0:00 Oh, on your laptop that way. [Music] >> Sit down. And welcome back. What is that? That looks good. >> A croissant. >> How much cheese? >> He's got a croissant. Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys where we got Subie in the Village. >> Subie dooby doo. That's delicious. >> Best bar I've ever >> Don't steal his food, dude. That's his last good food. >> I literally didn't steal. He put it in my mouth with his hand. >> You asked for it and he felt bad for you. >> No, I didn't. >> That's what friends do. >> Threw you a bone. >> Now he's forcing me to eat. >> Bart took half my burrito, by the way. >> Don't tell anybody by that. >> I'm going to order a burrito next time.
0:51 Is it really good? >> The Starbucks burrito. >> I like it, man. >> It's pretty good. >> It's good for Starbucks. >> Oh, good for Starbucks. This process processed >> probably made like months ago. >> This is like artisan craft like type croissant. >> Damn, you have you have Earth Cafe. >> Yo, shout out to the Hispanics cuz they be making this fire cuz there bunch of them in the back killing it all the time. Every time. And they're right on time every time. >> Every time. >> Actually. Yeah, Earth Cafe. They they do kill it. >> Mexicans make the best international food. >> They do. >> Honestly, they just kill it. Whatever they do, they go hard in it. >> Got to be honest. But you give them a recipe, they go hard. >> There's a really good uh sushi restaurant with a bunch of Mexican um sushi chefs. And I was hella judgmental um because one guy, he had like a crosse eye. So I don't know how he was going to make the sushi correct cuz his eye was
1:41 going this way and the other one was going like that way and he was like that when he was cutting it. But he made it and it wasing bomb. And I found out that this sushi restaurant, it's owned by one of the biggest Japanese seafood distributors. >> And he used to have Japanese chefs there. But Japanese chefs are some of the most stubborn ████ on earth. And Japanese people. >> Yeah. They have their way. They have their art. They're like, "No way." Right. And they're like, So he fired them all. He's all, "F███ these guys." And they're like, "Hey, Hector, come through." And then he's like, "Mexicans will just absorb it cuz they're just like, "Tell me what I got to do, boss." He goes, "All right, you got to do this, this, and it's ████ so good." And their omacas are only like 50 bucks. >> Wow. >> Because the It's cuz he gets like quality fish. He's He's He gets a wholesale. >> That's because they call
2:31 >> Yeah. You're shy, my homie. >> You're a shy. >> Hey, my mom's restaurant. Killing it. Everybody in the back killing it. killing it >> every day. Show up all ████ time. >> Don't mess around. Do they Do they have a Xerox of their birth certificate like Ryan does? >> They get Do they get raided? >> No. >> Hell yeah. But listen, my mom's restaurant, Hector Carls, those ████ guys are the troop. They I love it. Always greet me, always take care of us, always on time. They just follow they just just say they do what they need to do every day. Keep it simple. You know what I They don't cost your mom employment taxes and FICA. >> You know what I >> Come on. Don't blow up the spot. >> You know what? You know what I found out? Why there's hella like uh Mexicans in the farm stuff
3:21 >> contracts? Well, because um it used to be hella Japanese and then >> that was a long time ago, huh? >> Yeah. So, when um when you know World War II happened, >> like hundreds of thousands of Japanese had to go to the camps, right? But who's gonna pick the strawberries? And then they had a work program and they said, "Mexicans assemble." And then they brought like several hundred,000 Mexicans into >> like on an emergency. >> Yeah. >> Oh, on your left. That way. >> Guy comes in a hang glider. Capitan. Capitan. >> And then that's that's kind of how they took Japanese jobs.
