0:00 for Chinese specifically sometimes you ever see like two uh golden retrievers and they breed them sometimes it's easier to tell apart the litter of eight golden retrievers than from eight Chinese [Music] people hey uh Steve no bits be real okay no bits not from you not from you do you think not like this oh man not for everybody ni do you think Asians really look alike answer carefully which Asian Chinese ones dude China I've never been to China China no dude China number one there's a lot of them if you go to China you're going to be very conv I'll say this they don't look like barart I'll say this
0:50 yeah some of them do and I'm and I own this and I own my own personal ignorance about it also please understand I drink a lot of Diet Mountain Dew in my life so maybe it's my brain when you guys are like oh I'm CH I'm from China I'm froming Japan I'm from M I'm like yeah I know we can't either I get it we provve that we prove not even AI can tell so I feel fine not even AI yeah Ai and that's programmed by science Engineers I met more guys in Korea that look like Bart than when I went to China that looked like Bart honestly I thought Bart was Korean cuz his last name was Kanan for a while I took a picture with a Korean Soldier on the DMZ and I said let's take a selfie cuz I got to show the world this mother look like Bart and he was like okay like sure mhm but I will say this Filipinos look
1:43 the most different than typical Asians yep and describe them but also because I'm surrounded by them you're on game probably cuz I'm a game you're you're you're married into the I but but then also Nikki's cousins I can tell when you're Phil know now do you think you've been around but you've been around Asians so long now where I think you can see the differences more than you did before that's a fact right that's an absolute fact what about among Filipino people do you think they look alike when you look at them as a yeah they look like one big ████ body and they probably all vote the same too man I think Filipinos look the most different they have the widest range biggest Spectrum yeah dude you got a cuz you could have a pale face and a dark face and they're both related yeah but but but the pale face is
2:33 Coveted in the Philippines but but there's there's birth marks and stuff I know I seen it birth marks yeah yeah all kinds of you guys get like moles and stuff like that and birth marks oh true I know about it I se a lot of Filipinos get big ass small exactly my father Chinese in-law is with the whisker that comes up that's Chinese signature I think my father-in-law is a 100% Filipino and yeah it's so it's easy for me cuz I've been around many for Chinese specifically sometimes you ever see like two uh golden retrievers and they breede them sometimes it's easier to tell apart the litter of eight golden retrievers than from eight Chinese people standing ████ imagine if I said that imagine that true cuz I had I I had a puppy I had a litter of eight pugs and I could tell
3:23 them apart better sometimes dude give me that line next time yo Chinese people do look a lie it's true abolutely take Filipinos out can you rank your Asians in terms of who you find as the female's most attractive Asians okay so I know that Koreans South Koreans have bigger titties so I go with that number one easy one through five mode is that a thing I thought Tha girls had the biggest T that's not a stereotype I thought Tai dudes had Ty dudes have the biggest poster Post Post lady boys have big for sure but yeah no I heard no I'm not kid South Korean Big T is not a stereotype it's a thing it's not a thing it's nothing Anthony when people guess your race what do they what do they guess the most gay that's correct and then after you tell them they're he
4:13 identifies as gay dude and then what do they say after you go some are you gay American as a gay American man dude I love the gay Arc way more than sex Arc it's way more fun that's my that's ████ my arc dude you stay out of this no you're not gay anymore you're the funny guy ████ you dude so when growing up whenever you heard the sentiment of like oh Asians look alike and then we're supposed to be like upset by that I was kind of like we kind of do honestly everybody everybody looks alike everybody look everybody looks alike white dudes look the same black dudes look the same that's racist no it's true though how many videos we done about everybody where everyone looks alike it's so insane can I can I yeah like when as a kid when people said that to me I always just thought if you're not in the group they all the same yeah you don't see them alive I assume that but
