0:00 and Bart's like what are you complaining about and she's like I have [Laughter] cancer stop making it so [Music] real so did you guys hear what about how they're doing AI generated beauty pageants that's great what what part of it's AI generated like all the the contestants bro what the ████ is the point of that right like the creators AI judges too we could judge Bart we can still judge it but we're just judging ████ it's like me taking five s████ and then going oh which one looks better it's like that's not okay that's rude actually you'll find which one looks better how many times have we all been at home watching a bey P beauty pageant and we're like that's an ugly ████ ████ yeah ugly ████ c y stupid
0:52 smelly ████ C right I've been there yeah right but now it's not a real person you can say as much as you want won't get hurt oh it's for that reason but the reason why the other one is better is because it actually means something cuz they're real people there's true suffering and insecurities is born exactly this is exactly why AI just needs to kill us already we're all pieces of ████ and we're asking for it hey don't put her in a swimsuit put her in a swim blanket you know what I mean you know how we're always saying that stuff like that generative Phil if I was like creating AI girls I would just make her boobs bigger over and over again oh ████ right like I would get the girl who W last time I would just be like make boobs bigger bigger than head keep doing it until like I W until it swallows her face and then you have to like resuscitate her and
1:42 then you're like sorry we made him a little too big a little bit smaller bring interesting can we see some of these contestants for uh research purposes yeah research purposes only you can what do you think see a real human girl needs to be a little bit uglier they're too hot it's too scary you talking about like Sydney Sweeney ugly right Bart I don't think they would talk me this scares me she looks kind of normal she looks she looks cool yeah she looks kind of that's a that's a AI why is her forehead so like shiny looking it's AI cuz she's ugly ████ ████ ████ ha her so she's got she's got that good resting bit you're already judging it easy we like the RBF what's another contestant so we have some sort of relative understanding see I would make her boobs just way bigger I would make her forehead a lot smaller got a dome doesn't feel bad can I see
2:33 that's so clean I think the fact that I know she's fake it's kind of like you know when you go to like the Lou right it's like yeah like the Mona Lisa it's small or whatever but when you know it's real you're like oh ████ that thing's real from the ████ 1400s like you're like don't break it you know there's only one of one but when you know it's like fake then you just don't really give a ████ it'd be pretty it'd be even more fun if they slipped one real person in the P oh yeah and you have to guess yeah oh my God it should be like um The Bachelorette or like where you can't where you have to like date everyone but you don't know which person's AI or everyone person is that's a good somebody needs to pitch that to you once a week a good yeah and then one day I'll be like wasn't there some kind of reality show in the '90s I might be making this up but there was like a reality show of all guys you see that where they're all
3:25 like gay but oh but only only one of them's not gay and there figured out but then all them are not gay what that's hilarious is that is that all of them are actually straight that sounds like a Japanese game it's a long play and then so in the interviews too you get this sit done interviews where they're like yeah I'm straight but like I guess I got to figure out who these gay guys are yeah exactly see they just need to put a wren in it it'd be way more fun here's another one of the AI ████ like AI Ronda Rousey that's shut the ████ up that's just cover art dude that's the nft bro that's a that's Ai No that is AI That's Ronda Rousey it's AI Ronda Rousey what do you mean AI Ronda Rousey it's AI Ronda Rousey so you want to talk some ████ do that mean Ronda Rousey is real yeah but this is an
4:16 AI version waiting to talk some ████ so now there's a little bit of a weird you tell AI make Ronda Rousey look AI they did that there's hell of that that's just Ronda Rousey no it's not it's Ronda Rousey AI bar he doesn't get real or it's fake so so you you think of AI version of Ron Rousey is basically still Rouse it's still R oh interesting yeah okay so if we do an AI of Bart Kwan sucking some dick yeah big dicks is that b that's bwan sucking diit he's got a pointy you to be a lawyer you're going to create the memory that you did that you're like I remember no when someone else looks at it like if if Tao looks at it ta's going to be like Dam what are you doing he's not going to go and you're not going to be like no that's AI you're going to be like that's me fcking dick he won't be like oh
5:07 that's just AI Papa sucking dick you know oh true that's like oh so you might as well not tell them that why is Papa sucking dick for I'm like I don't know accept why I'm scared of AI I don't want him to edit me into something I'm not like a like a Packers fan or anything like a p you Bears or Vikings bears bears those are huge tatas I'd make them bigger oh even bigger than that are those AI people or those two AI people yeah they're AI you can call them ugly ████ now no they're I'm waiting for you you should they're real pretty you really should you should call them ugly ████ horse I think you should so which one are you voting for out of those two I saw four saw four titties titties love that love that for you love that for you that's a great respon love love to fe uh yeah so they're they're
