0:00 Stop in the bathroom, Nick. Welcome to a highly controversial episode of Careful Boys, where today we ask the burning question, is it possible that something can turn you gay? And the reason I ask this is because I have a theory. The reason I'm asking this is because there's a lawsuit currently where uh a Russian man is suing Apple for turning him gay. No. No. How did Apple do it? What was his claim? The algo. Are you Are you talking about like when you cuz the emojis or what? When you leave like a red hoodie and the whites and everything is pink now. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, cuz that that does happen sometimes. Is that what you're talking about? I don't know if this is real, but this is what the headline says. Well, like so he was just surrounded by gay people at Apple and then became more gay. It says um he So there's this
0:51 Russian guy. I guess this is real. His name is D. Razumov. He filed a lawsuit against Apple claiming that the company's products turned him gay because he downloaded a crypto app onto his iPhone and he started receiving gaycoin instead of Bitcoin. And the app that made him gay and then the uh the apparently said, "Don't judge until you try, inspiring Razu to begin having same-sex relationships from a cryptocoin." That's his fault, dude. Cuz he kept getting gaycoin. He He always wanted to I think he could be turned and he wants some money. I think he always wanted to and he just was like, "This is my last shot." But you know how like Subin was saying like when when Subin was here, he was talking about uh how ecstasy made his friend gay. No, no, no. You got to hear the story. You got to hear the story. After you hear the story, you'd be like, "Wait, you believe Subin? He's the most honest guy." You
1:41 know, Subin. Yeah, I met him. It's crazy. He'll he'll come back. He'll come back to like tell you the rest of of the new development of the story, but as we'll hint uh Yeah. So it go the dude saw it and like it goes somewhere. Oh no, he saw it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He'll be back and tell you about getting people in trouble. But it wasn't that turned him gay. I don't care what the story was. Yeah. But then like the funny the funny thing is that his family like have responded and said that yeah it is the XC that turned him gay. No. For real. That's hilarious. Sick scapegoat. I know. That's what they said. where you're at. That guy's been missing for ages. And like I don't know, dude. Subin's like, "Wait, so he saw the video and he came out of the woodwork just to be back. Subin will be back to tell you the rest of this, but like yeah,
2:31 basically basically Subin almost got groomed by his homeboy and then uh and then his friend like I guess started going to raves, turned gay, and then was trying to push it on him." He's like, "Come on down." Yeah. So like me like, "Hey man, I don't want to I I'm not gay." And he goes, "How do you know? You haven't tried it yet." Just like this. Yeah, exactly the same thing. So, do you believe that there's anything that can turn somebody gay or is it You know, when they say don't knock it, then we'll get the answer from Tyler at the end. When they say don't knock it till you try it, right? Yeah. Every guy is going to probably enjoy getting a ████ True. From another dude. From another guy. Well, like you're going to be like, that a little too fast. I don't think so. I don't even want to try it. Right. I don't I don't even want to try it. But if a guy is even willing to go, I'll try it. curious. Then that means he's willing to stick his dick inside and and make it feel good and
3:22 he's going to go, "You know what? I after I tried it, you're already I kind of liked it." But you're already at the a guy's willing to go, I'll try it. I think that's like the first step. Exactly. Right. Right. Game from the start. I think I think in the scenario, what you maybe need is like a glory hole where you don't know what's on the other you assume and then they ask you like the the Coca-Cola Pepsi challenge. Yeah. And they ask you it's like which one did you like better? You're going to like what if you like the guy know the difference though. You don't think I don't think you I don't think it's going to matter. That part's scary though because what if what if the guy did it better than the girl and now you're like I want to keep talking to Jeremy some more because Jeremy was so good. But in that situation, he's the best I've ever had. In that situation, you still don't blame the dick. You're just like, how
