0:00 [Music] all right everybody be honest all right who here has urinated in public oh yeah all the time hell yeah I almost did yesterday how do you find a good spot what what you guys look for I ████ damn bro that's not a lie are you open with it are you open with peeing anywhere you could pee comfortably behind the dumpsters like go in the corners yeah I grew up like in Mexico and stuff rub there you can just piss wherever whip it out and go you don't get piss anxiety you don't get pee anxiety ah I don't get shy no no no no no no no but why why did you ask why does someone get in trouble nice well actually this happened in Amsterdam all right there was a woman who you know like any other evening that many of us might have seen before
0:51 suddenly needed to use a restroom but in her unfortunate timing um and and place there wasn't a close public restroom for her to use uh bars and restaurants and stuff like that were closed and then the closest train station for to like go back home was like 2 km away whatever this happened in Amsterdam so then she ends up asking her friends to cover you know make a little screen for her so she can pop a squat do her Duty unfortunately she gets in trouble she gets caught so what she ends up doing after getting caught and getting in trouble getting a fine of uh €140 at the time what she ends up going into a 9-year battle for urination equality in which many people took to the streets this month in the Netherlands why cuz they're saying like
1:42 guys could piss wherever but girls can't in order to open more public toilets in general Oh Oh I thought wait was it Amsterdam that they had those like public urinals that are just open they do have them but they're still like spread out and stuff like that and again in general men are probably going to get caught L when I was when I was there I saw more I saw more hookers than I saw places to go pee Oh my God it's a good place to be with men it's like more discreet like you don't have to like pop a squad you can just like pretend like you're on the phone or whatever like yeah you're like hello oh popping that ████ yeah what the ████ it's crazy girls have to legit ████ ████ yeah you know and guys guys just yeah yeah you know what I mean so I've never you know what okay know so ████
2:34 funny I've never like seen a girl pee I've never like noticed it I never like thought about it I never said I wonder how they pee right I just never knew M until I went to eat a downtown LA I remember I look to my left and this homeless lady just walking and just ████ oh yeah and I'm like oh dude that's the word I was like you thought they Fe standing up huh I just it just it's weird the way it comes out yeah it's just like a it's just misdirected yeah it's like all over the place it'sot it's like when you you get the the the little and you turn it tight turn it tight just was crazy ████ y one time at the gym oh you know what it's like when it's raining and the little like side little Cutters anyway there's this homeless
3:24 lady she was wearing you know classic homeless lady attire she had a ballerina Tut wear Yeezy yeah she had some slippers she was actually no she was barefoot she wear a little white meter and a t like a tutu the mirror the window there's like probably 40 people in the gym right now there's peak hours this lady just bends over uhhuh and just pees all over the floor uh-huh yeah and at the window gym at the window window and and everybody stops what they're doing and everyone just midet everyone just stops and watches like why and then she yells the ████ thing she yells at everybody and then just walks away but just seeing that is like yo not only do you piss on my business but you ████ get mad at us and walk away bro wild times Starbucks in downtown LA the
4:15 ████ window this homeless guy just walks up and just we see cheeks and just I promise you I I remember going like whoa he just ████ sh he gave us a show dude it just left like a somebody threw a ████ egg and just shot it out it was just like velocity Brown everywhere and I'm like oh my God and the girl that was typing like and everybody was freaking everybody was Freak thought thought was coming at me dude yeah she was just like typing every just and she goes like Oh my God in there but just like oh ████ loud how many people were laughing though dude I was crack the guy in the back making the ████ the express was hilarious we were dying cuz Hey cuz there is that reaction when people see ████ like that they either go oh or you just can't help it to laugh
5:08 it's mine that's straight ████ of the ████ like we're seeing it it's there and it's just oh my God you know if there's kids there too they're like Daddy that man pooped and it's like dude yo I'm going out there and cracking him if I see that right I'm crack yeah but you're going to get cocka on you no not his chick I one we'll pull you in the we'll pull you in Starbucks it's not worth it brother I don't care ████ nasty ass ████ watch that ████ yeah it's like if part of me was like should we do something about this like what do we do how who cleans it the worker somebody some the manager is go out there with a bucket the manager is either going to man up yeah or woman up or whatever and do it themselves or the manager is going to be a ████ and be like hey sorry dude you guys got to go clean that hey there's there's this Wild video I think I've talked about on here before but it was a cc uh TV footage in New York and this
