0:00 foreign what's up everybody welcome back to another amazing episode from the careful boys where we are currently off the Record not bad Spirit hey we need to do that a lot together well it sometimes sucks when we do it all together yeah but but that was good that was good it's the crescendo of the the last part of the day this time it felt right this one felt good didn't feel manufactured yeah yeah yeah well uh today everybody's familiar with that you know that phrase you know to walk a day in someone else's shoes so let's let's think of shoes some people wear high heels and I don't wear those okay because I'm not gay just for the hypotheticals if you were to walk a day in someone else's shoes who would it
0:51 be and why oh that's a good one not a woman's because I don't want to be confused for being gay yeah I don't want people what and it's hard to walk in high heels you might break your ankle one one wow and I'm already tall and I think that being six above six four looks weird would you be a short guy you want to be a short guy no no I'm not sure even a second I have you heard of the hazda tribe right now it's making me feel a little left out no the I don't know the lighting change and my eyes got hurt it actually does help my eyes like you're more alert you look blind yeah dick actually looks fine I got these for 12 on Amazon I wanna be the very best no I want to be in a um I want to be in a hunter-gather tribe so walk in the shoes of a
1:41 hunter-gatherer yeah and then I wanna I wanna like you know Avatar nah they're Barefoot yeah so I want to feel what it's like to be barefoot and calloused up for so many years that you can run on rocks and it doesn't even hurt and then I also knowing what I know now but then I can experience their world it's kind of like Avatar you know how it goes into that trap they're like you want like a baby which one like the Dante Bosco Avatar no okay the blue people Avatar yeah the Avatar that makes you want to go on a hunter-gatherer chart I want to know how different it is uh for my life in modern like World technology comfort in house far away we strayed from natural distance I want to feel like waking up
2:31 when the light comes up naturally yeah is there is so like I don't know if like in this life like are there things that are um tight unbalanced in my body am I eating like am I optimal like not saying like being a hunter-gatherer you're at the peak of health and fitness but like you probably just feel completely different and you're not with the phone just catching ████ eating a ████ salmon whatever it is you think you'd be hungry all the time I don't know because that's what you're eating every day and that might be good for you actually is your porn just like chopped on like a cave wall I think my porn have a ████ right like oh that's pretty good I probably see your neighbor's wife and you're just jacking it to her but that's that's cool yeah yeah but they all have titties out
3:21 I probably see a girl's earlobe or whatever that tribe's horny thing is like she might have broad ass shoulders or a long neck or they might just have like a bunch of like certain like you know body paints that like symbolize some sort of prestige that ████ probably makes me horny how long do you think you would do it for him you think you want it for like a day or like a week until I start missing my life here I guess so it's convenient yeah you know what you know what I really love I would love to see what it's like to live in a super small nothing town where everybody's just knows each other and I would work at a cafe and just see the same people and everyone's just really friendly and satisfied with life like cheers dude that sounds like you could do that now yeah why why do you want to do that well I don't think I can do it now I think you'd have to be there
4:12 a long time yeah but why do you want to do that like what's a draw because I want to see what all the Hub of is because people love that and we don't have that here it's really rare to build that that's true and it's very opposite of how we live in this fast-paced like City so I wonder what it's like for people that never leave town you know like it's the same generations of people in this little like you know spot but they're completely content I want to know why like what's that thing do you think they're content or they're just defeated nah I think they're actually legitimately are cool with it I think they're fulfilled every day maybe I don't know if it's changed since the internet age when they have to be aware of ████ everything but like I know that's a it's definitely like a thing that's why uh Dave Chappelle lives where he lives yeah he lives in Ohio super small town and he says everyone just knows him he knows everyone but no one's about the Hollywood fame or life
5:02 and it's just so refreshing when he has to do his meetings he flies to La does his stuff but he goes right back and there's like no noise he doesn't even have a cell phone his assistant is the one that posts things for him he has a flip phone so he can still talk to people but he has does not have a modern phone yeah that's my voice like that for me that's my my boring answer my cool answer is I would want to be I would want to know what it's like to be an undercover spy it's infiltrating a drug ring and I'm so high up and I'm at the border of becoming compromised myself where they're wondering if I'm ever gonna Johnny yeah I did the the ████ because it's like you you have to make such a pivotal Choice that's ████ scariest you can't go back either and
