0:00 [Music] uh some JK fans have asked this question multiple times and I don't know why they're so interested in wanting to know our opinion on this but what do you think is the most sexually attractive job that a guy could have sexually attract that a guy can have you got to ask him H I know what a chick could have because isn't that something girls look at and they're like oo I want my man to be a vampire and then or like that's a job yeah they're like I like cuz all of them are usually werewolves or vampires a W9 for my vampire G I mean I guess like not not sexually attractive where you are attracted to the guy with a job but if you wanted to be sexually attractive what job would you assume would get you there probably a crypto
0:51 broker no like is it merely just whatever job gets you the most money is it whatever job gets you the most like honor is it whatever looks like you'd be the most famous like where would you I mean it would have to be a combination cuz it would have to be something that like gets you the most money but you also have to be a stud like if if I was like a neurosurgeon but I like didn't take care of my body then is that like sexual attractive but if I was like a neurosurgeon but I was like ripped I going to say that I was going to say like I don't know if any job is necessarily sexy it literally is the person doing the job cuz the the think about it right like women will be like oh that's a hot like oh like like it's a plus when they're this thing right but then for us it's like is she hot as she makes the job hot oh she works at Chick-fil-A well
1:42 she's hot well just assume it's but then for the but it's different for girls though they don't they don't they don't if there's a so it's easier for you just assume you're already hot as a person what's the job you have that makes you even hotter anything that that increases your status with like the normies so I feel like if you're a doctor I think girls think that's like when they're talking about a prospect they're like oh he's a doctor and they're like oh girl what you know like they get excited about that I think if you're like a singer or pop I probably top any artist Gest I think it's um I'm talking about cuz we're talking about what bait are we getting for the type of fish we're trying to catch right so I think it's more so what type of chicks do you like and in in that type what do you think you have to be to catch that fish right cuz some people will think like oh you're you're
2:32 a surgeon you're a ████ loser while another person like oh you're a firefighter that's really hot that's true true so I think you don't find hookers at the library but there's some jobs that are just impressive no matter what though right like yeah there's some jobs if I guess it's just in your opinion in my opinion but what guys think is a hot job is different from girls cuz guys be like oh you're a ████ you you work on Deadliest Catch or you're a deepsea w that's ████ crazy but you what woman is out there like oh you're a crab fisherman that makes me cream cuz yeah I would think I think that's what they want to know though they want to know what you think is a sexually attractive job for men For You Joe so this is what I think what I think is this just you I think it would be a Navy SEAL but all Navy SEAL wives are ugly oh really I disagree with that I
3:23 feel like anything in the Army is like the least attractive you can do see cuz that's like that's like I've given up on myself I'm going to give myself to the to Navy Seals is what he thinks that's a hot job that's a real stereotype that's that's out there what Navy SEAL wives are ugly no that's a truth it's a fact look I'll bet you pull up Google joo's wife I'll bet you she's ugly Joo willink so to me cuz to me normal people cuz to me Navy Seals are some of the most Alpha ████ out there right so you would think the most Alpha people would attract Alpha isn't the sexiest though that's not a necessary to me that's so for me I'm like okay the most Alpha dude out there you would think they would get the hottest ████ but they don't the most lesbian ones I don't think I have this is my argument I
4:13 don't think Alpha people go to the army or navy because that's the way they like treat you is like they put you that's ████ up dude so Tyler that's Mrs willink she looks like a normal that is of your bloodline Tyler I apologize Mrs Willie normal that is one of you she looks like a nice secretary also they're both the same kind of age so cuz yeah most special forces dudes when I see their significant other it's way different than what I imagine you know cuz I always think Super Alpha guy probably like girls are creaming in their pants for them so it's easy for them to get a supermodel but once again it's ████ that like guys only like I know but then like don't super Alpha guys who come from like military backgrounds value loyalty the highest yeah that's true someone
