0:00 I don't even know what happened I think my mind was still stuck in the past so I literally see mediums on the boxer brief and I think I would like that okay I got what I needed that's what I need right there I go home and I'm like yes because I've been freeballing the whole day I'm like cool I got underwear and I opened the pair of shoes I'm like what the ████ is this [Music] welcome back everybody to another awesome episode of the careful boys wow this one's not gonna be that awesome this one's gonna be wow yeah this is going to be this is gonna be boring yeah go ahead Bart Bart told us that he bought triple XL underwear because his day his week's been rough it's been rough those last couple days what is
0:50 your underwear size sure typically it's usually medium wow that is a hard day you have to go triple so I have more than really baggy you wanna see my ████ bag underwear on that oh you actually wore it I have to oh yeah so like I have to roll up the waistband too like a girl this is mostly boxing you're wearing shorts yeah who's rolling him up like a girl with gym shorts those are literally bigger than your barbell Brigade shorts yeah look at that do you have like a surgery or something no no did you have a surgery or something Ryan's like I know why you're wearing those was it on sale no I just had so much ████ going on the other uh yesterday and I knew I was supposed to come here that you forgot your dick size no so you know like sometimes like you're like I should probably write everything down and you're like nah I'll remember it y'all
1:41 remember it's it's fine and then so as I was coming by the time I thought it's like medial not ████ it I'll Remember by the time I was halfway halfway on the 15 to La I was like things that I should have been doing I was like oh ████ like ████ my laptop charger oh ████ I didn't bring that that's fine I could do with that and then I go oh ████ off the film three workout videos this week oh ████ around my gym bag you know just like one thing afternoon so relatable why what did you do just did you just run out of the house I just had too many things and then so by the time I got to uh I got to um Geo's mom's house I opened my luggage and I'm like the ████ I literally packed everything except for underwear I mean this is ████ ████ and your laptop charger engine back and the other ████ yeah and I'm like what the ████ man it's like I feel like all like
2:31 discombobulated because I'm usually like got my ████ in order I'm like oh ████ I'll go to Target I'll go buy buy some I go to Target and then I don't even know what happened I think my mind was still stuck in the past so I literally see mediums on the boxer brief and I think I would like that but I don't remember going like that so I grabbed it I'm like okay I got what I needed that's what I need right there go home and I'm like yes because I've been free balling the whole day I'm like cool I got underwear and I opened the paper and I'm like what the ████ is [Laughter] any ████ things I had a moment like that yesterday that was the whole story yeah I had moments like that when you're just so ████ busy that you actually waste
3:22 more time ████ like haste his waist style oh yeah like I remember so I literally ran back and forth five times because um from my office to the bathroom because I forgot the bathroom key each time or something else yeah five times because it's impressive because like I would go oh ████ I gotta pee and then oh wait I gotta write that email so I forget to pee there's too many things on my mind oh okay I finished the email I'm gonna go to the bathroom I go to the bathroom I'm like ████ the bathroom key so you go back into the office and you're like oh I forgot this other thing and then you finish that and you're like oh wait I gotta go pee so then you go and you're like ████ the ████ bathroom and you go back and then you grab the bathroom key and you go to the bathroom you go I need my phone though cause now I gotta take a ████ so you run back and then and you put down the key to get you put down the phone go back and you're like ████ it's just covered in Piss
4:16 well yesterday literally like I had a whole build up right I had a whole ████ build up of ████ in my mind and then um I ████ texted Geo because she knew like I was kind of like discombobulated and kind of like um I literally texted I was like my life's kind of whack right now so that's what you said to us this morning my life is so ████ whack right now I went to Target could have sword grabbed medium boxer briefs guess what size they are double X you guys have a haircut it's like a domino effect of like why is everything ████ up and I'm just ████ going down this like it's like a state of mind thing like you enter this Zone this is like retirement home stand-up comedy right now hahaha and then I checked and it's double XL