5:57 doing there's a there's a world AI Creator award right and they're working with a group called fan view which is a subscription platform that hosts AI content and they're basically going to recognize the achievements of AI creators around the world and the idea is to use their Tech to earn the chance for the Miss AI Crown Miss AI so judges are going to take into account classic elements of pageantry such as looks Poise answers to questions but contestant also earn points for the technical skill in implementation of AI tools lastly judges will be uh gauged contestants bus sizes and how nice their asses are shut the ████ up seriously says that so they're going to judge which so it's basically like Battle Bots but yeah exactly they're judging which like team can make the hottest chick yeah the
6:47 hottest chick and they're they're measuring the bus size by FL using a flashlight to cast a shadow across yeah they have they set up a yard stick and then they they use a flashlight and see yeah see how far the that's a pretty good way do you think girls do this like girls are like making the girl box I think it's mostly girls yeah mostly girls think it's all guys smell really weird I think it's mostly girls I need to see it's probably 99.9% girls I need to smell the room after they leave got oh no you want to smell all their seats after they leave sick you're sick see what's going on there smell those guys butts do you think it's the same in Reverse it's like the ai ai pageant for like men are is is it women making those men it's dudes making both dudes are disgusting they probably be like 11 ft tall and
7:37 ████ they're also using a flashlight to check their dick L if a dude's doing it they're like putting Joe Biden in a Maga hat or whatever guys are going to ████ around yeah we're just going to mess around with ████ yeah it's not uh the same so wait what makes you think that guys are mostly behind this they never make fat chicks they're always too hot well women that's true I feel like women would make like realistic for a pageant though but in general like all AI people are too hot they're too scary you think women would make like a bunch of validator looking people they would make like some some women of like good personalities good personality what do they typically look like they would like like Amy Schumer they would have they would have like they would be like size have size 13 ft no it would be like
8:28 that's a normal thing they're down to earth yeah they have a Cool vibe they're probably funny yeah they're probably funny hard to progam how women actually are size 13 ft Down to Earth but why not give them Big Bobs right why not yeah who's ever who's ever complained about Big Bobs back pain yeah I just made it too real huh that's true I'm going take it back they just need to do deadlift to strengthen the back wear weight belt and carry those things around weight belt you got to get stronger with great power comes great responsibility you got Double G's you got to you got to strengthen your back that was beautiful B I agree with that what do you think ████ could walk around with weight belts yeah when I was in Asia when I was in Japan for sure they really are boob people they're not ass people they don't care about ass like the butt cheeks they're if they're
9:18 too fat they get kind of sad but if your boobs are humongous they're like hell yeah when I see when I see a chick with no tits complaining about her back I go what are you complaining about yeah she just got in a car accident she was a back break what kind a back arthritis she had a double miste toy Bart's like what are you complaining about she's like I had [Laughter] cancer stop making it so real he started it you did took us down a dark path So speaking of Japanese boobs though like you think it's because they monetize it or like what do you say what do you mean they just prioritize it by preference genetically like the when a Japanese woman has big boob boobs they're like they're so big yeah those anomalies yeah yeah I feel like when they have like big boobs that's like their whole category like anime they care about huge boobs
10:10 you think it was related to Fukushima you think that's related like it's a genetic growth Godzilla style a mutation you think it's a mutation from radiation maybe I think that's a really good conspiracy yeah I'm just throwing out Concepts and ideas I don't know how sick would that be though if you really think about it like human beings went through mutation so they had giant boobs only the hot chi if she's saying specifically Japanese chaks got big boobs it's a good script if everybody had big boobs would we appreciate them anymore no probably not you think I think we do I think we would too I appreciate nice beautiful brown eyes I didn't know you were going there but I like that deep that's really wholesome dude damn it's okay it's that's just the noise machine outside there's a company next door that they they produce professional noise oh wow that's what they do Mak a lot of work sometimes we get stuck talking to the guy behind it and
11:00 he's like we got to move like 13 tons of rebar today and so we hear Clank and and we know why lot of noise noise [Music]
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