0:00 any woman who thinks women and men are equal still can't admit two men are equal huh how do you mean that means she doesn't care who she dates but she rates two guys differently on a scale so how can two dudes not be equal but a woman in a man are like it's crazy did you guys hear about this new bill that they're passing which will make it so that women have to participate in the draft I love equality I'm all about feminism and I'm all about feminine equality how come this makes me so happy well because we're born to be equal yeah and so if we're born to be equal and if equalities is we after then we have to do all the same things and we have to participate exactly the same
0:51 love that so yeah love it so the House of Representatives on Friday passed a measure to automatically register men aged 18 to 26 for Selective Service Serv the bill is part of the National Defense authorization act which sets US military and National Security priorities for over the next ████ um they also passed a measure to automatically register men ages 18 to 26 for Selective Service and what about automatically registering the females all the ████ yeah so all these ████ are also getting signed up yeah that's kind of crazy I thought we were already registered when we were we we we I had to I remember that or is it when we started going to college and we want financial aid and all when you hit 18 you f a draft that's not automatically register you have to register this one I think you have to automat This One automatically registers you you know I didn't know I had a
1:41 choice I I just thought that was the thing to do when you're an American you just 18 you just ████ sign up and then if there's a draft you go like I didn't know that you have to fill out a draft card when you're 18 I think you have to yeah I think so yeah you get a Cho Choice well I think when I was registering to vote they there's like a simultaneous thing that you can yeah or like Financial or I forgot what it was but there's a two for one kind of thing where you you you sign papers they're like you want to sign for the draft I'm like yeah well if this passes now it further adds it will require women to register with Selective Service so as soon as you're 18 you're just like mhm boom but do women not want this or do they want this no they want this cuz they want equality so bad yeah women can't wait for this isn't it another win for women though yeah yeah it's like finally we're seen as equals yeah were worthy of going
2:32 to war with men I didn't see them campaigning for this oh no they're out there in the streets about it when they're all they've been trying they've been trying for the last 40 years but the patriarchy won't let them too strong it was too strong cuz I think they wanted to vote and then I think right after they're like I need to go to the front lines front lines yeah God damn I I want I need to be in the Infantry and be on the front L I actually think um Senator Susan Collins from Maine said my thighs are steamy right now about this Senator Colin said that yeah yo you know what's kud I mean the the Ukraine the Ukraine war the bunch of girls over there yeah Didn't They enlist themselves they enlist themselves and the stories that you hear from them is insane I love my boys I love my husband that's what I decided to join the front line also and then you hear a report about them saying they both just died due to artillery
3:23 oh but if all the young women of the country die then how's that going to Country how's that country going to stay alive for the Next Generation their daughters their kids that they left behind yeah from to their mother and well that's going to take another like 15 years until they're ready to start ████ having kids time ain't ending Joe it's all right I don't know if it's a good idea to put women on the front lines I think it's a stupid ass idea wait why do you guys think it's so stupid I personally don't think it's it's a good idea because just from seeing what like LAPD body cams of girls uh reenacting to oh like shootout situations reacting shout reenacting reenacting or you mean yeah they're reenacting not reenacting but training sorry not
4:14 reenacting not training but real life situation they're at a car stop they don't shoot there's a video that's not true I've seen them I've seen them shoot pretty or sometimes they shoot crazy like so they walk up to a ████ house and nothing's going on and they see a shadow they blast into it but here's here's the thing here's the thing I saw a video of a LAPD chick goes like I need you to come out your car she just she doesn't even watch the dude his hand or nothing and he comes out boom blasts her thighs and she goes ah and just drops right check this out Che no no no she's just like she's like I can't believe it's t she's like she just fell she didn't shoot back she didn't shoot back she Shir and shoot her in the ████ with that why you got makeig why you got to scream like that I read the report it was it was the thighs okay the partner was like oh ████ but now you watch the same scenario
5:05 same situation from a dude perspective it happened in the different state Texas guy comes out boom gets shot in his hips he falls but instantly knows what to do he gets shot pulls out the gun and starts smoking the cheesing him chees he starts s cheesing him that's actually the technical tering that right there tells me like yo maybe girls shouldn't be on the front line because they're prone to get killed more and I wouldn't want to see that so what line should they be on hello 911 okay the hotlines the telephone hotlines they like being on the phone they do like be on D my wife's always on the phone this pass because emotionally and they can think in the higher stress this how I think no offense ladies but hey
5:55 they can multitask he said no they can't no they can but I think they mentally they're way smarter and then when the stress comes up they can they're more composed you don't think they could like cuz the meme is always that the women would make the greatest detectives cuz like they they look through everything and they they gossip to yeah but if when it's not personal they don't they don't use their superpower they don't care yeah when it's not personal but no once again nothing against I'm not saying I'm not saying all girls are like that they refuse I'm not saying all girls are like that but from what if they're like suspecting if they're suspecting you of cheating o ESP they're in it but then they're not activated they have to be activated so like if they're on the front lines the only way we activate them is you bring their kids too exactly then it's activated then it's like okay
6:45 we're ready for ████ War right but if there's no Stakes no one's in danger M they don't shoot back they're not going to do anything they don't do it they don't do it yeah cuz then you hear all these stories of women that can't even carry the groceries but all of a sudden the kid goes on the car and they lift up the whole side of the car see like where the ████ did that straight come from see where was that when I was trying to lift the fridge last night exactly I just trying they don't you got to activate the superhero Gene in them but it's not activated cuz they're like well why are we shooting this is pointless right soon as you put the ████ kid in the middle oh my God my son ████ John Wick protecting the kid and then she ████ brings the ████ package home ble rolls out that's what it is you guys remember the story where the police officer tried to grab her taser but ended up grabbing a gun and smoking that