4:11 >> And then when the Japanese people got out, they got all their jobs back, right? >> Nope. >> Yeah. They got all their land back into all their irrigation. They did. >> Yes, they did. >> They got it all. >> Yeah. Japanese run the water in California, dude. >> Japanese literally own all the water in California. >> You said the Japanese people got all their reservoir >> because the Japanese people. We couldn't put out the fires because of the Japanese people, >> dude. Yeah, that's what you said, man. >> They got it stolen. That's the conspiracy, man. Nobody's Oh my god. I got to dig into that. That's going to be >> No. Some guy in the comments said you were wrong and you're wrong. >> In terms of a transition of the video since we're like 5 minutes in, this is the video. Dig into it, Joe. >> I got to do more research. >> Go. >> I got to do more research. I got to do more research. No, it's too late. I got to come prepared. >> Yeah. You know what all this talk about Japanese people? You know, we have it way harder. >> No, no, no, no, no. This is an episode. This is an episode of the view. We're
5:02 talking about Japanese people have harder than Mexicans. >> No, I thought we were talking about Mexicans. >> No, Japanese people own hell of ████ in Hawaii. That's like around Japanese. >> Japanese and Mexicans are like this. >> Hey, how many Mexican people do you see in Hawaii? >> That's a good question, bro. >> You know what's so crazy about I had that conversation, too. >> I just had this conversation, too. Actually, >> Filipinos don't count. >> But don't they already have their own Mexicans, which is like Filipinos or like Polynesian? >> They already have their own Mex. They already have their own Mexicans. Come on, guys. >> Dude, it's Filipinos and Micronesians. That's the Mexicans in Hawaii. No, but they got Mexicans. They're all in Wahi. Micronesians are Mexican adjacent. >> That's crazy. I never really know. >> Let me tell you this. You know why they got a guitar in Hawaii? >> Hawaii. >> Mexicans. They have a guitar, >> but I'm from Spanish. >> The music. The music. >> It's all regular ukulele. >> Yeah, that's a big ukulele. Mexicans
5:54 brought >> That's a XL. Mexicans brought cowboying stand up bass >> and guitar into the music, >> right? Because if they if anything if they needed to learn how to do something, they would bring whoever they needed to bring, right? And the Mexicans has the cowboying style, then they would have to teach them. >> So they're the ones who literally brought the guitar to the islands. >> Yeah. The guitar was brought by the Mexicans. >> I believe it. >> It was What about the ukulele? >> Ukulele. >> Yeah. Where did that originate? They couldn't >> maybe because they'd have enough wood cuz they don't grow wood so they had to make a smaller guitar >> just so everyone can gather wood. >> Wood was scarce. Wood was scarce and so were strings. >> They use it all for surfboards. >> Yeah. >> It is funny though cuz you know Polynesian Hawaiians are big as ████ right? So then you have this little ass thing, a little guitar on a big ████ Hawaiian dude. And I'm like
6:45 >> optical illusion. It's like they're playing that but then when I grab it, it shrinks a big guitar. like those ████ videos. >> For me, it's a cello. [Laughter] >> The whole time they've just been playing guitar. >> I'm telling you guys, the Mexican Japanese connection is like this. >> Really? >> Yeah. Have you been to there's this there's this cholo like street in ████ I think it's Yokohama but they'll be like pulling up with low riders and they'll have taco nights and then they'll have like Mexican flags and ████ and it's just a bunch of Japanese cholos for sure. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. >> Well, Japanese are are really disciplined at like uh adopting culture. Yeah. Cosplaying basically. But it's like, you know, it's a sign of respect. >> They appropriate correctly. Yeah,
7:35 >> they're the best appropriators >> cuz then if you from the actual like when chol actually go there then fools get taken care of by that community there's a difference just so that people understand uh with culture it's not appropriating when the originators of that culture go there teach and sell it >> you know what I mean it's like it's literally the it's the cholo culture cholos that went to Japan and sold them the the glasses and the looks and everything like that you know like they they taught them and they sold told them the culture, which is why they love it. It's not like they saw it on YouTube and then decided to be like, "Oh man, that's really cool." So, I'm just going to do that and jack it. >> So, like when I buy one of those dread hats with the Rostafarian thing, >> if it was sold to you by a Jamaican man, >> sold by a Jamaican. >> Yeah. If you went to Jamaica and you got got it at the store there at the airport,
8:25 >> you have a shirt that says I love weed. >> But it's not. It's the >> Yeah, that's different. If you go there yourself and you don't necessarily learn it deep in the culture, but you buy it from a tourist stand and then you bring it back to your country and then you start manufacturing that, selling it and being like, I'm the originator of this culture in here. Or like >> that's appropriate. >> Like that white couple that's that made a fur restaurant called Fur and they trademarked it. >> That's crazy. That's good. >> That's the same. >> That's right. That's right. >> That's the same as trademarking Chili Crunch. >> Look at the end of the day. >> Yeah, that is that crazy. That is that crazy. >> Yeah. But think about it. At the end of the day, it's it's it's about money and power. So if if you ain't got it and you you can't obtain that culture, you know what I'm saying? Like that's that's you lost. >> You lost. >> You're on the outside. >> People with the money statement.
9:15 >> People with the money and the power is going to take advantage of you, take power and be like, I own it. saying this with a he's at a booth selling the rosta hats with the with the with the dreads and he goes at the end of the day. >> It's about money and >> it's about money. >> And he's talking to like a little kid who's just trying to buy the ████ hat. >> The dread hat. >> Kids going to be like, "Yo, I just wanted to buy this." >> So for for Japanese and Mexicans being like that, they're like this. >> I would think there's more mixed Japanese Mexican kids. >> There are. I only knew one. We called him Mariachi Samurai. He went to Don Bosco Tech. >> Mariachi Samurai >> and we used to make fun of >> Dude. AI movie. AI movie. >> That's true. I don't know that many. And it's especially in East LA where there's so many Japanese and Mexican establishments. >> I see a lot of uh black like black Japanese.
