0:00 question to you is that like if you guys have had your eyes checked, uh if you woke up with a dick in your mouth, what would you keep sucking it? What is your prescription right now? Well, mine is perfect now. No, but then when it was Oh, it was like 111. Cuz how would you be like, "Oh, hot dog. [Music] Welcome back to an episode of Careful Boys, today. Um, I just wanted to talk to you guys about something funny that happened to me. Uh, so I went to go do my um my license uh my address change for my ID for uh Nevada. Wow, that's really happening then, huh? And then you got to take your like eye test and they make you like put your head in which is like it sucks. And they're lying. It's not
0:50 the same image on both eyes. It's like this one is too calm to the left, that side's too calm to the right. Wait, they don't do the the thing anymore. The e E shove your head in the thing. Yeah. You're just supposed to look at both your eyes. It looks like that. Yeah. Like that that that what do you put your eyes? But you know like because I'm so like my eyes are so easily turning things into magic eye. You know when you like see puzzles like this? So it keeps merging all the numbers. I'm just seeing all eights. I'm just like okay I can't even like I was like I don't I just see eights because I'm it's doing this. And then they were like oh you have to go take a eye test. So, I wasn't able to change my address. I had to go to doctor to the optometrist and then I found out I need glasses. Yeah, cuz you probably have a stigmatism. That's how they check that cuz if your eyes aren't seeing Yeah. Yeah. Did you do what you did? You Oh, yeah. Cuz I did it without my glasses,
1:41 but the little cheat code, right? I go in there and then I just Yeah. all the way and I passed. Well, like Smack couldn't see many. She just said random numbers and they were like, "Okay, cool. You just have to say something, I guess." What? Yeah. cuz she was like I couldn't see one number. She just said any number and they were just like all right. But then the girl that I got was just like oh if you can't read them you got to go get a note from the doctor which I got and then now I got to go back with my note but now I I have prescription glasses. What's up? What's your vision? Yeah. What's your vision? So um it's like 2030 on my right eye. So it's like like nothing on my It's barely off. It's just off of my right eye. You know what I am? What? -6 in both my eyes. Oh ████ That's pretty bad. Out of 20 I think. I'm negative one. Not 20, but negative6 is pretty bad. I might have to check my eyes again. I haven't gone. Do you guys go annually and do all
2:31 that stuff? I go two years when I have to reup my contacts. Same. You're looking at a guy who likes the deals. I got my eyes checked 10 years ago. And I get my eye I get my glasses on a place called Zeni Optical, which Yeah, I get I got mine from Zeni. Yeah, you're welcome. And And Great to me. You can adjust your prescription on there. And I just keep on sliding it back a little bit as I'm like, "Oh, it's a little blurry now." What do you mean you could adjust? You adjust on your glasses. I started atgative.75 and then I just moved it to negative one. It's like 10% the price of light scrapes. Yeah. You don't have to get it I don't have to pay $99 at Costco to get We should get sponsored by that. So my question to you is that like if you guys have had your eyes checked, uh, if you woke up with a dick in your mouth, would you keep sucking it? Which one of us would keep sucking? That's a really good question. Who's most likely? Yeah, I think it's a really good question. That's a really good
3:21 question. The dick in my mouth. I have mouth tape on. What prescription are my eyes at? What's my vision at? Negative negative one. Oh, negative one. So, I can see it pretty clearly. Yeah. You know what it is? You know what it feels like? Cuz what is your prescription right now? Well, mine is perfect now. No, but then when it was ████ up. Oh, it was like 111. Cuz how would you be like, "Oh, hot dog." I think I would be like, "Why is there a warm hot dog?" Why is there a warm hot dog in my mouth? Dude, no one's ████ woke you up with food. Like, [Laughter] no one's ████ woken me up with wantons and ████ Put it in your mouth while your mouth is closed. You guys wake up to ████ warm. I used to do that to my dog all the time. Really? That's your dog? Cuz that ████ be sleepy. And like I