5:03 if you're in the group then yeah then it becomes like oh yeah I have eight Golden Retriever and they're all so different you know they're like yeah cuz you stand at them every ████ day yeah that's like twins yeah you're with them a lot when you see twins you're for the first time you're like I don't know who's who ████ I'm going to give up but then when you hang out with them every ████ day you're like okay I can start telling look I might have mentioned this a long time ago but back in the day when I went on my one of two auditions ever I got a casting from my agency and they wanted for a cell phone commercial a middle-aged Asian man who was dressed in like semi business formal I remember when you dressed for that yeah I was on shrooms during that time was the craziest decision I ever did it was it was ridiculous but that's not the part of the story the point is when I walked in and it wasn't just the shrooms I walked into a room full of Asians aged like 18 to like 28 or whatever dressed
5:55 in like you know a a business shirt and a tie in slacks and that's when I was like I get it we all look alike well that's just casting I mean that's but that's the thing though like when you're casting for a demographic age like that's what you get we look the same you look alike and look at all the lookalike things we get all the time from our fans and whenever somebody says this person looks like look at his lookalike I look at everybody who works at Home Depot apparently all of Steve's hit all of Steve if somebody has a semi-sharp nose Steve hey this guy's White he's he's just white people he's a 78y old white man from Nevada like his look likees are by far the funniest it's the stupidest ████ I've ever seen and I love it CU they're they're just made to piss them off they're not same with the Colleen ones it's like Bob newart I'm
6:45 like oh I look like Bob newart all right Barts look lights are funny cuz it doesn't matter what's in here as long as the shape of the face they're all Yol dude they're all ████ Jack Jack Jack boys mine are all Indian guys everyone sends me my buddy uh chef he's like a fisherman and you put us next to each other we don't look anything alike but it's cuz we're both Japanese so that if they haven't seen Japanese people it's like well duh do you think you look like a typical Japanese guy no but there are guys that maybe look like us he said us he said us I think because of the stereotype of Japanese people being sexually weird and then knowing you for many years yeah sexual Devi you know who else they sent me is ████ Bobby Lee a lot and I'm like okay well that's cuz you're like the Bobby Lee of this
7:36 place but there's people like dude I'd be walking around and then dudes be like hey Bobby Lee I think that's the same as when people call me Bruno Mars they're just trying to make you mad one of our Bruno Mars is kind of a you think I look like Bruno Mars it's kind of Bobby Lee come on man kind compliment though you know who called me Bruno Mars the ████ uh the LA tour van that goes through Hollywood I was I was driving next to it and the guy like everybody we got Bruno Mars the whole van laughed oh they weren't even excited and I was like they laugh laugh that's like that's like positive racism right if somebody walks by me it's like oh look Bruce Lee like it's how am I going to get insulted B you can't be insulted dude yesterday I just did a very simple thing I took my hat off and the whole room laughed you
8:27 think about it you think about it did you do that why did you did it because you were talking about barbell shampoo look you go home what made you use your clothes you look yourself you go home you look yourself in the Mir you know you have a time with it take off your hat again we won't laugh I don't believe you everyone n brace n you know you know who else people s send me the knife maker in Hawaii Neil Neil Kamakura that guy makes dope ████ I think we reposted that guy no he just Japanese with long hair just take it off you know like when people say uh I look like the crunch crunchy R you guys do look part of me goes like I don't look like that you look exactly like that and I feel bad when people say I look like him cuz he's like dude what the ████ you know what you look like him I don't there's some situations where you can't help even if no matter how humanitarian you are and how like politically correct you are you
9:17 cannot deny when you look at those videos of all Indians in the swimming pool you can't act like they don't look alike in that moment they look alike dude you know one those videos where they're all like in one place and they're all like they're all kicking it yeah objectively that's why I understand if you're looking at like a video of like I don't know Shanghai like rush hour it's like have you ever seen a ████ Chinese classroom literally looks like a thousand of the same students oh that was me when I was a kid every single one of them I put it like this you ever see a room of people yeah same nationality and there's no celebrities you just don't see any individual churches when you look a church and that's why we all laugh at those images because there's no individuality in there but if and they all wear uniforms right but if you had like a a a whole choir say a choir whatever you call it or um like a church full of of black people and LeBron's in the middle oh yeah you know who the ████
