0:00 you know you're not going to get a refund if you end up sitting next to you know fat people say you can yes say it dude fat people oh what a dick boom [Music] boom all right this one's gonna be a little difficult because uh it's going around the internet everyone's weighing in on their opinions uh we need to figure out what we think about this because we've probably all been in a situation very similar there was a woman on American Airlines uh who was on a flight and now she's demanding reparations because she had to sit in between two obese passengers and it was so sandwiched in why she gotta say reparations you're gonna say a refund I made choice of words this really matters does it I she literally did say reparations that's odd so here's a picture of like I know
0:52 it looks like the same side but I guess they're mirrored or switched around but that's her uh which one is she she's the one the red no not the one the red yeah she's in the red so that's her arm and she's saying that like they're so packed in like this and they weren't the airline wasn't really doing anything to help her situation she couldn't put her tray down because there it was hitting him in the stomachs um and uh she had asked them though so the people that are sitting to her left and right are siblings and she's like do you guys want to sit next to each other I can switch with you and they were like no it's cool so then she's just sandwiched like this the whole time she's taking pictures and uh she went off yeah she went on this huge tirade on Twitter sounds annoying dude talking about how um and she's she's not backing down she's like really the flight was three hours um I don't know how long it's like just
1:42 lean forward yeah look it sucks obviously it sucks listen here's what she said she goes I'm expected to have only a quarter of a seat when I fly I just experienced getting sweat on Touch without my consent smacked in the face and subjected to hours of no personal space and your response is essentially too bad well that's what they said that's what she's saying oh and she's saying that uh that I was called that uh she the polite attendant was like looking at her and just giving her like a like one of them what can they really do yeah this that's why she said she said that hey if you want to I think that you should buy another seat that's her I feel like the airlines would get in trouble if they were like oh you two need to move because you're too fat it would yeah or are you gonna buy two tickets yeah you know what this means she's she's good she's due for
2:33 some good like airplane Karma next time she flies she's probably gonna get an empty seat next to her sometimes it happens and listen oh okay you you fly next to a really big dude with big old leg like the last time I flew back this guy was he was like he was probably like six three and he was a big ████ boy dude he was a big and he was like all up in my ████ so you know what you do is I yeah he was like all up on me and then I just fell asleep kind of like ████ it's a free pillow bonded yeah we bonded and I was like you know what because this dude was like taking my leg room and I was like I can't be a ████ dude I can't be sitting with my knees like this so then I kind of pretended to fall asleep and then I actually fell asleep but I kind of fell asleep over here and then eventually he kind of moved his body into the aisle but on the way there that
3:24 was on my way back on the way there I got a free seat we had two ████ seats on my phone and have never had anybody next to me nice every time every single time I've only flown like five times though would you fly a Southwest uh Southwest amazing American and Alaska that's because people are looking at you like I'm not trying to sit next to no personal space I always sit by the window and then I kind of make myself bigger talking to yourself and ████ too you said Sumo yeah because I don't want anybody sitting next to me the uh so she said the also she couldn't put the armrest down because they were just like stuck there obviously and uh her another famous quote she said I'm sick of acting like fatness to this extent is normal oh my gosh she's sick she's going hard yeah what airlines was this American Airlines yeah oh so you do buy the seat because I
4:14 think Southwest right yeah it's wherever you go yeah do that that's just bad luck dude that's just bad luck so American was just like good luck yeah they can't do nothing what is she realistically looking for just a refund yeah oh no don't even give it to her because she doesn't feel like what she was subjected to was fair for what everybody else like they're all paying the same amount for you know it's just a default experience yeah I think that she thinks she had to go through something special that she did go through something special but I think like everybody goes through special bad luck when they have bad luck yeah exactly and those other girls are probably uncomfortable too with her sitting there yeah yeah but what about babies crying you can't like complain that you can't make the parents pay for that dude flying sucks no matter what yeah yeah like like if you have the money to sit in a nice you know night a first class or business class private
5:04 yeah yeah like if you have the money do that then yeah go for it but then sometimes you just you just have to like do they have a clock economy class come on when you buy plane tickets is there a clause that says hey by the way you know you're not gonna get a refund if you end up sitting next to you know fat people say you can yeah say it oh what a dick come on man no but seriously like do they have a closet there where it's like no they can't you're uncomfortable on the plane but it's like sorry we can't do anything about it you're not gonna get refund I think I think it's more so they'll just write non-refundable ticket you know what I mean yeah like for any manner of whatever they're not gonna write like all XYZ reasons why you might want to refund it it's just non-refundable this is uh I looked up a picture of her the um Pastor that was
