0:00 [Music] Bart finally watched the Avengers, guys. Wow. >> Which one? You want to do a a review of it? >> Infinity Wars and Endgame. >> And just so you know, it's August 2025 right now. >> What does that mean? >> No, we're just time stamping. >> Did you like them both? >> I thought they were really, really good. >> Yeah, >> really. >> What was some of your favorite parts of Endgame? >> This is a hot topic. I I got to tell >> of Endgame. What was some of your favorite parts? >> Endgame. Yeah. >> I like seeing Thanos in like a t-shirt. >> Do you agree with Thanos >> to any degree? >> No. What the >> It's crazy. >> You don't sympathize with him. >> You don't think that he might make the world a little bit better? >> Who's your favorite Who's your favorite uh uh hero? >> Yeah. >> For the good guys >> out of the whole thing for him.
0:51 >> Oh, I did I did uh uh cry when Iron Man died. >> You cried? >> Spoiler alert, dude. on the plane. On the plane, you cried >> Avengers. >> No. So, I watched Infinity War on the plane. >> Uhhuh. >> And then it was so good. I was like, "When I get back home, I need to watch Endgame." >> And then I watched Endgame for ████ 3 hours on the couch >> instead. He actually books another flight just to watch. >> Wait, so you were watching it by yourself? >> Uh, the movie >> Endgame. >> Yeah. >> And Tao wasn't like trying to watch it with you. >> He's ████ jumping up and down like watching his iPad. >> Oh, wow. going crazy. >> Was Gio watching it? >> She was reading a book. >> Yeah, I was just watching. >> You're just crying to Iron Man dying by, >> dude. I love you 30,000.
1:41 >> Yeah, man. >> What does that mean? Is that >> your daughter? >> I love you 3000. You said you just cried with like >> you you don't remember that line at all. >> What movie is that from? >> That's from Endgame. >> From Endgame. Well, originally it's from Iron Man. Yeah. >> Is that when they play his hologram? Is that when he played the hologram? >> Yes. At the end because she said it to him. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And then he he had the pop school when he just discovered time travel and he was like he's like and then he tells Gwennneth Patro he's like, "Hey, not to be, you know, competitive, but she loves me 30,000." >> And then after he dies, he does a hologram. >> Gwenthro showing up in the Iron Man suit is pretty sick, too. That was pretty tight >> cuz at first it was like don't go like we finally have some peace together. You can't save the world, you know? And then finally the ████ ████ got her head straight. Like I need to help too.
2:31 Actually can't have this guy carry the team. >> Got her head straight. >> I think the script says it that way too. >> In the next scene, ████ get straight. >> Yeah, it >> But I do like the little Easter eggs cuz there was like one in Infinity Wars >> uh where it was like >> they can tell it's like really dire, right? cuz it's like the world's about to end and then I think uh Doctor Strange is like this is the end game or something and because I know that other movie was coming out or came out >> game now >> or in the end game we're in the end game now I'm like oh I see what you did there >> that was pretty cool >> cool man >> and then um yeah and it was cool seeing how human all the characters became like you know like the Hulk couldn't Hulk out so it was just like everyone was kind of going through their own struggles >> like Hulk Hulk tile dysfunction >> yeah hulkile function and it was like um
3:21 yeah the way they made everyone and it made Thor fat like it's just how it was it was really really cool. >> Everyone just felt like you know them and then at the end I think oh you know the part that I actually I think why I cried and I I remember looking at Gio and I remember her looking at me like you're ████ gay was I'm like oh my god there's like so many ████ parallels. I was like, "So Iron Man died, right? Trying to ████ save the world, but also the whole ████ MCU started with him and ends with him. So it's kind of like ████ symbolic of the whole thing, you know?" And then she was just looking at me like, "What the f███?" I'm like, "There's so much so many layers to this thing. What the f███?" >> Yeah. >> Wait till Bart discovers that he comes back as Dr. Doom. >> What? >> Dr. Doom. You know what the doctor?
4:13 >> Oh, I have a question. Why the ████ is Red Skull on that ████ random planet? >> Uh, in the MCU, it's cuz he gets punished for trying to take advantage of the test track and there's like powers. >> Yeah, but we never seen him in the other uh >> Captain America First Avenger. >> Okay. >> He was the enemy in Captain America First Avenger. >> He was. >> Yes. The first Steve Rogers movie that did come out like a decade ago. >> And then he took ████ steroids and got jacked as ████ That was the bad guy. >> No, you're talking about >> that's octopus. Whatever, right? Red No. >> Red octopus. >> Red. >> I like red octopus. >> Yeah, the logo is Hell Hydra. Hydra. >> Hell hydra. >> Yeah. >> But who's the guy that's ████ floating around like a soul for a soul? >> That's him. Yes. That that's a red skull. Very good. Red skull, right?