4:15 just ████ Dude, try it with your dog. That s███'s ████ funny. You should put the whipped cream in their mouth and they immediately the best. Pup cups are the best. I think pup cups is my favorite. What's your Do you know your eyes are perfect? No, but I haven't gone in like 25 years or some ████ guys. And it was like a three or whatever. How many numbers am I holding up? The middle finger and then the pinky and the thumb. That's a Hindu sign. Yeah. What the ████ How do you do that? Like a super ninja turtle sigh. I know. My eyes are getting worse though. My eyes are for sure getting worse. Are they Do you Do you have to squint? I'm going hit the snooze button. I'm going go back to sleep. I've never I still don't have to squint. Maybe yours was so gradual that you didn't notice that you needed to get Yeah, they said only my right eyes fall. When you open
5:06 your eyes after waking up, do you see like pubes or do you see ball sack? Like which direction? So I probably see a belly button. Oh yeah, probably that. Oh, belly button. I think uh cuz then your vision it's really important. Are you wearing your glasses? Well, is he covering your eyes? I don't wear my glasses when I sleep. So no. Is he covering your eyes? Are you like Mike Oscar Delta when he's getting a kill? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't I don't I don't sleep with glasses on. So, who the ████ does Oh, really? People don't sleep with glasses. I probably just wouldn't know what's going on. People don't sleep with glasses. What are you talking about? Yeah, I sleep with a hat on. Backwards. Yeah. Yeah. It's weird having real glasses now, though. I mean, these
5:56 Do you have these? Aren't I? They're in my bag. But like they look like these. Do you feel like a loser? Dude, you were driving for so long without glasses. But I never had a problem with them. But what's your degree though? Yeah, it's super tiny. But when I had to do that thing, I was like, I don't ████ can't say one number. But you know how I know is is um it the the signs look different depending on if it's night or day. So at night it's blurriier. Yep. Oh, kind of like when there's a dick in your mouth or not. It's night and day. But it depends if you're if you're uh nearsided or not. You know, if you're nearsided, you can you can see the dick. You'd be able to know. Nearid you can see close. Yes. You'd see the dick is in your mouth. Yeah. Yeah. So, for me, I would recognize immediately, oh, that's this is ████ up. Yeah. That's not a hot dog. But it depends. Ah. Oh, but if it's one side, you're like, "Oh, is it a hot dog? Is this Yeah. You How long did you
6:49 have glasses for?" Like I got them in the third grade. I realized I was blind in the third grade. Destroyed. Then I would have called you lucky when I was a kid cuz I wanted glasses. Yeah. See, a lot of kids a lot of kids wanted glasses at that age. You used to say that thing where like someone's about to sock you and you're like, you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses. But he's like, I'm No, but I'm going to use that now. You ever seen that? You wouldn't hit a guy with contacts, would you? You wouldn't hit a guy with LASIC, would you? My my glasses my vision's so bad. I have to carry extra contacts with me just in case like I lose one or something. Oh yeah. When I was wearing contacts, it was like that, too. Do you have contacts? Do you wear Can you do it? They're so I don't know. I don't think I need them. My My thing is so like close to being Get colored ones then. Imagine you got colors. Blood red. I would do that. Black. Who here would
7:40 be most likely in colored contacts with a dick in their mouth? Same for tomorrow. That's what we can do. You don't want to do I think you're most likely a color contact. Do you think that's like gay or whack when guys get color contacts? Yeah, I do. I actually genuinely do. What if they're wearing color contacts and they have a particular genuinely? Is that like stupid when guys do that? Color contacts only if if it's like up their whole thing, you know? Like some people want to look goth and they want to look like vampires. I get it. But I think that's cool. But then like if you're like if it's like just randomly have green eyes. The fact that wanting to look like vampires is is cool. I think it's cool if you look like you want to you're a clock maker. Well, cuz cuz you can't be a vampire. Yeah. Yeah, you can't. So, he's putting the look together. He's like putting it all together, you know? But if you're like Yeah, I disagree. This guy's color. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's cool. Oh, yeah.
