0:02 M no dude what that SP up ████ that's it was that sped up that look like a missile that just hit a car that look like a drone [Music] strike all right you guys are are you guys ready to get really pissed y always you're not going to like this one is it about liberals again no this will make you even more mad than that would what I like conservative Bart no way conservative B me too I'm a recent converte it's not not even conserv yeah you're not even conservative all right listen to this uh I do hate the gay I'm just kidding in that case if you want to get extra pissed just imagine that this guy's gay okay all right so an
0:52 18-year-old dude in Seattle his name's Chase Jones he was speeding through an intersection at 112 mil hour oh no he didn't hit somebody he hit somebody don't tell me ████ kids di he hit a whole family he hit a moose the car exploded on impact waa yeah he hit a moose and the car exploded on impact how' you guys know well apparently apparently when he hit a moose at that High Velocity your car is going to have you seen a moose in real life huge dude I never seen it in real life but I seen videos i' I've been arms distance from a moose they're huge and they're literally the back of a moose is like here the back of a ████ moose they're like double the size of a horse yeah they're they might be triple horses dude fairly big ████ huge hey but
1:43 don't the Canadian police ride them now they ride horses the mounties I thought they ride those guys I think in the picture they do but I don't think in real life they do so the the 112 mph through this inter actually in Seattle kids 18-year-old in a car or motorcycle he's in a car yeah he's like an Audi so he hits anv and he kills a mother and three kids quadruple homicide was he drunk he wasn't drunk he was just an ████ okay he should ████ die this is this is the third car that he's totaled in 11 months oh my and it's always from speeding so is he an island boy no he's just a
2:33 ████ yeah Seattle ████ ID island boys are better than this just just a do with bad parents yeah that's better than this bad parenting so the judge uh so he ends up getting arrested obviously and his bail was initially set at 1 million but the judge said he wasn't a Flight Risk because he has like messed up legs like he has a broken leg and like some fractured ribs he's all like he can't run yeah so they lowered the bail to 100K and with the help of his family they posted the bail and and he's set to be released he's driving again once he's out of the hospital but he has to surrender his license and he can't legally operate a car bike or a skateboard after this that's not going to do anything still going to get behind the car they need to arrest him send him to the ████ dad's house and just
3:23 leave him there and the dad can do whatever he wants imagine that dude or give the dad the hospital room number and have the dad come over to the hospital where he's at dude they told him they they said you can't skateboard or bike I know like that'll ████ show him dude what the f right adding the skateboard in there is he a little redundant but Razor scooters [Laughter] okay what if he what if he finds a loophole he rides the ████ the skateboards that like this the W yeah cuzz you ride that you look like a ████ ████ and that's punishment they sentenced him that he has to write he's like no anything I I just want to walk no no you got a one wheel around town you idiot so the imagine that dude they the bail was a million and she reduced it to 100K the judge the the the
4:16 ████ up thing is he total ████ two times before this two times prior did he hurt other people too no he those times he just he was speeding and crashed himself so it was like one of those things where like you know like people who are repeat offenders of a thing when you just let him skate too much then it's like eventually these are the types of things eventually they kill a family of four yeah it's one of those things right and then they just said it was an accident like yeah he said it was an accident like he doesn't even get manslaughter like that's crazy his Audi is new enough that they can look at the data of his car straight through the intersection no indication of hitting the brake whatsoever waa you got to lock this kid up dude lock him up what the hell I mean he's I I mean they'll go to court for it but the fact that he's not being um held I guess I guess doesn't really make a
5:07 difference though if he's not going to be held before the um trial I mean so he's out on bail that's he doesn't need trial he needs to be a ████ crash dummy yeah put him in those ████ cars they just slam them into the wall it's like you like going fast all all right well Toyota can make use of you yep here you go buddy the um the mother was 38 and then the kids were 12 and 13 and there was another extra kid that wasn't her child but it was a child that she was mentoring oh my that was also 12 cuz she does like a program where she like mentors like kids I don't know I feel like if I was that Dad I'd probably have to want to punish that whole family you got to oh you don't like him dude what's up with that face why does it look like that he's not the kid behind the wheel yeah that's him that's him that's him he he he's exactly what I picture that's