5:07 and it's cute baby yeah and the room's like I've been there my God that happened to me you never had a rough week like they were random ████ I'm not saying I haven't I'm saying I wouldn't tell 50 000 people uh twenty one thousand five twenty one yeah yeah I think we were like likes when we were younger but we just so ████ like go with the flow that it didn't matter we just it didn't it didn't even occur that it was a problem or we got our ████ together and now things are unraveling again I got one so yesterday I'm leaving Las Vegas we're not supposed to have Christmas lights up for too long and our neighborhood or else you could get fined so I had to go out into my backyard and unplug my Christmas lights already but it was raining it's January it was raining so then by the time I get back inside I'm tracking mud on the ground like I need a real ding dong
5:58 so then how can you Steve I take off my shoes right take off my shoes and I start walking them inside but guess what they're dripping model over the ground anyway foreign have we all turned into middle class dads well you guys are so Suburban no we're just highlighting the fact that we have off days but really we also have on days you know when you're just like in Zen mode and you just feel like you're killing it yeah what have you been killing you've been killing it these days no I'm just saying you know when you have I have I don't remember when the last time I had one no uh but but there are those modes right where you just ████ annihilate everything you just feel like you can tackle the world these are just the other days like when
6:49 the kids Dojo shut down wow that's crushing it yeah that was like a killer that was exactly like double XL ████ this is what I was doing with my business decisions I like the idea of you does that ever happen where you really focus on a thing and you do this but to be fair at Target all those ████ things are all jumbled up oh is that why in section but it was in the wrong section dude it's all ████ up but you also shouldn't use a peripheral vision to grab what's important you know what I mean you should probably look the other day I bought ████ tank tops at Ross and ████ and then every single one smelled used and ████ warned you wait you smelled them before you grabbed I put it on and I was like it smells like you know how it has that brand new you know it has a brand new smell maybe it was original but it was like sweaty it
7:39 was returning and brand new at the same ████ time you didn't you don't wash it first I was in a rush I was going to a wedding I get it Brock's got those deals bro I was in a rush so I had to go to the Ross to get a tank top it was probably a freaking a sheisty return maybe no sometimes you get those because I smelled it and I was like ████ ████ College dance team that had to wear this but that's also how I found my barbacoa because I was looking for chicken tenders blessings blessings and then the peripheral vision was like oh what's that and I grabbed her and I got the Barbacoa at Target this is gonna be a really good video this is already a really barn burner a barn burner this is gonna get a ████ streamy did you take your first bite like this what I had the chicken tikka masalis
8:31 just I like how we haven't seen each other in like a month and then the story that we talk about is this was because I'm afraid to be like what'd you guys do for the holidays and this video gets uploaded in three months yeah the topical ones are tough it's like hey what's your New Year's resolution what did you do for the holidays then yeah what'd you do for Fourth of July oh yeah let's get ready for a Valentine's what are you thinking you're about to do I saw you revealed that you got married yeah finally the reveal okay so that's a big deal that's funnier beautiful what's funny is when I heart's broken everywhere you guys are a beautiful couple man yeah you guys are great I didn't know it was gonna be that legit you had the little you had the little chain bro no it looked really good the photography and everything was great I didn't know you had a full I thought it was a private private like I thought it was like so private that like it was like it had the quality of a public wedding yeah yeah also I noticed a little dig at JK in one of those photos
9:22 yeah what was oh yeah what was the date well because well because you were you were reading your vows to each other but then you told us you would never tell us the vows I was like well the funny thing is what happened was uh me and Nina were back and forth about you know it's like hey we're gonna tell people what not I was like uh yeah you know what what time is right right and then one day I come home and then I'm like uh babe we just shot like uh an off the record with JK and uh we kind of talked about everything did we yeah no we did yeah we did it's already uploaded so that's what I texted YouTube I texted both of you guys you ████ you're on the text but you were getting ████ extra extra large underwear all right Bart you know we're the ones who drink right we're not supposed to remember I was probably holding the phone and this earbud's probably here now this ear you're probably getting ready to turn