6:00 lady who looks like she's a teacher she just she walks up to a wall and she just lifts up her skirt and just ████ Paints the back wall and then I'm like dude that is the coldest ████ walk away that's crazier than AI stepping over what's the name y the confidence of her just being like all right yo don't wi I want to be like that ████ dude that's wild that's like a public art performance or some ████ for real like she did it so fast with such like Perfection and execution where you're like oh yeah how do you know that it can spray instead of BL the the type of pressure Jo it's about to shoot that's one of those like rumbling like oh this is going to be and plus I think homeless people are just straight diarrhea if you just practiceing your ke way sh tag you can put some velocity on
6:50 if you know what your diet is if you know that your fiber and your stuff is good it's going to BL but you just happen to need to ████ go you know what I mean well that's what I meant like when I I like ████ like that in public one time and it was like emergency and it was like two days in a row dude I know huh no what happened yeah no it was like where were you I was sick I had like a stomach thing going on and I was just like diarrhea it was one of those like it's going to I'm going to I need to go if I cough I'm going to die I'm ████ and I got stuck in that 605 traffic oh no so then I ████ pulled into a little like Street and then I just open the door and ████ just like ████ dude I I remember just going like that's where I am right now that guy who just had a ████ so you were
7:40 still kind of in your car huh yeah I was kind of in my car I just ████ I do one of these dude he was holding the steering wheel yeah I went like that I just ████ dip and scared of my shoes getting hit with your Shar yeah that was it was a risk I was W to take that's how bad it was to go there's no when you're in pain I don't care who you are everyone's been there when you're in pain and you just feel like I did I I just I don't care about anything else anymore this needs this is the most important thing right now in my life like I need a ████ yeah that s███'s still it needs to come out who cares was around one time I was I had food poisoning and we're outside this like dut shop and I uh I I I just I was hearing somebody people talk and I was like yeah I'm fine I'm cool and all of a sudden I just yacked oh I just had to throw up it just came out of nowhere and wor inside the donut no no outside
8:31 of it the worst part of part of it was that there was this lady who was in her car watching me the whole time and she she made the reaction she made the reaction of someone who just saw someone do something disgusting and she was horrified and she did I'm I'm right in front of the car and you see her just do this oh she's doing that face she like oh God oh God she's trying to hold it together like look yeah and I was like I'm so sorry hilarious dude sorry when you got to go you can't help it you know oh that's hilarious nasty oh my God so J did you poop yourself recently yeah when last time you pooped yourself you're the most clean cut here I'd say like recently like um I was coming up from San Diego and I had eaten like I didn't know but eating something extremely greasy can
9:21 like screw up your stomach cuz I I was like I was super into inoi mushrooms recently and like I was trying to fry them but I over like filled them with oil so just had a bunch of oil in my system and so we were like in the middle of traffic like in the middle of nowhere there's like there's like no like like malls or anything no McDonald's so I was just sitting there and my girlfriend was driving at the time and I was just sitting there like like like for holding on for dear life just like this move where you sit on one hip and you're like that's the best did you start I was like I was like going like this I was like but then like I cuz I was checking like the navigation I was like dude there's got to be McDonald's around your there was one like 20 minutes away and I'm like hold for oh my God and like I made it I made it there girlfriend too bro with the girlfriend ████ I felt like I was about to like you said like it feels
10:11 like you're going to die like we're turning left I'm like turn into the and then we get to the McDonald's and then I I like bust into the restroom and then like there's one stall there's a single stall you know and it's being used and I'm like oh my God and I'm like I'm like I'm like trying my best not to like yell at the guy but I'm sitting there and I'm like I knocked once and I was like okay okay he's so maybe he's like also in the same situation as me so I wait for like 3 minutes Netflix movie yeah busy I I I stood there for three more minutes and at some point I'm like hey man like it's kind of an emergency and then he immediately stands up and he walks out and he's got like a Target back and I'm like this ████ was just in there like chilling he was relaxing I was like I don't know what he was doing but like he he left and I'm like he like I was just jacking off and that's just and then you went in there's ████ all over the oh yeah dude you they have to clean
11:03 the dude what's up with that right but there's cocka all over the seat on the ████ wall and it's like they did everything but the toilet who's ████ like that too's like what the ████ is
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