5:53 you're starting to get close with the gang wait is the American government the bad guys I don't know I like this guy right and you're missing all your chickens and then your station doesn't know where you are your wife forgets that you're you know like all that stuff is like slowly scary and you're about to just fully commit to this extra life it's kind of like the Avatar though if you think about it right because you like the blue guy the blue you become the blue guy the shooting one the s█████ one yeah did you see the new one did you see the new one did you see it no there's yeah wave the water yeah I saw that number two is the two better than one uh I think it's different but I think it's still fun really entertaining so my neighbor says that it's really good but he has terrible taste so I think probably it's not good I think it's like if you watch an IMAX and you like visual spectacles it's really fun it's genuinely ████
6:44 Titanic and Avatar Avatar wave the water down I like Titanic then then you're gonna because there's certain scenes that are literally like wait this is James Cameron this is from Titanic but it's just the blue people inside yeah because he knows how to do water and ████ the drama and the music and the splashes so you liked it I visually because I was watching IMAX I was in I was a little high you're high that's it that's that's that's the key problem probably helps she gets high it is help it does help I don't get high yeah any other movie reviews I think John Wick for me I would be one of those guys who is in pornography and gets his dick sucked every single day but that's not the best part to me it's trying to complain about my day to other people they're trying to be like like I know that you think this is the type of like oh my God today is so ████ crazy like
7:35 this chick's like thrown up in my ████ ████ again and I'm like oh my God the acidity they're just like completely flabbergasted they have no idea what to say and they're all just not relating to me whatsoever which they're being polite and you're talking to like a priest a virgin a guy that's just in cell I've been married for 40 years and his wife thinks that blow jobs are disrespectful yeah yeah that's your boy yeah and you're just like I don't know what to do yeah I'm like oh my God I'm so sick of going to work I go to work again tomorrow morning early this time it's a threesome scene with two girls fighting over my ████ it's honestly such a great answer though that's a great answer gotta admit it
8:25 sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat you know what I mean guys you guys know what I'm talking about all right hey hey to that huh ████ meet up here here hey guys I think tomorrow's my last shoot honest to God I'm sick of this life Nick dude I think I would be an NBA player bro wow you like basketball that much like I do but then I don't are you on stilts but the life the life of NBA life is sick too though the Hoops are lower than eight year old so no I'm the guy that I'm the guy that's cleaning up the the wet spots that's me are you are you a benchwarmer yeah hey are you a bench you want to wear Gatorade no he's like a Mugsy Bogues yeah yeah yeah sure God again right yeah but I mean like the lifestyle of an NBA player I just think it's so cool right having a lot of kids not even that oh I talk I literally mean to the point of I going to practice
9:17 every day and then just working on like one skill or whatever like whatever skill set it is whether it's like free throws lay up lines whatever just having like a structured regimented practice the purpose is pretty consistently yeah and then and then by in three days you have a game and then you do that consistently everything like every single week I think that's something about that to me I just feel like is literally what if we only had one day to do this one one day it's great one day in the life one day is great bro A Day in the Life yeah you know say I'm saying Michael Jordan and I might change his answer from being like basketball practice to like I don't know the NBA Finals like one game you know what I mean you might want to throw that game five making the game-leading shot at the buzzer if the finals would be the best that's cool but like like dropping like being Luka doncic bro you know ████ like losing game yeah arguing with Kyrie Irving all the time
10:07 I hope that one day you guys win the game though would you choose practice or would you choose a game day if it was only one day I would definitely do I would do a game day and then like think of it like Kobe style you know what I mean like getting shots up four hours before the game for three you know just like putting shots up I think something about that to me I'm like man that's really cool it is cool as ████ yeah I mean you could be like Michael Michael Jordan after the game you keep practicing you know what I mean yeah man you're like some guy in court said like hey Michael you're the greatest ever and you're like I will believe you said this ████ to me that's it that's only what about in the past what about Infinity I was uh reading this book by um Michael's trainer and uh he's trained also Kobe too so he's a legendary trainer and like the
