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Journalists Keep Getting Robbed While Covering Robbery Stories

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0:00 [Music] you guys know the Univision channel you remember them hell Channel 34 they ran out of money right no oh maybe they did I don't know they defin weather well they're still out there doing news so they ended up in Chicago where they were doing a news coverage on uh like the increase of robberies and like violent uh like theft and uh in the middle of it they got robbed at gunpoint for the cameras and and their money oh ████ they were covering the robbery of the coverage yeah is that like good news though classic I don't think it's good news was it live I think it marks now the second time in 3 weeks that a news crew was robbed while covering robbery in Chicago yeah but I just saw a viral video Yeah of a a dad who was in Chicago and his

0:50 bit was like I heard Chicago so bad and he's like hanging out like the most popular tourist attraction he's like yeah Chicago's so bad right now and he's like in front of the Chicago Bean like everything it's fine he's like it's so ████ out here so like it's probably fine cuz that guy went that guy went to a very popular tourist area in the middle of the day at 2:00 p.m. was good yeah and he proved it wasn't there one where there's like there a news that's covering like oh the crime and then there was a driveby shooting that happened oh that that one breaks my heart dude cuz the lady was she started praying yeah oh she was just like get down she was like Cal she was like a city official she was like giving an interview and then the someone did a driveby by the park and then she she tells everyone to get down and then she starts praying it's really like sweet why is Chicago so ████ up right now what happens not according to the guys no it's not it's not it's all an

1:40 illusion yeah it's just it's right-wing media the this is the second time second time in 3 weeks this from the same from the same network no it's a different network was doing coverage about the robberies and they got robbed well maybe that became a thing cuz you robbed the first one you're like nothing happened hey there's another news one let's get that good money last time yeah you're right see the taco trucks that are getting robbed too now before it was just the shoplifting where they just run in the stores and grab ████ but now they're like hitting mom and pop shops and like taco trucks where's the Mexican Mafia I Thought They protected those guys the fruit car people they protect them for sure who can answer that can you Anthony just a rhetorical where's the Mexican Mafia man where are they probably in montabella it is kind of funny that like

2:30 I mean I mean where is all the gangs in Mafia that used to defend these types of things right I think they're not paying the protection money they're the ones doing it now or they're just not in Chicago or they're all probably streaming or something dude the economy sucks they're they're probably they can't P they can't pay for it oh they're in jail all the old school gangsters and everyone that used to like have territory and all that they all went to jail and it was like a time of peace that we've seen in LA and then this happens M yeah damn well yeah it's not getting any better what new stations would you guys like to Rob Anthony um La 18 what news stations no it's okay you don't have to answer it it was just more of aor I wouldn't Rob UPN I'd be like they have you guys took I feel kind of bad and ████ cuz you

3:21 know news stations and all these guys they're already broke and they're already like they're already like failing and dying and ████ and then like people are going to like all these journalists and everyone they're going to be out of the job right and then they're getting robbed out of all their equipment what are they going to do now buy new equipment also are they like aren't those like pretty big heavy cameras like why you even get anything for that maybe they could sell it to other new stations the one that just got like robbed the week before they went on Craigslist they're like dude SEL K yeah dude there's a Channel 4 one it's a black market system yeah was this midday or they trying to yeah it is midday was it going to be a black mark yeah it was Midday why do you think like that dude punching down all the time with your comments punching down from my from my white Ivory Tower you think always man

4:12 always think hey can you come down to the minorities down here economy class or the minorities who are in the majority in the world yeah sure I'll come around to that whose world huh whose World China's World dude you guys own our president you colonize I've been reading on Gateway pundit I'm over here next to ████ two ████ feudal imperialist colonies hey what happened in Hawaii Bart tell the world I don't know anything talk about Oprah what's up with Oprah subing is crazy don't do it it's like watching a whole team play dodgeball and everyone's running away yeah and the ball sitting in the middle of the corner that was me that was me deflecting the ball with the ball and then it goes to somebody else just this the whole game yeah so uh obviously every time this happens you you hear someone throw

