0:00 you know what's wrong with they be hearing tell them bro yeah why do they be hearing know what's wrong with I'll be in bed as bars no I'll be I'll be I'll be in bed and then like's like did you hear that I'm like stop [Music] listening what do you guys think what do you think scary why is it scary why do you think it's not scary is that color pencil it's just color pencil Nick any kind of picture like that scary if you saw that a haunted house would you be scared a little bit I feel like that's because you're putting it in the context of a haunted house what have you saw in a non- haunted house that looks like one of those things where if you it's like a hologram where if you go down it's like the devil and if you pop up and it's like a little it looks like there's horns there that do you believe in like cursed paintings do you believe in cursed um I I don't know but your boy
0:52 not going to test it out I'll say that I'm not going to say I'm not going to how would you test it out I don't know yeah does she have a only fans maybe that's tight that's that's good tight that's good well the last owner of this painting her name is Zoe Elliot brown right she said that when she got this painting right afterwards she started getting chased by an unidentified black figure that's scary like a ████ Shadow I don't know she just racist think or she's racist there some people there are some people that think like every object has like energy in it you know I don't know like when I get this ████ Kirkland water bottle oh my God I believe in like frequency and energies and stuff yeah so like you know I think if you have a painting that's been passed on from you know dark
1:42 house to dark house and weird stuff I tell you this when I get secondhand furniture and clothing I feel like I somehow get a piece of who owned it kind of like both the good and the bad you get some of their energy yeah like I remember sitting on this rocking chair and I'm like I feel like a grandma on this ████ rocking chairs are cursed items though that's a classic classic Horror Story ████ bro you see rocking chair just move by itself imagine you see that in your living room at like 2: a.m. you'd be scared and that sound too that sound is just so eer even more powerful though than energy price talk to him if you Chinese right you go oh what the hell this house is haunted man and they're like I'll sell it to you for 50 G's oh my God thank you what a beautiful house escrow tomorrow cuz they disclosing that they
2:34 don't give a ████ cuz it's kind of like I can live with that yeah it's not that bad speaking of price I don't mind the ghost so this lady this lady say she uh it was haunted right and so she brought it back to the place where she got it from which was a charity shop it was actually the second time it was returned oh my God why don't they burn this ████ well so inste I'm not going to burn it I'm not going to be the one what she ended up doing right was talking about it and then it ended up going viral online in whatever area of of was there like 10 other people that were like ████ that ████ hot at me too she she wrote she's back sold or or the the shop the charity shop said she's back sold twice and returned twice are you brave enough and then eventually oh that's a genius marketing oh my God and eventually they were able to sell it for $2,000 hot Dam baby to some weird Ghost
3:26 Hunter people are dumb asses see that's why those scary movies it's always white people getting duped yeah Asians go 2,000 no way that's not my price how about how about $25 if we were to get stereotypical it is always white people that want to investigate can you explain thaten that's why Colleen's here go ahead Colleen's going to speak on everybody cleen speaking on speak for the whites across the world I would not investigate you're like what's that you you say that but part of me is like I I think you would though I think I think your DNA to look and investigate like you'll be compelled once the the situation presents itself no if it's something that I can't get away from are you afraid of ghosts afraid I mean what's the situation okay so like there's a pounding in your attic right
4:17 and then you pull down the stairs and you hear the pounding and it's all black out there and you're like I'm going to go investigate yeah yeah yeah I think you would investigate is the thing I'm closing that door and I'm I'm locking it I'm going but then it goes again and it goes I'm getting in my car and I'm driving out of that house no what if it goes colie oh then I'd be like oh they know me oh it's me it's me they know my name the only one that I have Colleen Kathleen Kayla the all all the above you know what I don't my name is kayin by the way you know those scary movies what I don't understand is like you don't have to make it so scary right if you're in a house and it's at night all you got to do is turn on the all the lights turn on all the lights of the room as you go and then it's like it's not as scary