4:12 did Jeremy get so talented at that? Why is Why is Julia not so good? Oh wow. Cuz it's a skill thing at that point. How about there's three holes? Okay. Jeremy, Julia, and then one was a moose. A moose. And then the moose sucks you off harder. Bluff teeth though, bro. Cuz you're going to hear those hooves on the other side of the wall. The antlers are There's all these antlers going through the wall. I don't know what's going on. Hey, by the way, Moose are ████ huge. Their mouth is way up here. Have you seen a moose's lips? I think there's an animal in their side of this wall. You're going to hear the wranglers trying to put shove his head into the There's going to be a lot of commotion. Maybe the test is like just buttholes. Okay. Yeah, but what if you don't like
5:03 anal moosees have buttholes? Not gender specific in terms of skill. But that's the thing, right? The moose is still in the game. Moose could still be in the game. One's just furer. It's actually better for the moose. Yeah, it is. Yeah. You might not notice any neutral part like a butthole or a mouth. It's going to feel good. Then then if you continue to choose just the guy, then it's like maybe it's just like that guy when the girl sucks like maybe it's you need a different girl. Oh yeah. We're in a different mood. Never going to figure this out. Well, do you really believe that like scary if you didn't know what was on the other side of the wall? You stick your dick inside. Do you think it like if it would it feel good to you or would would it just be too scary to like too scary? Feel pleasure. I think I would not be able to get hard. I'm just so scared and ████ have so much anxiety. But what if you signed up for like a porn role and you knew it was going to be a porn
5:54 star on the other side. And it's not a surprise. It's not like surprise and then they ████ open up the door to Santa Claus sucking you off. But I know it's a hot chick. Santa Claus. It's porn star roulette. So, you know that there's there's 10 porn stars. Only one of them is a guy. No, no, no. How about this? What would you rather have? A moose. No. You ready? I'm going to play with I'm going to play with humans. Watch out. Would you rather Would you rather And you're blindfolded. Okay. So, you don't see. Okay. Would you rather have a guy give you a ████ but you hold a girl's hand while you're doing it? Or a girl give you a ████ but you hold a guy's hand when you're doing it. All right. In Bart fashion, who's the guy? What? Who's the guy that I'm holding their hand if a
6:45 girl's giving me a ████ Dude, 100%. Both of them is Ron Jeremy. What? Wait, he's a literally holding the guy's hand. Hold the guy's hand. Holding a hand. What is that? No. No. No, wait, wait, wait. What if you have to hold his dick instead? That makes it worse. I hate Jeremy. If the if the guy is giving me the ████ what am I holding? You're fingering her ████ Wa. So, I'm fingering a girl. If a guy's giving me a ████ I mean, you're having a great time. That's the opposite. World's not always simple. Yeah, that's the opposite. These are the tests we created. All right. This is the only way to find out. And it's Ron Jeremy. Yes. Yes. Which one you Which one are you doing? Why can't it even be like a more chill dude? Who's a chill dude? Yeah. A better looking guy. You mean? Yeah. Who's more
7:36 chill? Timothy Shalom. Now I'll hold his hand. Who's more chill? Can I be the guy? Legolas. Yeah, you're holding Legolas's hand. Yeah. Why can't more chill? And he's not in battle mode. He's just fine. Oh, who's Okay, pick your dude. Someone that's way more chill. Pick your dude. Whoever your dream I want to know. Whoever your dream dude is that you could switch that with. Who's more chill? Peter Parker. Peter Parker of which franchise? Peter Parker is a child. Peter Parker. No. No. No. Really? Okay. It's in high school. What are you talking about? Okay. Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield, or Toby Maguire? Toby Maguire. Toby McGuire's the oldest one. That's Venom. has Venom, but he's chill like dark Peter Parker.