8:30 But you're doing it for a thing. You're doing it for, you know, like walking around like that. That's your Yeah. Yeah. But walk that. What if you just want husky eyes, so you do it in one eye and you're just like, "Look at me. I'm different." Yeah. Yeah. And you have eye patch. You take it off and you're like, "Sorry, it's my eye." And do that. That'd be pretty cool. That's a good reveal. That's really I have seen like I have seen social media people that do that and they claim that they've had it from birth. That drives me crazy. Yeah, totally. And they have ████ colored contacts. They'll do like one thing and they'll be like, "Oh, I'm one of those what do you call the term when you have like two different colors?" Stigmatism or no something chromatic. Something chromatic. But like they'll be like, "Oh, yeah." And then they'll get a baby photo. And they'll photoshop the eye on the baby photo. Be like, "Yeah, look. It's been like that forever." But it's I don't know. Yeah. I had big fake titties when I was born. ████ off.
9:20 They're fake. Shut up. Do you know what's hell sad? That reminds me of my cousin. She's uh her mom was such a pageant mom. She made my cousin get breast implants when she was 15. 15? She doesn't even know what's going to happen yet. Yeah, it's really rough. Can't they can't that mess them up? Did it make her life better? Yeah. Was everybody just nicer to her all of a sudden? Take hot take. I don't know. I don't think you guys see that Mythbusters where they had that chick like stuff her bra and like she got more tips like significantly cuz she had massive titties. If you're working for tips so they did like the the placebo one where she has her regular tits and then she did the massive tits. She made significantly more money. Makes sense. With big tits. Big tits. Totally. Was that at Twin Peaks? No. No. It was a coffee shop. Just random coffee. Everyone loves big titties though. That's what I'm saying. Who doesn't love a big big rack? What up, guys? Come join our Patreon cuz there's hundreds of videos dating back
10:10 to 2019. Support the channel's growth and new ideas and tap into the closer community by joining our Discord. Come chat with me inside and then you can say funny things to me and get the opportunity to suggest new video ideas. Come join our Patreon. Thank you. Link is in the description box below. But that sucks to make to put on a kid. That's ████ up, dude. Don't yucker young, dude. Did she get better grades? That's true. I guarantee it. Better grades, better everything. Where the teachers male, only lesbians. Hey, better ingredients, better pizza. That's what they say. Stop making it too real, Nick. Yeah, stop making it too real, dude. So, when you wake up and you've got like a a dick in your mouth, right? Yeah. I'd be I'd probably be alarmed. And it's softition. And he's like, "Hey." I'll be like, "How'd you get my mouth tape off?" First of all, but then
11:00 like is this like at a night that you you thought you were alone or are you with like friends and you don't know which friend's doing it? Uh, yeah. Nick, that'd be different. Nah, dude. No one's putting their penis in my mouth while I sleep. Unless the guy Nobody, dude, more out of my ████ watch. But they're they're flipped upside down, so their balls are on your eyes and you can't see. So you try and you're like, it's really warm, too. So it's kind of nice. Yeah. Yeah. I bet balls on your eyes do feel good. You think that feels good? As long as there's no hair. Yeah. Like really smooth foss. Yeah. I think I think feel nice. Imagine we got one of those eye masks, but they're ball material. Oh, I mean that part of the skin is like soft scrub. Yeah, it's like this. Plus like some baby powder. It's as soft as
11:50 it's going to get. Scroll to my eyes. Is that a new product we have on our hands? That looks real. That just looks like Joe's eyes. Yeah, that looks even realer than when Anthony does it. Yeah, that's just Joe's face. That just looks very Did you get these like per personally made? It looks like Joe, but he looks less. It looks like Joe, but he's It looks like Joe with no symptoms. Hey, put the hat back on. Holy ████ that's cool. Joe, dude, what the ████ Wow, look at how cool Joe looks, dude. That That's a real guy. Hey, honestly, everybody online, do your thing on the internet. Can you find the doppelganger for that that guy right there? It's just a picture of Joe. It looks like Joe, but like he's really nice. This looks This actually looks ████ ridiculous.
