0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys we are officially off the record which means it's okay to talk we gotta wait for joe for a little bit hold on i'll do my lunch order oh sorry i think we should leave that in i think yeah we're off leave it in we're off the ████ record i'm ordering lunch dude off the record that's the beauty of it so uh we gotta technically didn't happen yeah it didn't happen we got a profound uh question that bart had asked earlier all right what is it i think it's worth answering when did you know you wanted to make out with your orthodontist probably when i was in the seventh month was kind of mean robert i didn't like him dr robert hamilton he was very nice that's his name sounds like an author he might have been he might have been my orthodontist was a dude do you make out with him yeah nice he's
0:51 the one that got away what was bart's question um funny you should ask because you're the one answering go ahead i'm not answering this my question was have any of you guys ever hit it and quit it and why and the first five stories i wanted to come from anthony just to warm us up you know just to get things flowing yes why a nice dance can you define hit it and quit it for people who maybe don't understand that so maybe like you maybe one night stand or maybe it was like you it happened and it didn't work out or yeah just why it didn't continue oh i thought it was like you came too fast and you went to sleep i guess that's another way that would be quitting it's a quitter's mentality i guess it's fun to like think about it because we all know why you hit it but why'd you quit it
1:41 well you know um nick you know i it's times like this where i'm like i wish i had a cool story but nick's a version dude i i really am dude i really am he's not a quitter that's why you never quit it once yeah i have the heart to at least i remember when i was a young boy i think it's like way worse uh two years ago um as a young man i realized that a lot of the times i will tell myself how madly in love i was with someone not knowing that that was pure lustful infatuation and after i not that moment you go you've been lying to yourself you son of a ████ post not clarity yeah we do lie to ourselves have you ever had that were you absolutely of course how about posting that guilt you're just
2:31 like why did i do that right you've had that five times you're like why am i watching hentai on three screens [Laughter] what do i need all three streets for huh you're weird you were being weird because it was sick imagine the setup steve you know my setup i only have two i do i do know you only have two screens the whole time here is it with headphones no you go two screens and then you go on on the phone too and then you also have vr the phone vr and then you like pop it off to see what else is going on have you guys ever done dr porn though have you ever done what vr i've never ever should i've never done that i'm not gonna lie i tried it one time and it is sweet is it actually yeah did you do one of these [Laughter] no how about the grandmas that's doing this is that real also the grandmas what are
3:23 they touching the grandmas are doing when they have the vr glasses and then they record their grandmas in the game and then they're going to wash the dishes this is definitely making us look worse let's go back to the hidden quidditch the whole point the whole point is you're in the room right yeah so so uh you're in the room and then uh if you like look down for example there's just another dude's body there so then it's a kind of like a role play where like the person who's filming in vr camera yeah what ethnicity might pick uh whatever you want yeah whatever they're filmed as yeah there's there's only so many options it's the future you know it's like early adoption so you look down and you see it's another dude it's a white dude it's definitely not your daughter or a black dude because it's in the it's in the video and then they'll come over and then do their thing can you fast forward but here's the thing i like to fast forward yes you can here's the thing there's this concept
4:14 about like virtual reality the the reality component right just like if you were playing a car game or or whatever there is a feeling that you get almost as if you're in the real space so when you apply that same um kind of mental tricking it's almost like a biohack and you're like assuming the placement and the positioning and the it actually is a totally different experience it really feels like there's a real guy just riding this ████ yeah my favorite kind of guy porn is the most hd for some reason i feel like they use 360 for everybody else so would you say it's like so between between jacking off and real sex is it in that spectrum or it's on another no no it's not in that spectrum but it's between jacking off to porn it's in a higher a different spectrum it's like a branch from that dude because of the vr stuff when you play some of those games like there's a
5:04 zombie game that i played it's like shooting one and they're like coming at you you really feel like you're gonna die yeah ████ feeling it's a biohack yeah so imagine that in poor yeah i would imagine a zombie game right you're not trying to replace real life so you don't go what am i doing with my life with that aren't you like you take it off aren't you like why did i ████ bust no no no no no no that one less guilt less guilt these and ones are discontinued too but i feel like that's a sentiment i don't play basketball of these almost ever i usually just jerk off him this is my jerk-off off basketball these are my jerkers i love when they're mesh guilty or something like they got more pretty good i should have played more basketball because of increased sensation we should go back to the hit and quit with real people i had more ████ a flashlight than women is that normal that's normal though
5:54 that's normal that's normal that's the name of the video would you like it if a woman held a fleshlight between her legs for you no i never had that actually yeah i had an ex-girlfriend ████ me with the flashlight and that was very guilty because i felt like i was cheating in front of her but she was administering she's doing that i feel like she's gonna give you way less guilt to that yeah she was doing the heavy lifting if anything she was sparing herself a little bit so that she could just get it done like that i had to throw away the fleshlight oh but i think you can quit it that's my feeling story it's a fleshlight yo sometimes you gotta throw away your fleshlight dude i threw it away sometimes you gotta say you know what nick's like i wish i had a cool story joe's like i hit it with a fleshlight and i'm like yeah i second that dude