8:26 He's not like Ron Jeremy is a scary looking dude. Yeah, in general like whether you look down and he's sucking you off or what do you look over and you hold in his hand, he looks like a disgusting bear, right? But like but you're blindfolded in my in my scenario. Yeah. Oh, you're blindfolded. Blindfolded. So you only feel what's in the hand and you feel what's on the the dick, but then you don't know. It's so furry like He does have furry handier than a moose. He's intense. I feel like he was starting to be a more chill dude. So, Peter Parker, that's your pick. Well, anybody that's more Anybody that's more chill. Wolverine. Way better. No, he's too aggressive looking. Like I I want a non-threatening teeth. What if it was like Barack Obama holding your hand? He's chill. He's chill. Yeah, he's chill. Non-threatening men is what I want. But then this is also the same guy
9:17 that will switch in the other scenario where he's behind the wall, right? Really? Yeah. It's both ways. Like I didn't know about that. You got to do both tests. Who's the guy on the other side of the wall in the switch scenario? The switcher room. Yeah. Just any It could be any guy. Just nobody but around Jeremy. You know why? Cuz it's a wall. You can't see. Yeah, but that wouldn't change your opinion. Blindfold, but you can feel. Well, I didn't know that B had a that was like thrown in. How about this? How about this? Would you rather have a girl give you a ████ but you have to hold a ball sack in your hand, or a guy give you a ████ but you get to hold a booby in your hand? Oh, girl ████ ball sack. Hold a ball sack. Yeah, for real. Yeah, I'll hold a ball sack. For real. How did you answer that faster than the handholding? Yeah. No, hand holding were quick, too. It's when they switched it to either holding a penis. That's different. I
10:09 think I'd rather hold a booby cuz if I hold a ball sack then then it's just it's just a matter of epidermis on my skin, right? But if I'm holding a penis, that guy has the ability to go like this and now I'm jacking him off. Oh, you're right. He could Yeah, he could do a hack. That's different. But if you hold the ball sack, that guy could be doing all kinds of ████ too. How many times are you just by putting your ball sack in your hand? What would you do if someone's holding your ball sack? If I'm holding a ball sack, how can I even be aroused? Even if it's like the hottest girl in the world over here. So, you're saying if you're holding a tit, you can you could definitely get a ████ from a dude. If Yeah. If you if you knew there was a guy on the other side of the wall, you think your penis would get hard through that wall? I think it if there's enough N, dude, no. You met him in the green room, so you know it's a guy. How do you know you're
11:00 drinking lemons when you're drinking the yellow Gatorade? I think I can tell. I think I could tell between piss and lemonade, dude. No, I mean I think if there's enough chickness, enough chick flavor, I think this part can get masked. Okay. Yeah, but then you feel the man like you feel his hands and like I thought I thought I was thinking it through a drywall. Okay. So, here's your scenario then. You are in a sorority house. All the girls are behind you. The wall divides the frat house through a hole. Yeah. So, you're putting your dick in the hole and you get to do whatever you want with girls around you, but you know it's a ton of dudes on the other side that you can stomach. Versus the other way around, Versus the other way around where you're in a frat house. I think that's like drinking Diet Coke. It looks like a Coke, but there's no real sugar. You're like, not the same. I think you're drinking Diet Coke. It's not the same. Versus there's a girl, but then there's
11:51 like 20 other dudes around me. Yeah. Yeah. And they're all going bart. They're begging the other side. I'd rather I'd rather get lied to. I'd rather get lied to and pretend it's a girl with the illusion better. But there's But on the other side, on the other side, you still hear them cheering, too. They're going bored, bored, bored, bored to the guy who's sucking your dick. They're saying they're saying Sigma alpha new. Sigma alpha. Sigma alpha new. Then that means by that proxy, could you put a VR goggle on your head and play a ice cream eating game where in the VR it's just a vanilla and chocolate, but in real life it's a dude and you're sucking them off. You're licking ball sack. Yeah, but it looks like vanilla ice cream. You're just having a nice ice cream cone. It's just a How do you eat your ice cream cone? You just swallow it
