0:00 and rigs. In case you're worried, I'm not your dad. [laughter] [laughter] Because I only did anal, brother. [laughter] I'm so glad this isn't coming out for 40 years. Welcome back to Careful Boys. date because I trust our show so much and the editing and the scheduling and the uploading. None of you will be seeing this video if you are alive anywhere in the in the realm of of 40 years from now because this video is not coming out till 40 years from now, brother. Okay? We're making a video for
0:52 Anony's kid that isn't going to be released for 40 years. >> Who's going to maintain that? >> You're not going to see it. >> You're not going to see this video. This is video of his come out 2065. >> Okay. So, basically my obituary. >> 2065. >> Hey, you want to be like double rainbow guy? You know how he kept scheduling videos and he's passed but he just keeps going. >> Yeah. >> I don't even know if I'm going to be alive. Listen, >> that's crazy. They're not seeing it. You can say whatever you want, Bart. You can say, "Hey, ████ the fans." You can say what you always wanted to say. ████ the fans. [laughter] Hey, I like to see my legs on camera. >> You're going to do this is he's going to hot topic this ████ and it goes out tomorrow. [laughter] >> By the way, literally, that's impossible. I instructed our team specifically with the instructions to never release this
1:43 video until 40 years from now. So, say whatever you like. By the way, I think Filipino food was pretty good. But see, I don't have to worry about [laughter] I don't have to worry about the ramifications of that. What that means to my people, the white people who are like trusting me to represent them. I don't have to worry about that cuz we're all gone. >> Nice. >> Yeah, we're dead. >> Yeah, we're gone. >> All right. >> I like Ponet. I like chicken adobo. I like Lubia. >> I have to shove up my ████ I can't believe you're telling the world this stuff. >> Listen, I'm not telling the world this stuff cuz it doesn't matter to me. >> Step on a cord or something. >> No, no, no. We're good, >> dude. Uh, by the way, in the future, while these people are watching it, like, what's a cord? What the ████ Why? [laughter] Go say that. WHAT THE ████ IS THAT? I have to Google that. Hang on.
2:33 Cuz Google still exists probably because they control the world. Probably the world is actually called Google and not even Earth or Terra. It's just called Google. >> Google. >> Yeah. >> Damn. >> So, that's my prediction. So, this is for Anony's child. >> Child. Yeah. Probably his son cuz we we we know it's probably going to be >> We don't know your gender, and we're not going to assume. >> I'm them. >> But we do know that the kid is like 40 years old now. >> Okay. >> 39. >> Yeah. >> Anony's age. >> You get why I did this? >> All right. >> So, >> hope you're not wiggling for a living. >> No, for his sake. I think you'd want that. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> Yeah. Thank you. >> You're welcome. >> Okay. In case uh in case your pops never told you, >> he was a sex having ass ████ >> Hey, >> had all kinds of sex left and right up
3:26 and down on the equator on the polar ice caps. Every hemisphere, every race, just slaying, >> slaying and playing. >> Every gender. >> Every gender. Every age. >> Uh-huh. Yeah, >> your your your papa was a Slytherin precoming son of a ████ >> He's like Santa Claus. He visited everyone. >> I [laughter] Hey, hey, Rigs. [laughter] I wanted to say um I just want to say, hey, I know your dad's clothes when you saw them in the closet must have looked pretty dorky, but I think if you've kept them until now, they must be worth a whole lot of money. >> Oh yeah. Oh yeah, >> he would know. And then he he's like, "Yeah, I've been giving this ████ guy rides. He's he
4:17 has cars from 1975, so the cars are like ████ hundred years old." [laughter] He's like, "Yeah, I think I know who this ████ is." Like, I've been getting this guy rides for a long time. Jesus Christ. Get a ████ car in this millennia, will you? [laughter] >> Hey, you each have to address him by name, by the way. >> What's his name? >> Whatever. Whatever you think it should be. My guess is Rigs. Yeah. Off of Lethal Weapon. >> You say I can name them, right? >> Yeah. Whatever you think the name is. >> Hey, Peaches. Uh, [laughter] whatever you do, stay away from the casino because >> Oh, >> your dad and I like to have fun at the casino. >> Genetics, huh? >> And you know, if you have friends like us, you might be hanging out with my kids, too. Stay away. Just stay away.
