0:00 [Music] more poetic justice today y'all a criminal who mugged and injured an old lady has suffered a horrific attack in prison dean kenyon age 35 required extensive surgery after another inmate poured boiling water over his arms and legs that's poetic justice though right whoa you have a grandma yeah and you get ████ up don't touch those grandmas but what is that one supporting justice part though that you got ████ up oh i see what's poetic about it yeah well i guess that was what i was oh the poetic part is that grandma's like that grandmas use hot water all the time like tease and stuff
0:57 yeah they're mine they're mine you wear them they look way better those those are steve's actually but yeah i thought they're nice because bart looks like a librarian because that's a naughty librarian dude yeah you kind of are not even but when when steve wears it he looks like he's on a computer a lot he also looks kind of hot though yeah anyways dude kenyon was in custody after he snatched a purse from a 79 year old woman in january knocking her to the ground and leaving her with life-changing injuries poetic justice life-changing on the ground he grabbed just say it whenever he grew on the ground huh but he got life-changing injuries too so that's poetic oh once you get burnt it doesn't really go back the way you want it to no you look like fried chicken yeah it looks bad you look like fried i used to call this girl fried chicken because half of her body was covered in burn who used to no they used to in high
1:47 school i never he switched it to a day right when you got a ball he was like they did joe is that poetic justice not for her so uh no you know what we should call it jamali injustice that's what it used to be you're changing the game on me man oh ████ i got it i kinda like that better some of us can't partake in that then it feels a little exclusive it's okay i'll allow you so who called this girl fried chicken these guys at school oh they're like hey you know that girl and i'm like oh yeah she got a pretty face dude she's ████ like you know par wide part chinese and ████ oh i know who you're talking about like oh oh he's the day and then they're like and then they're like they call it fried chicken fried chicken they're like oh yeah like her name is fried chicken and i'm like why and they're like you ever see her back and then she does have a burn half of her body is burned because when she was a kid like you know
2:39 um she was ████ with the stove and ████ and then the stove the the hot water fell on her back and it melted she's cute though she used to hang out alice right do you think her mom was maybe making fried chicken because i think that's what would be called oh no you're all wrong i'm going to say that oh i mean joe never mind see i'm not used to it yet that's that's kentucky fried i justice like that's ████ up man i don't know don't laugh she's still burned no i'm laughing today okay so he uh he had boiling water poured over his arms and legs resulting in uh fried chicken i mean skin grafts to his arms and legs he has had five skin graft operations and his mobility is to be affected by these he's currently heavily sedated and is in constant and searing pain while being served mashed potatoes
3:30 and corn and uh the court her besides for having chicken and honey that is good that is good the court heard that kenyan's level of remorse is significant yeah ████ with his lawyer describing the 35 year old as mortified by his actions that's how's that point justin i'm mortified i don't know i'm so lost in this one fried chicken let's just bring it back to fried chicken if someone were to harm an old person or child or whatever i think we should do fried chicken justice like instead of the kentucky fried chest like let's imagine somebody sitting in a chair right jolly bee justice we'll call it charlie be
4:21 [Laughter] j.r jr and ████ jr justice jr justice justice aquino um joe is such a worldly man that when he hear when he hears about those girls he's like captain crunch no quicker oh it's quicker quicker over okay they both got it though they both got it all right imagine a dunk tank right but a criminal's in it it's a fried chicken duct tape oh hot oil hot oil and you throw ████ biscuits and he's breaded too he's bread he got a different ████ on an egg that's really good oh my god he's breading other than tar and feathered it's breaded and burned breaded and burned up and then eaten am i right of
5:11 course see at least the skin i'd eat the skin is this guy alive after yeah i think the part where he has like remorse is it shows that he's alive i think he needs to so it has to be a flash it has to be a flash fry that's right yeah yeah or splash or a little bucket a little bucket of oil oh like instead of ice bucket challenge it's a hot oil challenge als challenge that like amount of pours or dips is like how many counts of like felony or problems double pride yeah like that and then he'll know how much he messed up yeah you know that was a medieval like technique to keep people away from the wall so like when dudes with the battering rams and ████ they would come oh yeah pour the oil and then like on the what do you call it the battle tower ████ they have holes where they can ████ just dump the oil