12:43 whole sexually. It's a big stick. It's a big stick of icicle pop thing. Did you do that? No, that's not diet coke. That's ████ diarrhea at a diet coke can. What? Big sticks are so good. Big sticks. Those popsicles. Oh, they are good. They are good. Or would would you rather VR? Yes, they are. Would you rather VR ████ sucking but you have a ice cream cone? Ah, there we go. Whoa. There we go. That's ████ up, too. VR ████ sucking. Yeah, that's ████ up, too. And it matches any movement you do. Or you're actually sucking dick and it's a ice cream cone. I think I think I'd rather have ████ sucking in the goggles and then real ice cream. Okay, that's good. You're a normal human. That's the right answer. Cuz my better between the two. My taste buds are more real. That's correct. Than my eyes. But you might start enjoying that and then all of a sudden you're looking for some dick cuz
13:33 you want some vanilla. Yeah. You might create an association. In reality, this scenario is would you rather put a ice cream in your mouth or a penis in your mouth? Yeah, that's that's the bare bones of the situation. Event is sponsored by Oculus and Meta 3 glasses. What up, guys? Come join our Patreon because there's hundreds of videos dating all the way back to 2019. That's right. If you click on the link down below, you can join our Patreon, join us on the Discord, come chat with us directly, have a fun conversation, and this will help support the channel's growth and new ideas, and also tap into our closer community by joining our Discord and get the opportunity to suggest video ideas like the ones you've seen. Thank you guys. Join our Patreon, help us out. Thanks. See you guys there. Say hi to me. The difference is he's like I like my taste buds are more real than my eyes. But in the other situation, he's like I want to look at girls while I'm getting a guy to
14:24 suck my The other one basically is that. It's basically that. I just want to be lied to really well. What if that was the tech demo for the meta 3 classes? And let's not let's not forget the earlier moment where he's like, I can play with humans. Okay. No moose. No moose. No moose. If you eliminated the moose ████ would you be able to flip a coin and like it's a 50% chance it's a guy or girl on the other side? You can't flip a coin at all. Would that feel Would you feel any risk involved? That's too risky. Is it 50/50? Yeah, but then it's like if you That's too risky. He's all nervous right now. Like it's really going to happen. He's not flipping like How about you flip a coin? It's not worth it. He didn't want to check. He didn't want to check the results.
15:14 Let's pretend we're flipping the coin right now. Yeah. Check right now. Okay. How about this? How do you trust Hannah enough to let's say it's your your your uh wedding anniversary, right? You walk into your house, there's a trail of petal, rose petals leading to a a wall that has a hole in it. And it's and you just there's instructions say put it in. How how well do you trust? Yeah. You think it's supposed to be, but there's also a slight chance he might walk in after you and go, "What are you doing? But I'm I think it's her. Then it's 100% my dick is in there. Okay. You 100% trust her. But there's also like moose footprints in the snow outside. Look at these hoops. These hoops are giant. Yeah. You're looking at your nest cam footage at the same time and you see the moose and I'm like, "What the ████ Wait." Oh, winkle.
16:06 Don't bring a moose into this. You brought it in. Okay. Would you would you have nice lips? Remember those seen moose lips? Would you trust that it was her? If even if you said, "Hannah, is that you?" and she didn't answer, would you still trust it's her or would you be like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa." The classic Ron Jeremy Grunt came out. To be honest, once it starts going, it's like I just We got our answer. We're We're just going to continue. Yeah. Once it starts going, he goes like this. Yep. Ah, and then after I come, I'll be like, "Okay, let's investigate what happened." Who was back there? Who was back there? Mr. Moosey, I told you. Mr. Moosey. Mr. Moosey. Crazy nickname. I told you you can't suck my dick.
