0:00 [Music] emergency crews in california launched a rescue attempt recently using four-wheelers a drone engines and a truck oh that sounds fun find a guy who who was in the search party this is normal she's pretty cold they rush to save a mannequin that looked like he was hanging off the side of a cliff wait who ████ who put it there ████ put that that's actually funny as ████ it's kind of creepy too so in santa barbara county fire officials started receiving calls about someone stranded 30 feet down a cliff just before 4 pm on october 4th ████ people passing by on hope ranch beach saw the figure and
0:50 called for help i mean i guess you know it does look like a person that does they've been there for eight hours not even moved yeah just super secret things very strong not even turning their head around going hell they're not responding to any of us they're like why is this why is this person's thermals really really lukewarm what if they're dead already yeah what if they're dead rick or mortis to set in we have to retrieve the body dude that is that's gotta be against rigor morris like you already know you like have to step back feel like death phase he likes the rigor like slide his sleeves down and just ████ jacked for dude how pissed were the ████ firefighters that picked up the chick and was like oh ████ that's just a mannequin well basically it was one of those uh and you know i must quote on this better to call than not yeah type that's true that's true yeah because what if it was
1:40 a real person everyone was like ah it's just a mannequin like fall started throwing rocks at it see if it would hit it's just another mannequin honey i mean it is santa barbara right yeah so there's not much going on yeah they could have saved the drowning surfer but they they spent all the resources on this mannequin so where the actual uh the mannequin actually came from was there was a movie shoot days prior oh they left it there just left the mannequin there dude that production is getting ████ or they're getting free marketing no they're getting ████ ████ because the ████ the government is going to be like here's the ████ bill bro for sure for sure yeah because they know that they thing's got money and insurance that it's not like milking how much do you think that's gonna cost at least thirty thousand dollars if not thirty thousand dollars unless they were a bunch of tubers because i remember we shot something for jk for one of our old skits and went to art center and there's
2:30 that bridge we launched a mannequin bridge too and we filmed it multiple times because we needed to show like a human jumping off a building and then we just ran after wait how many times did you do this i think we should we got maybe a good maybe three to five three to five tanks why so many takes you had to like run it back up yeah bang it out real quick like the wig fell off oh ████ it was a real mannequin like a heavy mannequin oh it was like feel it was like cotton but filled with like it was it was it was steve standing all the way there damn they made that mannequin that's funny just launched it off the bridge because we couldn't afford one yeah at the time so yeah the story was like if we get stopped we're gonna get the student film okay and everyone's alright cool it's like that's a student film
3:22 i feel like we use the student film excuse until our 30s honestly i still use it for time time you should still use it because then it's more depressing yeah it's like hey it's a student film i'm 35 years old it's been this is my last chance i've had a rough go yeah trying to get my high school diploma please they said so i just i'm just curious about the pricing on this multi-agency response with utvs drone and a truck that's you think that's only 30 000 or more what they yeah yeah they they take the whatever the amount of money is that they paid all those guys and they just go here's like how much is a ████ airlift out of somewhere right that's at least like five five grand or more right and so then you've got all this other ████ and all these other people involved how much is it when a ████ ambulance comes right a couple things 10k ████ i don't know it's a lot pancake
4:13 i'm ████ i remember in high school so this was like 2002 2003 me and my buddy got into a really bad accident uh in montebello and uh our car knocked over one of the street lights and then that was eight g's from the city that was the build then and then just to fix the uh pole right yeah and then the the jaws of life being whatever came and opened the corridor to pull both of us out and the ambulance ride from montebello to sc which is pretty close that was 500 bucks yeah and then i think it was um almost a thousand dollars per night at sc county dude have you seen ambulances fill up though at the gas station they use the premium that's expensive that's not that's not coming cheap i heard something from a thousand bucks and up is like the starting i think it depends probably yeah i was just reading about the mo there are cost effective means of providing ambulance service and those are private ambulance uh yeah it's