10:05 >> Yeah. >> Blazians are freaking on the come up. >> I think that >> that might be that might be the formula right there. >> Honestly, they they nice. >> Yeah. >> I was you standing up. Give it give it up for Blazians. >> That's military. I think Japanese and Mexicans are like this, not like this. >> So when it's like this, >> black and Japanese is military. This is culinary. >> No, this is this is working together. >> This is February. >> This is this is this is Bart and Gio. >> You're you're you're connecting. What the ████ is this versus this? This is more intershed. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Wait, that's Bart and Gio. >> This B and Gio because you're having a baby. You're having a baby, right? But
10:56 then when you miss the fingertip. Yeah, cuz you're not connecting the fingertips. But when you right pass by but hug each other, >> you're not ████ working together. >> Hug each other. >> Yeah. But isn't the concept of this to be lockable? It's like it's locking. This is like kind of like you can't really lock it. >> No. But then you're like docking. >> Docking. Docking. Martin and Gio and their Vegas home like this. But when they go to tacos agoro, they go like this. >> Oh, that's when they won, brother. >> The difference. >> Yeah. See? >> Mhm. >> The alabala. >> That ████ is so bomb. >> As like a Japanese immigrant, do you feel closer to the black community or to the Mexican community? >> Both. >> No. Pick one. Pick one. >> One has to die, dude. >> One goes to North Korea. One gets hydraulic press.
11:46 >> Hydraulic press. One has to go to hydraulic press. >> I just love that stupid ████ thing. >> Yeah. Mexicans. >> Mexicans. Cuz >> until 13. >> Yeah. After 13 years old, I didn't have any contact with the black community anymore cuz I moved I moved to China. >> China. China. America. >> But culturally, Mexican culture is very similar to Asian culture, too. >> Yeah. >> But Mexicans are everywhere. Filipinos and Mexicans >> like shut the ████ up and work is a very it's like shut up like, "Oh, you don't get paid enough. Shut the ████ work. Don't complain. Just shut the ████ up and keep working." >> You know what's a sad thing though that my Mexican friends used to tell me though with with the difference with Asians and Mexicans is that he he's full Mexican. And he said for in his experience, Mexicans work super hard but
12:38 not as smart as Asians. >> They don't say it. Asians don't work as hard as Mexicans, but they work smarter. That's why he's like, "Yeah, look who like ends up owning the places that Mexicans work at." I thought that was interesting because he was like trying to get more people in his community to like think like that. >> I think that's true. >> Cuz they'll be they'll be loyal to a fault. You know what I mean? Like they'll be there for you. >> They're writers. >> Yeah, they're writers. They'll be in that same position without moving up for ████ ever and they'll just be like, "Yeah, you know, like I'm I'm a team player kind of." It's cuz Well, what what I heard is that they think white collar work is gay. >> So like, no. No ████ bro. Like, I'm not even playing, you know, cuz a lot cuz you're not a man. >> A lot of the Mexicans I went to college with, they're like they get made fun of that they're gay and ████ because >> instead of doing man's work, like they don't do like it's like you're not doing jobs like us like working, you know, as
13:29 a plumber, construction, >> when are you going to get a real job? You want to wear suits and be gay? >> It's like >> you want to play dress up at at work. >> And I was like, wait, no ████ They're like, "Yeah, like that's why you don't want to be too intelligent or smart or do paperwork because you guys are gay." >> I also think that Asians have a higher rate of running crooked business, too. >> I think Asians have a higher rate, >> you know what I mean? Like, they have a higher rate of manipulating and like kind of almost abusing their workforce. >> That's they're they're more corrupt, but they're also physically lazy. Like, I think Mexicans will ████ work like hella hard physically, right? Asians are just like >> it's a van diagram. There's some There's some Asians in there. >> Most most Asians, bro. Like, >> they don't want to lift nothing. >> My dad was really good at lifting and not working super smart >> and working physically really hard.