5:02 a stat out about how like well I mean if you look at the stats robbery's actually down 7% since last year cuz they're not being reported dumbass yeah it's if you don't if you don't catch and convict then you can report no crime that's not on my feet on my feet it's like things are places are getting robbed and burglarized constantly the people who use that talking point the most are rich people honestly like rich people who are like on the news and they're like oh yeah well actually like ████ if you look at it compared to the'80s it's crime has been falling and falling and falling it's like cool go tell that to the business owner who just like got wrecked and insurance isn't filling their claim like go go go do that yeah I think especially like you always say like at a time where your dollar goes the least distance it ever has and you're getting jacked it's a bigger ████ effect when you get robbed than it was in the 80s damn right it's kind of crazy because it's like they're obviously doing it for like everybody

5:53 does this stuff usually for a bigger reason like feeding families or feeding your kids I mean the murder rate is not as high as it used to be right it's just mostly theft and people just trying to survive right it's like it's kind of jacked but I kind of feel bad but they're inflating your dollar every day they don't give a ████ we've been worrying about it for years on this show and and meanwhile the the price to even buy equity in anything actual own assets going through the roof oh yeah by the way you can't even loan we won't loan you money cuz the rates just went up all the way Skyhigh right and they might even raise them more so now you're priced out of the market guess what you've been working your ass off you had a nest egg you wanted to buy a house uh uh just Out Of Reach just Out Of Reach just Out Of Reach by the way crypto is a scam not your financial system it's crypto that's a scam something that can't be controlled by a central entity something that gets printed by an entity

6:45 that is decentralized all these different miners all around the world that's what owns Bitcoin not the ████ central banks or anything that's why they're all looking to getting a Bitcoin through ETFs the financial Revolution is happening in front of your eyes yeah Oprah it always like resonates a ton when you say um like the position that you're in in order to get a good foothold in society now financially is harder than ever so any setback is bigger than ever too so it's like if you get ████ digging out now versus like the 80s or 90s like that way different but why don't you pull up yourself up by your bootstraps right that's the thing that is a fallacy look I agree with that's the fallacy I agree with the idea of it right you can work your way out of problems right I love that idea but when the system the pressure of the system is weighing down you so hard and they're inflating the the the dollar every

7:36 single day they're Printing and printing and printing their way out of all this stuff but then Co happens and they want to give you no money oh look at Hawaii actually they want to give you $700 you're not going to get ████ we're going to give Ukraine billions of dollars no ████ problem US citizens you're ████ we'll give you $700 deal with it no more help is coming literally they said that that's the scam that's true our system is a ████ joke and then they use use the news to weaponize like oh yeah but the system is that's the only way to win actually this crypto stuff that's the fugazi you're ████ like and then they have Jim Kramer telling you what to buy and what to sell every day on and if you follow his ████ you're done literally you're going to be even more that's you got to follow yeah follow reverse Kramer dude successful up reverse Kramer's up really yeah it's been up it's it's like a fun that does everything opposite of what he says and

8:26 it's way up God I got a follow verse CR the sad thing too is I'm also not entirely convinced that the person who's stealing my ████ in a nicer car wearing better clothes than me is Aladdin trying to get breed it's not always Cas Burgers show up in like BMWs and stuff yeah dude our gym got broken into a couple weeks ago what did they take they just stole a bunch of random gym equipment oh man just random ████ that looks like it be sold or I don't even know could it not have been a rival gym it could have been like barbells taking silver ████ just hella random Niche like gym equipment that's like oh okay all right well I ████ that sucks yeah like they just stole a trampoline we had a trampoline in there like a mini one they took that I don't know what the ████ that's how they got out of the place they just bounced out

9:16 while holding it remember when the internet when the internet came out and like economic the the the you know the almost like um the way that we view tectonic plates under the Earth Earth the economic tectonic plates were shifting and people were going like nah man this internet ████ is just some new fad thing you got to get back to the basics right stick to the core fundamentals of the economy and then those guys got destroyed like ████ Macy's and Sears and JC panties and the malls and Westfield and all those guys got killed right the people who embraced Innovation the next thing web 3 all this stuff's going on right now it's the same exact thing it's just been misappropriated frankly to the movement like this stuff it needs time to to obviously incubate and become good

10:07 but it when it becomes good you'll be too late to to really making the money on the on the game so that's what it's all about baby it's all about being early not being late and scooping the dip scooping the dip baby crypto Corner let's ████ go let's do it again let's win but the biggest thing true too is just realizing that you know your money is being printed into Oblivion you can go ahead and pack into a SA has got all you want you're losing purchasing power every ████ year you don't even know it they're stealing from you they hate you hate you that's my hype man right there that's right I got him nice and wrecked on Luna and we're going to do it

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