10:58 best dudes yeah and he was saying like those guys at that level they're so ████ ritualistic because they not like you know for us we're trying to be at the a game right they're trying to bring the a plus plus plus game but every single time so one of the times I forgot what it was um but Michael's just an extremely competitive guy no matter what so even when he's like all right I'll meet you guys at the court he's racing them like he jumps in a Porsche or his Ferrari and he's racing his ████ Butler racing his his haircut person he's racing everyone because he's everything is a ████ He's gambling with them yeah because everything is a ████ competition right it's like 20 bucks yeah yeah I forgot what happened but he ended up being almost late so his assistant uh I don't know his cult his uh personal trainer was like oh ████
11:49 well I'll just make it easy on you and what Michael usually does is every single game he has a brand new box of shoes and he laces them up this time he laced it for him Michael here you go put these on get on the court he takes them he throws it away he goes nope I have to lace it myself like that even to that detail and he asked him why throw sit away he asked him why he goes the feeling that he gets when he opens a brand new box of shoes teleports him to when he's a kid and that's what he plays for he plays for this feeling so if you ████ with his feeling he doesn't have this like Primal like I never had shoes my whole life I finally got my own pair of shoes I need to have that feeling I'm like what if Steve green things that's done it could be done seriously also getting a safe throw up on his dick that day and he's like ah I
12:40 can't believe he was happening to me again I was ████ that was cool let's put it here who would you switch with for me I think it would have to be um maybe with some sort of like musical Genius Like that's a good one Michael Jackson Hans Zimmerman he's alive yeah checks yeah Quincy Jones or someone like brianma even or like but like to be in the studio and see someone create a masterpiece from scratch Timberland it's cool yeah yeah yeah that's cool yeah like do you like hear it and then hear the idea and then like see it like come together I think that'd be really really I just saw this interview they asked Rick Rubin they're like so what do you do you know uh they just I don't know they just trust my sound he always says that he's a ████ genius too he then plays a ████ out of himself too yeah he he loves that
13:34 did you have one Anthony I I mean I I had so many thoughts that are going through my mind I love I love Joe's like hunter-gatherer stuff too because and I think about like that that fishing tribe where they like go deep sea dive yeah to live on the little boats out there they hold their breath for like five minutes right the Filipino group because I do also like Avatar I do wonder how far are we away from what we're intended you know yeah or just even physically capable on a completely different scale from anything that I know in my current Modern Life right so I do love stuff like that and the thought of that I do love the idea of maybe even being like a male porn star Tiger Woods for a day that's a lot of hot girls yeah yeah it is but just even the idea of like your day maybe desensitized to him now but like if I could just go on like the illest golf courses on the world play
14:24 and it's just like you get to just play golf at the highest level and people are just watching you do this luxury relaxing sport that takes like four hours you're just getting a ████ ball of the stick you know but but better Michael Jordan will play like 36 holes before he ████ throws down 40 points in a game later that night so it's like whoa there's levels to that ████ did you see the interview of Tiger Woods talking about how so they said who do you who would you love to play golf with the most like if you could just pick people to play golf with and he said my son like obviously me and my son and he's like and all the porn stars I was ████ I like the tampon they're really good with balls and he's like you need a lot of clothes I also have no idea how this life would be but like there's this random thought the complete other direction of the hunter gather is like what if we were just like Saudi princess for a day that's a good that's actually what I'm
15:14 scared of that's a really scared of some too much pleasure and then you come back and you're depressed because you can't have it again yeah and you're like like Inception when they wake up it would be almost like playing a video game it's so far from your world that like you wouldn't even associate it with what you know only especially for a day only a guy who wakes up in the morning and cold plunges and then works out and then ████ runs seven miles is like I don't think I would like Comfort very much you know it's funny too it would be kind of cool to be Andy Warhol at the era where he could have done any piece of ████ and people go it's genius and they're just watching you and waiting for you to like do something everyone goes people Sue cam but it's a blue label and everyone's like oh my ████ God the father of contemporary it'd be pretty funny to ████ around that whole day and just make pieces of ████ and everyone just like oh it's Timeless and I don't think there's
16:04 something to say you know to the idea of like having a curiosity and a desire to go to like both ends of the spectrum and there's experience oh yeah yeah to have absolutely nothing and be completely content with just like a lifestyle of like survival yeah just as much as like to have way more than anybody in the world ever would possibly need and just to taste like the idea of being like um I don't like the look of this entire building plowed down we'll build another you know what I mean just like unnecessary power um but who knows it's just a curiosity versus like a desire you know what I mean one of those uh one of the things that I see Saudi princes do that I think is really cool is have you seen them set up camp in like the middle of the desert they bust out all these like hookah and tea and they just have this massive spread of like grapes and food oh yeah yeah yeah and then they just chill and talk with the homies and like that's
