0:00 [Music] All right. Um, I'm going to make you watch this situation of this guy. If you've seen it, don't say nothing. Um, as soon as you want to punch him, suck the table. Okay. >> What? >> I just tap the table like this. Just go like this. >> As soon as you want to hit him. All right. >> This guy What the What are you doing? >> You should sock the table if you see him. >> He's going to sock me. >> No, I punch like this. He's on the American Airlines flight and he's in the bathroom and he was like he was he was hitting the vape. >> Oh, I already know this one. >> So, the flight >> people that around on flights piss me the ████ off. >> Especially when it delays everything. >> Hold it in. Hold it in once once you really can't resist. >> We got We're supposed to take care of each other on the flight.
0:50 >> Hold it in. Hold it in. Hold it in. Hold on. Hold. Let it let it culminate. Let it culminate. All right. >> Okay. >> So, he's mad that she opens the door on him. Okay. Here's the video. Oh my god. But I was actually sitting on the toilet and you were opening matter. I don't care. >> Yes. I'm sorry about that. >> You can keep saying you're sorry, but I'm I'm here. >> Yes. I got it. I got it. >> Okay. So, we'll be on you and I see her record. >> You're not allowed to do that. >> Did you put your hands on me? She just put her hands on you. >> Oh, he's Asian. She did. She put her hands on me. >> Dude, but she put her hands on me. You are a lawyer. >> You're not that very handsome. Who said that? >> Put your hands on me. >> Talk about being victim. >> Hands on me.
1:41 >> Okay. >> Is he the food hack? Is he a food hack guy? >> The followers. >> Why hit the vape? Just give you >> honestly, bro. Of course, dude. When I'm on a plane, all I want to do is vape. When they tell you not to vape, that's all I want to do. I want to smoke on a plane. That's what I want to do. I have that urge, but I don't do it. >> You're using points again. >> I have zero points. >> Oh, you're in the negative. >> You're opening. >> No. No. I'm actually going to call the police when I get back to the ground on you. >> Yeah. You do not put your hands on a passenger. >> Oh my god. >> You do not put your hands on a passenger. >> He selfied him for a second. >> You assaulted me. Oh. >> Oh my god, dude. ████ this guy. >> Assaulted me. Everybody >> flight attendant assaulted me.
2:32 >> I have 27,000 followers. >> Isn't the right to put your hands on me? >> Yeah, they could ████ kick you out. >> You can't tell me not to record. >> Dude, how does I want to ████ dunk his head in the toilet? >> Can we deport that ████ >> See, ████ that fool, dude. >> What does his What does he have 25,000 followers for? What does he do? >> I don't know. We can yell at airline. Probably talks about TDE. And >> so did he get a lot of ████ for this? >> Yeah. I mean, that's what I that's why I like Asians because they don't ████ try to defend other dumbass Asians. They go, "F███ that guy." >> Yeah. He's making us all look >> I'm a ████ lawyer. >> That's like code for saying I'm a ████ ████ ass ████ >> Dude, he's just he's just >> He said he was a lawyer. >> Yeah, he said I'm a lawyer. >> Is he a lawyer? >> Yeah. He said I'm a lawyer and then he said I I have a lawyer. Which Yeah, he
3:23 said Yeah. Yeah. He said, "I have a lawyer." And then he said, "I am a lawyer." I have two friends that are lawyers. >> He He got promoted in the middle of the conversation. >> I just hate this dude so much. >> He sucks, dude. >> As soon as you're a guy and you go like, "Don't touch me." And you're talking to a lady like that and you're like trying to >> And you're in the wrong, by the way. That's That's the biggest part of all. He's like, "You're in the wrong." >> He tried to turn it on her. >> Yeah. >> Reminds you of a little someone who uh got away with similar things. >> Who you talking about, >> Suben? You did that? What? >> What are you talking about? >> I don't know. >> You guys remember my story? >> Yeah, but you didn't have a ████ phone on and you're not like trying to ████ >> He's not trying to play the victim. >> How did you get out of that? How did you get out of that? >> What did you do? >> This is also years ago. So, it was like there the vaping rules were way different. >> You vaped on a plane. Anthony,
4:17 >> who invited her? Huh? Who invited her? Make it feel worse. >> Only scouts would do that. Oh, is that right? >> See, I was I told you >> it sounded cool cuz you said scouts. >> Yeah, scouts are tight. >> Maybe boy scouts. >> You're you're in detention right now. >> Why do you think I need protection? Huh? Can't protect myself. >> No, I'm just saying I have >> He put his hands on me. >> But isn't this is like this is like a whack version of that of like trying to crash out to um to kind of distract from the thing. You know what's funny is like he's looking into his own camera trying to like make himself believe that like he's really hurt by like he got touched. >> You know what's also crazy that not only did he do that but then he chose He's the only one with the footage. He uploaded it. >> Yeah. >> Well for me. >> Yeah. He really believed. Yeah.
