0:00 I just remember him like picking up this kid who was a bully and I just picked him up and just tossed him down the hall and that kind of like yeah that was that was a nice moment yeah and then they bullied that kid for being again and no pulse no pulse [Music] all right another one for you parents God damn it can I not be a parent for once I'm so old hey Geo being a parent is a 24 7 shot damn it you're so annoying Speak Your Truth she gets it she gets it speak your truth Daddy done you're so annoying that 24 7. where are your kids right now with my wife tell her also that it's cool tell her it's a
0:51 thankless job too I'll find a way to squeeze it later all right so uh let me know what you think of this new idea okay there's a Brazilian state that is the first place ever to issue free plastic surgery to kids who are being bullied for physical features no absolutely not parent number two I think it's totally ethical doing plastic surgery to kids is probably the best time to do it so it's not I just can't even this isn't plastic surgery like the kind that we are seeing our peers get this is like uh very like if if a kid is born with something weird you ████ ing ████ ████ how do you set me up like that that was gonna be my question too I was like no it's like if a kid is
1:41 born with like some kind of funny thing on their head and they get made fun of so it's it's things like that what's a funny thing yeah well you make me sound like a dick then yeah I'm for it I don't know but that's like more like a corrective surgery it's not really like yeah it's not but still it's still plastic surgery what if a kid has like because of genetics they have like really thin lips and they need to get like a lip color genetics well good thing they're in Brazil and they're just like [Laughter] like what if Ryan just come on hear me you still want to beat me up like holy ████ well no you know what you do your stance does have a point because most people have your opinion because they don't believe that that is the answer to bullying I don't think it is because if you're being bullied and you
2:31 fix the thing you're still gonna get bullied the bullying me doesn't stop bullying that kid no yeah it gets worse it's like uh well okay so if if whatever features or deformity or whatever they have it's not interrupting with their quality of life like the actual quality of life like I don't care about the bullying or whatever because we've all been bullied we're all gonna get bullied that's just what happens this happens um then I wouldn't be for it okay but if it's one of those things where they have like a fetus hanger you think they should keep it you know the only thing they should get it changed if they have like a fetus if it's if it's messing with their life right like they can't a roller coaster [Laughter] yeah the number one issue for kids
3:21 fun what about like I mean psychologically as a kid like we're the kids are so impressionable and they they are you know observant of what other kids look like so it's like yes it's to The Bullying aspect but also like if it makes the kid feel more included because they look more normal but then wouldn't you want to teach them no totally that yes but also like do you also want your child to have like the same opportunities in the way that they would be treated you know unfortunately with the society and how people usually think yeah for sure so I was born so why okay we'll wait do you have to pee no I just have a question oh so I was born with three teeth right like three front teeth so when I was like seven
4:14 [Laughter] I'm still trying to heal you ████ you were so you were born you were born with three yeah so I was born with three teeth oh sorry oh three um so I think when I was like five or seven or something maybe you pulled it out right so because they pulled it out that middle one I had gap teeth okay don't even matter [Laughter] yeah I straightened them out with braces I remember my mom saying like yeah we should you should get braces because then yeah she was kind of uh uh like going down the path of saying like yeah man like everything is in a smile you know so she's like yeah you
5:06 should probably get braces and I wasn't even thinking braces until she was like yeah like you should have great teeth braces is cosmetic it is it's all Cosmetics you know it's still under kind of like the same tier 100 years is that is that overkill for like a kid uh that kid's got some white teeth because if we're talking plastic surgery let's say like he needs it now he needs good teeth this year his adult-sized yeah and they shave his teeth down they put like veneers is that like is that going too far for a kid do you think uh for me I would say yes that is going too far because it's unnecessary she hasn't lost all of his teeth yet you know that veneer's just gonna come out yeah with the teeth on top of the teeth yeah I can't believe you look like like that it's not ideal the dentist is pretty hot
5:56 right it's like a must do kind of thing do you see a kid with teeth on top of it's hot right no I said he was good explain yourself in the future in the future what was your burning questions yeah what was your question Nick what was your question I couldn't let it go it was it was in reference to when Colleen was talking and I was gonna ask you were you bullied a lot growing up was I bullied yeah yeah because I want to I want to figure out what her pain points are so I can press on them a little bit more now that I know that that's your angle I'm not going to tell you were you bullied alive yeah I was popular what were cute what would kids bully you about [Music] both my brother and I really yeah and
6:46 then when it got to high school like my brother actually started fighting and like bodybuilding and stuff like that um I just remember him like picking up this kid who was a bully and I just picked him up and just tossed him down the hall and that kind of like yeah that was that was a nice moment yeah and then they bullied that kid for being yeah and no pulse no pulse [Laughter] you were supposed to tell him he's gonna use it again no it's okay I mean I can't use those things on you now that's right I know those are cool qualities though I can't say you're shy or something I'm so shy it's not as good you know something that's more effective than letting your kid change the way they look because they're being bullied is just teaching them how to handle bullies like mentally instead of going oh you should fix