6:44 you think the flashlight's like finally i have a home sometimes you gotta take the batteries after dark knight you know it's like a ████ dog at a shelter it's like a toy story hey dude the toy story went there for the next one oh yeah sex toy story whoa yo he's not here to use me anymore man he's got a girlfriend sex toy story's hilarious do you think pixar's down for that i don't think they are yeah something tells me they don't but they would make it really good and you'd cry afterwards you'd watch it for sure what about you you sex have her what about your hair no way you're like a walking sex god dude no way everything about you is ████ no that's true see no and i love when you're like well when i was on tour yeah well well i can tell you why times where i have quit it what was the motivation behind that because they died
7:35 because they're no longer alive because they got into an accident yeah she was on her way on her vespa to come ████ me and a big rig came and smashed her into pieces [Laughter] and we'll bring her on the next episode just so you know any story where someone lived is kind of boring so i don't really tell those but every girl that i quitted on has lived to tell the story and yeah it's not that cool why did you quit it so it's like what what what uh joe said where you you get caught up in the lust and you really post nut clarity yeah you kind of tell yourself that but also um i think for a long time the re the motivation to uh i guess to get laid is really just to attain that kind of closeness with someone because you just feel ████
8:26 lonely and i and it's like a year you immediately don't feel lonely after you've done it so it's kind of like hey i think i'm good to go for like getting your tank filled up it's like hey i can run lonely for you get your tank depleted yeah that too so it's kind of a thing where it's a selfish ████ thing and again like i think it's it's really sad to do that but um yeah a lot of the time to be fair uh more than guys think women also sometimes want that not not the ones that i did it with they wanted you oh yeah i think they wanted you for a longer time their tank wasn't failed ryan yeah you didn't feel their tank dude they were priuses they don't need that much just sometimes that feeling of loneliness it's not like a one-sided thing you know what i'm saying some chicks want to hit it too yeah yeah or or even some chicks think they don't
9:17 want to hit it and quit it but maybe after hitting it they also want to quit it you know i think that's why it's really important to find out what their motivations are or to be really really upfront with what yours are that's true because when you got christian guilt you just get married but the problem is a lot of guys don't do that because some guys get so like they get so it sucks to say but you get so good at getting girls that you realize what it is they want to hear and it's not necessarily what you actually want to say yeah yeah but you just ████ you just see the counter action the shakespeare just comes out oh yeah you just you're a player player dude like of course you're you're bullshitting but you're also just like matching the game of like if i was the chick he's in he was like like i don't know what to say because sometimes i could see the way that you might want to hear it and that's like i'll be wanting his dick so hard like you know how to articulate she already got ████ scissors and ████ already cut the crotch card
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12:40 you know the feeling of like oh we've become closer we've built something that's a new foundation type not british girls yeah well not on holiday not at blackpool there was this one chick in high school where uh you know when you're in high school it's like like now i think in retrospect you can articulate all those feelings and emotions right like so you know what the hell's going on but in high school it just just you don't even know what the ████ happening and i remember there's this chick i was supposed to just dance with and um she was just supposed to come over to like we're supposed to pick like outfits or whatever right high school and i just thought she was like we just i think we just thought it was supposed to be fun and we weren't supposed to like like each other or any any of that stuff and then ████ we vcr and chilled and then all of a sudden i remember she grabbed my hand and put her in her pants
13:30 and then so i'm ████ uh playing the ████ buttons mark's starting his dj career i remember that starting the dj career and i think with that whole guilt thing you know like afterwards uh we were like you cried no afterwards like you're crying during yeah are we whatever you know it's just like you're trying to figure it out because you know what the ████ going on and are we still going to this dance thing and then we're like yeah and then i remember at the dance she was like treating me as if like i was her boyfriend but then i didn't want to be and it was just i don't know i just felt like it was just weird and we didn't we didn't go all the way or anything but it was just crazy to like like it felt like it was you know when when i think as an adult because you know what you want more every phase of what you do you're like oh that's cool like that's what we wanted we're we wanted to just hold hands we want to just make out we want to just ████ or we want to equate it we both want that but
14:21 in high school it's like everyone has their own guilt and it's like so if we did that stuff are we supposed to be together for a year you know are we married now what happened but that's that's what high school is for right it's like exactly it's like a kid who's ████ sticking his finger in that outlet but it's like you have to learn either get smacked by your parents or get in shock or they put put your finger in their outlet do you remember in high school when people people were like man it's like those two have been together forever and it's like they've been like like four months yeah oh yeah but that's how it feels like man those two are like an item they're getting married they're gonna have kids it's like they'd be good for four they're gonna be in the high school yearbook like they lasted a semester yeah it's the best dude that's ████ most likely to get married to your standouts all the pressure it's a different it's a different thing what about yeah i remember i was doing an improv show and yeah you know i ████ killed it and then this and this chick
