you get like a new but you might hella like the maintenance element maybe but it's like little itty bitty maintenance do you like the pinball place in Vegas Yes I don't yeah I mean I'm not really into pinball places i' like Back to the Future pinball specifically that machine is so dope
6:45 what I want i' love to have a couple of suppressors really how much does that get that is a way cooler answer how much how much is that they're not too they're not they're not too expensive but I think right now it's I know that there's like a filing process and that part makes me go what does it cost I don't want to do that I probably takes it's like 3 to 400 bucks but then you got to wait like 6 months and stuff so if someone could show up like if the ATF shows up and like check this out we got this for you and the paperwork I'm like oh ████ thank go can I dream a little big you can dream big you can dream a little big I want a but like come on like I want I want a a, square foot cigar room that's pretty sick that's pretty huge that's a big fill up with ████ big that is AD that's a legal Adu right
7:36 there two bedroom Adu this size that's a nice kitchen too and it's just all cigars everywhere and like hum well maybe there'll be a special humidor room but the rest would be like T like chairs tables everything TV it's just like a man cave so now you're asking for furniture as well it's not just a cigar like the yeah it's like a man cave like a peaky blinders looking room you know and we can hang out you guys can come over we can just maybe we'll just record there instead of here yeah that sounds like fun okay well I I want a new house but I mean you couldn't ask for that I could you could dream big but cuz I know your house was pretty cheap so you'd want a more expensive one it's it's basically two cigar rooms of yours you want a whole cigar house that's crazy hey do you still want a Ruckus at all are you over it what the hell is that I'm over it especially the
8:26 bike that he got stolen the moped yeah I'm over it especially in Vegas okay is it too hot Ron is better huh it's because of like I was in like Alhambra and Glendale When I had it so and so the streets are small and getting to like your local tea shop or restaurant was like really really easy and everything's flat you get the ebike now you don't give a ████ yeah the ebike ebike is better than that cuz you don't got to gas it up I don't have to gas it up yeah way better I don't even have to have a motorcycle license still have my license yeah true why why you got extra or some ████ no I just wonder you got an extra L he bought it for you he's going to return it now cuz you said you didn't want in the back of your car right now he was going to surprise you that was this whole video is about now we're just going to put in the hydraulic press oh ████ it's a big ass hydraulic press that smacks the next video yeah a crush moped what would Steve Green want for Christmas Steve yeah what
9:17 is he Filipino food no not true he wants a lifetime supply of Filipino Buffet no definitely not Second City tickets ████ you Chicago Maybe oh yeah are you interested in that new ████ uh 4K Nintendo 64 mod ooh that's cool but it's sold out that's a great gift cuz it's hard to get what is that it's the new it's a independently built N64 that plays everything in 4k display oh wow it's not expensive it's just it's just hard to get I don't care about the resolution at all okay like I like what I got on the switch with the controles it's easy yeah what about a projector would you want a projector projector's sick but I don't have a room for the projector what would your life be without games in crypto hey what's up guys just in case you have seen some of these lovely pieces on some of our
10:07 gentlemen here these awesome Jade pendants or you may have seen the recent JK Adventure where we went to Jade Jewelers just remember that the sale is on now if you want to visit the J jewel. you can even find some of the stuff that our guys have had and way way more the selection is huge so make sure to visit the J Jewelers and check out what they've got check it out let's go I don't play games oh you don't not really I played Nintendo 64 my with my neighbor Mormon that's it I thought you played like the pirate games and ████ like that you played games what are you talking about when the Pirate game oh Pirate game I played but you don't after that you don't play no more that's been a bit longer than he's played it yeah yeah for real well nobody's in it anymore I and I used to play Pirate game just to troll but it's not even there's nobody there so with um okay so you would only have like football left that you that you
10:57 were like really into yeah football season to the Colts oh that had to fly ████ that plus the you have any autographed Colts memorabilia I do yeah have pton Manning autograph wow yeah yeah picture of him what if it was like season tickets like box tickets to the Raiders I wouldn't go they suck it's not about that it's just the pain in the ass you got to go there get a park and all that ████ I go once a year to a a football game once a year ago but not season tickets would be a bit I feel like for Steve his hobbies and everything is like one thing crypto it's pretty it's my biggest hobby yeah yeah for sure and then yeah watching football and something but if you make it so ████ much on crypto and you're like I have so much money already I don't know what the ████ to do with it then would you get bored with crypto golf all right all all
11:47 right golf is what I'm going to do next yeah well cuz you play golf my buddy Ryan plays golf it's just a no-brainer Mormon plays golf easy I'll go and just watch so I could smoke a cigar on smoke cigars on the course dud they do it all the time or just make it a 1500t cigar room and then put a a golf simulator in there but I'm going to want to be good at it I'm going to want to be good at it I know what to get you and I don't want to say it because it's going to spoil it but now I know what I'm getting you really wow golf clubs Make some noise so I can whisper to them to figure out what he's going to get me that's genius it's TI right that's ████ genius dude thank you he would love that right mhm don't tell him don't tell him you just tell him say genius when I'm done no