10:12 off the video while I was talking about the love of my life he's like so I got married Bart's already getting up [Laughter] he's like I'm getting married Bart's looking at the clock the title is literally okay though I did that's right I texted both of you actually I texted him a few times over the weekend anyways that's not the point um oh yeah to see Shin Lim yes yes oh you finally saw him no I did it I did it you guys are gonna go see Shin Liam I didn't get it two years in a row he hasn't seen Shin limp yeah you see what you did all right so I text him don't leave me like that so I text both of these guys and I'm like hey when is that video coming out because I think that if like me and Nina don't come to an understanding of when we tell people on our own terms they could cause a divorce she's gonna get mad at me right they had the wedding reveal becomes a divorce
11:03 trigger so then Joe's like oh you could you could text or email the producer they got the schedule blah blah blah blah right and then so I'm like okay cool but I'm I'm in ████ I'm just doing some other ████ right I finally get down to it I get into an email and I write an email to producer I'm like hey uh when does this video scheduled to go out because I need a blah blah blah and then right when I sent that email and needles give me a hard time she's like you said an email I was like yeah something about cool and then I was like I should check YouTube and I checked YouTube and that video was uploaded one hour ago see we're good man why don't you email immediately when I told you why you waiting oh because I was busy doing stuff that was the part where I said I'm I was busy doing stuff I literally added that disclaimer anyways and then I was busy too what were you doing yeah I was texting you about shin Lim all right um and then I finally had to I had to email her back and be like oh never mind I just saw it my bad and
11:54 it was already up well at least most of your friends and family don't watch JK so that's really good that's true 100 none of my friends would subscribed to JK not at all everybody thinks it's ████ yeah yeah same same same thing they come to the show but they don't watch I think it's terrible I love having I love having Nikki on the show and she's like I don't even watch the show dude my dad was like Hey so I started watching uh JK and I was like I was like I was like Dad stop ████ watch it's not for you yeah I was like turn your ████ eyes off yeah they'll spoil your brain goes you know I thought uh Bart was gonna be taller that's what he's saying he goes like yeah he stood up and I was like he's a big guy I didn't know he was going to be like not that tall that's what he's focused on not the not the fact that he told stories about my dad's
12:44 like a couple inches smaller than me like he's like what five six that's why he thinks your parts big yeah yeah yeah does he know that you talk did I ████ my dad yeah yeah I said that not enough uh but he was like he's like yeah you guys are just talking ████ me right yeah you guys are just talking ████ the whole time I was like Dad stop he pulls up that video about you wanted to fight your dad he's like I didn't know Bart was just kind of that's him like going into trauma mode right now I was talking ████ hey what do you think Bart's body fat percentage is it's pretty impressive do you know what his macros are what's his diet like so how was that talk like afterwards it got revealed were you guys like she wasn't mad was she like whatever of course not of course she would ever be mad at it but I also did have to rationalize like nobody we care about watches JK that's so true but then what made your transition to
13:34 let's tell everyone we care about now uh well uh because that they follow her Instagram yeah my original anniversary with her was on New Year's just one of those cheeky little moments like nine years ago when you like asked somebody to be your girlfriend on like New Year's after like a little ball drop kiss and stuff like that you know what I mean yeah or unoriginal but point is our original anniversary was on January 1st yeah and she was like she's like oh should we post it I should post it I'm like I'll just kind of like low-key over Instagram and general for a bit now it's just a season I'm guessing but I just just my natural thing it's all the little people stuff in your algorithm maybe I took a long break it's okay he's seen it all he's like yeah I just took a long break uh so I was just kind of like oh whatever whatever feels good and then you know came to like the holidays people were like posting about ████ random stuff on Christmas yada yada and she's like should we post about I'm like