6:01 on the bad guys it's just been egg and powder and stuff and just bread in them should have thrown marbles down the old home alone they get through the gates all these ████ guys are working oh yeah they fall on their swords too bad home alone wasn't you know out there they would have known they had no idea they should've just heated up the doorknobs you guys need a battery just come on in they did have doorknobs they did [Laughter] yeah big ████ doorknobs bigger than your head huge biblical doorknob is singapore the only country that's kind of got these cool ways of like punishing of punishing the citizenry place no there's a lot uh still going on and they're okay yeah what's cool uh i mean i think like back in the day when they had that stretch board and they tie your hands and feet and then
6:51 they stretch you oh yeah you see the ones in the medieval ones where they like they like bind you and then they tickle you to death with a feather to death how you die of that dude like people can yeah people can actually yeah like imagine are you ticklish like imagine watching you tickle them real quick you just try to try it i'm ticklish stop you see how death is at his door right now you see it in his face i'll die pretty quick i think dude when i first started dating nikki is he right back at you i mean couples do the stupid fighting thing yeah yeah so me and nikki were doing that show me uh i was stone cold stunning her no he ████ suplexed her no i you know like we're ████ around or whatever and then she she thought that maybe i was ticklish and i was like i was like very plainly like i'm not ticklish i am ticklish though but but i was like if i hold this
7:41 enough in the early moments of our relationship then she'll always think i'm not ticklish and that'll be really beneficial for me so she won't turn up you don't want to set a precedence exactly stand strong but then unfortunately so one time i just let it slip one time when she like was it was like that and then i ████ giggled and she's like you're ████ ticklish this was like this was like 10 months in oh ████ i thought i was out of the woods i was like i'm good i'm in the free air let your guard down it's like her discovering a poker tell on someone else it is man no ████ weight the whole time yep you ever do that thing though like should you take us you can punch her and i've never known i wouldn't do that yeah i wouldn't do that either yeah ever that's what you did that's what i heard they did yeah they if you want to do any form of abuse you do it while you're sleeping then it's you didn't abuse anybody you were sleep walking
8:32 wow oh you were sleeping that's what it was poetic sleep hooking yeah okay you're sleeping pouring the oil on the stove and boiling it do your guys ladies do you guys ladies like like when you're walking in front of her does she like to like credit card your butt cheeks all the time when you're walking in front of them on stairs it's different how do you guys react you guys freak out i flinch you turn around you go guard declines [Laughter] what do you do catch your hands with your ████ out i freak out like crazy she just like just puts her finger in my ass while we're at the grocery store and she goes like my puppet and then you come home [Laughter] and then it's clean up on aisle four goes in i'm like what do i do what do i do it's like ratatouille
9:23 ████ assatooi it's not fair because she touches the butt like whatever how many times a year it is but like the amount of times i touch her butt is ████ unbelievable i think the same way there i do the same thing i feel bad i feel guilty i feel horrible and then sometimes i let her i'll be like all right i take her hand like okay just do it but under my control because when my hand's not there she gets all crazy and then she'll jam fingers up there so i have to guide it i go okay this is it and i let her go up and ba up and down my crack my butthole is so tight though there's nothing she could do that's what is that i bet this one i could do are you challenging her no she's challenging nick she's trying i bet i could maybe nick i bet i can't get in between those two i feel like i asked you before but like your like fight training doesn't kick in like instinctively when someone's like honestly no it does it does like when she tries to tickle me i have to be very like
10:14 careful you put her to sleep yeah dude because you're passed that guard you know what i mean i ████ i slice right through that like i'll restrain her and be like stop playing stop playing because i'm gonna freak out so that's like oh yeah i'm a weapon i'm a ████ weapon i just throw an elbow it's out of nowhere well does she know how to block it nope so you didn't you don't want to teach her how to block just want to learn i just i just run away dude i just get out of there i just i just remove myself from the situation you guys know you guys need to be more vulnerable with your women if she touches your butt grab one cheek the other cheek and spread it even more i try i'm working my way up it just takes time i can't be as sexually liberal as joe and i'm so sad about it [Laughter] one day steve one day you open those cheeks
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