12:40 Imagine that's you waking up. See, once he takes it off, it's this gel. Yeah, we don't like that Joe as much. Not as fun. Too bad. I would like to think these are Asian eyes. I would like to think if I if I woke up with a dick in my mouth that I have the calmness and levelheadedness to stay undercover. Oh. and keep sucking it so that I can keep this guy in a vulnerable state before I plan my attack. What's the attack? But what what if it's your friend? Rip his balls off. But what if it's your friend and then like they came home drunk and you guys had an Airbnb together and then he thought that you were his girlfriend and then he started ████ your mouth. Honest. And then cuz you're on the bed. Has that ever happened? You're you're sleeping on the bed like you hate it
13:30 when it happens. And then so he stuck his dick in and he fell asleep and he woke up. He's drunk and he started thrusting it. So you're like if it was my friend and this is before you got lasic. It was your friend. But now you feel like he's a little bit of your enemy. Yeah. But you you're not going to kill your friend. Yeah. But Anthony, what if Anthony did that to you? Yeah. Anthony, if we're at What was the scenario? Airbnb. Airbnb. Three bedrooms or four bedrooms? No, there's there's a bed. There's two bedrooms. You're sleeping here. Uh Anony's girlfriend is sleeping in the other room and then instead of going into that Yeah, Anthony's wife's at home. He left the door. So check instead of going to that room, Anthony goes to this room where you're at and then he sees the mouth and then you dangling off of the bed and he goes, "Girlfriend and he sticks his penis inside." Yeah. And and you and
14:21 you're both shocked at each other. I'll probably whack it. Hey, don't do that. So you take it out, I whack it hard like, "Don't ████ do that, dude. That's that's not that's not that's not polite." And then I go, "Oh, I was I was just sleepwalking." Oh, I'mma lock my door the next night. I look at you and I'm like, "We're still cool, right?" Yeah, that's a good story. Just don't do that again, dude. That's a good story to tell. That's a great story. Just don't do that. We can do 18 minutes on that story. Remember the time when I accidentally made you suck my dick? When I teabaged your face and you my ████ was in your mouth. He told me not to do it again. Yeah. And he never did it again. And I'm like, "Oh, dude, for some reason I had this dream where you said like ball sacks on your eyes feels good." It does feel good. I bet there's probably a very few people that
15:12 comment below if you think they feel good. Hey, has this ever happened to you? Has it ever happened to you? Oh, don't forget to like. You can like the video if you guys want to wake up with a dick in your mouth. Hey, to help the channel, send this video to a friend. Nothing helps the channel more than sharing this with your friends and family. Please share this video with a friend, specifically your mom. But if it's not a friend, I hope I can stay undercover, keep sucking until I pull my gun out, and I'll ████ blast them from the balls through his ████ brains. Whoa. Yeah, but you keep you keep sucking till then. What's your favorite points? What's your favorite flavor like on the planet? Bart swallow. What's your favorite flavor on the planet? Of what? What's your favorite flavor of anything? So you put his dick on it first so you can put it in your mouth. Black root beer float. Oh, I bet we could get you to not like it. Man, we
16:02 can't get condoms with that flavor, man. Just dip the root beer float. Dip his ass to be a little creamy in the root beer float. Oh, dude. Now you're talking bart language. That's how innocent Nick is. He's like, "Oh, we could never get a condom that flavor." Guess the scenario's over. He's so safe. He's so safe. Oh, I can't get that. No, I was joking, dude. I know there's ████ plenty of condoms like that flavor. I know that. I'm not actually not root beer. What are we crazy? I'm actually not that innocent, Steve. Okay, tell them tell them how edgy you are. Tell them the most edgy flavor you put on a condom. Oh, we don't wear condoms, brother. Come on. What are we in high school? Comment your uh your uh what was it? Optometry prescription below and let us know. Oh, yeah. Let us know like what's your corrective uh what forget about the the whole dick and comment if you have a stigmatism or not. Tell us your tell us your eye digmatism.
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