14:19 >> That's right. >> Did he ever look for loopholes? >> Uh, not the illegal ones. >> That means he's more Vietnamese than Chinese. >> ████ >> I think Chinese people always looking for ████ a one one way to >> Dude, I hired a Chinese moving company, >> man. They get the job done in like five hours. Mexicans, two hours. Yeah, >> Chinese ████ lazy. >> Right in the middle. Chinese Vietnamese. >> What do you think they did for the rest of their life? >> Like stupid looking for loopholes. >> What? How? What makes them take 5 hours? Smoking cigarettes every 30 minutes, dude. >> No, >> never hire a Chinese moving company ever again. And they needed five dude and they're all the size of can and ████ when you had like three Mexicans come in and they're just stronger. >> So, do you think by the time Japanese
15:10 people got out of the camps and they wanted to be gardeners again that the general public was like, "Ah, the Mexican guys is better." >> Probably >> they work faster. >> The Japanese guys came back, they took over all the water and stuff. They all >> They never got it back, ████ >> The Japanese were too artisal with their gardening and ████ Yeah, they were too artistic. That's the problem with Japanese gardening where like they so a Mexican you hire a team they're going to cut your whole lawn in 15 minutes. >> The Japanese guy is taking 4 hours >> because because he's cutting each blade of grass with a little scissors. >> Joe is getting high level of to the grass. >> He's trimming it perfectly. >> Oh, that's true. Yeah. Not everything's a bonsai. >> They take too long. >> He's pruning the grass. >> And then meanwhile, the Chinese guy is stealing your lemons and replanting them. And now he's reproducing your entire lemon. >> Lemon business, man. The whole lemon business. >> Yeah. And Mexicans still don't got all these aqueducts to worry about. >> And then the Japanese guys like, "Wait,
16:00 wait, wait." To the Chinese guys, like, "Take this lemon." >> Yeah. He goes, "Thank you." >> So, Japanese people are actually slower with their work. >> I think they're perfect. They're >> Yes. Because once they put the rice patties in, the wind blows, you go, >> stupid. >> I think when you think of perfection, it's Japanese. >> Oh, yeah. No, Japanese people, they make complic they make something simple, complicated for no ████ reason. Oh, like the freaking >> But it is better though. >> And then they put meaning behind everything when you don't even need to. >> When Jesus imitates Japanese people, he just goes, "Ah, yeah. >> It's like a no reason ████ >> Yeah. >> You know, you know that ████ uh the omelette rice rice. >> Like they they it's so perfect to the point where it's semi, it's like a hair
16:51 between solid and liquid. And they found that threshold that if they cut it, then it's liquid. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Like their omelette rice is crazy. >> And if it's not, >> ain't nobody making that ████ but Japanese. >> And a Chinese guy looks at it and goes, "You only did that for 20 cent more? That's so stupid." >> Just fried an egg, man. >> Just fry it, man. It's the same thing. I think for >> fried rice, man. >> For non-Asian people, discovering how ████ wildly different Chinese people are from Japanese is very refreshing. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Oh, hell yeah. Because it's like you think it's so similar, but this these fools ████ hate each other. >> They're all ching chongs. >> No, it's just it's just chino. There's no Korean word for Spanish or anything. It's just chino, which is Chinese that resembles all Asians. >> That's fair though. That's fair. If you're on the outside, I think that's fair. But on the inside, you got to know the difference. >> You know what's a pretty trippy freaking stat though is how like what was it like
17:41 in the 1940s or whatever, Korea was poorer than Ghana. >> Wow. >> And then two generations they became a world power. >> Congrats, bro. two generations. >> That's badass because it's a Samsung. >> Koreans also learned from China to how to like steal stuff and then recopy and read. >> They learn from Japan. >> Samsung. >> I don't know anything about that. >> Everybody Everybody learned it from China. China's number one. >> They took Chinese. >> No, >> the only thing that China doesn't have that Japanese people have is all the water in California. >> No, China is like a number zero. [Laughter] >> Come on, man. Hey, China. China killing it, man. >> The aqueduct is probably owned by China right now. >> All our real estate's own, >> Dude. All the farms. >> Yeah, but they're doing business as Japanese. >> Yeah. What about that Japanese real estate company that owns hella stuff?
18:32 >> Who is that? >> Which one? >> There's like a Japanese like real estate corporation. >> Oh, yeah. The biggest real estate company is Japanese. They own They own a wood. >> They own Woodsides. Yeah. And they And they did the Shawwood ones. >> Oh yeah. >> But we got Japanese that own Hawaii's airport that he doesn't own it, bro. He's a politician. But how many Mexicans go to Jumbi in Hawaii? >> A good amount, man. ████ >> That's sick. >> Wow. Jumbi is the spot. >> Japan did freaking insane though for how tiny they are on the globe. >> Yo, shout out to the Hispanics. >> They do. >> They took me in in Sacramento as one of their family members. >> What about the Russian guy that let you take care of his bees? That was only one week, bro.
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