5:03 >> Red skull. Hey, but he was first seen in the MCU as the antagonist in Captain America: First Avengers. And the Tesseract was like the Infinity Stone that they didn't know was an Infinity Stone in that movie. And because they were ████ with that, >> uh he like kind of disappeared into that realm, so to speak. >> Oh, I see. >> It's not fully explained, but it's just uh they just like say it in dialogue and you just have to accept it cuz he's not a main character. >> Yeah, cuz I was like, "Who the ████ are you? What the f███?" ████ I mean, I recognize his face, but I'm like, they just ████ put you here. >> Yeah, >> they ████ put you. >> Did you like Infinity Wars more or Endgame more? >> I feel like it's one giant movie. No, it's like you can't have one without the other. >> Uh, yes. However, for the rest of us who watched it like with the world at the
5:54 same time, >> like couple years in between, there was a break. There was a break in between. It wasn't a couple years. It was like a year and then from a timeline perspective there was a 5year gap, right? Thanos snatched his fingers and then 5 years passes. So they are very >> different periods like Thor got fat. >> You know what I mean? >> Hulk became mid Hulk where he was halfway both Bruce Banner and like green. >> Yeah. He's like nice green guy. >> Yeah. Scarlett Johansson changed her hair again. Chris Steve Rogers changed his hair and grew a beard. Whatever the ████ Like basically there was a giant time gap. Thus which one did you like more? Um, >> I think maybe Infinity War. I agree. He's here. >> I agree. Why do you You're the film. >> It's less sad. >> Less sad. Yo, the end of Infinity Wars, I remember being like
6:45 >> watching everybody. >> I had to say that just to like throw you. >> Oh my gosh, that was Granted. Endgame is more sad. >> It was just more like >> mine like ████ Yeah, >> cuz you know everyone was like ████ turning into >> that ending was that ending was crazy >> into Ash. >> And then ████ Black Panther comes and he's like we cannot end like this. And he's the one that goes you're like oh my sad. That was so sad, dude. >> That was crazy. >> Dan, that brings you back, man. That was so sad. >> Less sad. >> And there's like no sound really. It's just them like saying their last words and the wind. I was like, "Oh." And Vision dying was so sad because he's like >> like a perfect creature with zero sins, you know, >> dying twice. >> ████ >> Like the love of his life had to kill him. So she had to kill
7:35 >> her love and then he brought her back and killed him again >> by smush fingering his >> TV series. >> Huh? >> Wision. >> Wision. I'm pissed. You know why? Cuz it takes a long time for her to ████ channel her powers. It's literally like like people going d and she's like and it's ████ like like yes once she gets charged up it's ████ crazy >> but it ████ like takes a long time for her ass to ████ boil up and it's like hurry up ████ hurry now it's too ████ late godamn it >> so the Russo brothers directed both of those uh Anthony and Joe Russo and they're coming back to do the next Avengers movies, Avengers Secret War and
8:26 Doomsday, >> which the biggest Comic-Con reveal in like 2023 or something like that. >> It was last year's No, was it? >> Was it last year? >> Oh, maybe two years ago. >> I got a question. In Endgame, how the ████ could Captain America all of a sudden pick up Thor's hammer? >> Cuz he was worthy. So, he had to prove himself all through all those movies to finally be worthy. >> The the uh I guess the understanding from like the MCU's like fan understanding is that he's always been worthy. Captain America is supposed to be like the embodiment of the ideal patriot, so to speak. So, they had this cut scene at like the end of uh I think uh Age of Ultron or something like that where they're having like a party or not the end but like before like a giant battle where they're like drinking. They're the Avengers are hanging out and they're like, "Yeah, you can't pick it up. Only if you're worthy. Haha." Right.