10:08 that is so that's the difference it's like you know the individual oh cuz he's 8T I do think like it changes everything today's video is brought to you by rocket money okay I know a lot of you out there are blowing money on subscriptions that you don't even use every single month you have a scatter it's B from your apps it's memberships and things that you bought a while ago that you totally forgot it's all over the place you don't even remember where it's at Rocket money can help you not only put it all into one place but you go do you really need this in your life right now and start removing it it's one of the best things out there for you to organize all your Finance stuff in one place rocket money is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted
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11:50 and black Africa like American African-Americans like that were born and raised here they don't look the same to me dude I watched that one of them sagging their pants one of them is uh on the line there I watched a 30 for30 I watched a 30 for30 about like this kid who almost was Anakin Skywalker ESPN3 for3 no but he was like um you know it's like Jake Lloyd who gets Anakin Skywalker remember like they're casting for Star Wars and there's this other kid who like came this close and like you see him versus the other kid versus like whoever's in the casting pool left they're all identical looking basically but I only know Jake Lloyd's stupid face because he's the one who got casted he was the pod racing that's it and so we're just used to that and like but otherwise you just see oh yeah that's the same ████ exact kid and that's what they're differenti between it's like Emma Stone in la la land where she goes to Casting
12:41 oh yeah like when smack shows me the people that she constantly sees when she does casting it literally looks like clones she goes hey and she knows she's like she goes hey I met this girl today looks just like me and she'll show me up and I will honestly agree I'll be like that does look exactly like you like you grab that photo you take it to the restroom sorry phone's covered and come now on the line yeah it's it's it's one of those things where I don't find it offensive and I don't think it's like a I don't think it's a mean observation unless somebody's trying to like fine unless someone's trying to push your buttons it's kind of weird when people value like a visual thing like it really represents who they are yeah like who the ████ do you think you are dude that's a fact if someone is like dude you're so ████ ugly I'm like what is I'm like that's not who I identify or like what brings value to who I think I
13:31 am sex it's crazy when people go like you guys all look the same and they're like what did you just say yeah I mean that's like like I can't go on living unless you change your mind about that yeah what the ████ that's crazy people people come at me for my appearance all the time and I'm like I guess that was a real heart heart throb to you like a little while ago real sorry for letting you down you ████ weirdo I know so strange I got to admit whenever Ryan posts those photos of what people send in of people that look like me I hate that I laugh so hard they're funny dude you you get good ones though that's not fair I have a very wide stretch though and that's what makes me laugh the guy that's carrying the PS the PS5 yeah it's not like ████ sick ass asian hot ████ buff dudes some of them are just one or two of is and then
14:21 it's like there's the other side and it's it makes me laugh because God damn it they're right some of it yeah it is funny when it looks sort of the same like the guy that was mad in 7-Eleven was tearing the ████ up that looked like you that was Bart dude oh you guys were the same you guys wear the same ████ Brown shorts his movement was similar the silhouette was so dude if there was AI it would have been like oh that's you dude yeah I was wearing the same that was so good or the crunchy Bros guy I don't like him dude so what do you think on the other side of this whole point like when people are like don't say we look alike we're we're so unique like what are they thinking I don't know I think or what makes them so angry I think they're thinking we don't all look Al like they take it personal yeah I think they're we're so different I think maybe inside they kind of know they look like some or in their mind they look in