5:03 that rides for him and ████ yeah and don't women of highest loyalty look more like this more normal maybe yeah I don't know cuz ladies who are like you know dating NBA players like they look like okay you have a lot of options cuz it's the same predicament I think a lot of dudes that when they go to the gym they're like okay I want to meet chicks I'm going to go to the gym put on muscle they to the gym put on muscle and I'm making a bunch of guy friends all the guys are attracted to their biceps what do you what do you do dude what routine dude so I think it's kind of like that reverse effect where you're like where I think these are like the cream of the crop dudes but then it's like when you buy a sports car you just attract other men that's true like that exactly that's why I think like a singer or pop star or
5:53 like a I'm not saying like rapper cuz I think that comes with uh um different issues yes yes but when I think about like you know uh an icon of some sort I just feel like you got your pick of the litter yeah most pop stars have hot and when you're like a singer and stuff like that too you it doesn't seem as threatening I think that's what it is if you're like a rock star or you're like a a rapper I feel like those are much more like gangster hardcore like kind of music artist they're more Alpha now yeah they're they're more they're going to do they might do some crazy ████ they might do some drugs they might they might on your that's just the stereotype probably comes with it but if you're just like a pop singer you know what I mean just seems a little bit less like threatening like aeps yeah kind of I think yoga instructor but then you still have to be like capable I I honestly think like any
6:45 jobs where you're truly generating wealth through creativity is way sexier than like say a government job where you're not necessarily creating wealth but you're just doing a service and being paid by like taxpayer money I say what about power like a military dictator I think power is sexy to people because he seized power he's not getting paid by the state that's ████ Kim Jong-un right there dude he's crushing it you know what's interesting though like when you said yoga instructor it makes me think of like tenants instructor as well there's these jobs that from the outside they don't seem sexually attractive but the predicaments that they find themselves in they're always ████ the hottest women always ████ hot chicks because of like cuz they're serving them they're in the strike zone like like Chappelle you know he was a cheerleader so from on the outside like
7:35 dude that's so whack yeah but then for him he's like dude I ████ banged the whole team or or or or or what what do you call those uh like pool boy yeah oh yeah Crush what's her name c Barry hi Barry ████ pool boys all day m is that thing yeah Steve told us oh he never lies to us I think I still think like being being a successful actor has to Action Hero actor yeah any kind of actor because you don't have to really be that guy in real life no cuz they watch the wrong comment and they go oh they fall in love with the person portraying and then they almost don't even care like a Leonardo DiCaprio yeah cuz if it's like sexual attraction then as long as you don't break the uh fantasy then you're probably going to be fine I think a fisherman is pretty
8:26 hot kind deadli long short cat yeah like a one of those guys that gets the blue fin ones and they have to split it in 19 ways cuz it cost million the ones that go like this and then they oh fly fisherman they grab the fish no have you seen like when they get the tuna and then the tuna bites and they just hook it and they go like this and then they just and they just throw the fish it goes in the back like that as soon as they go in they get it yeah that's sexually attractive to you to imagine yourself to imagine yourself like this you're like o that looks well he's bringing home the bacon uh the the sushi so another perspective is like I think a lot of the times boring jobs are unsexy even if it is bringing in money because then you have boring stories they become just Bor even if you're bringing home money you don't have any fun stories if you're not like striving or being ambitious towards anything greater outside of that dudes get cheated on and and like like Bart
9:17 said too I wonder what like you're thinking about the bait you know to bring in what kind of fish like I wonder the relationship of like commercial airplane pilots and then the the see of stewardesses dude yeah oh a pilot that's a hot job oh firefighter we didn't even think about that firefighter but those are all the jobs that you do as a cheat as a cheater you're probably around a lot of stewardesses you know like you're you have a pool to like Strike Zone and you're always in the hotels it's a hot job you're always overseas with this you know this group of people too but do you want to get with a cheater a lot of shushing I'm wait wait are we supposed to pick what's hot to us that we want to date them because I want a safe person if they're an angler right they're going to come home smelling like fish no one wants to ████ them I'm safe no who's