14:24 ah it's Christmas I don't know you know and then finally she's like what do you want to post about it and I knew that this video was gonna the OTR video was gonna drop before the end of the year so I was like we should do it at the end of the year for sure and I was like oh why don't we just throw it on our original anniversary because we're never gonna celebrate that again like why would you celebrate that you guys don't celebrate that anymore the original January first one we celebrate our original more than we celebrate our way that's how we are too ours is January 2nd mine's the same day ████ January 2nd oh well congratulations oh congratulations congratulations congratulations oh well congratulations to that then congratulations wait why do you guys celebrate the original more than your wedding because our original is like yours we actually got together on Christmas on Christmas so you would rather celebrate Christmas versus like your anniversary versus Christmas you don't want two different celebrations no no we we have a special moment during
15:15 Christmas now because we got together during Christmas but then the wedding day is like so like um like logistical you know like what's what's a good weekend like who who's free or whatever so it's like a random you're competing with Christmas and Jesus's birthday you know that Bart when Bart says he has a special moment he's like all right I got 15 minutes at this moment it's like why don't you celebrate the other ones too logistical all right so what are we doing what are we doing here because the wedding day is just it's like what works the photographer was open Okay cool so like we're celebrating the photographers availability day you know what I mean I mean if you downgraded to that yeah I understand the photographer's availability day dude my wife choose the wedding you choose that day it wasn't a day that magically or organically happened that's true yeah that's why we picked the same day that we got together that sounds like that is a dunk actually we did the next day
16:05 because it was like two thousand dollars cheaper let's see yeah but that's also why I'm moving mine because our original anniversary is on January 1st but the thing is for the last eight nine years I've always had a hard time with my bank account because there's Christmas on 25th then there's our anniversary then her birthday is January 28th and then Valentine's two oh that's a drainer gauntlet I've been getting ████ yeah yeah Cox for like like years so now being able to move our actual anniversary to like the end of September I'm like all right I got some space like better plan certain things now I can go a little bit more ham on her birthday don't say anything now I can go a little bit more ham on that how much you're spending each time dude first of all you know how many times I had to be like all right this gift is actually for these three things combined okay that's fine like I'm sorry I didn't get you something Christmas because I have something for you for this three pack of 10 tank tops
16:57 how long have you been together uh this January 1st would have been quotable officially eight years but like nearly nine years of dating because you know how many times we've been We're not gonna get each other anything right yeah cool all right cool cool did you guys do this last year we didn't get each other Christmas or anything this is what we did oh this is our first year me and my lady were like no gifts oh wow we're not gonna do this so but did it is it because it used to be a routine it started it started as a thing you did and then now you're just like all right let's not do it it was just like I don't feel like I need anything like I'd be like what do you want for Christmas yeah cause it ends up into that kind of conversation yeah and I'm like I don't need anything and then you start to have so many other things that are more important we're planning on getting presents for all the kids because we're like actual adults in the family now yeah so now you have like 30 presents you need to get and so now it feels like getting each other presents kind of
17:47 becomes like a more less Hannah got me a sick ass present because she was watching the video where it was like which what do you want for Christmas and I was like I don't know I don't see she actually watches that's very sweet and then and then I was like I don't know I was like maybe a paddle board and then like she's like and I totally forgot that I said that ████ so then I was like and I'm I don't buy things for myself until like I'm I deserve it because I have to make goals right or else I'll never get ████ done so I'm like I'm gonna wait till the stores open and then I can remove my whole family out then I'm gonna buy a paddle board and I was like putting it in my head and I was at Costco the other day and I was like yo look it's an inflatable paddle board and she was like you don't want that thing it's that thing's gonna break and I'm like you you never ever tell me not to buy ████ yeah yeah this is