7:35 dude in the traffic stop simple stuff like that I mean cop both both cops be making that mistake though huh all cops make that mistake when is the time you've seen a male cop make a mistake AC video tell me a specific incident right M cops if they're they make M cops if they were to to grab a gun they grabbed the gun they knew they grabbed the gun but the girl cops what remember that story she said she grabbed she thought I grabb the taser and I swiss cheese the dude like come on man you don't ████ feel the Glock in your hand there's a you're telling me there's a difference I could have swore there's some guy cops doing the same ████ what happens if what happens if we draft women right and then you put them in the front lines against an opposing military that is all men so this is this is like good question what I think about is if
8:25 we if we go back to all ancient like uh Warrior societies yeah men are on the front lines and then if you want to decimate the opposing Force you go to the opposing force and if you kill off all the women they can't reproduce mhm so you know the importance of women and the vessel that they carry life so I'm like keep those if we want but modern women are not just baby makers bar that's the problem kill that lady that lady send the boss message to the front line well that's that's that's literally true it's like how do you even how does this country keep going if you don't have the bodies and enough women to actually like we need to protect our women one guy can impregnant 10 10 women right but like a woman can be pregnant
9:15 like one one at a time yeah so it's like if they go then it's like what the ████ but there but there's also some concerns cuz you have to adjust what happens at the front line right so there's a GOP cater his name's chip Roy he says well if we do add women in the front lines we're going to start having add a lot of coffee machines to the front lines as well because they can't do anything without they have to have tampons in every bathroom now they got to do brunches can't do anything without have to do War brunches it's scientifically Pro don't talk to me don't talk to me until I have my coffee this is so then if you're on comms and they haven't had their coffee yet that's going to be that's a huge issue this feels like a situation where like just just to prove a point you're willing to have a worse Army yeah which I think is kind of dumb it's like saying like oh I actually think have a recruitment issue so now they're desperate and then that's why they need more bodies and then what
10:06 sucks is if you do this I feel like all the enemies are like yes well you're going to put your women on the front lines it's like the it's like the Dream Team going up against like the WWA of like Kazakhstan or something yeah it's estimated to cost up to $22 billion worth of K Cups getting added into the military but crazy not to mention waste well I I was watching how like the mod mod Warfare these days it's no longer going to go back to those like days of like big nation Nation armies coming together and like doing that it's all going to be missions small operations Espionage all that stuff and then so if you really think about it women are really good at Espionage naturally oh yeah guys are kind of dumb that would be tight if they did get placed into like really like their strengths yeah rather than just
10:57 like cuz if you just replace men and women you can't even have a surviving Steel company you can't even have a you can't even have a moving company become all women like that s███'s going to be too hard highly doubt they're going to put women in trench warfare and ████ driving tanks I play them to their Str for the stupid ass ████ that are fighting for it that's what they're fighting for though like why can't we be in the front they're like fighting for other women to do it which sucks do they're not the ones that are going to go it's like all the people who do the charity ████ where they're like you should have to donate more of your money it's like you can donate the charity anytime you ████ you want yeah you know how many girls though just just like seriously be like if there is a war I'm ████ going in the kitchen and making a sandwich ████ that ████ like me too oh you know I I heard that countless amount of times they're like I don't
11:47 want to ████ go kill people like who wants to guys don't want to do it that's crazy dude I was um I was watching this this uh whole thing about how they ████ up in World War I this um the UK they thought it would be dope to let like Bros and Friends get together and like join the same unit cuz of like camaraderie they thought morale and whatever right what they didn't account for was whole units being wiped out and then whole Villages just not having the Next Generation damn that's tough cuz they're just like all the young men like let's say you're one unit and just you the unit gets completely wiped nobody like that whole unit was all from monter Park so that's that's the future of monter Park but they all get wiped out so there's no future Mon it's like
12:37 Saving Private Ryan yeah that's C oh yeah if you're the nerd back at home that never deployed you're getting all the puss right oh yeah so you're like good for me you're the you're the new Alpha Male if you have two left feet you're swimming in it the the funniest notion to me is how any woman who thinks women and men are equal still can't admit two men are equal huh how do you mean that means she doesn't care who she dates but she rates two guys differently on a scale so how can two dudes not be equal but a woman and a man are like it's crazy I'm not equal to the guy that's ████ 6'2 to you wow like that's crazy that's good yeah how does your brain work where it's like clip that men aren't even equal to each other let alone like women like there's like black gray and white and she's like
13:28 black and white look more similar than this dark gray over here right they're like huh that's metime you're swiping in general people are not yeah nobody's nobody F I did hear a woman tell me she's like the only reason why um women don't have the same strength records as men is because they're convinced that they can't do it from time it's the patriarchy's fault yeah yeah and I'm like that is they don't know how to do it but even that's the thing it's to women listen to men though why doesn't the example show that like there's there's also dudes that can't do what dude does yeah like that's more common it's the patriarchy it's holding them down dude there's guys that aren't even part of the patriarchy they're not even cool enough to be there I know [Music]
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