10:08 sexy to you yeah but if they're a pilot they're cheating on me all day that's not sexy I don't want to ████ cheater you're not sexual attraction it's not like relationships well I want to be the pilot then then I can fly over ████ dive it's mine it's mine I'm going to land on the landing STP I'll be the flat attendant then I'll be flat attendant that's a good one you're still you're still in the circle what about TSA you think they're throwing down dude no cuz they're not on the plane ████ TSA is a bunch of perverts who doesn't want to touch you that's all they are I don't know if that counts when it's like like if you work at Target for instance like I don't know if like I hear the Trader Joe's people yeah because if you're having sex with everyone in your workplace that doesn't mean you have sexually attractive job it just means you guys are all just ████ each other I also think I also think you said like if it's uh if it's like us in that
10:58 position yeah I I know that if I was like head chef and restaurant owner at like a dope restaurant yeah there's like there's some some swag points to that oh I got one that can be both creepy and sexy cool photographer Crush probably cuz if you're like a world-renowned artist and then you're just out there you're taking photos of like Victoria's Secret model but you also look like a model too cuz I know I have some handsome photography friends that's one but I also know some ████ phot with your friends that are like oh my God yes bend over yes which which type is Darion yes he's in he's [Laughter] both you do it all no he's
11:49 non-threatening cuz they think he's gay oh they do just bu something he's androgynous oh he is okay no I don't know he's not just throwing he out about his homie dude he's not 30 he's gay he's a j Ma I don't know whatever so what are what are the least sexy jobs for a guy to have Couch Potato that's not a job unemployed yeah unemployed no but unemployed dude's ████ yeah I say that wouldn't stop me but it's sexy for us right cuz that's the question like yeah like what do you think it's unsexy are yeah what what like what do you think are sexy jobs I'm also assuming ████ quarterbacks got all the ████ Sports yeah anyone in sports is like killing it yeah not like you might be like a lineman and you're just like 400 lb and
12:40 it's like it's like hey can you introduce me to the quarterback yeah you know I yeah I think because in my opinion I think what makes any job sexy or makes anything sexy is is like women see that other women think it's sexy m I don't think it's any woman's original idea that's something's sexy which is sexist to say but I think like in popular culture that's just how something's work is that I don't think one person had the idea that something sex I think they see that like oh Everyone likes this thing yeah okay you know like that's how fashion so it's kind of like how how Elite something is or culture and like and I think like like uh I think like sexy things that are trending in like like in terms between men and women it happens in like in Mass yeah like if everyone thinks uh
13:32 Jude Law is sexy it's because everyone thinks he's sexy not because one person does cuz he's on a magazine that sells everyone sex yeah cuz the one person that's off they're like that's a fetish that's weird yeah exactly Y is being a YouTuber a sexy job probably now probably it probably is until they look at your subs then like they might judge and ████ you know cuz I would say probably in the '90s or even early 2000s probably no one would think a MMA fighter is cuz they're probably like oh you guys are just ████ Co fighting Savages or whatever but then you start having real personalities like Conor McGregor or whatever and there's probably hot chicks that want I think I think that also includes status though cuz like when I think of YouTubers like is a YouTuber sexy I don't know yeah if you got like ████ a million subscribers yeah it's pretty sexy MMA if you're like ████ yeah I'm an MMA fighter and you just like you're not on TV you don't win or anything like that you just get your ass beat every
14:22 time it's like probably not sexy at all or what if you're the YouTuber that like you go to VidCon everyone just hates you yeah I'm a YouTuber so unsexy even though he's like super successful no like everyone literally hates you not like loves to hate you they just actually hate you like you don't have any friends like nobody wants to be seen with you Logan Paul they people want to hate him and they want you to know they hate them like it's a different want to actually be them something yeah it's like they don't even people won't pay attention to you kind of hate that's real hate it's true I don't think anyone authentically hates logo Paul if they if they want you to hear that they hate them that's not real hate also the jobs that are sexiest the ones that are like the most authentic towards you I had just talk with Hannah about like the the the profession makes a guy more like attractive to women or whatever and then she was like yeah I
15:13 think um Architects is a is a sexy job and I'm like architect cuz in my mind an architect is like a dude that's ████ nerdy as ████ unathletic but then I think just threw all these random characteristics crossy piece of ████ unathletic dudes are like the sexiest in my opinion but then like visually yeah cuz you're you're thinking of someone that is attractive that's working in that role right that's the assumed thing but since I'm not looking at men attractively I'm thinking architect immediately this ████ dude in a polo shirt that can't dress and I'm like an architect you know cuz when I think of a plumber I'm thinking of an actual plumber he's like 55 years old his butt crack is hanging out he's fat as ████ and he's got mustard stains and you Henry Cav but like blue color working that right but I'm like a plumber right
