0:00 [Music] there is a very interesting little viral video of a cop in a on a little booty call at the park that has a booty call Park a booty they have a booty call Park you see yeah I can see what's the address of the so we got this is that is that a lady and ivory yep is searching her what are they doing no they're making out they're making out heavy petting searching yo what she like ad there just the voices of kids in the background yeah and the recorders are his back he doing it that open huh he's investigating yeah he's like show me your practices so they get
0:52 to the back seat of the cruiser start to see the caring the guy all hey yo hey so there's actually two separate videos of the same cop and the same woman like having these little rendo at the park link up and oh different days once this got exposed it dug up the funniest situation wait we know what happened already Yes with amazing quotes I just cannot wait to share it with you guys yeah so uh what happened is uh basically the cop was married oh she was the mistress too bad she's the mistress yeah uh but then once I guess like once the wife had tweeted cuz like everyone was like sending it to her whatever the wife
1:42 tweets out um like ████ this ████ blah blah that's like that he's like cheating with and stuff hold on I'm give me a big ass ad um don't click it the woman like uh the woman responds saying that like oh this ain't some one night stand like she says I'm living my life I have children I'm sure as you guys know I have a 15-year-old autistic boy his father was Caucasian I guess I have a thing for caucasians in my head I've done nothing wrong I'm going to continue living my life doing what I'm doing in my heart in his heart I know that I've done nothing he knows Paula knows I've done nothing wrong God is my higher power this is the mistress like talking about like she's not feeling guilty about what she did for her why cuz she has an autistic son and she's horny well it's because the autistic son got
2:33 his autism from the autistic mom we think she did nothing wrong no he said she someone's got to get my back what that's ████ up dude I thought I thought she was say get I white guys and then my I have an autistic son with a white father so I'm like are you consistently getting autistic jeans from white men like I don't get what she's tring she she's saying that it's not a big deal also she says what's so exciting he's a cop I'm a civilian we got caught it sucks but this will pass she's not the one who's cheating oh no she's not she doesn't when the chick attacks the the mistress it's like dude attack your man broke so wait wait so so so she's obviously with the dude that's cheating a cop right get in the back of his car
3:23 and then the fact that she uses God at the end as if that's like his calling I got God on my side telling me these things so I'm cool I'm going to heaven that doesn't that's legit only God could judge me you know so that's a good explanation that's her name's V Virginia Pinto I believe Pinto she's the mistress and then the um the wife is Paula marlot and uh so Paula responds after that and says seems like Virginia has a mouthful to give about me when her husband left her dirty ass because she can't stop cheating and inserting herself into other people's business she said I got go on my side Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry and then she says my husband used her for sex because she was easy I never put our marriage out there because like all marriages we hit a rough patch we get through everything at the end of the day
4:13 even ████ ████ my mans wow but but homie is like being a little reckless he's just at a park just hooking up like probably sitting there reading Twitter and nobody's yelling at him yeah dude like you couldn't you couldn't be more Incognito as a cop like in uniform seem pretty boastful yeah right all I saw was the department saying like they're taking disciplinary actions or whatever and I was like probably on the girl why so then the uh mistress responds after that and she says get messy she says from what what I read in the reports allegedly in may he got suspended for domestic violence that should prove right there ding ding ding ding maybe something's not great in their relationship oh why is she burning I'm like bars now bro she droing bars what side is she on and she's like at the end of the day we get through everything even when I ████ his ass up
5:05 even our fist fights so she says now people will understand and will see that no marriage is perfect he just happens to be a police officer she thinks people are just making a big deal of it cuz he's a cop yes he's supposed to uphold the law he can't even uphold his own family laws and ████ no it's cuz we didn't know we we thought he was questioning her some ████ and then all of a sudden he starts making out with her and like what the ████ going on and then she opens the door and gets in so seems like he's like making her do it right you can't tell yeah I can't tell anything it looked like some shady ████ yeah like he was like oh is that lady safe you don't know cuz there's like weird like Vibes well that's a it's a power situation I don't and they go in in the ████ SUV start shaking like crazy Grand the auto and he's on he's technically on duty right if he's yeah that car ████ on like he wants to be seen there's like no other cars around