16:58 Sick, man. I told you before. This this notorious ████ moose that just goes all over the world like Moose. just can't stop ████ tricking humans and sucking them off. It's like what's setting up rose petals and a wall with a hole in it. He gets Hannah involved. He's like a ████ mosquito, but he wants dick. It's like what the hell's wrong with this? So schemy. I don't like that kind of moose. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're kind of moosees are kind of shady, dude. Yeah, I think they are. Yeah. So you think let's say you're a straight guy, right? Let's just say you are. Just imagine that. Just pretend. Do you think that there's any amount of male to-male attention, whether it's physical or anything, that could make you gay? I
17:50 think honest answer. Honest answer. Yeah. I think if you were a lifer in jail and you knew that you were not getting out over time, you might develop feelings for men. Oh, but I don't think that can be now. What about the really really really slow groom of like, hey, I'm I'm a big fan of yours. Hey, I'll pay you 10,000 bucks to just hang out with me. Right. And then another day it's like $20,000 bucks just sit in my house. Just play video games, right? Then it's like $30,000 just like just sit on my bed. Let's have a conversation. But that just makes me a gay hoe. That doesn't make me in love with you. Yeah, but then like it goes all So you are gay. True. True.
18:40 True. No, but I'm doing gay for pay. All right. It's gay. It's gay for pay. It's not authentic. So you're just like faking it. He's just being a professional. That would make you not gay then. You would just be a hoe. I'm a memoirs of a geisha. Okay. So, no, no, but it keeps going. It's like, hey, I'm going to like now now uh your mom's fully taken care of. She could retired. Here's my medical bills. Right. So, I'm pretending cuz like who who else do you love in your life? Hannah, she will also be taking care of. And now now it's like you start to build this like facade of like, well, this person's taking care of the things I care about. That's Stockholm syndrome. That's not falling in love with a man. Don't get your G-spot in a way that nobody's ever done. Ah, he got me. I'm in. I'm yours forever. I think. And his name's Mr. Moosey. I told you again. No, I think you would already
19:30 have to have it in you. I don't think it's something that can be turned. I think you've already had that in you and maybe you were curious and then you ran into a situation where you had the opportunity cuz like I don't know like at least for me it just I don't even really want to be straight. What makes you think I'll even want to be gay? Like that's you know like like you lost me. Okay. Cuz like like what do you mean you don't want to be straight? I'm straight and it's like being like romantic and doing the cuddly stuff and all that. That's already like Yeah. Like so like why would I want to even do that with a guy that I don't even want to do it with? Yeah. I already don't even want to do with girls. 10 times even more with guys. Oh okay. Yeah. All right. So you know what I mean? Yeah, I see what you mean. It's not like I don't want to do it with girls. I rather do it with guys.
20:21 I'm like I don't want to do it with guys even more than girls are evil. It's just more so but it's more inconvenient. Yeah. Okay. Because if you if you think about it, right, it's like Mr. Moosey. I I think guys that end up turning or whatever, I think they've always they've always had the potential. They're curious. They see other guys and they cuz I think there's it's not just doing physical acts. You have to fall in love. Like that's to me the definition. You have to fall in love. To me the definition of uh being homosexual is wanting a relationship, wanting everything else but suck. I agree. Like that's you have to want all those moments. But then that means if a straight guy just does the physical aspect, he's not actually gay. I mean he
21:11 do a gay acts. You know what I mean? But like I think the it's not just homosexual. Yeah. He's not like a he's just ████ all the guys he sees. I don't know if I agree with that. I don't know, dude. I don't know about that one. So, you think the actions like define the status? Wait, so can't you be straight and not want to be in a monogous relationship and not want to be married? That's like asexual, right? No, no, no, no, no. She's just saying monogamous and not want to be married. Like you could just be single forever and Yeah. Not to be polyamorous. You can't be. Yeah. Or that. Mhm. Mhm. Or a lot of options. None of this involves the moose. So I'm out, Mr. Moose. I got this ████ moose that comes sucks me off once in a while and I just always tricks me. It's like a mosquito with
22:03 ████ Dude, the fact that we went from Ron Jeremy and we couldn't do it. But the moose is totally fine. I know.
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