18:37 suspicious so I was just like I was like she's lying to you that's the first time you didn't support like something that was fun yeah and I was like come on Hannah but I didn't think about this later I was like we just had to buy some ████ we just had to buy some ████ right so he bought some ████ and then she like it wasn't even like Christmas it was like three days before Christmas she's all like can I give you your gift ████ Christmas she's like this motherfucker's gonna buy it tomorrow and then she has my nephew she's like I need help though I need help carrying it I'm all like what did you get that you need help carrying and it didn't even register my mind and then later on she's like all right all right it's Christmas now we have to do this but I hid it in the neighbor's like side of the wall and I'm like what now I'm ████ confused it's actually the neighbors though but so I'm waiting and then her my nephew
19:29 walk out they both have to hold this thing it's the size of a ████ kayak it's so big that it won't fit on my car and I'm like what the ████ is this but it was like a big bright pink uh paddle board yeah that's dope sounds like she stole a paddle board from the neighbor kid basically yeah bright pink that's bright ████ pink big ass ████ it's like two of these tables put together it's a 12 foot 12 foot it's like a size of a ████ sailboat hey but you're gonna be stable on those Waters yeah she's my boy because he was like you know what I was thinking is we can all get down there like four of us on there with a picnic hang out and she goes and you can fish and I'm like we should have just got a boat did you try it out already no we I can't even fit it on my car so I need to get my buddy who has a truck and we got to
20:19 put it on his truck and then we gotta find him so I need to buy a plane [Music] those those like we don't give give I just give her when I know that she wants something and then she talked about it and I'm like oh I saw it and I'm like oh I'm gonna get I'm gonna get that thing that's cool yeah me and Nikki's love language is uh time together or whatever quality time not um gifts yeah so we we just like for this year we just wanted to go to Mexico so we put everything towards that looked dope it was tight were you were in Mexico I was just in Mexico oh yeah that's right you sent this you look like an oil Baron too with your hat and everything I know I look sick right I look like a Kingpin no we went to Puerto Vallarta yeah yeah you're not nailed it and uh yeah it was so sick because our neighbors like have
21:09 a house there so we're like ████ we're gonna Puerto romearta with you guys yeah how long was the flight was it direct from Vegas even though it was like kind of fly to like ████ Colorado and then go to Puerto Vallarta yeah it was a pain in the ass but it was but it was cool once we got there yeah um it's like 80 degrees over there right now oh dream yeah oh the mosquitoes how was that uh do you remember I asked you about the mosquitoes you did ask me about the mosquitoes because I heard that the West Coast of Mexico is like the West Coast here where there's not that many but the East Side you get ████ up dude dude I don't think mosquitoes like me very much I get ████ up over here dude I get destroyed by mosquitoes I think honestly Nikki gets ████ wrecked and I'll be sitting right next to her and I don't get any mosquito bites at all you got that area
21:59 in blood right I think it's because I drink so many monsters that they're like yo this blood's bad do you not eat a lot of sugar no I don't I think that's that plays a role oh yeah yeah that some people have said if you have like sweeter blood they come after you you breathe hard because they're attracted to CO2 and if you have high body heat yeah Nikki has sweet sweat even because I don't I never that's kind of hot dude it is hot you said that yeah yeah that's love you never get bit I never get bit really they don't like your blood yeah you don't need sugar huh I got bitter blood you don't need sugar not really they like mariki and people who Breathe hard that's me bro I get ████ lit up eating alive everywhere I go and I don't I don't sweat either so that's probably another thing that's ████ I'm jealous of you yeah I'm jealous so much I'm
22:49 jealous you wanna I want to sweat I don't want to sweat Grass Is Always Greener okay I need to get rid of these toxins man the ones that you don't drink or inhale yeah what are you talking about what toxins secondhand smoke the ones that come out when you put your feet in that water at that freaking bogus freaking uh you ever seen that those little fish eat your eat your feet and then the water turns black wait what I know that fish but not the ████ it's like a scam thing yeah yeah I don't know what that is so that's 21 minutes it's a boring story there you go foreign
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