9:16 And everybody tries to pick it up. Iron Man and and you know, War Machine, they're using their everybody's trying to pick it up. Hulk's trying to pick nobody can pick it up. And then there's a moment where Steve Rogers um makes an attempt and then it cuts to Thor and he he gets like worried for a second and like it like barely wiggles. >> And so like on the fan base side, you assume that he realized that he could >> and he chose not to >> because he actually is worthy. So that when it gets to Avengers Endgame and like all hope is lost and Thor's got his own big hammer. >> Yeah. Stormbreaker or whatever. That's when it's like you see it float up and go to him. That's that was a blow up in the theater >> cuz that was another Gio thought I was gay moment >> cuz uh when that happened I'm like what the ████ I pressed play. I'm like shut the ████ up the hammer. I have to
10:06 rewind. I thought I missed something. I'm like what the ████ What the ████ And she's looking at me like >> what? I'm like he's not supposed to be able to pick up the hammer. And then she has like this look like you ████ geek. Did Did you ever see videos of people watching it in the theater and how how crazy the theater got in >> during that part? >> No, >> dude. People in the theater were going insane when that happened. >> This is like >> I went insane in my living room. There's like a lot of like viral videos of like people reacting live in the theater and it was like >> huge. Start killing the Night King. >> Oh, >> like when it happened everyone was like it was hysterical. Okay. So, who's your favorite character if you had to pick one? If >> I had to pick one. >> Really? >> ████ no. >> I was like, why would you say that? >> I was so shocked that I would really
10:57 >> Morbius the movie Jared Little. >> Let's see. Of all of them, Avengers or just in general? >> All Marvel. >> Oh, I guess all Marvel. Yeah. >> Like Cinematic Universe. >> Yeah. MCU. >> Oh, I have a question. The one final question before you pick. >> Yeah. >> So, in Steve Rogers is old at the end. Mhm. >> Are they implying that he wanted to suck on the heavies one more time? >> Not one more time. He wanted to live the life that he didn't get a chance to. So when he went back to return that particular stone, which they show later on, maybe in the credits or at the very end or whatever, >> is that he just stayed there, but because that timeline still stays cuz this is not like it just deletes itself. >> Yeah. >> Um he was able to like go into that thing, 5 seconds later, you look at the bench and just an old married version is there. >> Who's your favorite guy? Who's your favorite? >> Hawkeye. He said it.
11:47 >> Yeah, you you can't take it back. >> You can't take it back. That's your chosen person. >> Nice choice, man. >> What a tweet. >> All right, Black Widow. >> Just kidding. Um, >> it's you can't beat you can't beat Robert Downey Jr.'s charisma in the entire saga. >> He kills it. >> He ████ kills it. >> Yeah, that's hard, dude. It's impossible, I think, to beat that. >> You're watching a dude at his absolute best. >> Okay. Less about the actor, more about the character itself. It's the actual charact comic character but in the movies. >> Yes. >> Hulk. >> Oh yeah. Wow. Okay. >> I love when he's like, "Oh, I'm angry all the time." And >> that whole scene. Yeah. Cuz then it's just like, "Oh, he can turn it on and off." >> Yeah. >> Mine's Doctor Strange >> for real. >> Oh, >> yeah. I just love his powers. I think he's like probably one of the most powerful ones >> where he could ████ make polka dots
12:38 of the universe fly around. >> Just like all the different dimensions. Isn't it Jet that that made the the things? >> No, it was that one dude who did like the Samsung commercials and stuff, too. >> That guy who does like triangles and shapes and ████ >> Jet didn't work on on any Doctor Strange stuff. >> I don't think so. Not that I know. >> Oh, >> Jet did do like a clothing commercial with Robert Downey Jr. though, and like measures his tux and stuff. >> I remember. I remember that. Yeah. >> Um I I think Doctor Strange is definitely top. I think him. I think Thor's is pretty good. And then I think Wong is tight. >> Benedict Wong. >> Yeah. Well, his name in the thing is Wong as well. >> I do like that villain. The one that just he's all skinny looking. He just like like his powers are ████ crazy. >> Yeah. One of the four horsemen type thing of
13:28 >> Yeah. He's just like >> you're like ████ You're actually really scared. You're like >> Squidward. They call him Squidward. >> Yeah. I call him Squidward. Like every time he shows up, I'm like, "Motherfucker, you're no match for him." >> Low effort kills. Yeah. >> I still I still like Deadpool out of all the MCU. >> But he's not even in it. >> No, he's not in it. But I just like him the best out of MCU. >> This is not me like me saying I like Wolverine. >> No, you He's MCU. >> Yeah, he's MCU. I mean, now now that Deadpool and specifically Wolverine are part of like that version of >> But in that version, I like Star-Lord. Yeah, actually >> except for in freaking Infinity Wars. >> Why? >> When Ahora, no. Aora. Oh my god. >> Gamora. >> Oh, dude. I really same character in Star Trek. The same actress also green. Anyways, uh Gamora when she when she
14:18 gets killed, blah blah blah, and then he finds out and like they were about to starts punching Thanos, but like that ruined everything. >> Yeah. Yeah. Cuz Yeah. He screwed it up. Jumped the gun. Yeah. But then you understand it. >> Yeah. >> Oh, what's the name of the um not Gamora, but the sister that's like >> Oh, the blue girl. >> That's also my one of my favorite. >> I would like Nebula, too, cuz I like bad turn good stories. >> I love I love >> the dry deliveries are really funny. >> I just like when when uh when ████ Star-Lord's acting like there's chemistry and she's like, "Knock it off." >> Or when they're trying to open the car door. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But when he's uh he's trying to make his voice deeper because he feels threatened by Thor as the captain. >> That was a hell of a good scene. >> The thing where she where he's like push in then pull and she's like that's not a good design.
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