5:55 like you'd want to be like a little hidden or at least under a tree or something tree from the park and as a cop you just stand out in general in general dude yeah like everyone's aware of you you're in uniform this reminds me of the onion head girl cop who ████ the whole department onion head onion head girl all right the funny thing is I immediately you know exactly what he means that bun was high and tight that was a white onion show the guy filming did did he go like I'm allowed to record you officer I'm allowed under the law I'm allowed and we can't get down that guy cuz that guy's just like hey yo yeah sweet there's hella kids in the background kids not even in the background in the foreground man they was just running by so there's um so the officer I guess like they started digging into his record they find out that um in 2016 he was indicted for
6:46 child abuse after he spanked his ex-girlfriend's three-year-old son so hard that he lost Consciousness he lost Consciousness the kid ohus oh ████ the fu oh my God I get squeamish about violence they just go somebody get my back damn your hand just gets hella hurt you're like oh ████ my mind's lost he lost Consciousness that's crazy damn yeah the boy lost Consciousness from getting spanked how did he not get fired then he's like well how how much can I much worse the blue Veil what are the standards for being a cop dude come on bro this guy's this guy's got domestic violence this guy's got ████ child abuse this guy's ████ sleeping with the other chick
7:36 twice getting caught aart you couldn't go to the crib and now it's time for barwan defend that cop defend that cop defend that cop if I were if I were to help him if I were to help him and I was I could bring a time machine I would go hey take her to the longest car wash in town do it in the car and the car wash as it's going through the thing three minutes and then make sure you finish before the ████ comes that's true you need a time machine to go through the long car wash no so he goes back in time he can redo redo his steps at the park how do you defend the cop now yeah can you help him in the present I'm No Time Machine let's just say you don't have a time machine I'm like everyone needs to shut
8:27 the ████ up cuz he's undercover right now and you're about to blow the world close this case he's undercover in his uniform a detective he's just a traffic cop he's working undercover dude double undercover double double undercover you know he's trying to work on he's trying to work on police sex bad behavior uh-huh police sex bad behavior that makes so much sense while in uniform cuz he's trying to catch all the other cops problem oh he had to see who's the girl ████ all the cops see double Undercover the girl yep it's like when when police officers have to catch hookers right and they pretend to be like a customer the hooker customer and they commit they commit they commit to the part and after
9:19 they come they go ah you're under arrest clack yeah clack little tip out there cop can't show you his dick he can't really it's illegal dude yeah if you're trying to be a hooker out there first thing you do is say take your dick out and then if they do you're good oh really what happens if the cop shows his dick and he's a real cop he might be double undercover he might be double undercover looking for the sex looking for the the women who will have if they're not circumcised is it triple undercover cuz they're cuz they're like not covering it cuz they're undercover I don't have the field manual do do you think a cop has ever accidentally got a a hooker that was also a cop that actually happened that did right did what happens do they just ████ say see you work see it work see you at the barbecue it's a great question you think
10:10 there's ever like a you know like those undercover gangs that they make so then they they're like they work with like a ████ fake yeah like a fake Sons of Anarchy right so imagine like a FBI versus CIA and they both come into contact trying to catch each other but they're both agents that's just happened too they like arrested each other or some ████ yeah you're under arrest they're like no you're under arrest and then it's like they other court called double undercover it is isn't it like Blue Streak I'm pretty sure it's Blue Streak Blue Streak tring find the jewel thought it was National Security yeah it was cuz there's FBI and cops yeah yeah they found each other was that Martin Lawrence descript of a movie from F yeah fat I remember was it Martin Lawrence that was yeah so was Black Knight if you wanted to know
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