5:55 sandwiched between it was a really funny oh she's a pastor no she's a passenger she's a pastor I was like what that changed your opinion no I just I just thought it was an interesting detail this is a really funny photo it's no longer just my chance she happens to be sitting like this but this is her dude she's annoying I swear she I Can Tell She's annoying yeah Kevin said it it's true bro is that actually has a doctorate my good sir in what all the politics political science maybe well obviously how did this photo pop up I just searched her name that's just it looks like someone that would complain but I don't think that's her you don't think it's her that's a Russian model dude yeah I swear this is her dessert that's from like uh hey would you like to meet yeah that's her name Dr Sydney Watson but look how many different Sydney watches what what kind of dog
6:45 that's the one from the uh maybe it is an article look uh okay who is Dr C wants me American Airlines issues response is obese oh yeah yeah that's her oh so what did they say to her good luck I'm sorry oh yeah the good luck all right I said good luck but I wonder if they actually said something but she didn't like the response so she's taking it like they said ████ off you know the crazy thing is like anytime I get really really heated and angry about because that's some pet peeve ████ right anything with the airport when they like ████ can't see or fly you did this blah blah it puts you at such a weird inconvenience as a human being you're uncomfortable you're sweating you're in public you got to wait another 12 hours in some random place you weren't expecting to they they throw you in some s█████ ass Hotel because they did something wrong or over but you know what I mean anytime you get really really pissed about that literally nothing ever positive like nothing happens yeah and the best way to get over it is to get over it and move
7:36 on you know master your mind yeah you just have to move on because you're not gonna win that one you know at least a plane landed exactly at least you're alive if it were to crash problem with my helicopter too that's ████ up man what the ████ I bounced off Alex I bet you anything you felt hella safe during that other fight nah dude he was smelly and ████ bro like but it was also like hygiene is a difference what are you gonna do like what am I gonna tell this guy hey you should ████ it you're gonna smell like ████ like with me it's like if you're gonna go flying this is stuff that can happen yeah complain about it right yeah it's like be on the bus even if you paid for it yeah so here's what here's what the you were asking what the airline said they said our passengers come in all different sizes and shapes
8:26 we're sorry you were uncomfortable on your flight that's all they need to say and then and especially if she looks like that no offense to her you know like a little skinny chick of course she would go on this tirade about like fat people and ████ it's like all right bro you don't have to do all that she's not just anybody who's she she has a YouTube channel 763 000 subscribers she's a right-wing critical commentator yeah it's part of our talking points you know I get it of course you don't want to be in that situation but she's also born into a conservative family in Australia so maybe she's not as used to dealing with the American way yeah definitely on American Airlines that's what the American way is you know kind of Just Go With It yeah yeah but I feel like like what you said you kind of just
9:16 have to go with I remember when I was flying Arizona I tried to book the the earliest flight it was like at six a.m and when they were bringing our plane to like the spot where they connected it hit another plane sure I don't know it was all over the news I don't know if you guys saw it but that was the plane I was supposed to be on oh so they crashed into another plane and like the wing broke and they were like oh it might be like 30 minutes delay so we're sitting there and then at like two hours passed they're like yeah you guys are gonna have to just book another flight and that was it they just dipped and they were like oh so like what do we do we're like oh go on the site do it we have another plane so we have to start boarding the other people so we were kind of just like left with like go ████ figure it out yourself but it's like and like I said in my head I'm like ah this is the ████ that you have to expect there's so much stuff going on that I'm just like whatever oh I got a good one I was coming back from Guadalajara on Viva aerobus right and I
10:07 think that's like the the Mexican version of like Southwest or something all right or maybe spirit I don't know um it's a big difference yeah a big difference right um and it was like 3am flight we didn't sleep all night I get I I finally fall asleep on the plane and I'm sitting next to my buddy and this you know larger woman it's a Mexican woman she was very nice though I finally fall asleep on the flight I wake up to hot coffee all over my belly dude she spilled on accident she spit on accident she was getting a sandwich from her bag or was it on purpose it could have been and also I was getting bit by mosquitoes or whatever yeah not a big deal but then I spill hot like I just wake up and I just feel like I'm just like this dude I got burns on my stomach bro like I got ████ up but what was I gonna do it was gonna be like I'm gonna ████ sue you
10:58 lady I'm gonna assume you could you could technically can I yeah oh dude 100 did I miss it did I miss did I fumble the back you would win but I'm sure you could soon you'd have to prove some kind of injury for sure be easier if we were in American Airlines because that's American stuff I missed my opportunity dude well uh did she apologize oh yeah it was totally fine and she was really sweet about it she was really sweet but it was it was afterwards I was like dude this is ████ hilarious when she fell asleep were you attempted to even the score yeah I was kind of ████ Diet Coke what if that was like her sweet moves you know she's like oh this guy's real hot because coffee sucks Pat in your dick and stuff she got my number for sure yeah she has a 90s movie approach it's a little Senora you know he was very sweet very sweet
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