5:57 him in court cuz he has to like go through uh Zoom cuz he's bed he just put that on that fool looks like he's like already dead dude this fool looks whack Look he looks so sick it's ████ sick bro you got to lock him up dog you got to whatever Bart says you got to do to this guy send him to the dad's house the dad that that that lost his whole family yep yeah you know what send him to the dad I think he that's smart I don't believe in slavery but I think that he should be owned by the dad for 38 years 38 years yeah because of the age of the mom yeah and take care of him yeah dude I think so take care of him dude going 112 mph no breaks through an intersection he has to play the role of the kids and the mom and try to fulfill
6:48 and the kids too and the mom y y oh so the if the dad's like all right I wanted my kids to be a a baseball player now he has to dedicate himself to try and be a baseball play when a dad's lonely at night he has to ████ go and scratch his back so till he falls asleep he has to make sandwiches make sandwiches he has to do all the stuff and love he has to make love vacuum think the dad wants to see him around when he misses his wife oh he has to come in yeah no dude what was that sped up ████ that's it was that sped up that ████ look like a a missile that just hit a car that look like a drone strike 110 is insane what car was the family it looks like a Jeep Patriot I'm like regular SUV
7:40 yeah it looked like a Jeep Pat they got T-boned bro and nothing happened to him did he go back no he broke his leg he um can you go back and pause on the SUV on the impact let's not get that car he broke his leg and broke some ribs if I posit it goes to that ████ it's like a Prius or something looks like a like Odyssey or some ████ ████ like that makes me want to get like a ████ H1 you know what I mean like the original hum yeah and that's why I said like a lifted trucks are always a good idea cuz full a fulls siiz vehicle I want a car where if they run into me they regret it yeah like a H1 yeah it's like a big like it's almost like they drove into a wall dude that kind of reminds me of the story of the Prius that that smacked the mom the child the lady that tried to
8:32 kill herself yeah yeah yeah no not try to kill herself oh she was going like 90 or 100 oh it hit person Crossing some dude in the Prius in the alleyway hit the mom in the child and then the Dodge Ram stopped in a rental car yeah why he just ran over the kids he purposely like hit them yeah cuz I think he was on drugs and ████ something he was like 16 or 15 or some ████ yeah but he got let go yeah he got he just got let go ████ luckily he was in Cali when it happened but you know what happened to him right what you got shot up oh yeah that's right because after he got out he he was in some ████ with like some gang ████ and they killed him also something totally unrelated totally unrelated yeah we did that here yeah we reported that oh yeah he got into some ████ he was just a bad kid overall but yeah the video shows him driving through an Alleyway there's a mom pushing a stroller and he literally just goes like this and just knocks her over W and the
9:23 stroller just goes oh my god with the kid inside and ████ see this is why a lot of people just want to move to the countryside and bake some sourdough and ████ and make some Tomatoes cuz they're like I don't want to ████ live in the city no more some Tomatoes damn tomato yeah to grow some all right grow tomato maybe corn whatever your crop is right you just ████ grow that ████ yeah and then you know there's always videos of like like people like I used to be a ████ workaholic Tech guy but now me and my wife bought a little ████ Cottage in the countryside and then and then they have all these cinemat I shots of like their three kids playing with goats and ████ and like they're just like look at we're just living the life of just homesteaders you know and you're just like that's sick there's no cars to hit your kids just goats there's no
10:15 homeless man to ████ bite you you know you got like your toddler ████ in the back cuddling a ████ chicken and ████ you know that's the way to do it and then and and then you have these cinematic shots of you know sour dough with different ████ designs this one looks like there's wheat on it and you know one has like poppy seeds and ████ that's the way to live dude that's the life that is the life I want to live like that I want to do that but then I I see how much a cost to buy a place like that and I'm like ████ I don't want to be out there I don't there's no there's no Japanese food it's no 99 Ranch Market got to make your own kimchi there not a lot of things you got a lot of ████ work to do she doing chores all day it's tough when you like food yeah I mean I think the right way to homestead is like
11:07 you got to you got to go with like a tribe you have like 15 20 of your homies and family like groups like a cult yeah you're a cult and you go out there and you get like 100 acres and then you're spread out just enough but there's a communal space yeah but I still like food that's the problem all right all right you can take one saaro but that's it and I don't want to hear anything else from you
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