5:08 then okay no but that's why they always go like this and it doesn't work or yeah then you ████ play Britney Spears you think if you play Britney Spears while you're investigating it's it's got so scary it's all about the vibe you got to set the SE bro you can't let your mind go there open open the fridge let the light come out oh baby baby Joe Joe should test this Theory and like Ghost Hunt at the most like haunted places in the world but you have like all your strategies you have like if you're playing early 2000s pop music right while playing Slender Man how scary is that Slender Man may not come out I play like a Pokemon theme like there's no winning scenario of investigating cuz either you investigate and it's nothing it's like okay cool
5:58 there's nothing or you investigate and there's something and now you're involved in this spooky this entanglement but what if you don't investigate and there was something and that something now goes and kills you yeah if you don't investigate you can't fall asleep oh ████ that's what I'm saying peace of mind okay so then I will delegate to somebody else like what Hannah did to me in Vegas what did Hannah do to you we were staying at my friend's house that was half constructed and then some loud noise happened in the cuz he was letting me sleep for free half constru what does it mean there's no roof they were building out new rooms in the back okay so it's like the it was a house it was just we were in the portion of the house that was nice and then we heard a crash or like a drop or whatever and she goes go check it out and I'm all like
6:48 ████ all right there's nothing there bab we saw a dead pigeon just a dead isn't that a bad Omen don't they say dead bird is the omen is that more of like a crow or some ████ that's a little more ominous right but pigeon works I think dead anything yeah yeah cuz that was scared me a little bit like what was the nature of the death was it like just like lying there or was it like the neck was ████ turned and knotted oh my God I don't know that thing was like fossilized cuz you know the Vegas Sun dries up the bird so been there for a while it wasn't wrong I'm my pasta it was there for like 20 minutes dude it was there for a while you know what's wrong with ████ they'd be ████ hearing tell them bro yeah why do they be here and Sh I know what's wrong with ████ I'll be in bed as bars I'll be I'll be I'll be in ████ bed and then like's like did you hear that I'm like stop listening I'm so glad you listening for
7:40 tff does not do that that's so true though I hear I hear everything oh my I was about to fall asleep and then you ████ be listening to ████ yeah I don't hear what you hear just put headphones on go to sleep why you so Noy damn you're saying Tiff doesn't do that she doesn't do that stop listening stop hearing watch tonight she's going to be like can you go check on that I'll be like ████ did you hear that what was that yeah yeah yeah Tiff doesn't do that thank God like if it doesn't register immediately I just go oh it's just noises again just just no no specifics it's just noises you know what I do go out for is car crashes oh hell yeah bro I'm grabbing I'm putting my pants on I'm running out the door what bro the other day heard a scar boom right and I'm like
8:33 oh ████ I ran out there like the ice cream man came was coming I ████ went out the balcony I saw this ████ lady she hit this boy on a moped the moped was ████ up the bumper was gone he was just standing there and she goes are you okay and then he was just moving his moped and I'm like damn this fo didn't die yeah that's crazy I I also listen for fights like like your neighbors are fighting mhm that that's a good one list I don't like it when I have to help ████ ear to the door and ████ I don't like it when I have to help I mean sometimes you just hear them with just being in your place like a verbal argument verbal argument have you all experienced a Karen in like a Caren moment in real life a million times benefited me oh this is when I used to live in Downtown LA there's a Starbucks that everyone would go to cuz I think it's like walking distance to like all the the like highrises where people work
9:23 and stuff and then the pile up started going out the door onto the sidewalk and then I was I think I was like maybe person number 15 and I'm like ████ this Starbucks is taking forever I'm just standing there like a normal person then this Karen who just shows up this is unacceptable why is there a line like this and then she was like and she goes up she she looks at me like you know what's going on I'm like I don't know I'm just sitting here she goes you you you and you come with me we're going to fix this and I was like all right so I go up she goes to the front talks to the manager gets us for our drinks made first and then she takes off the line is still there I'm like I don't know she just just like hey look what are you doing you're like ruining the customer experience whatever just like ████ you guys need to hurry up just some Caren ████ and because I was randomly there and I was like one of the four like volunteers or whatever we all got our Cofe I was like this this is kind of tight I'm that's why it's dope to have a
10:14 Karen in your crew sometimes it it does help as long as they're on your side on your side on your side on your side and you don't want to be the Karen you just want the Ken to do the Ken for you Jason I don't even know I don't you want to be cared for I don't even know what to say wow thank you thank you are they strong Aunt Karen end the [Laughter] [Music] video
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