15:11 afterward uh definitely was like interested in me and stuff and you could you could i could already tell right and so i was like okay cool so i went to eat with her and her friends and then afterwards we went back to her place and like we ████ and i had never done anything like that before where it's like i just you know rock the show meet a chick go ████ on it i was so guilty i was so guilty about it afterwards why because i was like you know i was like what if i have sex with somebody like this should be something deeper going on yeah and so i tried to like force a relationship out of it oh yeah to justify to justify it but then ultimately it just wasn't something that i wanted and i and i so i tried to convince myself that i did but then i how did you break it off did you have catholic guilt i had catholic guilt he did a s█████ show the next night i did a bad show he bombed and you made her break it up with you she said in front row he's like a fan on smash last night
16:02 right well i lived in la i lived in la at the time and so i remember having to go like she was in san diego and so it was kind of easy because like i couldn't see her much yeah so then i i went i saw her like three weeks after that to try to like force this thing but we were talking on the phone and texting and ████ but then i remember after seeing her the second time i was like okay i'm not into this and then i called her like when i got back to l.a so you actually told her not into this and you cut it off yeah that's the part that's missing a lot of the time yeah that's hard to say though huh that was weird that's missing a lot of it but ghost thing is so much easier right you're just like oh delete i didn't see your message well it's easier to just to just take the l and be like yeah she can ████ hate me so like that's easier to do i think most guys just confront most guys just do that they're like i don't care have you guys ever played with fire and just flirted
16:52 and turned somebody on so hard and then realized that they're way more down than you are yeah you do for your ego especially no well like because when you're a virgin right like you don't know like i always had the idea that women were not girls were not as sexually aggressive as guys oh yeah so then we're just gonna ████ like flirt test the waters probe here and there and then one time this girl was like she was like oh well she's gonna come over we're gonna we just you know we were watching ████ it wasn't netflix as time was blockbuster the vcc yeah your time right we would watch it it just became a thing and then like sometimes we cuddle or whatever and one day she came to school and she's all like i'm not wearing any underwear and i was like what not knowing what that means right and then that day same thing came
17:42 over whatever forgetful first time you know i saw some ████ whatever she whoops i was a virgin so i so i allowed her to give me a hand job and i came and i went to sleep you were loud very nice yeah and you did nothing wrong yeah no but at the time i'm like looking back i'm like i think i was supposed to have sex there because she told me she didn't have any underwear on so i got to see her ████ i didn't do anything was she a virgin i don't think so did you know we're in the trash after did you try to uh like force a relationship out of it because of the the intimacy we were talking in general and i think in my head that was the progression it's like you cuddle you date and then you have like intimate times and then you get with someone right yeah but then like i don't know you're in high school and ████ like yeah like i don't i don't i didn't know hit it and quit it i didn't
18:33 know like i knew friend to ████ maybe high school maybe for the concept for him to quit high school kind of doesn't count as much because there's so much like discovery zone sure versus like versus chuck e cheese actually knowing actually yeah that's very good actually actually knowing hit it what hitting what it is or like the intention or like the you know like for example um there's something different from or at least in terms of the guilt realm when it's like let's say like a one-night stand like a fan moment you didn't really build any relationship with anybody you met him at the club you were having a good time everybody was in a vibe you're drunk or whatever and then the next morning you're like whoa nice to meet you or whatever you know to me and then you're like peace out there's kind of like less guilt because everybody's kind of in it together but then there's also like the you are trying it out and you're seeing and maybe do i have feelings i don't know and then you end up having sex and you're like actually that i maybe i was chasing the lust maybe i was chasing the chase i
19:25 don't know it's not the same interaction maybe after high school though i was i i got pretty up front like because i didn't like those feelings so i'm like i just be like yeah like you know this is for fun i don't know where it's gonna go and then i made that apparent like from college and on like i had to make it clear because also like the whole uh situation that ryan pulled up about like how you get good at like saying three things i saw myself doing that and i didn't want to go that way because there was a pride where i was like i'd rather ████ a girl that's way uglier but she wants me than a girl that's hot as ████ and i manipulate i like the conviction in saying that you know like there's a difference in it it's like i just want someone that authentically wants to suck the living life out of me because of because i was just straight up and
20:16 honest you just like me because i got game yeah yeah you really like me i wasn't even honest but loki i respect that you know what i mean you know what you know what it is like to be fair to be fair sometimes being up front and saying like hey like i i'm not in it for a relationship i just you know i want to have fun sometimes that ████ makes girls fall in love yeah sometimes that is such a not only a breath of fresh air but it's also like a project to some girls and they're like i'll turn you i'm gonna be the one that's different and then you fall in love and then they drop you yeah that ████ happens too so it's kind of like it depends yeah then they game you they win you fall in love and then they ditch yes they quite you huh i had i had a girl come to my house one time and she she came there because i had broken up with this other girl and this other girl had told her about like something about how we were ████ or whatever and then
21:07 the girl came over just to try me out because of this girl that was one of the coolest things ever happened to me because you got did you that her a sample oh yeah dude took her to the candy shop the old mozzarella it's a candy shop do
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