5:07 >> It's tight. That's actually tight. >> Oh, yeah. That's another thing, too. >> They're both our kids now are both grown ass adults, by the way. >> They're 39. >> They're probably our age, right? >> At least. >> And then they're probably like, I wish you told me 20 years ago. >> Yeah. [snorts] Uh, Rigs, I just want to apologize for my son's actions. I'm sure he's done a lot of weird pranks to you that have probably cost you your job a few times. >> Uh, >> sorry. That's just the genics I happen to pass down. But thanks for being his best bud anyway. >> Y >> that's cool, man. >> Hey Rigs, when you ate Nick the bun, I got why you had to do it. Cuz in the future, bread is hard to come by. >> And Nick the bun isn't available everywhere. So I get why you had to do what you had to do. And I I forgive you in advance. [laughter]
5:58 >> Nick the bun. Also, if your dad tells you he doesn't have any money, he's a lying sack of ████ [laughter] >> He has this crypto that went up >> by a ████ 100 ████ percent. So, you better ████ demand where that is. >> And we're going to post his recovery phrase right here below. >> Right here. >> And there it is. >> If Atomic Wallets haven't hacked it yet, now you can. >> So, pro the answer's probably not. But >> oh, and by the way, Rigs, the reason your dad's Tesla is a different color in the bumper is cuz he never got a new rap. [laughter] >> He listened to Uncle Suben and he never wrapped it again. >> And Uncle Suben didn't even say anything. He just said, "F███, [laughter]
6:48 >> which is enough." [sighs] >> Anthony, would you like to say anything to this guy or you just going to ████ off? I guess like like you are in fatherhood. Oh. Um, hey Rigs. I also wanted to congratulate you on your height. Uh, sorry about the Filipino side. You made up for it pretty good though. Uh, 5'9's not too bad. [laughter] >> Average now. >> 5'9, size 12 feet. Got the height in the feet, but >> yeah, >> Filipino height. >> And rigs. In case you're worried, I'm not your dad. [laughter] Yeah, >> because I only did anal, brother. [laughter] >> Oh, I'm so glad this isn't coming out for 40 years. >> Oh, rigs, by the way, man. All that
7:40 stuff about 911 is just a joke. All right, it started here on this show and it got out of hand. >> So, um, yeah, when you're watching any of this old footage of your dad being picked on, just know it's out of love. >> Yep. >> It's true. Wow, that's a big one. If this if this channel functions >> properly like the way you have >> No, it's in a time c. It's automatically uploaded in 40 years. >> No, then we'll be fine cuz Tao will be in control. Yeah, >> cuz there's something much more recent and something much more to be proud of because your father, the great Anthony Lee, spearheaded the whole investigation of the Israeli connection to the assassination of Charlie Kirk [laughter] >> and he followed it through and he never
8:31 gave up. >> That's so much worse. >> So tight, but it's This isn't coming out for 40 years. >> Okay, you're right. Yeah, by then everyone's over it. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> So, like whatever. >> Yep. >> But he was a lead. >> Yeah. He's he's the one that fed the information to Candace Owens. He's the one that started it all. He's the one that wrote all the articles. Like he he dug deep in history and he found all the links. [laughter] >> He found the links >> for sure. >> But he never credited for it. It's everyone else. Everyone else. >> Rigs. >> When you go into the attic, And you find all those massive dildos. [laughter] That was your uncle Joe. And And Anthony was actually covering for him. >> Yes. >> That wasn't Anthony. >> No, >> that was Uncle Joe. >> Was it your dad's dildo? >> No. No. No. No. No. Just so you know.
9:23 >> Yeah. >> But you thought it was, didn't you? That's >> No. He You helped me. Thank you. >> Yeah. >> Thank you. That was not Yeah. >> Very cool. >> That was my collection. >> Yeah. Mhm. Briggs. [laughter] Yes. Look, I'll just say it because I probably won't ever say it in real life to your face, but I'm sorry for all my shortcomings, but if there was one thing that I ████ nailed, they say that your life is the sum or the average of the people you hang out with. This is where I got it. shortcoming or not, this is where I got
10:14 it and I ████ with it >> and I'm proud of it. So, just make sure you pick good people to hang around, okay? Because uh that's very important. >> YEP. [laughter] >> Bleep [laughter] that. Bleep that. No, no, no. You guys already went there. >> That's true. >> You guys went there >> in 40 years. That's probably regular pork in [laughter] 40 years. >> Nobody cared in 40 years. Oh my gosh, it is going to go up. [laughter] Yay, rigs. Congrats, Rigs. >> Anything in closing to rigs real quick? Anything in closing to rigs real quick. >> Happy 39th birthday. >> Happy [laughter] birthday. >> Happy birthday. Uh, don't forget to pay Black Rock on the nose. Don't forget,
11:04 >> make sure rigs to look up uh Disha Patani uh 2022 >> and uh just just know it was almost >> Yeah, that could have been your mom. [laughter] >> Wow, Ryan. >> And unlike your grandpa, [laughter] >> for me, I just want to let you know, >> it's all the time we got. >> I >> We got to go. >> Love. >> We got to go. >> Your mom. >> Well played. Well played, dude. Well played.
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