15:11 sometimes too it's like I think most people aren't very self-aware with like how they look to other people too maybe you ever just lashed out of things because you weren't unsure of something about yourself yeah I think that's ultimately What's happen well it's like you said too it's like if if someone's saying that or they really feel that way then they're just not in the community that's honestly how it will look and and also though like if you don't have enough things that you personally identify with whether it be like your career your hobbies your whatever the ████ is then the way you look might be one of the most prominent things because you feel like that's your thing a good point like being Korean or Japanese that's your thing Asians are identity I don't know why asian-americans that were born here that are practically just American they never been back to their Homeland or it was never their Homeland to begin with there parents Homeland or grandparents and then they identify so
16:02 ████ hard with an imaginary culture that they don't even have any interaction I'll tell you what it is cuz I was raised a big family in my opinion it's just as simple as you're trying to differentiate yourself because you are so same as everybody else like like in my family we all the only differences we have between each other cuz we're all just a bunch of ████ you know same Sams is that we were all born in different states just about so like I was born in Indianapolis right and my brother was born in Virginia my sister is born in Texas that's why she's hot that's why she's hot and she's got those big old ████ dumpies but everything's bigger than Texas but right so so differentiating yourself separating yourself you guys all root for different football teams yeah yeah yeah yeah what you really do yeah we do I see yeah because it was the only different thing about us cuz we're all just from the same family so like growing up it's like I'm a Colts fan my
16:52 brother's a Redskins guy sorry commanders sorry Washington football team whatever and then my sister's a Cowboys chick right so and that made us different in our own family and you're just like root for it cuz it's different about me and it's so ████ gay and a way but also it's like it I gave me something nice I like that I'm a Colts fan I like all this ████ I like that we don't win I like that we go to the playoffs and lose I like it's my favorite thing in the world I'm glad I picked the team this is who I am so sick ████ awesome but why can't they do something productive like be like identify as a Bist or something like cuz that takes a little bit but imagine imag identify but don't actually be it imagine living in China and being like I'm Chinese everyone's like who gives a ████ right that's the thing oh but in America in America you're special it I represent the China
17:44 and then they're like ████ CCP and they're like well no that not that China he didn't mean that he he's giving an example if you're a Colts fan in Las Vegas this is perfect example two nights ago I'm just sitting there waiting for the ████ plane people come to me Co B fan in Vegas never seen this ████ before if I'm in Indianapolis nobody gives a ████ nobody even talks to me it's the same ████ it does feel good though when you like I'm Asian I'm Asian too we got a ████ Asian team a team ta let's go exactly people do that to you sometimes go but if you're but imagine doing all this Filipino ████ I'm a Filipino Filipino like my brother-in-law Filipino got a Filipino like shield in his bedroom and ████ like that imagine having that in in the Philippines nobody gives a flying that's true you know what a lot of Japanese people think Japanese Americans are ████ lame cuz then we'll get tattoos that are like Kani and
18:34 they're like why would you do that that's like that's like us getting Times New Roman of our last name on like our chest but Old English is fire though it's also a thing that's like intrinsically there you don't there shouldn't be a need to prove it if you're like most people from in the Philippines are they are Philippines they're just like they don't need to like remind my father-in-law is not like that by the way it's the younger people who are coming up who are insecure about things they got to go I this way I this way I'm this way my father-in-law is not like oh oh I need to defend I'm Filipino at all the time he doesn't give up that's true cuz Hannah's from her ancestral land and she thought it was so funny how Americans like rep being like Irish and she goes like y'all do the funniest like you go to an Irish pub with a leprechaun on it and think you're like full-on Irish and it's like it's like the Walmart version
19:24 of being Irish but they're so proud of like their Heritage mhm and it's like you never been Ireland exactly yeah it is really weird although she did attack me for my Irish heritage she says that I'm not Irish and not she said he's German and I'm not you're German right I'm both I'm both but he looks German every one of my siblings every one of my ████ siblings is red hair except for me really yeah know that and no and no my my and my all my nieces and nephews all have red hair all of them so you're German to you yeah exactly hail Hitler brother ████ you guys ████ you guys
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