5:07 >> Like that's crazy. I was just trying to distract him real quick so I can get back cuz I knew I ████ up. >> Yeah. That's the difference. Like you felt remorse. This guy thinks he's in the right. >> Yeah. You were throwing a smoke bomb basically. >> And he's trying to frame the lady like you assaulted me and ████ I'm like what the ████ >> That's insane. He's just everything that like I just hate. >> You can't touch me. I'm allowed to record you open the door like like I'm going to call the police when we get on the ground on you. Like >> I just want to eject him from >> and then walking down and be like this lady assaulted me. It's like that's crazy. >> That's how you know everyone who's doing vape, they've never been a real smoker. They only smoke because of the vape. If you're a real smoker, you would actually know how to smoke on the plane. >> How? >> For example, >> can you say all that without the knife? >> So, like if you were to if you were to smoke, right? Like when I used to vape and I was on the plane, this is how you
5:58 do it. >> Yeah, you got to swallow it. But you got to let it out at one point. >> No, you don't. No, you don't. >> The vape disappears. The vapor disappears. >> You could do it. You could do a real You don't blow ████ smoke clouds, dude. You don't do tricks in the bathroom and ████ He's all >> little O's coming. >> There's a way to do it, bro. You know, and he's obviously a dumbass. Clearly, he's >> Wait, but Anthony got caught. What were you doing? >> So, uh, the the alarm went off. >> He's fun, though. It's different. >> So, in the bathroom. Okay. First of all, at the time, I I had done it a couple times. I'm not going to lie. This is like when I was going to specific countries and uh vapor doesn't usually didn't trigger smoke alarms. So, I got like confident, you know, and I was like, "Ah, ████ it." It's like a 15 hour flight or whatever. I went to the bathroom. Everybody's asleep. You know, when the cabin's dark and everybody's
6:49 supposed to be Oh my god. So, I went there and I was taking a ████ and I didn't even finish my ████ This is where it gets really bad. And I like finished wiping my ass or anything like that. And I was like, and I I was just like, >> "Ew, do you sure you're vaping?" >> Slowly puff it out, right? And then the alarm started going off. I ████ Started wiping my ass. And next thing you know, a flight attendant is like knocking on my door. They didn't open the door forcefully or assault me, right? They started knocking. This is alleged story by the way. I'm making this up. Started knocking on the door and stuff like that. I'm like, right. And I get it ready and then I'm like I'm panicking. So I'm like, what do I do? And then I was like, ah, if I like confuse him using my confusing techniques, then maybe I can get out of this. So then I open the door and before they can start accusing me for what's going on, I'm like, why is the fire alarm going off? It scared me. >> That's different. I was taking a dump
7:39 and that really almost gave me a heart attack. You can't be doing that. >> I have high blood pressure. >> And so and so she's already looking at me like >> not understanding what's going on. I think there's probably even a mini language barrier, right? And I was like, "Oh my god, that was so scary." And then and then her like a flight attendant dude comes by and stuff like that and he's looking, she's trying to explain the situation, right? And then I'm like, "Those can you guys need to fix this situation? What if somebody else was in here?" And they Right. And then my poop set off that alarm. You're a fast thinker. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And then finally finally they get it out. They're they're just like they're like are you smoking in here? Right. And I was like smoking. >> I was like, "Do you smell any smoke? Do you see any cigarettes on me?" Right. So I'm just going ham on them. I'm going ham on them. And I was like, "You guys need to fix this cuz that's scary."
8:30 >> Scary. The whole plane could hear you >> just in that part of the cabin. I wasn't playing. I was just like, "What? What's going on?" And then I just walked by. I'm like, "Jesus, scared, scared, fear." And they're just like, they're just like looking in there just confused at what's going on. And I went and went to sit down and I was like just sweating balls. And I was like, >> "Yeah, you're good, dude." >> Dude, that's fire. I like that. >> That's way better than what he did, bro. You're a slime ball. >> Another >> another good move is you just opening the door while you're still sitting on the toilet. Obviously. >> Yeah. Oh, dude. That's a good move. >> That's what this guy says happened. He says that his genitalia. >> I don't believe anything this ████ He's a lying ass. >> He proved himself ████ phony, dude. >> Dude, he's so ████ I had a moment on
9:21 the plane on on my way back from Poland. I was kind of tired. I was watching ████ like movies back to back and then I mixed up which one was open and closed in the bathroom. So when it was when I was opening I was closing but I didn't know. So I was like so every time I thought I was opening I was closing and I'm like wait what the ████ And I'm like, "Nobody." [Laughter] And then the Polish lady comes and the Polish lady's like, "Excuse me." And I'm like, "I think I'm locked in here." And then but she could see on the outside that's like red, green, red. And I'm like I would put it on ████ uh on green or like on on red. I'm like I can't do it. And then I see the little thing like she moves it somehow. And then she's like, "Oh, you were just you just kept closing it when it was
10:11 open." >> Bro, I did this. >> I was like, "What the >> I She's like, "What a meat, dude." >> I did a version of that and it started getting hot in there. So, I'm trying to stay calm. I'm like, >> "Please, I'm losing oxygen." >> That's >> This is not how I go. >> My kids on the plane. I was looking for the bathroom, right? And I did the same ████ and I was This is the wall. And I was pushing it. I was like, "How come the ████ door's not going?" >> And then the lady was like, "The bathroom's right here." And I was like, >> "There it is." >> I was like, "Oh, there it is." Yeah. >> Pushing the pilot's door. ████ >> I was like, "What the ████ is wrong with this goddamn thing?" >> So, it happens to all of us, dude. We're honestly We're not any different than that guy. >> Yeah. The execution is just different.
11:01 >> I never had that mistake, but >> you like that guy. >> Oh, you never make mistakes. No, not in the plane like that. >> Got it. >> I put my kid, Dude, I have to put my kid I have to change his diaper in the plane and everything. >> Yo, when your kid you're like >> I'm like, >> "No, no, I'm like this." Boom, boom, boom. I open the door. I put the Boom diaper. >> Yeah, that's really cool. Have you ever vaped on a plane? >> Yeah, he has. He just showed you how to do >> Have you ever vaped on a plane? >> Yeah. Yeah. When the vapes first came out >> and you never got caught? >> No. >> He's smart. He knows how to do it. I just swallowed the whole >> To be fair, I never got caught either. Eh, >> I mean I mean the alarm caught you. >> The machine caught you. >> It just reminds me of that Harold Kumar movie when they were trying to he was trying to smoke the bomb. The bomb.
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