16:05 or like a ████ Cowboy what you know like but then that that's kind of what she say is like an architect is hot because like it's still creative mhm and it's Unique but at the same time it's a it's a higher paid job and then you have to be really smart to get in it just like it's not like a easy eye you know what I mean got have the eye yeah and you're always creating you can share your Creations you can be a part of it I like a partner you can be like yeah you can get feedback and stuff like I have data some people that just work like boring just like N9 to5 jobs like retail and those are just the most boring people to date because oh how was work I don't want to talk about it retail sucks and you're just like okay well sorry for trying to have a conversation you know I didn't realize this was even like a thing to this level but when when smack started getting like Museum stuff M museum curator dudes are really sexy
16:56 really yeah just in are they like the male version of like a fine dining Hostess kind of like um like for really high up museums cuz they have to look like the museum they look like art themselves yeah they look like a piece like they probably have the coolest style they have like the nice they're like just so clean cut cool suit they just look like a spectacle too de with Rich housewives that are buying paintings all day yeah and they're also as personable as they are like knowledgeable so it's like wao what a combo like this guy is nice but he's not too smooy oh that's a sexy job art dealer he also knows well he's not the dealer he's the curator so he's the one who chose what went in this exhibit he has good taste yeah exactly so he's responsible for whether or not this Museum Wing is good he probably has athletes foot though he probably has athletes he wearing dress shoes all day
17:47 he's probably sneaky feet with his M no he might have he probably got low back problems or something yeah I was I was like observing this cuz there's multiple there's multiple ones and like at the G At The Gala I was like observing it I'm like these these guys are work in the room man and they go around and they're G where you had like a gay convention you almost said something I heard I the only gay guy I was at the convention though yeah they're um yeah and they're just they're go around saying hi to everybody they have to like speak to all the donors and thank them they have to remember how much the contributions were for every and they're like it's Snappy and then they have to like every artist and there's like hundreds of artists and they have to be like thank you for for um like they have to talk to each person who uh has a piece there and they have to remember everything about their peace and like all the motivation behind it and just have deep talks and then and then within a second move here and do that with this person and it has to feel
18:38 authentic and they have to look good I'm like that's hard you have they like really be in your profession for a job like that like you have to know the artist already speaking of that too standup comedians cuz they kind of need to control the room they're like on the center of the stage like that's difficult but it's also weird when a stand up comedians like hot sometimes it's weird what's a hot standup convenient people like Matt Rice yeah he kills yeah yeah but that's anomal about D cook D cook was a heart throb he kills like he kills and he's a heart throb so it's like but a lot of our other favorite comedians aren't exactly like heartthrobs it's just funny to like watch somebody that looks like that talk about but I just mean like I think a lot of ladies would be like that's a hot job like I like I think a lot of ladies like standups for that reason because like for the same reason why you mentioned yeah the Charisma the ability to work a room to be able to like kind of be in the center and take charge I think
19:30 kind of create some sort of PA of social relationship with the audience I think can lead to more crushes that's that's definitely true I think it's Charisma confirmation it's like you feel like there's something cool but then seeing that everyone else also agrees confirms it and you're like that's sexy yeah yeah yeah and I think yeah St comy does have Charisma confirmation it's like everyone came here to see this guy Pete Davidson he's like the best example of like stand up comedian who's just like smashing all the time he crushing and even though he's not like hot on paper he like for some reason he just is because he's the best rebound guy in the history of Hollywood in the history yeah that would be cool stand yeah curtain installers yeah curtain installers T rabbits they're really good fast rabits of all time bro those dud Crush bro plant Potters o JK news SD card
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