12:37 Ian pretty pretty much summed up like what you will really appreciate I think I found the one thing really what is it like ████ flatable woo sign he could have in his it's got to be I think with Steve it's got to be comedy related like it's got to be something that he what he appreciates was like this was a pretty genius idea like a comma blow up doll Young America Foundation hat no it's it's a big Nick Fuentes t-shirt that guy unreal what would you have you didn't say a real one yeah yeah I didn't say a fake one what did you say again he bigger house he wanted a cigar house ████ fake he wanted a whole house bigger house I want a bigger house so what's a real one though actual just like like grown man Christmas gift 2024
13:31 I'm really basic with it even though these are kind of expensive one would be like a a new barbecue that's a good but you could get sponsored I got a new house that's a great adult gift I remember when Trager was giving out hella barbecue grills don't tell me about stuff I'm not going to receive just be blue balled right now cool ████ you guys [Laughter] received um and then two I have three actually two would be like a whole like snowboard gear set you snowboard I want to get back into it oh ████ let's go I want to go could be a pretty penny right there how close are you to going snowboarding like how what's the if I have a set I'm like Bart let's go but like how long does it take to get to where you would like 40
14:21 minutes 45 minutes and it's real snow it's not like Big Bear Mountain High you keep sleeping on Vegas keep on sleeping keep sleeping baby 45 minutes to real snow fresh py you know what though a couple years ago it used to be like 20 bucks for locals stop blue ball me on ████ I can't do all right it used to be out hey you're that far away you should get a set right yeah but at the same time I also should get a barbecue right at the same time number three what kind of barbecue though like you use the barbecue every weekend probably probably propane bro you for like 300 bucks I like charcoal bro relax 200 okay F what's what's way more gangster give me that get a basic Webber and you can do all kinds of yummy stuff you can get for $50 about the wood anyway all about what you it makes good food yeah just charcoal if somebody would gift me a
15:14 year annual membership to a jiujitsu one year ████ the Glendale one the Brazilian jiujitsu one gra gra bar Glend with Mario Lopez those are real things that I want to get into but it's it's going to cost me you got to pay to play yeah pay to play D well I thought you would have wanted something golf related defo literally anything golf related I get myself cuz you like it that cuz I'm already into it I've already invested enough where I'm like I like this I'm going to do it those are all like uh in a different version like new Venture that I would have to invest in to enjoy which will all always they'll all happen but it's just like which one is going to be the financial priority it's too bad you don't have a bigger house cuz you can one of those screens and then you do swings into the screen a simulator I literally said that's going to go into
16:04 his 1500 cigar room no no no I know but I just wanted to point out that your house is too small for it that's the main thing that the main the main thing at least I'm already doing what you want to do hey what if I got you one of those uh things you know those like chairs that are on your stairway so it helps you up like people it takes you 30 minutes to go up the stairs and then n's like why did you get this yeah for one flight of stairs for one she'd be like she be like why'd you get this the second I sitting on it and then the cat sitting there we're going up slowly she's like all right she's like yeah but I keep hitting my ████ foot on the metal okay those are my serious answers all right all right what about you what would you want man I think I would just I've been getting a travel bug I want you want plane tickets yeah I want to go
16:56 to Japan my mom just she's in Singapore right now and your boy has serious fomo I wish I would really have you been a single yeah I went in 2019 that was the last time we went um I think and I've been really itching to go to Hawaii I feel like I need to be by a body of water like that Southwest is doing 40% off to Hawaii right now really water's gone 40% not now you'll like it you'll like it for your future trip it's probably still warm compared to ours I went to Lucas film in Singapore oh they have a Lucas film they have a Lucas film there they have a Yoda F outside ████ like that is it coming out of his mouth going out of Singapore of all places so sick singaporeans big uh Star Wars fans I have no idea when he said Lucas film I thought he was like poorly saying something in Asian I was like I don't really do that much except off
17:46 camera with a poor accent power oh you know what I would also like a vintage ski ball machine hey not bad damn that takes heavy brown wood balls can't get one in here those are three grand for real yeah the real ones the real yellow ones not the like new fangle got lights on it but the old school Chuck-E-Cheese ones oh dang where you hear the click clack of the balls once they come in yeah and it's heavy three grand dude wow oh dude ████ that NBA Hoops machine oh that's pretty which brand though the one with the ████ you know it's like Lakers or C oh that one you can duel against each other yeah those are sick that's the one we did at the arcade spot and I smoked you you kind of did okay you did okay was that the Little Tokyo one oh smoked I'd be down to have a sprinter van too oh dude straight to the B huh
18:38 damn it's just that's a little more expensive that's yeah it's a lot more expensive run usually the way I want it hooked up he's he's probably going to get like one of those 12 it's probably like 200 fully loaded what would you do with it it's called the uh Wago he knows exactly the would drive to the strip and drive back at 5:30 there's a cuz there shower in their sink stove uh there's two seats in the front like this and then they turn around so they could face the other two seats in the back oh you want to go camping with it yeah yeah yeah and then there's a bed on the back and the bed the bed uh it comes down or you press a button the whole thing comes up so now this is all storage wow it's very more than his cigar room I want a horse got it
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