5:04 called uber call ████ uber i'm having a heart attack i'm just having a heart attack though i'll call that one no no i can't afford that go over dude when i was here and i i didn't know what the ████ was going on i drove myself to the place because i'm like i'm not ████ but you you left really quickly and we were all like should he should he have driven not only did you not not only did you drive yourself you didn't even ████ drive to a close urgent care he didn't he went to the one that he's used to yeah in traffic god damn right i did because i i was like okay here's the thing sold my car for crypto so if nicki needed to come to me i wanted to make it easy on her you wanted it to be easy for her to pick up your body identify my body because of this move she's gonna make her go out of the way to identify the dental records here she don't even need to see you she'll be like i see that burnt terra hat exactly
5:54 how many tera hats are there in the world even where did you even get it yeah exactly i bought this on amazon oh i made this can you get more terra merch i think we should all rock it dude i'm gonna get some you guys want some i think it's a terrible i'll just buy you something if you want i love the hands he's just jittery he's like i'm in this video where i'm going cards let's go i'll use ust let's go passively there's definitely i've randomly seen like memes or ████ like that on instagram or whatever where it's kind of like you know something happened to me checked into the hospital for the night suddenly i have like a 200 000 build that's exactly the same my mom broke her leg when i was in fairfax virginia when i was a kid and i'll never forget when they got the ambulance bill was like 5 000 and that was back then 1995. wow crazy and so yeah and the hospital's right down the street we live by george mason university it's like we're right by the hospital that's crazy is it that expensive because the insurance takes
6:45 care of everything because i don't know why that the ambulance is so damning it's all ████ sham dude and then they and the ambulance drivers they get paid ████ like nine bucks an hour dude it's so crazy especially like the private emts because i remember i was gonna try to be an emt after college and uh i took a course and i found out how much they got paid and i was like yo why this is not even worth it like i'm dealing with people's lives here for like ████ nine bucks an hour it's everyone's worst day of their life when i meet them exactly every day of my job dude the horror stories you hear from other emts and like other paramedics so ████ up that makes you not want to do it ten dollars an hour hell no yeah bro oh but when you work for the fire department apparently that's like when it's worth it but yeah that's when it pays off but even the stories you get from that are like like one of my clients he was a
7:35 paramedic and he would this is gonna be ████ really ████ up and really dark but we're going down that way anyway and that's what we got anyways exactly right so this ████ would tell me he would go to someone's house and somebody would run out with their with their drowned child like it's already drowned and either like please like do what you can to save my child and he's just like we're gonna do what we can and he they already know like mentally like this is it like there's nothing we could do yeah and imagine doing that for the rest of your ████ doing that just for bedside happens so much and what they do is round kids dude yeah and they go to an orphanage and then they get a kid that looks just like that kid and then they just do a little swap do a swap yeah like he's alive they take the orphanage and they drown him just to show them we're like we're going to drown in more kids sometimes they have to dye their hair to match like might be acting a little different because he was drowned
8:25 but as you can see he's very wet so he's definitely your kid have you guys heard about that that uh it was a documentary about it where they said this guy they had one of their kids went missing oh yeah the guy was impersonating the kid yeah yeah and he comes back he's like from like france or some ████ this happens in america he comes back and he says he was sex trafficked yeah and he impersonates their missing child oh from like a couple in like nebraska or something somewhere like midwest and he has a complete crazy accident he has a french accent and he's like a grown-ass man kind of yeah i picked it up while i was getting being sex trafficked you asked dude what's up it's me it's your boy it's like years after dude yeah crazy and then in that documentary they they kind of suspect that the parents of the missing child don't believe killed their kids oh ████ what like i think that's why because they're like there's no ████ way you went mystery and they moved and then they played it off yeah that's good
9:15 to them the kid that's impersonating doesn't know that he's about to get into a house full of psychos and he's a that's a great movie though he's like i'm about to con this family steve how does it end yeah dude well it ends like get out ended that's it it ends with me knocking on a door and saying anybody here want to give me a room job no that's the after credit third cycle comes in that's the after credits that makes you like one more you're like he's the creepy brother dude he's the creepy brother they're all about to kill themselves with him in the climax joe watson anybody want to give me a rim job they're like whoa all right [Laughter] i'll just cycle out
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