7:38 yourself to counteract the bullies but remember those kids in school that is great and I remembered those kids in school but they got bullied for being so ████ weird and like having that Shield like they were just so weird because they were like acting like adults no no I think he's talking about like actual handling of bullies yeah yeah like how to deal with it when you're being bullied like mentally like how can you think differently to to where that bullying completely doesn't even affect you anymore because you you know what I mean yeah yeah I know exactly so some of the best roast comedians I know was because they got roasted yeah so they didn't have the tools but once they knew how to Dish it back like that the police were like oh ████ so now you're bullying the bullies so the bully never stops in their adult years I don't think kids ever fully master that so it's just like you're just teaching them to think differently and how to handle the
8:29 bullies differently instead of fixing something about uh your look to go so how would you stop I don't know it depends on the situation well because I know that when my what my dad taught me was he said if everyone anyone ever messes with you like don't do it back to them because then it makes you become them so for me I I would just either if I get bullied I would just either tell an adult or do something you're a tattletail bro oh don't do that don't do that'll tell you Dad yes no but it's either that or or another thing that he would teach is like okay you gotta think about why they're bullying you in the first place maybe something's wrong with them in their family in their household so and that's really mature though that is you build empathy towards a person bullying you and you're just like oh man I kind of feel a little sad instead of like oh
9:19 man they're really picking me because you don't want to ever feel like you're the problem and they're bullying you because of your own problem so you have to figure you have to think in a way where like no you're totally fine like you you tell your kid hey it's not you there's nothing wrong with you they're just going through and then at your age you receive that info and processed it um that's pretty that's crazy okay was doing mushrooms back then but the thing is you don't really get bullied until what elementary middle school because that's when I started getting bullied or are you getting bullied big small being different because I was like the only Asian kid like stuff like that the Garden Grove uh no I I went to Gardena actually yeah yeah yeah so anyway like I knew they were bullying me
10:09 about stuff that I couldn't change about myself like I can't just your size yeah yeah like I'm that's so mature though it really is yeah and what I learned was like dude these kids are just stupid they're just saying dumb ████ that they don't even realize how it's affecting other people so I'm just like that is the most mature thing just bully just bully me but just know that it's gonna go in one ear out the other and if it's like physical that was a nice dancer yeah you didn't have to get all ████ because like because once a kid starts like punching you and beating you up you don't fight back because then you're in the wrong too yes that's legally excuse me they were like big Believers of like if you hurt them it's like the same thing kind of you you're also you're solving violence with more violence and that's kind of like the bigger lesson so they tell you to always exit the exit the
11:01 situation like teacher this guy just straight up hit me right now but luckily that's never happened to where I had to like tell you know whatever I never gotten like physically beat up oh that's good though because it could have been when I was a kid I was brutally um bullied by a bunch of girls them too why is it brutally because like it was I was like fourth fifth grade and they would like chase me around school like a very recess and then be like Dumbo Dumbo and they would just like chase me around and I would come home like crying and ████ right and they pull their ears and they and I'd be like like I'll just be like running and they'd be chasing my girls bro I got bullied by girls they liked you bro maybe probably not so I would go home and then I'd be like I would tell my mom I'd be crying about it and she would just tell this is what she would tell me she's like they're stupid they're dumb they're just jealous they're just jealous so then the
11:51 next day yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and I'd be like and I would be like oh yeah you guys are jealous and then they look at me and go I'm able to start laughing and then I was like I feel so empowered I feel so I feel so ready to take on the world and then what made them stop I don't know I don't remember I really don't remember but I would get i'll dude I was getting bullied by like ████ everybody I was getting bullied for being Chinese that was a good one and then um do you think it would have helped if you got ear surgery in your major ears no no okay yeah that was my point no yeah it taught me like and I would get bullied through Middle School too and I would like try to fight back yeah and then I realized like that wasn't really that helpful either because everyone was like this is good this guy's just like mad all the time like everyone's like this
12:41 guy was weird it is funny like when you bully someone and they get mad that's part of the funniness yeah so you're kind of playing into it and then in high school I learned something yeah I learned how to be funny and crack jokes back that's the best and then that's the best and then it was like fine because I think a lot of times when people like true bullies they're just looking for easy targets yeah so as long as you're not an easy target yeah and you just have something yeah that's what I'm saying you gotta teach your kid how to react to like these so you should bully them first yeah no come on oh you don't believe so you learn how to weaponize Features so how different do you think your life would be if they fixed your ears at like fourth grade I think I'd be a total wuss dude you think so I'd be even more of a worse than I am now 100 no thick skin yeah like I think I'd learn how to div I developed a lot thicker skin and I learned how to like
13:33 um just not take things so seriously yeah yeah but it was it took a while but I'm glad I did I did it that way because when they're kids and you're teaching them to fix their their uh issues and you're now you're telling your kid you are an issue yeah you know honestly that's a good point but if the kid wants lip filler give them lip filler they know what they what they know you don't want you don't want your folds here okay excuse here you want it to be smooth I feel attacked yeah no me too [Music]
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