16:55 great smoking chats chill out yeah yeah women right I just chill I'm like but we need to go into the middle of the desert and just set up those cabs and then have that spread and I want that whole thing maybe like six or seven tigers are just chilling around yeah when you just want to be entertained yeah that's crazy but you know what I mean it's just exotic yeah yeah yeah yeah and unattainable to like our normalcy because our version of that is like you got your cat and then I'll bring some Pringles over and then make I mean we could get it on you know and then like maybe we'll you know talk and and Munch on some chips and grapes the other thing I would do is walk a day in Geo's shoes so that she can never ████ complain ever again because all ████ easier like
17:46 this'll be how ████ hard that ████ is oh my man I've been living your life today she has a period and suddenly this guy's like I can't do it I can't do it what is this this is kind of cool too is to switch places with somebody that's at the very very highest clearance of information in the world oh yeah and to just know everything they know what if you go back to your regular life though and like you're ████ like like I would rather than naivety and ignorance crazy so you're basically you have the brain of Wikipedia or you just yeah or the alternative Dark Wikipedia or some ████ like just something there's probably an ironic twister like dark dark mirror where like you're you're ████ Julian Assange and you're in a prison cell you
18:36 have all the information I feel like why did I choose this I had one person I could switch with and now I'm in a prison cell knowledge is not exactly right this is why Pamela Anderson is coming to visit you now which is a fact she comes to visit him all the time you guys know that really like whoa panel is coming and then she comes and she's 74 years old and you're like ████ [Music] yeah and every time he goes ████ yeah well he doesn't know how old she is now he's like oh my God 1998 Pamela let's go and then she comes and then let's go you know he's like wait what year is it God God quickly what what's up 1033 oh my God there's gonna be dust coming out of that ████ thing
19:27 geez but at least I got a visitor would you guys rather be would you guys ever want to be uh it's Scottie Pippen's shoes and feel what it feels like to be the best second place ever I know that feels like in every way and everybody kid is railing his wife dude that sucks but yes his wife but that's his wife I mean that was his wife that's true God man Michael is like literally dunking all over the guy and dribbling all around him in every way Pittman wakes up and it's like Jordan Jordan hey David can we do an ESPN spot about when you were with Jordan but he's also the best yeah at the being second do you think he feels like Robin with Batman do you think he's like he's filled in his role like that's who I am I think Scottie Pippen is better than Robin Batman trained Robin like Scotty's good
20:18 on his own yeah Scottie Pippen it's imagine if Robin could beat all of the Batman villains by himself and then there's still Batman but Robin can't Robin needs Batman that's the that's the hard thing I would never want that because I would hate to feel what it's like to have all of that skill yeah and all that success and still feel a shadow like that sucks and worst thing of all your name is ████ Robin Pippin all right well yeah is that Jordan Jordan has a ramp in or would you rather be call him alone being that good and never touching the ring just because you happen to be in the same area no not Karl Malone I'd rather be deadly shrimp I'd rather be home alone what if you're hey what if you're Chuck and you gotta wake up every day and you're rich as ████ but Shaq is gonna give you hell about high school all these championships and no matter what you say to Shaq
21:09 because you're a Chuck right Shaq's like well at least I got all these championships he would also be cool to be one of those school that has one of those extinct skills yeah you know those lost skills that some people have like where there's only one more guy that can make a perfect sphere there's one more guy that you know like there's one more dude I'll take you the whole day you don't get to do anything else I mean because when that guy's dead that's it's over yeah like like you make this cultural stained glass or like Pottery no one else does or like yeah use Ancient old techniques or to be like those shooters that can volley a rifle shot and hit a Target like a mile away Hanzo you're just making one sword the whole day yeah it's pretty cool man I'll be John Wick for a day how about that that's pretty cool that'd be cool he's not a real guy ████ he run around and
22:00 kill people the whole time he'll be sweating a lot and bleeding a lot but he's not real I wonder if he wanted to be himself bringing the rules I want to know what it's like to feel like the most peacefullest person in the world who is that no if you were if you whoever that person is Judge Judy was Gandy Scotty Pippen I don't know a golden retriever a golden retriever might be oh yeah it might be honest I'm still alive I'd say Scotty's pretty peaceful thank you [Music] foreign [Music]
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